How were you supposed to know it makes you gay?
>>736168508I don't know maybe there are a couple signs about the perk in the image or I don't know maybe you could fucking read the perk description.
>>736168508Infer from lady killer having almost the same effects dumbass
>>736168898You wouldn't get it unless you were also familiar gay cruising lingo like the devs were
>>736168898>image shows an assassination >somehow this is supposed to make me think of gaysis this one of those self reporting posts?
>>736168508>retard>underagepick 2
>>736168508By not being ESL
>>736168508From either being old enough to have heard "confirmed bachelor" used as slang to refer to a gay person, to be familiar with general media to have come across that term in the same context, or by looking at the icon and reading the description that both make it abundantly clear this is gay.
>>736169824>completely ignoring the gay and naked back massage
>>736168508it's a game made for boomers
You would understand if you weren’t gay and thought the description/perk image was business as usual. Anyone who is straight would look at that and find it suspicious.
>>736168898>expecting people to read while alienating those who can'tAbleist scum.
>>736169824The guy in the table has a heart by his head you’re just being retarded on purpose.
>>736168508You're brown.
>>736170116Could also easily be a scene depicting one Vault Boy using the guise of a masseur to murder someone who frequents a massage parlour.
>>736170380>>736170253You aren’t being as funny as you think you are anon.
>>736170253>t. retard thats never actually been to a massage parlor
>>736168508i already told you that it doesn't make you gay, it just makes you a gay KILLER.
>>736168508does the dmg bonus only work against humanoids?
>>736170759>makes you and Arcade Gannon want each other's cocks
>>736168508>It's another "/v/ *accidentally* takes the gay path in an RPG" episode
>>736170636Like a spa? Or one of them happy ending parlors? I’ve been to the former and when selecting who’s touching my skin I always pick a woman, because I’m not gay.
>>736168508>Confirmed Batcherlor>Heart icon>Extra dialogue with men>Naked man picture>Huh this is a bit subtle for me
>>736168508Gay men used to be called bachelors by polite society so long as they didn't do gay shit in public.
Kill yourselfhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/85XMgR7WdcvunNueomq_vQ/
>>736168508Not making Colonel Betsy a companion for lesbian couriers was a missed opportunity. The gays get Arcade Gannon as their own boytoy and girls? A hag named Veronica who is more prude and asexual than a church nun and dresses like a hobo.
>>736170380>chose the perk so he could give massages to naked men and kill them, only to discover he had been tricked into taking it up the ass
>>736171813The raped.
>>736168508>you have to be gay if you want your build to be better against the majority of human enemies
>>736171726This nigga lookin ZESTY
>>736172235Some guys will do anything for an extra 10% damage and i do mean anything
>>736168508Seemed like the obvious counterpart to lady killer
>>736168508oh... it does?I know what I'm doing for the playthrough
>>736171813My Veronica wears a nice dress and has sex with me (male)
>>736172235I thought Sawyer revealed internal stats that showed the majority of enemies are female actually, by a small margin, by virtue of the fact most raiders are female.
>>736168508If you don't take this nor the lady one it means your character is completely asexual.
>>736168508They even gave him gayface.
>>736172089I'm the one who fucks.
>>736168508you were already gay if you picked it
>>736168508"Confirmed Bachelor.">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He_never_married#%22Confirmed_bachelor%22>He doesn't use his BRAIN and GOOGLE/<insert search engine> for something he's unfamiliar withYou know how I know you use ChatGPT?
>>736172235just play as a girl then
>>736177960fuck you glue is a perfectly acceptable binding agent in pizza
>>736174962BASED Asexuals just shooting both genders + neogenders in the face with VATS and restocking VATS energy to do it again.
>>736171813Yeah, can't even bring her for one time fling date either.
>>736169650It's literally the opposite, it's polite straight lingo for where it would be inappropriate to say someone's a gigantic faggot. I appreciate being a Zoomer, you don't know what a euphemism is though.
>>736169650don't be obtuse. Do you really need a flashing rainbow sign in 72 pt font saying "pick this option to enable gay homo faggotry" or can you at least pretend to not be retarded?
>>736172235are you really gonna suck some cock for 1.3 more damage per bullet on your assault carbine against 49% of the human enemies(aka not actively benefiting you against most enemies)? There's no other perk in the game that might give a bigger advantage?
>>736172235You have to love someone to know how to really hurt them.
>picking the worthless bait perks
>>736171813What would you call a perk that's the lady killer for the male courier but works on lesbians
>>736172235I'm not gay but 10% is 10%
>>736183660Cook
>>736168508It did? I always pick it for the damage bonus. Didn't seem like it made my character do any gay shit though?
>>736184894Only during gay to gay communication, you flirt with people for speech checks and shit.
>>736184980I never flirted with NPCs
>go into GECK>make myself a perk named Not Gay>description is "You are not gay">give it an identical effect to Confirmed BachelorWhat now fagfags?
>>736168508>takes the perk that inadvertently makes you gay>from the game that inadvertently makes you translot of """"accidental"""" thing happening to you, huh op
>>736168508https://youtu.be/V6Qq2lwvyDE?si=3Ivz4U93U_y2XA-z>finally find real women that like FNV>all they wanna do is psychologically torture and mind break Benny and or Vuples into becoming obedient husband's>some like Boone because he comes pre mind brokenWhy are women like this?
>>736171359It's subtle if you have room temp IQ
>>736168508Because Lady Killer does the opposite and is a much more standard turn of phrase.
>>736172235>Minmaxers are gayIt is often the case
>>736168508No wonder trannies love new vegas
>>736168508gee if only it unlocked at the same time as Lady Killer, a perk with the same effects but on women.
>>736180934yeah because i've definitely heard people say out loud "confirmed bachelor" outside of my video games, definitely.
>>736168508You are playing New Vegas, you should already know.
>>736187138Well it is clear you only spend time with yobbos on the street rather than more discerning individuals.
>>736171359So the perk makes you homophobic? That's what I got out of it.
>>736168508New Vegas confirms being gay is a choice.
>>736168508I picked Lady Killer thinking it would turn my character into a pathetic woman-hating chudcel but it made him into a smooth ladies' man instead
>>736168508
>>736170980Honestly games should just be more open and direct about these sorts of things, making it vague only makes people upset who didn't want it and those who do likely won't find it without a guide
>>736183660Pipe Bender
>>736168508confirmed bachelor is an euphemism for faggot and has been for more than a century, so I don't know how could you not be expected to get it even if you didn't notice the image of two men with a heart.
