She's in.
>>736169090>monkey steals
Yuri RosaPeachfags are now Incest Scholars
>THREE girlbosses
>>736169090I can't believe Daisy hates niggers
https://gofile.io/d/y55pwpgrab it while it's hot
>>736169225Four*Just wait fof Pauline in DK movie
So is really true that the movie is not even about Mario? Is just a Peach movie disguise as a Super Mario movie? If so this is so fucking lame and i'm glad i will not be giving them my money
Last thread: >>736151146>>736169258THE GOAT
>>736169225Wow three for free?
>>736169090>no new gamesI slep
>super exaggerated expressionsWhy are the french like this
>>736169225>the one character I wouldn't mind being portrayed with a little bit of a girlboss attitude>she's the third character with that exact same archetype
>>736169258my knees! t-they're moving on their own!!
>OMG GUYS DO YOU MEMBER THESE CHARACTERS? THEY'RE ON THE SCREEN RIGHT NOW!!!! YOU MEMBER THEM RIGHT SOIFACE!This is the entire movie btw
>>736169258cheers brother
>Makes a girlboss movie instead of a Mario movie>woke journalist reviewers still gives them a extremely low score anyway You get what you fucking deserve
>>736169496There's literally nothing distinguishing them now.
>>736169258I fucking kneel. Well let's see if it's as bad as everyone says.
God she's so ugly. She has the exact same ugly girlboss bitch face peach has
>>736169532I wasn't expecting anything else, never liked the Minions, all their movies are exactly that.
Soooooo, this is still 1 billion dollar movie or the word of mouth will make this movie do a lot less compared to the first one?
>>736169703She's more of a girlboss than Peach
>>736169258>270x640>annoying watermark for the entire durationI seriously hope you guys don't tolerate this
>>736169090>WHICH GIRL BOSS DO YOU WANTNone actually.
>>736169090>Daisy is a bigger deal now than WarioHow did Nintendo let Wario fall off so hard
>>736169816That would be fine if they didn't make Peach and Rosalina Daisy also. We now have three Daisy's all with the the same bitchy face
>>736169532We're not talking about Pixar anon...
>>736169876u want 0 dollar movie u get 0 dollar quality
>>736169876>NOOOOO I NEED TO SEE MY NINTENDIE KIDDIE SLOP IN 4K RESOLUTION
>>736169882People stopped liking fat greedy pigs on account of rising costs.
>>736170107I don't care what movie it is specifically. If you're gonna watch a movie, any movie, do it right.Emulating is different, you get 99.9% the same quality as the real thing, but this is just bullshit.
>>736169258Just skimming ahead kinda until an HD rip surfaces but this part is cute
>>736169882He's good being kept neglected, lately, he's been depicted as the fart wacky guy with no depth, he would just appear to do gross things and someone for the cast to mock, I'd rather not see more of him.
>>736169876It's a camrip, my guy. It's going to look like dog water.
>>736169090> she is white without any bs tan on heroh no how will Zendaya voice her now?
>>736169882Girls merchandising is extremely profitable. Nintendo has been pushing the Mario princesses more lately because they're desperate for those Disney Princess bucks.
>>736170320Isn't that kinda his whole thing tho?
>>736169810It's possible, but keep in mind, parents these days have no standards for their kids and will take them to anything that will distract them.
>>736170206>Emulating is different, you get 99.9%Years later and that number is an exaggeration.
>>736169882Illumination would just use him for tedious gross-out humour.
I knew Daisy was going to be in the movie in some way, the theme park has been pushing her a lot
Glen Powell's really good as Fox, at least.
>>736169882they’re holding onto Wario for the third movie
>>736169408I get this reference
>Don't care about Rosalina>Love Star Fox>Rumored game soonIs this finally the year of Star Fox?
>>736170369Sakurai?
>>736170369Only since Brawl.
>>736169405I like that fox is smug and laid back even though it retcons everything about the starfox 64 games.
Should have made Captain N movie instead
>>736169882It’s obvious that the 3rd movie is going to be the “evil twin/doppelganger” movie. He’ll show up at some point.
>>736170269alright he looks way better in motion, dont know why they made him look like he ate a Bee for that reveal poster.
>>736169090>when I travel to Brazil
>>736170374Parents have no standards, but keep in mind that paying to see a movie is not worth the experience anymore. Expenses are also higher like gas, groceries, people are paid less and more demoralized than ever. Its better to just wait 2 weeks for it go to streaming than waste more gas to go a shithole theatre chain where theres hoodrat niggers making noise or hiding in bathrooms and emergency exits to smoke weed.
>>736170269Fuck. Seeing Fox McCloud this expressively animated is doing things to me. They're definitely teasing us with a Star Fox movie, even his voice actor Glenn Powell wants it.>>736170486Hell yeah brother. And not just one rumoured game but TWO. I've never seen a game franchise be this fucking back when just a week ago it was completely dead.
>>736170282If I had a dollar for every pixel in this camrip I'd have 50 cents
Was it too much to ask that they not make Fox McCloud into a loudmouth?
>>736169258Free viruses and dolphin p**n
>>736169090>Foreigner monkey steals from people in an airportWhat EXACTLY did Illumination mean by this?
>>736169258Holy fucking christ its awful. The first movie was already on a sugar rush, but this movie is on 14 grams of crack.Its just scene after scene of random shit happening with zero narrative. Nintendo truly doesn't give a shit about quality control anymore, they just care about money.
>>736169258OH MY GODWARIO
>>736170269>>736170572Did they seriously just copy and edit Nick Wilde's facial expressions for this?
Why has "person at counter says something really slowly" become a stock joke in recent years? It wasn't even funny when the trend started.
>>736169090So is that it? Daisy appears for one scene and never again?
>>736170648And when this movie makes bank it will tell every other studio that kids don’t want story or character growth in their movies. The pacing of this movie makes Minecraft look like Blade Runner.
>>736170513What does the N stand for?
>>736170510smug and laid back is the only character type Illumination (western industry in general) knows how to make
>>736169876Still better graphics than the shitch 2
This is a theme park ride.>>736170558True, but even in troubling economic times, people don't want to appear as poor. So they'll spend money on creature comforts as to appear wealthy. Is it poor money management? Yes, but companies bank on people's insecurities. Also, inflating tickets prices inflate box office. It's why the few box office hits explode.
>>736170782Yes because it's the very last scene in the movie
>>736170648>Its just scene after scene of random shit happening with zero narrativeisn't that what retarded kids raised on tiktok and youtube videos want? god help us when that next generation has to interact with the world in a meaningful way.
>>736170767At this point it’s preferable to the fifty thousandth screaming goat joke. Which I’m sure found its way into this movie as well.
>shitch 2Thursday's tomorrow, bud.
>>736170826Nigtendo
>>736170871
>>736169258King shit anon
>>736170648>it's just scene after scene of random shit happeningPerfect for brainrot zoomies, illumination faggots, and tendies that love this shit. They don't care about making a good movie. They just want money.
>>736170891Oh ok, hopefully this teases her for a third film if it happens
>>736169496daisy has always been the third wheel on a unicycle, that's the one thing that's consistent about her
>>736170906My hope is smartphones and tablets become so expensive and brainrotting people don't bother with them. It already costs 1000 dollars for a device with superficial updates and a battery that lasts 1 year on average.
>>736169876Its the same type of camrips that have been a thing forever anon,if you want free before the hdrip then this is what you get
Mr. Game & Based
>>736170871>>736171060I will actively strangle every retarded snoy Sonicfaggot on this board.
>>736171080Nintendo is trying to shit out at least one movie a year since their games take so long to make now. There’s already rumors of Donkey Kong and Luigi’s Mansion movies in the pipeline.
>>736169090Why is Daisy so racist towards immigrants?
>>736171152mobile providers subsidize phones so you pay them monthly for years. if you're paying them $1500 over 3 years, giving you a $1000 phone still makes them $500.
I can't believe that Slippy Toad made it into a film before Link.
>>736171235Are they even a video game company anymore? The dude after Iwata is making a Disney replica out of the company.
>>736169703>they didnt make her chunky and brown like fanartBased
>>736170648Welcome to modern day animated movies. Didn't even watch the first one because I could just tell it was "HEY ZOOMER, LOOK AT THIS COLORFUL THING ISN'T IT FUNNY AND COOL??!!! HEY FAT FUCK GAMER, RECOGNIZE THESE THINGS FROM THE GAME???!!??" Shit's lame
>Nice stacheconfirmed Fox is gay cause he loves mens mustaches
>>736169258I don't even feel like watching, I skimmed through half the previous film
>>736171384They've been more a something else company than a videogame one
>>736171456It's not only the stache, but what's behind it
>>736171456
>>736171456I'm still trying to wrap my head around Starfox being a main character in a Mario movie. It would be like if Goku showed up in a Godzilla movie because both are Japanese properties. Its so wildly out of place that the pitch feels like its insulting you, but then it fucking happens.
>>736170881(me)and I mean that in a bad way.>>736171486You've made the right decision.
>>736169258>scroll randomly through the timeline>end up on a casino sectionwait, isn't it a kids' movie? is it legal?and isn't casino level in every game a rebellous sonic thing? i don't think mario has ever had a casino level aside from those toad houses in mario 3
>>736169258Tempting, but I'll be seeing this flick on Sunday with my wife. Gonna sneak alcohol in so I'm not paying $20 for some cocktail.
>>736171596It would be more like if Chrono showed up in a Dragon Quest film.
>>736169090Nigger!
>>736169090And she's fucking ugly
>>736170648>Its just scene after scene of random shit happening with zero narrative.Unfortunately with Illumination at the helm that's just to be expected. Someone called it a movie for YouTube Shorts viewers and I couldn't have come up with a more scathing critique if I wanted.>>736171456At least we got a perfectly sexy handsome Fox out of this mess. Can't wait for that new game to be announced soon.>>736171596Illumination wanted it >>736160550
>>736171456Every proper ace has a 'stache, anon. Fox's whiskers count.
Fuck these movies look so fucking bad. The voices are terrible and getting the fucking minions guys to write and create it is the most soulless decision they could have made.
I like his black fox lips. You can tell there was some furry in illlumination who desperately wanted fox in this movie
>>736169090HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIIIIITIS THAT*INHALES DEEPLY*SCRINGLY WINGLY?OHHHHHHHHH MMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
>>736171596Hell I'd pop if Jet fucking Jaguar showed up.
>>736171614> i don't think mario has ever had a casino level aside from those toad houses in mario 3The jke is that it's based on the Mario 2 bonus round slots, but the spinoffs have had several (Goomba's Greedy Gala from Party 4, Chain Chomp Wheel from Kart Wii, Junior Street/Bowser Jr. Boulevard from Hoops/Sports Mix, etc)
>>736171456I hate hollywood so much>>736171596Not even that. It would be like if Patlabor was in a Godzilla movie. Patlabor's cool but it's nowhere near culturally relevant or related to Godzilla. They just both Japanese.
>>736169090>fucking minions at 0:06Just fucking kill me
>>736171456I like that Peach gave Mario a smooch at the end of the film. And clearly crushed on him the whole film, it was cute.Much better than Odyssey. The world is healing.
>>736171596What pisses me off is thay Star Fox takes place around the time the Dinosaurs became extinct, why is he on a modern earth setting.
>>736171879ah, i forgot about that non-canon mario game. there's only 1 and 3, no 2, the real 2 is lost levels.
>>736169090Every female character in this looks extremely punchable.
I'm already a quarter into this movie and am feeling the negative emotional aura.
>>736171954He's from another dimension. He was sent through a wormhole
>>736171614Sunshine has a Casino level
>>736171928They are robots from the OG Galaxy, they are nothing like minions, and I'm pretty sure they predate minions.
>>736171823His movie design seems to be using the Zero one as a starting point and I think they gave Fox black lips in that game too.
>>736170369Go back to the smash mines sakuri
>>736171614Sunshine has a casino area
>>736171823Fox when he sees Wolf whip it out
>>736171941I thought this film was for kids.
>>736172027Ah, that still doesn't fix the issue but ok I guess, thanks anon
>>736169090Perhaps we should keep tv in /tv/ and keep v in /v/.
>>736171958>Non-canon>Mario>canon
>>736171775Also, Mario has the Sky Pop so he's sort of an aerial ace along with like sixty other disciplines.
>disapears from the movies after a wink
I want this movie to crush so hard, but I know it won't.
Big ass watermark but more Starfox
>>736172136Why is he so smug
>>736171823>Star Fox fans wish for the series to become more culturally relevant and not be a dead IP anymore>this happens>a movie will inevitably happen where Krystal shows up and becomes another strong, independent female character >to add insult to injury she won't look hot at all You guys asked for this. The monkey's paw always curls.
>>736172090Mario topics belong in /v/, so it's staying in /v/.
That's the post credits stinger?
>>736171823I really didn't like his design from the first pic they showed but it seems to work well in the clips and screenshots posted. >>736172079Best part of him being in the movie has been more Wolf + Fox art.
BROOOOOS!IT'S THE THING FROM THE GAAAAAME!
>>736172179He has more screen time than Rosalina.
>>736171958Super Mario Bros 2 and the framework of the Super Mario Bros Super Show created the Mario universe you love today!There is barely any Mario Canon, only vibes. You'll never get it.Enjoy your autism.
>>736170648Mario Galaxy was the same way. It was just le random galaxy after le random galaxy. There was no consistency or meaningful progression.Prove me wrong.
>>736171823We want the Zootopia audience
>>736172136He's adorable. You can tell Miyamoto just wants to make a Star Fox movie before he's gone.
A cgi star fox film would be the best outcome of these mario movies. The furries at illumination will make sure its good
>>736171954>What pisses me off is thay Star Fox takes place around the time the Dinosaurs became extinctThe Star Fox games take place in another galaxy.
>>736172136Unintentional comedy gold
>>736172224well duhrosalina was kidnapped, they usually don't get much screen time
>>736169090>Well perhaps Rosalina won't be a girlboss>Well perhaps Daisy-Do they not know how to write a female that isn't just punching everyone all the time?
>>736171958Then why do things like shyguys, bob-ombs, pow blocks and even characters like Birdo keep showing up?
Sex with Fox
>>736172214>movie adaptation of a game>haha those people recognize game in the movie i am so sarcasm maxing hehe
>>736171823Ah, ever the mercenary.
>>736172404No.There are only two potential female characters:Damsel or girlboss, and Damsels are "problematic" now.
>>736169090man why are they so ugly...
why is she so violent?
>>736172340Hmm, no? Sauria, the(one and only) dinosaur planet is Earth.
>>736172182Krystal being a boring black hole of a character would be accurate to the games, mind you.
>>736172396Rosalina shouldn't have been kidnapped. It should've been Peach. This is the GALAXY MOVIE.
>>736172136oh no he's hot
>>736169090how do you make a movie from source material that have no story
>>736172404but daisy is supposed to be punching everyone all the timethe problem is that her value is diminished when every girl punches everyone all the time
>>736172534Women are violent, and it's ok for them to abuse you because feminism I guess
>>736172571By having no story in the movie.
>>736172534
>>736170364>we live in a timeline where Mother 3 may get a remake/adaptation solely so Nintendo has more princesses to market
>Girlboss Peach>Girlboss Rosalina>Girlboss DaisyI'm tired, bros
>>736171823God I want to fuck him so bad
>>736172571kirby had a whole-ass 100 fucking episode anime and it managed just fine
>>736172562Rosalina is a space princess.
Maybe Daisy will at least get a game soon
>>736172648Kirby has a story.
>>736172418Am I supposed to feel something that Daisy showed up? Obviously she was going to.
>>736172648yeah and it's 100 episodes of nothing happen
>>736172579This is the crux of the issue. Peach/Daisy/Rosalina are the same characters so how do you expect audiences to connect or care about them. I mean they won't because their standards suck but this is just storytelling 101, something actual kids throughout history understood at one point in time.
>>736169090Why the fuck did we get starfox over a wario appearance?I think a better movie, would have shitposting villians of wario and waligui than whatever this is.
>>736172136>bane pose
>>736172609A Mother 3 HD2D remake would be kino.
They say woo hoo together like homerluigi says fox looks like a dog
>>736172404I mean, Daisy is the one that would make the most sense making her into a girlboss.But they did it to all of them instead.
>>736169258>411.1 MBA:10. V:10. THANKS YIFY
>Rosalinafags were acting all smug and superior when this movie got announced alongside the Galaxy 1 + 2 ports, the amiibo, storybook and Bellabel Park DLC for Wonder>Makes fun of Daisy for not being focused on, especially with her sick in Mario Tennis Fever>Turns out Rosalina is fucking overshadowed by FOX of all people in her own movie, she gets barely any screentime>End credits stinger is Daisy punching an UkikiRosalinafags lost. Daisysisters, we fucking WON.
>>736172682about as much as mario does
Does she have a voice yet? Because if not, going off features and body language, I think they’ll end up going with Rashida Jones if they want to maintain a “prestige” thing with their cast. They could also go with a newer model and get the girl from the Fallout show, both fit pretty well.
>>736171823Gen Alpha genuinely thinks Nintendo is copying Zootopia, even though Fox was created in the early 90s
>>736172762probably going to make a Starfox movie. It is one of the better Nintendo franchises for it. Characters actually talk.
>>736172661>the one princess that didn't get kidnapped gets kidnappedBravo.
>>736172769are they inside the wing? wtf is going on there
>>736172769>wind in space
>>736172213>Best part of him being in the movie has been more Wolf + Fox art.110%Imagine all the artwork when the inevitable Star Fox movie trailer drops and Wolf is revealed.>>736172417Spitroast the fox...
>>736172503you say girlbossI see nigger housewife sterotype from the 60s who resorts to violence as a first action.
>>736171596>It would be like if Goku showed up in a Godzilla movie because both are Japanese propertiesYeah, imagine if Godzilla crossed over with Sonic too! That would be craaaazy...
Now that I think about it, it makes sense that Fox traveled forward in time and to a modern earth.>Hey Einstein, I'm on your sideMaybe he brought back a memory crystal holding all the info and showed it to his friends.
>>736172802Most Rosalinafags are just into porn of her they didn't even play her debut game.
>>736172880Looks like they repurposed the blue fin things to be extra seating
>>736172136stop trying to make me like this movie
>reference: the movie
>>736172948I loved the maid in Tom and Jerry though
>>736172702They saw how popular sonic's reveal of tails at the end of the first movie was and shadow being teased at the end of the second movie and decided to copy it.
Why spoil yourself with shitty screenshots and camrips?
Why is Mario a side character in his own movie
>>736172769You know, for all the shit we give Illumination, they might just manage a Starfox movie. I wouldn't even mind if it's another retelling of Starfox 64.
>>736172086>that still doesn't fix the issue but ok I guessWhat issue? If he's lost in TIME and space then the time Starfox takes place in doesn't matter.
>>736172769>my wife boyfriend
>>736173031>spoilspoil what
>>736169258At about the 25 minute markSo far the movie has just been very trite and boring but Illumination Peach leaving in the middle of the night is incredibly out of character and the toads telling her not to leave makes no sense.The exact opposite should've happened. She should've insisted that she has to stay to protect her people and they should've told her that they'd be ok with Mario around and she should go.Why is Illumination so incredibly fucking terrible at basic scriptwriting?
Remember "Do a barrel roll" meme? Member it?remember????????
>>736172970>nobody played one of the most famous games of all time
>>736173031Don't want to spoil the complexities and nuance of the mario reference film
>>736172831Absolutely not. Kirby has actual arcs.
>>736173009The critics were right??? OMG! Next time, listen to them. You'll save your time and money.>>736173037Because the children don't care about the fat Italian-New York hybrid man.
>>736172404Dude, you're talking about Mario. What the fuck do you think they're going to do with characters who, no matter how fit they are, are still physically capable?
>>736172845He should of just got his own movie and own universe. Being in mariotm universe will take away from what could potentially be a lot better movie. Although something like a deep space nine homebase, with random assholes there from nintendo games would be amusing. Before they go out starship fighting. But you know they're going to go adventure story over space story.
>>736173113Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm actually that's an aileron roll
>>736169405Corgi
who voices fox?
Snoys need to be killed, holy shit.
>>736170364>Nintendo has been pushing the Mario princesses more latelyNot really, there's less push than there was during the Iwata era where Rosalina was everywhere.
>>736173031I personally spoiled Avengers Endgame before it released for thousands of people to my amusement and their anger. If you devote your life to a brand I personally won't care and neither should you. They'll make 1000 sequels and spinoffs anyways.
>>736173160>Because the children don't care about the fat Italian-New York hybrid man.>dont care about the guy who literally sells the gameswhatever
>>736172648Tbf a majority of the kirby show is fucking terrible
>>736173081I don't even like original Peace look, but what the fuck happen there
>>736173140At the time that the anime came out, the only character arc it really had was "Dedede becomes more of a good guy and less of a jerk". And even then, the anime still played up Dedede being a jerk most of the time.
>>736173242Endgame was the toughest to avoid spoilers about. You literally would have to be off the internet that week.
>>736173259They made her a bit too fuckable in the movie ver.
>>736173259hollywood got their hands on her
>>736171823This is horrible
>>736173009Seethe harder, snoy.
>>736173081>another humilation ritual of making Mario a pathetic cuck
>>736173242>. If you devote your life to a brand I personally won't care and neither should youWhat's hilarious is that you are in fact dedicating yourself to a brand more than they are since they just want to enjoy the movie's story without caring for the brand but you're doing it explicitly because you think it affects the brand.
>>736173325Unfuckable.
This just feels like a soulless ad for more movies that will feel the same way. A fucking shame.
>>736173078It's crucial to the plot of Adventures and Assault too, after 64 they had been bleeding money resulting on a battered barely functional Great Fox when they get a distress signal from Sauria after a cataclysm, Fox saves the day by destroying Andross(which probably kickstarted the simian evolution that would later take over the planet) and earning a lot of money, this leads to the new and improved tech of Assault and later allowing them to get custom ships in Command.
>>736173358I'm doing it cause its funny. Simple as that.
>>736173301I didn't have to worry cause I don't give a shit.
>>736173113Thats it. Imma lose my shit like CHICKEN JOCKEY.
>>736173360Okay, Snoy.
>>736173245No bro, you don't understand. People actually preferred the characters that existed for the sole purpose of motivation for the story or side characters. No one wants the heroes, or side characters that people actually like and play as being the central focus.
>>736173354Peach kisses Mario on the cheek at the end bro.
>>736173039No one cares about starfox dude, it would be a complete flop
camrip's out!
>>736173407be that as it may, you had to be a real jerk to initially spoil one of the biggest movies in our era. I hate marvelslop like the rest, but it they did put some effort into it.
>>736173360How hard are you going to seethe when makes 1.5 billion for Nintendo at the box office?
/ourguy/ hates ithttps://youtu.be/7RXXgPcKePQ?si=0Zf6Wwd1GU37Llsh
>>736173447Yeah all the while Fox steals all the heroic moments, It's like they don't want Mario to be Mario at all.
>>736173469>camripNo. You need to see it in the cinema to stick it to woke Disney.
>>736173376It literally doesn't matter.He could be stuck in Mario world for a year, find a wormhole back home and arrive five minutes after he left with that year being a funny story he tells to the crew between missions. It doesn't have any impact on Starfox's continuity.
>>736173465I mean, they'll care now that he's in people's sights. Illumination probably wanted exactly that when they shoehorned him into the movie.
>>736173408if the ''do the barrel roll'' scene becomes chicken jockey tier i'm going to lose my shit
>>736169258>they keep fucking mischaracterizing Bowser and Jr as murderousI know this shouldn't bug me but it really, really does.
>>736173275That is true, yeah. Thought anon was saying Kirby doesn't have actual arcs, period. It is crazy that Kirby has the most consistent story out of most Nintendo franchises(except 2d metroid)
>>736173163Smash bros brawl did it.Peach was physically capable but she didn't come out as obnoxious. She felt like Peach, not like another Fiona from Shrek. I lost the count of I don't know how many Fiona clones
It feels really weird that they'd leapfrog over more sensible sequel options in order to rush into Galaxy, only to sideline the elements that made Galaxy interesting. Why bother? You can't undo that now and try a film set in Dinosaur Land or on Isle Delfino. You fucked it, seemingly for no reason.
>this whole threadIt's amazing how much this movie is making snoys seethe. Can't wait for the sales.
>>736173542Yeah I guess, but I'd be surprised if they get the timeline right, doubt Miyamoto cares about anything other than 64 or Zero.
>>736173570I'm already prepared to get covered in popcorn/soda while the millenials around me lost their goddamn minds.
>>736170269GIVE ME KRYSTAL NOW UUUGGGGHHHHHOHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAHHH
>kids deserve better children's entertainment >KPDH wins best animated filmYOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE
>>736173597>Smash bros brawl did it.Yeah it did. By giving her zero personality.
>>736173667>By giving her zero personality.you dont know what personality is
>>736173642You're not ready yet
commenters glazing astronauts is getting on my nerves
>>736172929They're all clearly breathing and Fox has the cockpit canopy open, so there isn't even a vacuum. Weird choice.
>>736173607They just don't care. Seriously they really do not care because they know for the one person that complains theres 10,000 more shills, children, manchildren and mentally broken parents who will pay.
>>736173692And you clearly didn't play brawl
>>736173242>Spoiled Avengers Endgame>Guys the Avengers win and Thanos loses!>NOOOOOOO YOU MONSTER
>>736169090Daisy's gimmick is overused by Peach, literally what's the point
I would rather have actual starfox movie desu
>has less screentime in her own movie than fucking Fox McCloudWhy?
It's funny how they picked the one mainline mario game that could make a movie and didn't even bother including any of its story
>>736173587Modern Kirby walks a fine balance between adding new characters/lore and repurposing old elements, usually to do something new with them, but for a while, Kirby rode on most games being standalone with a few exceptions (like how the Halberd sank in Super Star and starts off under the sea in Squeak Squad). In particular Sakurai and Shimomura had differences in their styles including setting (Sakurai focusing more on dream elements while Shimomura focused on emotions, light, etc, The animal friends in Shimomura's games and the friendly mobs in Sakurai's).
>>736173772Brawl was my baby, you little faggot. I endured subspace. Peach literally was feminine and herself in that game. You're a gaslighting faggot.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQec6eEcXyc
>>736173667You don't know what you are talking about. Keep your mouth quiet secondary, she got the best scene in the game
>>736169258NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO@nintendo@fbiDO SOMETHING
>>736173607>You can't undo that now and try a film set in Dinosaur Land or on Isle Delfino.Yeah you can. Literally every piece of long running media has done that including the Mario games themselves when it went from Galaxy to 3d Land/World to Odyssey
>>736173826Fits with her actual screentime in her games.
>>736173663But KPDH had good messages for children unlike Disney. The Mouse deserves to be humiliated again and again until they go back to telling classic stories for everyone.
>>736172027I guessed that would be the idea immediately.
>>736173113Those poor koopers
>>736173851>>736173854Pretty telling that both of you would pick the same scene to show off her (lack of) personality.
>>736173854>Fox in the Galaxy movie is a reference to BrawlCoincidence
>>736173469Is there a version without the giant ass watermark on the screen?
>>736173826They think this movies is guaranty to make over a billion dollars, so all the suits thinks shilling other character for even more movies will the way to go, just like Marvel did.Don't even be mad there is not enough Rosalina, they already ruined every female character in those movies by making them the same type of character: AN ANNOYING GIRLBOSS
>>736173989cause it's the best example of what Peach does in a high tense situation instead of acting like a man.
>>736173597She felt kinda like human Fiona, when she clearly had the fighting spirit of an ogre but tried to appear elegant. Except even more extreme. >>736173667That's kinda the point. Everything she does is a facade, unless things are either clear enough for her to succeed effortlessly or bad enough that she has to act. If you look at her more closely, she's like that in just about every one of her appearances, down to obscure references in directs for other games.
>Fox is Han Solo + Nick WildeHot..
>>736173227The lead from the recent Running Man.
>>736173959>But KPDH had good messages for children>Racemixing is bad>Fuck equality
Where is Wario?
>>736173851NTA but not only is that not gaslighting but your only example of a personality is a joke about princesses liking tea.
>>736174082in next Wario Ware game (not gonna happen)
>>736170727it's what animated foxes should look like.
>>736173989>Pick the best scene of a game>It doesn't count!Notice how Brawl gave EVERY CHARACTER great moments while this movie gave none
>>736174082He'll be in Mario 3's post-credits scene.
>GameCube snoys are STILL seething at "MUH GIRL BOSS" Peach 3 years laterGet over yourselves, holy shit.
>>736174082In 2027 Warioland.
>>736173009I'm surprised mauser and wart showed up at all.
>>736173354I think he's allowed to be impressed about being in a spaceship, since he's still near the beginning of his hero career. It'd be weirder if he undersold it.
>>736173113Kino moment playing the Main SF SNES theme when he was going through the ships.
>>736174203>another muh hero origin excuseNo, not dealing with this shit again from you faggots. He's a cuck
>>736173667>dialogue = personalityback to jewsky with you
>Gay Bowser is realYeah fuck this woke shit, hope this flops and the entire production team has to live on the street
>>736174329it's so tiring. Mario cant catch a break
>>736173242>>736173782wasn't endgame the one they actually lose and half the cast gets snapped?I legit don't care enough to remember which films which but that at least had something spoilable about it. Like snape killing dumbledore or darth vader being luke's dad (back when these films were just out of course)
>>736174329>Illumination is based unlike woke Disn-ACK!
>>736170727Of course they did?? That's what professional artists do
I'm not feeling it broos, i think this movie will not only have a MUCH worse word of mouth than the first movie, but also with all the girlboss bullshit will end up making this movie have less revenue than the Minecraft movie
>>736172579How many people has Daisy punched in the games anyway?
No Wario no buy
>>736174380They're not woke its in character.
>>736173259It's the jowls. They make her look like a middle-aged Karen.
>>736174027>cause it's the best example of what Peach does in a high tense situation instead of acting like a man.Be a joke?Sure.Also let's not pretend like there weren't multiple games where Peach was playable with one of them having her has the main protagonist by the time of Brawl where she actually took part in combat physically.Also I can I just point out the irony of you calling peach a man for fighting while you completely ignored that Shiek, who you clearly didn't know was Princess Zelda, in that same scene took out an Arwing in a single hit and you have no issue with that at all.
>>736173926All the air has been let out of meeting Yoshi and going on an adventure to rescue his homeland when he's already been introduced in a Galaxy movie and the characters went to space.
>>736174329>i do all kinds of stupid and gay shit. they cant troll you if you dress up as a girl and kiss them. i dont like doing it but it works.
>>736173721this will upset the Krystal in space commissioner the most
>>736174310Who said anything about dialogue?She has absolutely no personality in brawl at all. If you wanted a woman who had personality in brawl you should have picked Samus.
>>736174515>Be a joke?>being feminine is jokeyYou're not worth my time.
>>736169258Meh, ill just wait for better picture/sound quality. I apperciate it though anon. Doing God's work.
>>736173831You could easily get one out of Sunshine, too.
>>736169090KWAB
>>736174621Stopping a fight for tea is literally a joke.The kicker is that the Tea basically makes Shiek peach because she's a princess too.
>>736173854>>736174621The only "secondary" here is you, snoy.
>>736174493Her pupils are smaller, her eyes are closer together, her lips aren't as perky, her nose is more detailed, the shape of her chin is more angular and her eyelashes are smaller. Alot of these would be fine if they were just one minor choice but put them all together and you start to get this feeling of unease and disgust.
>>736174493if you want the actual term it's "nasolabial fold", jowls technically refer to the lower chin
>>736174751dont forget she looks like a hag
>>736174532And?There are hundreds of thousands of other things that they could do especially given that they aren't opposed to crossing over with other Nintendo properties.You need to stop thinking that space is the absolutely limit here when it clearly isn't.
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEXSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>736174621>>736174731>Get Btfo'd>immediately falseflag and calls himself a snoy to get out of the situation
>>736169258Very niceany source for both the post-credits scenes?
>>736174415She punched Bowser in MP3 at least, but beyond that I'm not sure.
>>736172182Actually we'll get Fay and Miyu in the movie instead of Krystal
>>736169405https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y36Ilaabhx4
>We could have had a kino film where a heroic assertive Mario goes to rescue Rosalina with his quirky side kick brother>could have been a film with gorgeous settings while flying around to different planets, gathering allies like Yoshi>could have been a wholesome heartwarming bonding experience of Mario and Peach>instead it's maximum slopDont pay money for this shit
>flashback every 5 minutesHoly fuck this is awful
>>736174493Kind of
>Rosalina and Peach are sistersIs this a thing in the actual games? I feel like if it was I'd have known about it. I didn't play Galaxy or any of the games Rosalina was in
>>736175084>Dont pay money for this shitI wont, i bet most people wont do it either. People say parents will make kids eat whatever slop, but in reality even the Minecraft movie didn't manage to break the 1 billion mark. The word of mouth for the first Mario movie was good, now it seems that the word of mouth for this movie is aligned with the journalists shitting on this movie, which is ironic since the movie is full of girlbosses and they still gave a low score anyway
>>736174891Whose side are you even on? If you don't want to be called a snoy then stop seething like one.
I thought the movie was fine. It's more of the same as the first movie, so if you enjoyed it, you'll enjoy this one too
>>736175284They were always weirdly vague about their relationship.
>>736175284The Rosalina story has always been ambiguous and many thought they were related in some way.
>>736169090Does this mean Star Fox is now part of Mario?
>>736175284We have almost zero lore on characters in Mario. Rosalina's storybook is the most you're getting.
>>736173465Miyamoto cares and he's the force behind these movies.
>>736175284It isn't and the choice to do this for the movie already has people on edge about it being carried over into the games.
>>736175284teen rosalina has cute feet
Oh my goodness, this is awful!
>>736175295Nice edit
>>736169482>only the french do exaggerated facial expressions
>>736175362No, he came through a portal.
>Rosalina and Peach are sisters>Bowsers flip-flops>[Character], apparently1st movie had characters2nd movie had practically nothing
>>736175289Theres a huge problem which is theres really nothing else to see. I mean with every passing year the movie industry gets worse. Even this summer is not shaping up to be anything good, last years by comparison was abysmal. People are either waiting for Avengers Doomsday or the Spiderman 5 movie with Punisher, Hulk and 10 other storylines in it. The last time I can even personally say I enjoyed a cinematic experience was LOTR: Return of the King. That came out 24 years ago
>the way R.O.B. takes forever to turn
>>736175534yeah they did good on this one
>>736169674Just finished it. All I gotta say is... it's fine. However Star Fox was definitely the best part of The Super Mario Galaxy movie. Ironic given the title. It hardly has much to do with Galaxy anyway.>>736174834Get in line, pal!>>736174913Here's both with sound:https://x.com/i/status/2039239027807695330
>>736175501Thumbnail looks like huge has a hugh chin
This implies Super Smash Brothers tie in. What is hard to figure out.
>>736175284>teen Rosalina
>>736175284It was something they considered early on, but Koizumi and Miyamoto couldn't come to a conclusion at the time, so it was ambiguous at best.
>>736175284Movi3 will reveal that Daisy is their mother
>>736175084Just saying, Mario literally never rescues Rosalina in the games. That's not how Rosalina works as a character.She's a sad stoic space lady, and you feed her stars to unlock new galaxies, or something.
>>736175284In Mario Galaxy Switch 2, movie universe is portrayed as a separate universe.
>>736175631The fact Miyamoto himself said it's probably not happening.
>>736175713Uh, Rosalina doesn't eat stars, the stars are for her ship
Fox figurine but with this suit.
>>736175289>which is ironic since the movie is full of girlbosses and they still gave a low score anywayAll Mario had to say was "Free Palestine" or "No human is illegal" and it would have been at least a 60% on RT.
>>736175713>Mario literally never rescues Rosalina in the games. >Super Mario Galaxy 2
>>736175284No, in the games she doesn’t have a younger sister, she has a younger brother. It’s a different universe from games
>>736173854Damn you beat me to it
>>736175954I loved Fox in brawl, all his cutscenes are so Cool
>>736176007Tho I didn't like his redesign, Melee Fox which is a stylized 64/Snes boxart Fox is the best.
>>736175954Nice samefagging, snoy.
>>736172023What do you mean by that?I mean, I think I know what you mean, but how do you see it?
>>736171823when the black lips are prominent like this on furry canine characters you know someone was gooning themselves while making it and has elite ball knowledgeit's a seriously underrated and insanely erotic detail
>>736169258>Critics were rightAnother mess of a movie, kids deserve so much better than this rushed garbage>Fox is the only good partAnd the leaks were right yet again
>>736175479same
>>736171456>thought anons were kidding with the gay furbaitWhat the fuckHe's zesty as hell
>>736176007Post the scene when he and Falco tried to ignore Diddy
>>736175289>now it seems that the word of mouth for this movie is aligned with the journalists shitting on this movieThe movie literally just came out there's no audience consensus yet. Also no 4chan doesn't count because you shat on the first movie as well and that didn't align with audience either
>>736176007Brawl cutscenes were kino, and its no wonder sakurai or whomever got so pissed when people uploaded the feature-length cutscenes to youtube
>>736172534because she's from the Mario version of the Middle East
>>736175954>Zelda can literally pretend to be a man and not be considered manly>peach throws one punch and she's considered manlyYou know, this is why I don't like you trannies.
>>736175362Always has been. I will not explain, but I'm sure someone will.
>>736174515in the game you posted she still has the same personality as in all the other games. the problem isn't that she fights its that they totally changed her personality. mario and luigi are also a lot different but peach is a very jarring complete inversion of the character. she is in so many games where she fights and has dialogue the problem people have with movie peach is that she is really boring compared to the actual peach
>>736175603Dry Bowser has Sweet Tooth-style flaming hairNeat.
I don't like you either
>>736176247>Olimar's "NONONONO" hand gesture to Captain FalconAlways got me.
>>736173031Nintendiefags are so hilarious>NOO YOU MUST CONSUME MY NINTENGOY SLOP AT THE HIGHEST QUALITY AFTER PAYING THE HIGHEST PRICE
>>736176247>Punches ROB>kills all Pikminlol
>>736172247Kek, this is correct. Mario Galaxy started this trend of structuring Nintendo games as a series of bite-sized brain dead challenges.
>>736173113Are those koopas going to be okay?
Watched the camrip because I’m not paying $20 + tip to watch thiszThe only cool parts involved Fox, the rest was extremely boring and/or upsetting as someone who loves Mario Galaxy. What a complete and total dumpster fire of a film.I think the part that pissed me off the most was the music. How do you manage to fuck up making an interesting score to the MARIO GODDAMN GALAXY movie.
>>736171823why does he look so slutty
>>736176134is Krystal in the movie? and more importantly is she hot?
>>736176247>cutting out the part when DK and DIddy do their partner dance
>>736176410
>>736172247>meaningful progressionslowly powering up the observatory to be able to reach the center of the universe isn't progression to you?
This meme producer makes him a star in everything but his own fucking games as some kind of twisted sense of expectation subversion.
>>736176502File size limitations, plz understand
>>736169090>Brown skin / fur>StealingOh, no no no. I can now see why some reviewers aren't happy with the movie.
>>736169151>wdtmbt?
>>736176351For me it's Olimar and Falcon's introduction with the Falcon Punch killing all the Pikmin.
>>736173826We have three girlbosses with copypasted personalites, god forbid they let up on at least one of them
>>736176247So many kino pairings in this game>Zoot Soot Samus finding Pikachu as a living battery>The entire Lucas Wario plot>Olimar and Capt. Falcon>Ice Climbers getting pissed at Metaknight
>>736176508You have to understand this is a shill tactic. Its always the "this entry or movie or game was never good" or "it never had a story it was always AI generated" or "this is just for kids so shutup." Its anything to make you drop all pretense of standards so you feel dumb enough to see a corporate generated 80 minute movie with fart jokes and bad voice-acting.
>>736176504KINO
>reveal Fox being in the movie on twitter only a few days before its in theaters>turns out it's not even just a tiny cameo, he has a notable role in the moviewhat was the thought process here
Absolute garbage, Nintendofags really have fucking turds instead of brains in their school.
>>736176670lol good moment
>>736176745It becomes a star fox movie the moment he shows up. it's like they forget it was a Mario movie after that
>>736176745Miyamoto wanted to play with his action figures.
>>736176686I made over a dozen webms shitposting about the smash bros cinematic universe. So weird seeing it probably becoming a thing
>>736176745>we NEED dat smash moviet. Shareholders And, no they don't get a fuck what Miyamoto said. It's gonna happen.
>>736172702>movie exist>BUT WHAT ABOUT ME I CAN'T RELATE HELP ME NIGGERMAN
>>736170767In Zootopia it was a joke about how DMVs are slow, not just being slow for the sake of it.
>>736176745AI slopped script
Starfox movie?
>>736176762Not even tendies will defend this piece of turd since this movie shits on Mario for the sake of girlboss Peach
>>736176745execs realized nintendo was sitting on a valuable untapped IP for furries and capitalized.
Of course it was furfags that managed to convince Nintendo to give Fox a significant role in a MARIO movie.Zootopia was one of the worst movies ever in terms of cultural impact.
He was made for sex
>>736176881Nintendo always wanted to make a Star Fox movie but had to market it as a Mario movie or else nobody would care.
>>736176932>smash movieImagine being trapped in a theater with smash bros players for 90 minutes.
>>736169090This scene would've worked if Peach didn't behave exactly the same way
>>736177071yeah it doesnt even surprise you anymore. it's so fucking redundant
I'm foxyng it
>>736176936Okay, but why am I supposed to be hyped that Mario characters are in Mario?>dude, it's Yoshi!yeah?
>>736177039with men!
>>736177004>>736176762highly ESL posts.
Was it Miyamoto's idea to make these movies about references? I remember hearing that he didn't want Galaxy (the game) to have a story.
>>736176482No. But you do briefly see the rest of the classic Star Fox team rendered in 2D.
>fox actually looks pretty good>Ratchet from Ratchet & Clank movie looked like assOf course Nintendo makes sure their properties look decent.
>>736177221According to Miyamoto the ball is mostly in Illumination’s court.
>>736177221From the way the interviews tell it, it sounds like Illumination pitches the cameos and Miyamoto approves them.Wart and Fox were their ideas, I believe.
>>736177207>"highly ESL posts."
>>736177221He's really against any kind of story in video games. He either figures that story hurts the gameplay flow or he wants players to imagine their own story while playing. I mean that's what I used to do as a child playing Bing Bing Wahoo
Will pirate once its on streaming. Which should be in about 4 weeks because this is definitely going to flop. Not paying a cent for anything Brie Larson is in
That certainly was a movie.
>>736177304Ratchet and Clank was outsourced to a studio with a track record below even Illumination.
>>736172136DR. MARIOI'M F.O.X
Is the camrip on streaming sites yet?
>>736169882Wario was never in Miyamoto's favor.
>>736173667>not being loud means having no personality or algo
>>736177356That's not his take. He was always very in favour of Zelda going harder on the plot and cinematics.Mario and Zelda (and others) are just different franchises.And he's kind of right about Mario. If there was some rock solid lore, and every game had to fit into an established universe, it would ruin it. Mario is about whimsy.
>>736177506yes i'm watching it now man
>>736177506There's a post with a link somewhere near the top of the thread.
>>736176482No. No Krystal and no wolf. Just bowser being a based dad and fox getting some love. Mario literally does nothing in his own movie hahaha
>>736169258It was even worse than I expected. Illumination is so fucking awful
>>736177630>He was always very in favour of Zelda going harder on the plot and cinematics.when did he say that
>>736177001oh my fucking god this video
>>736177697When he directed Ocarina of Time
>>736169090none of this feels like nintendo, even modern gay baby nintendoswitch 2 sales must be abysmal w
>>736169532This
>>736177304TIL there was a ratchet and clank movie
>>736177760what do you expect out of Illumination?
Imagine the SEX
>>736173579but they are? In basically every game they are outright murderous at worst and evil at best. They only rarely mellow out when they lose or need something from the heroes.
This movie will end up doing much worse than the first Mario movie, i will be betting around 800-900 millions and failing to break the 1 billion mark.
>>736172247Kill yourself, nigger
>>736178007you underestimate the box office numbers from turd worlders
>>736178007Released in April while gas prices are almost five bucks. Most are going to wait until it's one of their 15 streaming services.
>post-credit teaser for another movie with daisywhat insane shit are Illumination going to pull out from mario continuity to try and get into this one?Camelot humans?Wapeach ?
>>736175896That means Peach is trans
>>736169090>Monkey steals fruit>Violently punch it to take back fruitThat doesn't seem very nice for a kid's film...
>>736169703Why is she so fat
>mario does nothing in his own movieEIther they hate any man in a hollywood movie, or this is a humilation ritual against Chris Pratt cause he's christian
>>736169090Eh, she would have more impact if they hadn't already made Peach the designated girlboss in the previous movie.
>>736169090>Everyone stands up and claps
Its sad that all these 30-something childless men pay to watch this
>>736177994I think anon's referring to how Junior's plan in the movie is to use the Boomsday Machine to destroy every other planet in the universe
>>736175896>No, in the games she doesn’t have a younger sister, she has a younger brother.Peach is trans confirmed.
>>736169090I don't understand how you fuck up a movie that has literal decades of source material, it could write itself
>>736178141YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS QWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN
>>736178195He is the one who figures out how to escape the obstacle course while Peach didn't. He also stays behind to fight Bowser and Bowser Jr by himself until Luigi and Yoshi come. He also saved Bowser Jr. He does stuff.
Finally Daisytards can stop crying about their C-lister waifu
>>736177937This movie is going to make even more rosalina futa pornI hate it.
>>736169090A shit character like Daisy deserves no screen time, let alone a post credits scene dedicated to her. Fuck this bitch. Literally the biggest blight on the Marioverse.
>>736169258WHY IS FOX SO DAMN SEXY?????
>>736177797To clarify for you it was a movie to a tie-in to a shitty remake of the original game. But the shitty remake has less content than the original (predictably) and none of the charm. Also it bombed hard, is barely a footnote in Walmart chainstores and came out 10 years ago.
>>736178387What makes you say that?
>look it's the bridge from mario 1>look it's dry bowser>look it's mr game & watch>look it's the dragon from odyssey
>>736169090How fucking sad will this be full of 40+ year old fat SSRI taking retards with "Proud Cuckband" shirts while their wearing fucking kids clothes while their wife is at home getting run train on by all the town bulls
>>736173826Miyamoto still holds a grudge over the stunt Koizumi pulled with her backstory.
>>736170364Who the fuck cares about Winnie the Pooh
so basically every porn pic between Peach and Rosalina needs the incest tag now?
>>736178518Honestly, I'm surprised they didn't have Fury Bowser and instead made it one of Junior's forms.
>>736178007>makes money but underperforms hard>Nintendo in their fear and greed pulls the plug out of all movie adaptations including the Zelda one>the videogame movie slop era dies before it could ever truly startHopeful
Was there even gusty garden theme?
>>736169090Smash me with that ass Daisy
>>736178238>payNot to demean the truth to the post but you say this in a thread where people are literally watching it for free
>>736178593kind of
>>736175603I dont really care about star fox, but I really want a metroid movieBut sadly I am plenty aware that they cant make a silent, low narration movie that speaks through its scenes rather than annoying sidekicks, and completely devoid of seriousness
>>736169405He looks like how I would picture Wolf but whatever
I know Peach wasn't the most girlboss she could have been but still assertive, if anyone's going to be girlboss I don't get why Daisy isn't the one
>>736169090Do we really need TWO girlboss princesses? Illumination Peach is already just a Daisy clone
>>736178696why does he have luscious lips
>>736178007Is /v/ right about anything?
>>736169405I'm glad fox is back at allalso looks a million times better than the fugly duckbill design from the command era
>>736178580there's literally nothing in cinemas and mario is a big IP, it's impossible for it to fail
>>736170320Preach
>>736171596More like if Phoenix Wright shows up in the Street Fighter movie but I understand
>>736178732Rosalina is also a girlboss, so it's three.
>>736172136I thought this was the Super Mario movie not the Fox Peach and a bunch of other characters that have nothing to do with anything movie.Why is Fox here? And for that matter, why is Mario a side character in his own movie??
>>736178734Exaggeration for comedy.
>>736169258You're the fucking best bro, thanks
>>736171272If you break the phone you are contractually obligated to keep paying the thing, and you need to get a new one while you're still paying for the old one
>>736171823Yeah as someone whos favorite design are these designs, I actually am okay with the movie design. I've hated his look since Adventure and especially in modern Nintendo games where he looks like a fucking duck. Not a 10/10 design (he looks a little bloated) but it's not bad...
>>736178118>you underestimate the box office numbers from turd worldersCinema in third world countries is way more expensive than it is in America or in EU. In Brazil if you want if you want to go in the cinema with a family of 4, the tickets + traveling ( a lot of cities doesn't have any cinema) can go to easily 300$+ when the monthly salary here is around 1500$. Most people in third world countries will just wait the movie to get on the streaming platforms
>>736178765I didn't say fail but underperform or not exceed expectations. The movie needs to make twice its budget to break even and its been marketed pretty hard. Even if it made 700 million dollars that would still piss Nintendo off, because Galaxy was a bigger game than almost every other Mario game or media before it. To use another example, theres a reason Disney started to calm down and essentially cancel or ignore all the other potential SW projects after the Last Jedi. Because while that movie made money it didn't make 2 billion like Force Awakens did.
girlboss
>>736178464Other way around, the game is a tie-in to the movie.
>>736178734It's in line with Nintendo desu. So many Mario characters have giant lips
>>736178580Unfortunately unlikely even if it does underperform since the movie venture is clearly just meant to keep Miyamoto busy and out of fucking up game development.
>>736178337doesnt fucking matter. he isnt doing anything mario wise
>>736171456This is very gfur codedBut either way I dont give a shit about starfox, and I'm only OK because starfox can be used as a tag in to introduce a metroid and a F FUCKING ZERO COME THE FUCK ON movie
this movie kinda fucking ruined foxes it made sense in the movie but holy shit why does every fox need to be just a rip of how fantastic mr. fox is
>>736171941That was a pleasant surprise. Who'd have thought girlboss movie peach would put out more than game peach nowadays.
>>736179117Excuse me, your example and all modern examples are just rip-offs of Robin Hood.
>>736171596I think miyamoto is still pissed about zero and is doing what he can do bring starfox back
>>736179117>have the most popular anthro species to exist>DURRR ITS A RIPOFFFFF
>>736179225Old robin hood has barely been fucking relevant in years.
>>736170648Furukawa is the worst fucking thing to happen to Nintendo unless you're a salesfagging warnigger who's never gotten the fuck over the N64 and GCN losing to the PS1 and PS2.
>>736177994No, they aren't Bowser and Jr are assholes, not murderers, and never have been. Bowser's motivation in the games never goes further than "beat the shit out of Mario/Luigi and find a way to marry Peach" and Junior has also been pretty mellow beyond wanting to be cool like his dad. The movies mischaracterize them by making them both active murderous psychos who want to nuke the entire Mushroom Kingdom, which has literally never been the case because the games make it a point to show that the only reason Bowser/Jr. are allowed to stick around is BECAUSE their ambition never goes towards genuine evil.
>>736178734they're foreshadowing bowsette
>>736173259yassified qween
>>736179117I think you're confused. Foxes just have a cultural association of being wily and sneaky, which is often extended into being suave. It's just a shorthand that allows audiences to know what to expect.
>>736179117>whyBecause Fantastic Mr. Fox is the best Thanksgiving movie ever made.
>>736178932This one is accurate
>>736178932>>736179392at this point i’ll take anything since she’s just been abandoned
>>736172182>>a movie will inevitably happen where Krystal shows up and becomes another strong, independent female characterthat would completely ruin her character. she's supposed to be this sexy foxy intrepid tribeswoman warrior-inspired psychic, not an "empowered" indapendynt spunky masculine ogre who dun nyd no man
>>736175284Rosalina and her brother
>>736179281I'm not saying its a rip in a bad way its more an annoying fucking barrel of tropes they keep using for foxesFox isn't anything like Fox in this movieStop making foxes that have established characters into a dumb stereotype that's been done to deathWhy the fuck am I complaining this is a stupid movie for babies
>smellies finna about to have their own movieI don't want to suffer thru more movieroster faggotry, /v/ros....
>dear Mario, I don't give a fuck about you, you can change the Toad's diapers or whatever, this is my film. Sincerely Peach
>>736179280Zero did far and away the most harm to the brand; a big effort to set things right following Command needed to stick the landing and lay the groundwork for an ongoing franchise, not be used to insist that the Wii U wasn't a total waste of time.
>>736179304I remember a webm of Bowser throwing a tantrum and trying to incinerate Peach at his own wedding, after he spent the entire movie trying to get her there. The movies make him out to be this unhinged schizo who would murder the object of his affection or even Mario. The games feel more like a duel or fencing between foes, the movies somehow elevated the stakes but also killed the characterization. It would be like if Jim Carrey's Eggman was a sadistic rapist.
>>736179068>fighting Bowser isnt in Mario's character
>>736179304Didn't Bowser try to remake the universe in his image during the first Galaxy game?
>>736178836It's called Super Mario (((GALAXY))).
>>736169258THX anon much appreciated
>>736179284The people that grew up on him are making the media, zoomie
>>736179471>Sony is making the Zelda movie so nintardos can't accuse critics of being "snoys">Smash rosterfaggotry will be coming to Nintendo moviesThis is the hell Nintendofags have made for themselves for the past 8ish years.
>>736179630>relatively young CG french studio full of CG animators grew up on a film from 1973
>>736175819where do I buy this??????????
>>736171456Fellas is it gay to complement a guy for having well-groomed facial hair?
>>736179742NTA but it was oddly a big hit with American children in the 90s heyday of Disney VHS releases.
>>736179585That's the only game where he does anything like that, and we still don't exactly know what his plan entails since it never happened. Every other game never escalates him to genuine murderer levels and all of the Mario RPGs make it a point to show that villains who go that far end up dead.
>>736179808Well we're talking about the french, not americans.
>>736179747https://furfigs.com/https://x.com/furrysculptures/status/1714148271654928428Out of order
>>736179742I grew up watching VHS tapes of old Disney movies. My favorites where Alice in Wonderland, Peter Pan and most of the 90's Disney Renaissance movies. Couldn't stand Pocahontas or remember anything from it.
>>736173242The worst offender was some nigger that came out screaming out of their lungs. " Bruce Willis was dead the whole time, Bruce Willis is dead" when Sixth Sense premiered. Not cool man. I didn't get spoiled because I had already watched it
>>736179789Probably.
>>736179742>the employees are as young as the studio>people arent allowed to enjoy older forms of mediaFurries to this day still use those classic disney art styles for their smut
>>736179742Spoken like someone who wasn't alive in the 90's or early 00's, because basically everyone had VHS copies of those old Disney movies. I had Jungle Book and Snow White. those ones are even older.I definitely saw Robin Hood and Sword in the Stone at least once.
Just watched the movie. The references were really grating but the movie events all followed a sequence. It's not just a disjointed mess.It's real problem is it's just not that good, probably because they were busy trying to cram as many references as they could.
>>736169258I have to admit, Fox using an Arwing to fight Bowser and Co. in an official Mario movie is pretty cool.
>>736180105>Spoken like someone who wasn't alive in the 90's or early 00's, because basically everyone had VHS copies of those old Disney moviesUh, sure. I had VHS copies of some of the more recent Disney movies but we never had them going back into like pre-80s. You were way more likely to catch them on general broadcast.
>>736177060>The fattest guy imaginable rolls out of the cinema bitching how it's not muhlee
>>736180164The way Bowser does a 180 into a 180 is pretty badly done so I don't really know why they even had him try to act good for 10 minutes. Also Rosalina fucking jobs every single moment she is on screen
>>736180251>he also complains that the movie isnt no items fox only final destination
>>736180216yeah sure
>>736179849>Out of orderNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>736180000Either Disney or Don Bluth style dog snouts and noses.
>>736180318You pulled up a wikipedia article? What's wrong, you didn't live in the 90s or 00s?
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>>736180432>uhhh doesnt countJust take the L you fucking zoomer lmao
>>736180384>the way they call them all 'vixen' to avoid copyright
>>736178736>strong start because people are hyped thanks to the first movie>movie starts falling off because the word of mouth is bad>movie still ends up doing worse than the Mario 1Try that again in 1 month when the movie stops around 900 million and fails to break the 1 billion mark
>>736180216Every time these things came out they were advertised on TV, and there was a sense of hype around it, and then people would buy them.This notion that you can only watch stuff that's current is pretty much uniquely a thing for people who have grown up with the internet in their hands since birth.
They turned Fox Mccloud into Star Lord
>>736180432i just remember seeing the “disney vault” commercials back then and had to double check in robin hood’s case. in which would you look at that? the other anons were right
>>736180291>The way Bowser does a 180 into a 180 is pretty badly doneI will agree the second 180 felt unnecessary, they could've done something else with this but I guess they really had to have that bridge reference.>>736180291>Also Rosalina fucking jobs every single moment she is on screenA victim of cramming too much shit on the movie, perhaps, but even without the references, what would she have done? All I could think of is a more deliberate escape sequence for the little star fella, giving him directions to meet with Mario & co. Give her Peach's role in the Paper Mario plot, basically.I'm not trying to defend the movie, but so many people are calling it a disjointed mess when it really isn't. Every scene follows the previous bad, they just do it clumsily because they need to cram the references.
Does Fox at least mention his dead dad?
>>736180432I lived in the 90's because I can recall adverts like this before the actual movie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m04my9Xg3-c
>>736180727fuck no
>>736180672>turn fox mccloud into star lord>in a movie where chris pratt's character gets overshadowed by furry star lordPretty funny on a lot of levels
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>>736173810I think part of the reason they're putting fox here instead of in his own movie is because they want to try advertising it for investors.
>>736180813That's a shame. In a movie about Bowser and his son, Rosalina's whole deal about being a surrogate mother for all the lumas, and movie Mario also having a rough relationship with his own dad Fox's thing would fit right in.
>>736173465>no oneThe Japanese don't, and that's what matters. To them it's a bad arcade shooter that plays like ass every game because it's a lame copy of all the really good ones they have
>>736181120Yeah? Like what?I know for a fact Space Harrier is beloved in Japan, and Space Harrier isn't nearly as good as Starfox.
>>736180672Fox straight up says something like "I live to kick butt and do SICK BARREL ROLLLZ". Don't expect anything of substance.
Bros... it's growing on me
>>736176745They are setting the NCU. Even if this movie is shit I would like to see a Kirby movie, Metroid, etc. I'm not paying for any of those tho. Fuck Nintendo
>>736181402He LIVES to AVENGE his DEAD FATHER.
I think Illumination is trying to future proof their license by setting up characters like Fox and Mr. Game and Watch so they can make a Smash movie.
Was pretty good, I can see why critics hate it, it’s a Mario movie, not a family movie. Also I was so focused on the flight deck scene I actually caught the 3 frames of Samus’ ship, I knew they would throw that in somewhere.
krystal................sexo...................i hope they use her command outfit again................>>736177797it was abysmal dogshit..............fuck sony..........their adaptations always suck...............
>>736181546They're just trying to make money for themselves and Nintendo as fast and easy as possible.
>>736180951GOOD GRIEF HES NAKED
>>736180582well nintendo JUST started to DMCA old(a few year ago) krystal pics sooo.....
>>736181476Most Nintendo franchises really don't work as movies, because you really can't make those characters talk the whole time. Even Mario was pushing it. Starfox and F-Zero are good ideas. *Maybe* Pikmin, if they specifically focus on Olimar and Louie. Then again, a whole movie of bugs picking up junk sounds boring.
>>736181764>Then again, a whole movie of bugs picking up junk sounds boring
>>736181831that's Seven Samurai. Completely different thing.
Average person in 2026 will look at Fox and go "hey, I recognize that guy from Smash Bros"
