Does she really physically fuck the mutated undead fishman? Why are women like this?
>>736172358are you really surprised?
>>736172358Do you also think she fucks you when you "sleep" with her for her debuff?
>>736172358I managed to convince a friend of mine to buy ER so we can play together and he's asking me all these questions how am I supposed to tell him that the queen is actually a dude who also married himself and had children with both himself and other partners
>>736172358You'd fuck them too if you knew what's good for you
>>736173032no, she just steals your life force and gives it to the undead fishman instead
>>736173045The lore is literally AI-tier slop, just tell him not to worry about it because it's not important
>>736173045Tell him GRR Martin wrote it so that's why the lore feels unfinished and makes no sense
No one is a bigger Elden ring enjoyer than myself, that being said trying to understand the story is retarded, just recognize the motifs and metaphors and try not to dive into gay lore shit. All you need to know is that the soul and body are not connected in Elden ring, one being or soul can have multiple bodies and time is not linear.
>>736172358Faggot.
>>736172358Either Godwyn is just a husk without a soul/mind or he isn't. Yet, if you attack Fia while she is close to Godwyn, Godwyn intervenes and attacks you with death magic. So he is clearly conscious. So which is it? Stupid shit Tbh.
>>736174838Maybe it's not him. Like every influence, death stuff also comes from an Outer God. Could be that god not wanting you to attack Fia and acting though Godwyn's corpse.
>>736174416swap ninja gayden with elden ring, no one gives a shot about your juggleslop unc
>>736173045you aren't supposed to tell him because the game eventually tells you.
>>736173045tell him to watch vaati like all the other dogshit games made by fromslop
>>736173045>he's asking me all these questionsJust tell him that everything is ayylmaos. Order, magic, fire, rot, death, everything. All ayylmaos.Funny to think that Rannifags think they beat the system when stars are literally just living ayylmaos like everything else.
>>736175483>watching vaatiliteral cuck behaviour, the games givess you all the pieces of the puzzles and yet you want to watch another man solve it for you
>>736175154>swap ninj-ACK
>>736175586You can pretend his frenzy video isn't kino but you just know it is
>>736175682i don't watch his videos>>736175617>posts yakumoyeah ninja GAYden
>>736172358>woman would fuck anything>except for me, of course
>>736175586>dude I swear I learned the lore by myselfyeah nobody does this lmao
>>736175941what do you mean? you find an item, you read the lore, you take a good look at the levels/dungeons so you understand why that item is here and then you solve the puzzle piece by piece
>get to mountaintop>the game grinds to a halt>with the dlc it's not even close to the end
>>736175827>yeah ninj-AAARGGHZHZZ
>>736174416>shartiro
>>736176158nigga like 40-50% of crucial lore information is from data mining or freecamwhat you think you know is just fanfic you made up in your head on what you think what happened
>>736176475fuck off zullie
>>736176335Cope.
>>736176678>utterly mogs the juggleslop genre with a single gamefromsoft i kneel
>>736173045>European Knight>Japanese Samuraikino
I hate replaying this. Knowing that 90% of all optional locations have no relevance to the character I wanna play feels like ass because I hate leaving shit undone. This is doing every guild in TES all over again except with less dialogue.
>>736176940Not helping that some rewards for non mages are locked behind mage questsCan't be a Landsknecht without being a hogwarts student
>>736176940Welcome to open-world dogshit.Thank GOD Armored Core VI didn't fall for the open-world cancer.
>>736174416jjk needs a dmc-like singleplayer game, but bamco won't publish anything that isn't merch slop
It always gives me a chuckle when she just levitates slightly in the air and fades out backwards when she dips out after deathrooting D.
>>736176940>I hate leaving shit undoneHey there, fellow OCD victim. I have 3 characters, each 100% completion, base game + DLC, took me 500 hours. I don't feel like playing Elden Ring ever gain.
>>736172358>Does she really physically fuck the mutated undead fishman? Why are women like this?She aint touching you, chud.Alright this was funny
>>736172784>Monster Bait Romance I don't even know how to respond.
>>736177628>only 500 hourscasul
Does he really physically fuck the frigid rope doll? Why are men like this?
>>736178506>acts like a tsundere >winsit's that easy, was marika stupid?
>>736176940Just make a Hexer then that uses int and faith. A guy not bound by any belief that holds back a hunt for power, Prisoner might fit it the best because they are a fallen sorcerer. Astrologers are scholars but too connected to just sorcery and nothing else.
>The Two Fingers want an Empyrean to rise up and usher in the next age>Ranni plays 6D chess to escape the Two Fingers to not be controlled by them>Goes ahead and ushers in the next age ???
>>736179883>expecting serious lore from the same game that has "MARIKA IS RADAGON".Kek
>>736179883They want an age they control. Ranni wants an age she controls.
>>736179883She didn't want to be a finger puppet
>>736179883Not to mention she will have at least two of my fngers inside me, technically making her a finger puppet. She escaped nothing
>>736175483>>736175586>>736175941You learned the lore by watching vaati.I learned the lore by reading TVTropes.We are not the same.
