>I have a CRIPPLING fear of spiders!!>I know, I'll play a game with spiders in it!!>WTF there are spiders in this game!!>Devs, PLEASE add an arachnophobia mode so I can play this instead of one of the billion games with no spiders in it!!
>>736179229literally no one is saying this
I have a fear of predatory DLC pricing but for some reason ablest devs ignore my demographic entirely
>>736179229I say this
>>736179367>I have a fear of predatory DLC pricing>I'll pay for the DLC anyways>WTF this prices was predatory!!!
>>736179229No one is asking for phobia modes. Devs do it to correct bonuses on minimum effort
>>736179289There are a lot of people complaining about RE9 Requiem due to the giant spider that stalks you in the Racoon city section.
Now change the word "spiders" to "homosexuals"Really makes you think, doesn't it?
>>736179229I'm hydrophobic but I don't play games with lots of water in it. Sorry, OP. You sound weird.
>>736179621>correct bonuses
>>736179739You have rabies
>>736179879Yikes... I hope not.
>Liberals want spiders to be even sexier
>>736179289hogwarts legacy devs added aracnophobia mode after insufferable imbeciles complained they were too scared of 3d cartoon spiders
>>736180047For once I agree with them
>>736180047Finally we agree on something.
>>736179705So when am I getting a faggot toggle in the settings? My policy on homosexuality is the same as my policy on scat porn. Don't make me see, hear, or think about it, and I won't care.
>arachnophilia mode>every npc turns into a spider
Arachnophilia Mode: On>*sigh* "Fine.."
Someone make the sucky slimes from Monster Hunter.
I have a crippling fear of niggers, wheres my negrophobia mode?
>arachnophobia mode>the spiders are made even more scary
>>736179229I'm scared stiff.
>>736180753>>736181234>has a cute bellybuttonIs she some sort of spider mammal freak?
why no homophobia mode?Guys, I'm SCARED!
>>736179487who are you quoting? I didn't say that
>>736179229i doubt any one actually has arachnaphobia. its like fibro myalgia, basically youre just lazy and pretty so you need something to talk about that involves you
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>>736180623>>736181376First step is covering all the mirrors in your home.
>>736179229>I know, I'll play a game with spiders in it!!Most games don't disclose what is actually in them enemy wise.
>>736181802I really don't think that's an issue in 2026. It's not like you're renting from Blockbuster based on the cover alone anymore.
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>>736181802Oh yeah, of course I'm going to buy a game and not expect the typical enemies they always have. I'm a retarded aracnophobic little bitch.Please add labels on coffee cups that say coffee is hot because hot things can hurt me and add a label to egg cartons that say "contains egg" because I'm allergic to eggs. Oh yeah, I'm also lactose intolerant so I need manufacturers to specify that butter, milk and cheese contain milk.
>>736184856I will! Thank you, father!
>>736181593Got a mod that fixes her weird jaw?
>>736179229>I have a performative fear of spidersftfy
Someone based should make it so when you turn that option on the dev starts going on a long rant about how the player actually wants to have sex with spiders while the game gets filled with horny player-sexual spider creatures
>>736179229I don't choose what games I play
I don't believe arachnophobia is real. You're just a retarded bitch.
>>736187460Buh spider scary
>>736181312i dunno but our children will be both spiders and mammals.
>>736190050Miders, Spammals even. How big?
