Some of these captchas are impossible unless you have a high INT stat.
>>736183246cute boy
>>736183246>FrenchDropped.
>THIS is what gets fast learner, acupunturist success, and S aptitudeFUCK YOU
>>736183508Post cards, that's a bottom roll.
>>736183508Do you not know how to play MANT
>>736183246I can't believe this fucking boy saved the game.
>>736183508Why would you get firm course menace for the wettest cm?
>>7361832462 hours until I get irreparably bricked.
April fools? Not looking good....
>>736183246Even I don't know who's this character
>>736183508damn b, this some ceritfied ass frfr
Do i have any chance for finals with long A aces
>dead monthIts gonna be like this for a while huh
Yesterday was filled with shitters which gave even a third rate like me a 60% WR whilst today was nothing but V burbons as far as the eye could see, I only got a WR of 40% for christs sake.
>>736184131As round 2 starts its gonna get rough.
>>736184171Praying for a win to bring me back home to Group B
>>736184197By pure chance you're gonna get a win or two
Clubs?
>>736183508Neigha where the fuck did your skills go??? Is this even a MANT career? Did you forget to race?
Best parent for kita?
i've been repatriated
>>736183246Just use Google lens.
>>736184263Nyopera, barcole is nuts.
>>736184282If you fail the captcha it just gives you a normal one anyway
What are my options for cm12 without the big three?
>>736184454Sei, tachy
>red shift, shooting and nishino flowers unique dont work next cupMan I love being a pace main...
>>736183246Looking good for der/v/!
>>736184647Become a lateCHADBecome ungovernable.
>>736184665Somethings fishy about this....
Why haven't the tickets and cleats stuff reset?
>MANT is not F2P friendl-ACK
>>736184783Here's a sneak peek at some of the things that have really been going down in der/v/.
It's starting to get on my nerves that not having an early welfare really sucks. There should be a better way to replay events, it sucks that without tosen im just kinda fucked and cant run kita
>>736185113Try pressing this
>>736185113>Already plummeting MANT is a death cult
>>736184880>club point to win gamekusoge...
Weeabos spam their anime shit everywhere and then wonder why they have no gf.
mambo
>>736185282I don't wonder I accept it
>>736185234It's so easy to get club points though.
>>736185301She has a name you know.
>>736185282I don't want a real gf though. I want a Taishin gf.
>>736185234>He wasted his club points
Pop a speed anklet or just take the wit?
>>736185495Take the wit for sure, kita has 20% growth in speed.
>>736185113Doing better than BEEmapyoi
>>736185495Kita has +Speed 20%, Take the Wit. Speed is pretty much guaranteed
>>736185495Not looking good...
>>736185592Whats wrong with it?
>>736185470I don't get the hype for this card, I feel like it doesn't do much.
>>736185617I meant for>>736185545Lol
>>736183246>want to see if I can recognize all the characters in the captchas>keep getting not requiredfuck you
>>736185495Speed's a little low, but it's more than salvageable with some good rainbow turns. Take the wit.
>>736185495Your power?
this new scenario is ass
>>736185545What the fuck is our bot doing? Make it run twice as much, I don't care if it's just URA runs, just put it to work already, fuck!
>>736185715You're way overstammed for any sprints. Post cards, what schedule are you running
>>736185654It's a highroll card. If you know what you're doing and if the RNG is on your side it's great
>>736185715>Not gutsmaxxing for sprints.
who the fuck is this quattro guy and why did my danchou and club move without telling me?
>>736185840It's a hostile takeover.
>>736185715URA ass Bakushin
>/v/ma danchou didn't do an April fools jokeCome on man.
>>736185715Post cards. Have you read the guides.
>>736185949/v/ma danchou can't even run a career. You think he can come up with an april fools joke?
wait, if quixote exists in the umaverse, does that mean rocinante was a uma?
>>736185789I just dont get how to use it, I cant date because I have to train, and its not like riko where it actively gives you stamina or stuff.
>>736185840>quad manginasASTER bell prepares to intercept
>>736185949the next jiggie will have your ip, home address, and credit card information on it
>>736186093Yes, absolutely.
>>736183246skill issue
>>736186134BASED.
Good thing about the horse game is that it drops the pretense of having any sort of gameplay completely and just goes straight up 100% on the gambling part.
>>736186179Unfortunately you can't gamble on the races
>>736183246Just typing anime boy or cat girl worked for me.
Round 2 will be the biggest slaughter of all time
>I fucking hate MANT
>>736185282>giving a shit what roastoids thinkNGMI
>>736186335You can just press cancel and skip it all together, incredibly fun am i right?
my captcha is normal, I want to see horse
>>736186604Im barely getting them too.
>>736186382>run guts build >nothing but power and stam anklets>run power/stam cards>guts guts guts gutsit's all so tiresome
>>736186382Jesus christ.
>>736185435I don't remember making this post.
Who else going straight to /groupB/
Is long S more important to ends than fronts?I have a bourbon with long A and she is my highest winrate ace, meanwhile my long A gold ship never won until I switched her to a slightly worse one with long S
I still need 29k points for this shit event
>>736186763I've been blessed by Shiraoki-sama, at least for nowI'll probably end in B, but for now, let's roll them 7s
>>736186665How often do people get anklets for stats that dont give rainbows? Sometimes I do for power to make up for low stats.
>>736187083never, money is too tight even in careers with 40 total races>get megumin>type megumin>you seem to have mistyped the captchahuh
>>736186763I'm gonna tryhard next CM, probably won't work because I will be making Kawakami/King/Smaru combo but no matter
>>736187017It just takes so fucking long, its way too many runs holy shit
>>736187202Its megumeme of course.
>Almost perfect statline>No long S>No groundworkAwful scenario
>>736187274Thats just fronts in general.
Who was in the wrong here?
>Feel good about winning a race>Check rival stats>It's this shitMy mood instantly goes down, what the fuck are these people doing?
>>736184841resets in 1 hour
>Danchou and lieutenant quit the club because we were holding him backI'm so sorry for being third rate
Asking if the other 2 Ayabefags are here. Either of you tried building her with all her skills backloaded for the final spurt? I'm wondering if it would be more effective than having mid race accels since she has Sturm und Drang and her unique skill activates when she's in the back. Only issue is that the duration for both is only 3 seconds long and both are only .35 speed increase which doesnt seem like it's that strong but maybe having it layered with Straightaway Spurt + Homestretch haste could make up for it?
The April Fools club jokes are hilarious you guys are fucking great
>>736187274>get cucked by inspiration rng>THIS IS MANT'S FAULT!!!it's on you for not quitting when they didn't proc on the first inspiration
>>736187274How does one even get stats like that
>>736187274Long S isn't super necessary, but groundworks is back breaking.
I love her so much, bros
>>736184880Is Dictus that good of a stack stick? I've been using Nice Nattie to boost WIT and race bonus
>>736187397(You) for sureId call her divine unprompted and other embarrassing shit IF I HAD HER
>>736187868She is very cute, I agree
>>736187803Just got really lucky on trainings and megaphones.
>>736184880I DONT HAVE ANY CLUB POINTS TO MAX SIRIUS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>736187274you don't need groundwork for this CM tho, mid velocity skills are more important
>>736187397I love that gold city is such a cunt.
>>736187830i'd say that with enough good mid race skills you can make it without groundwork, there's not really a guarantee you'll keep the lead like miles
>>736183246This is the worst april fool's i've ever lived through
>>736187990>you don't need to keep up with every other front runner in the race bwogaslightfags aren't sending their best...
>>736187983D1rt Sho3s Pl0x!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>736187017got me crystals and me carats, don't need the rest...
>>736187604Actually yeah, her unique is very strong and activates under those conditions. Homestretch haste can sometimes suck but ayabe can have an insane last spurt.
>>736188052retard
>>736188039With enough wit, you'll easily stay within top 3 with ground works, but if you're in fourth, it's untenable.
check your inbox!!!
>>736188031She is just upset that (you) don't see her as a divine maiden and took an opinion from one of her fans
>>736188084Hint books are important bro.
>>736187604remember that 3 seconds is only the BASE duration, which gets multiplied based on track length by a formula I don't remember anymore, but on such a long track it should last like 10 seconds
>>736188187Fuck you
>>736183246it aint hard
>>736187545/hug/bro....
>16/20 yesterday>15/20 todayREADY TO GET ANALLY GAPED BY BOURBON AND KITASAN NEXT ROUND
>>736187898Looks decent, gives a lot of stam from events too
30 minutes until we are all bricked forever
Where are the club recruiting ads...
>>736187017Can't you do it in unity or URA?
>>736183508>rice and gold ship ulty
>>736188534not many clubs got spots opened up this month despite all the MANT doomposting, also half of them have changed their names for april fools and it makes it super confusing
This plus an anklet worth giving up the autumn Tenno Sho for?
>>736187604>2Im an ayabefag too, im just a third rate.
>>736188642Nope. Power and Wit that low is glue tier anyway
>>736188642Stats are so low, you might as well turn this into an inheritance run.
>>736188601Oh I thought i woke up in a parallel universe.
>>736188642>farukopal
>>736188814Idk why people run that brick
>>736184730Lates also don't work in Aries. Taurus is the only mant cm where they're viable.
>>736188906I will simply gamble
>>736186382I hate mant store. Maybe I wouldn't hate scenario itself if store wasn't that shit
Should I get the carats and tickets from the aptitude store or should I get the books instead?
>>736189098I would get both. But if you can only get one, hint books ARE a lot more rare
I need more clock gibs. I had 1000+ at the start of MANT and I'm already down to 600. There's no way they'll last 4 more months of this scenario
>>736189156buy skills
>>736189156How the fuck, stop clocking G3s
>>736189156What the fuck man, stimulus clock check is in 2 months.
>>736188568No, Mant only.
>>736189156How do you burn that fast? My clocks is still 1000+ and i updated my TT and get 3 SS aces for this cup
Am I a bad trainer if I switch out my umas for round 2?
DANCHOUUUUUUUPLEASE COME BACKWE'RE SORRY
>>736187545>>736189369Who left?
>>736189369HorseMDbros....
While we're waiting, I'm going to announce the return of the /v/ Triple Crown. All three races will be hosted on the weekend, two on April 25th and one on April 26th.>URA ShoWe're going back to the URA scenario, and we're gonna show the humans some love. Just put in a Kiryuin, Riko or acupuncture chick card in your deck when you run URA. Yes, that means no Unity or MANT aces allowed. This is a Mile race.>Shopsuki ShoEverything's in the picture, so yeah. I will not be making changes, so if I screwed up the ruleset and there's some retarded broken decks, then enjoy yourselves.>Spring Tenno ShOHNONONOIt's time for more longslop. Things are going to be a bit different though. Everyone must run at an E or lower position aptitude. Bring your Front Tamamos, your End Big Heads and so on. I apologize to Mayanofags in advance for this.
>>736189353just think of it like resting your umas
>>736189413Oy neigh Danchou didn't take the loss of his Runaway Suzuka very welll...
>>736183246I somewhat pride myself in not being weird enough and I literally don't know any of the ones that popped up so far.
>>736183246Why does cygames like adding girls that look like cute boys
Guys check Oy Neigh's and der/v/'s clubs in game, LMAO
>>736189353I give you a pass because it's m*nt.
>>736189448Doing God's work.
>>736189156Either you're clocking G3s and G2s or you're consistent losing G1s every run. You're doing something wrong for sure
>>736189557Someone there is a fan of reverse traps
>>736189353I like to think of it as giving other umas a chance to win
>>736189448Shopsuki Sho is one of the greatest ideas ive ever seen.
>>736189448Sweet! I oughta stock up on generic skills for the Spring then!
>>736189448Any borrows allowed?
>>736189156STOP CLOCKING G3SBUY SKILLSUSE TEAM SIRIUS DURING JUNIOR YEAR
>>736188534Its a surprise to tell you >we at HotUmaGlue have no spots open anymore and arent considering kicking anyone out at the moment.
>>736189448Conditions for URA and spring tenno?
>>736189413Oy Neigh feddies got taken out by ZeonCHADS
There is no need to apologize, MANT is truly the best scenario we've gotten so far.
>>736189448BASED FINALLY THE /V/ CROWN, I MISSED YOU
>>736189921/hug/ shall rise to the top!!!!!
>>736188703>>736188760I'm making her my ace anyways.
>>736189448>All three races will be hosted on the weekendWhat time? I work on the weekends so I need to know if I should bother.
>>736189353I’m going to make new ones of the same umas.
'Quod status?
Serious inquiry, I know club hopping is heavily frowned upon. So If I were to leave Horse MD would I be blacklisted?
>>736190049Ready to fight
>>736190098Don't quote me on this but i think the danchou said a while ago that he's fine with that
Top choice or bottom choice after winning races?
>>736189982Seems good. Managed to make it good in the end.
>>736190098Horse MD is a retirement home for burnt out torenahs, no?
>>736190049READY TO DIE
>>736190098i think no one would care, unless you guys have an obsessed club member who checks on all of you for some reason
>>736190049Let me tell you something cap'n I'm ready to feast on some blubber.
>>736189864There will be no restrictions on borrows.>>736189936Here's the conditions for both, the room length will obviously be longer.>>736190003Registration will start a few hours early so time zones will be less of an issue, the races themselves will start around 7-8PM EST.
>>736190049Tonight we dine in hell boys
>>736183246I just want ONE cute vidya girl to show up in my captchas. Instead it’s just been animals and Tingle.
>>736189448Does Tazuna not count as a human?
>>736190049Ready to spear some beasts like always, can only hope everyone gets ready for the fight of their life.
Hello Trainer, I'm going into Champions Meeting and I want your strongest umas.
>>736190283I got fucking Doro
>Early in the morning>Doing a run half asleep>Summer>Get 2 guts cards plus buddies in guts>pop microphone and ankle>Was at empty energy>Forgot the talisman>Failure + wasted the items>Haven't touched the game in 12 hours sinceWould you glue y/n? Just to ease my mental burden
>>736190314I do not trust her. There is something very suspicious about her.
>>736190374I keep getting essex
>>736190410Finish the run for dailies and call it a day.
>>736190410Put her out of her misery
>>736190410glue
>>736190049I will get swallowed by the abyss, but it will be with my brothers.
>>736190098as long as you don't play like the average horse md member, you'll be fine, the club hopping agreement is more so leeches don't go around getting free gibs and only joining the top clubs rather than a tribal thing
this is the worst, most lame april fools in 4chan history. It seems to get worse and worse each year, but this year they put basically 0 effort into it at all and you can just ignore it anyways and click "get captcha" again since I'm not a phone posting retard
Get ready to see some true beasts bozos, I'm going in.
IKEEEEE
Its time....
>>736190672I'm not even close to you...
WATER IS SAFE BWOS.
Time to lose every single match
>first lobby is UG lobby.
>>736190410During mant, if you have to ask, it's glue.
>>736190828Mant can also dave runs better than anything.
>early race>Golshi is in 4thWhat the FUCK
Not looking good bros
I qualified for B
Made it to B finals on the 2nd race. That's all I need
EASY AS FUCK
>>736184274KEK
>>736190881Longslop is magical isnt it?
Kita confirmed a Doto fan!
We are all making it to finals A arent we?Right?
>>736190912We're so back. I'm ready for that sweet third place in finals.
Got my 3 wins and my ass is tight from that last 5 Front room, I'm now just going to wait for shitter hours to farm gibs
>2 of my races' runner ups didn't even have long SGOGOGO MY FELLOW THIRD RATES, SHITTER HOURS SOONER THAN EXPECTED!!!
>1-4Well, see ya in shitter hours
>>736189448Well, you did a good job because it's impossible for me to get a good deck and good race bonus in the same build.
>front only procs one recoveryACKKKK
THATS MY OSHIIIIII
>>736191086Reminderhttps://youtube.com/shorts/L4eU1pM4Bzo?si=l8yVs4DFij4CkQLg
>fast forward to final corner>check placements>damn, I lost, guess I'll pray for the next one>win>Group A qualifiedHuh.
Why is /v/ma recruiting from Discord?
huh?
Why is my wife like this.
>>736191261Curren mogs
>>736191236That's where they get all the bots from, including the bot danchou uses to check the activity of everyone in the club and kick people without having to log into the game
>>736191261GRAND LIVE BETA SOON
>>736191261Falco is announcing her transfer to the im@s franchise. Please look forward to it.
>>736191236NOT LOOKING GOODOTLOOKINGGOOD
>>736191261I'M TIRED OF WAITING FOR MY TURN IN THE CURREN LINEI'M GOING ALL IN INSIDE FALCON NOW!
>>736191236its for April fools
>>736191261FALCO SEX EVENT
>>736191236
Problem with making a BNW team is that Taishin hogs the victory screen
>5 front late starts in a rowMake it stop
>>736191224Its THAT easy.
kita please, im begging you stop triggering blast forward at a bad spot
>der/v/ is now called /v/ma and has Taiki>Oy Neigh is now called der/v/ and has El
>past 10 CMs everyone in my club is hyped up and ready to slay whales>this cm no one cares, even if they're playing a lot of MANTWtf happened
>>736191443Groundwork and focus should make that irrelevant
>>736191261It's fan farming event
Kitasan is... based?
>>736191485My dancho hasn't made an April fools joke yet....
>>736191485Who is the first Sakura? THat's no Laurel, is it?
Thank you pitslut for getting me into A finals
>3 races in a row now where Golshi just decides to not activate any skills during the last spurt and loses
>>736191443I dont have this problem with concentration.
The first rates keep getting stronger and I continue to job
Plat is within reach.
>>736191570Sakura Chitose Ohttps://umamusu.wiki/Sakura_Chitose_O
Is this the easiest CM ever?
Uh oh.
Kita....
I CAN'T STOP LOSING TO XOGURIS AND VOURBONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Was worried there for a sec. He had a Taishin too.
>>736191614>goldshit
>>736191660Also beat someone from a /uma/ club to do it.
Delivering the reward to the Suzukanon that won the Chuck Norris Cup. I hope you all had fun in spite of the problems with me being banned and all, I apologize if I fucked some things up and thank you to the people that shared the code around, I can't wait to join the other fun races. Thanks again.
>just lost to an uncapped speed taishinSHIT GAME
>>736191696Yeah it for sure is. Every single room has someone who doesn't know how to survive the course. If you can't get into A finals you might be an eternal third rate.
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACKPLAT FOR EVERYONE.
>>736191778KEKThank you for hosting, anon
>Teio somehow won from this positionHoly shit I can't believe I actually experienced kino on Longslop.
>>736191793>Every single room has someone who doesn't know how to survive the course.OH REALLY? WHERE ARE THEY? BECAUSE I'VE ONLY BEEN RUNNING INTO SS AND UG RANK META UMAS. SHUT YO LUCKY BITCHASS UP FAGGOT
>>736191793I remember a JP anon said a long time ago, MANT is the easiest time to ever win plat, I believe it.
think I'll wait till later for the rest of the runs...
No Long S? No problem
>Win a match>See that SS Kita is last>Weird so I decide to check it out>Pic related????
Who else 100% A finals rate
>>736191507Im proud that the third rates in my club tried hard
/thirdrate/bros fucking hold me im drowning
>2-3>0-5Yeahhh I think I'll wait till SEAnigger hours where I'll only face poors and subhumans for the rest of my runs
WITH THE POWER OF THIS 7SHIRAOKI-SAMA. MAY EVERY ANON REACH A FINALS
>yesterday, umas procced skills pretty consistenly>today they don't proc shitI'm so fucking pissed at the rng that I want to punch a fucking wall
>my ace that's been carrying me hard>jobbing on round 2Not like this
>>736191986It's fucking teiover.
CAPTAIN HELPTHESE BLUBBERY BASTARDS WONT GO DOWN
>>736191705NEVER MINDGET WRECKED KITA
>>736191862(if you have christmas oguri)
>>736191963>>736191964>>736191993>>736192007Please bros don't feel sad... ;__;
>>736191778BASED
>>736192086Kitakeks...
