Some of these captchas are impossible unless you have a high INT stat.
>>736183246cute boy
>>736183246>FrenchDropped.
>THIS is what gets fast learner, acupunturist success, and S aptitudeFUCK YOU
>>736183508Post cards, that's a bottom roll.
>>736183508Do you not know how to play MANT
>>736183246I can't believe this fucking boy saved the game.
>>736183508Why would you get firm course menace for the wettest cm?
>>7361832462 hours until I get irreparably bricked.
April fools? Not looking good....
>>736183246Even I don't know who's this character
>>736183508damn b, this some ceritfied ass frfr
Do i have any chance for finals with long A aces
>dead monthIts gonna be like this for a while huh
Yesterday was filled with shitters which gave even a third rate like me a 60% WR whilst today was nothing but V burbons as far as the eye could see, I only got a WR of 40% for christs sake.
>>736184131As round 2 starts its gonna get rough.
>>736184171Praying for a win to bring me back home to Group B
>>736184197By pure chance you're gonna get a win or two
Clubs?
>>736183508Neigha where the fuck did your skills go??? Is this even a MANT career? Did you forget to race?
Best parent for kita?
i've been repatriated
>>736183246Just use Google lens.
>>736184263Nyopera, barcole is nuts.
>>736184282If you fail the captcha it just gives you a normal one anyway
What are my options for cm12 without the big three?
>>736184454Sei, tachy
>red shift, shooting and nishino flowers unique dont work next cupMan I love being a pace main...
>>736183246Looking good for der/v/!
>>736184647Become a lateCHADBecome ungovernable.
>>736184665Somethings fishy about this....
Why haven't the tickets and cleats stuff reset?
>MANT is not F2P friendl-ACK
>>736184783Here's a sneak peek at some of the things that have really been going down in der/v/.
It's starting to get on my nerves that not having an early welfare really sucks. There should be a better way to replay events, it sucks that without tosen im just kinda fucked and cant run kita
>>736185113Try pressing this
>>736185113>Already plummeting MANT is a death cult
>>736184880>club point to win gamekusoge...
Weeabos spam their anime shit everywhere and then wonder why they have no gf.
mambo
>>736185282I don't wonder I accept it
>>736185234It's so easy to get club points though.
>>736185301She has a name you know.
>>736185282I don't want a real gf though. I want a Taishin gf.
>>736185234>He wasted his club points
Pop a speed anklet or just take the wit?
>>736185495Take the wit for sure, kita has 20% growth in speed.
>>736185113Doing better than BEEmapyoi
>>736185495Kita has +Speed 20%, Take the Wit. Speed is pretty much guaranteed
>>736185495Not looking good...
>>736185592Whats wrong with it?
>>736185470I don't get the hype for this card, I feel like it doesn't do much.
>>736185617I meant for>>736185545Lol
>>736183246>want to see if I can recognize all the characters in the captchas>keep getting not requiredfuck you
>>736185495Speed's a little low, but it's more than salvageable with some good rainbow turns. Take the wit.
>>736185495Your power?
this new scenario is ass
>>736185545What the fuck is our bot doing? Make it run twice as much, I don't care if it's just URA runs, just put it to work already, fuck!
>>736185715You're way overstammed for any sprints. Post cards, what schedule are you running
>>736185654It's a highroll card. If you know what you're doing and if the RNG is on your side it's great
>>736185715>Not gutsmaxxing for sprints.
who the fuck is this quattro guy and why did my danchou and club move without telling me?
>>736185840It's a hostile takeover.
>>736185715URA ass Bakushin
>/v/ma danchou didn't do an April fools jokeCome on man.
>>736185715Post cards. Have you read the guides.
>>736185949/v/ma danchou can't even run a career. You think he can come up with an april fools joke?
wait, if quixote exists in the umaverse, does that mean rocinante was a uma?
>>736185789I just dont get how to use it, I cant date because I have to train, and its not like riko where it actively gives you stamina or stuff.
>>736185840>quad manginasASTER bell prepares to intercept
>>736185949the next jiggie will have your ip, home address, and credit card information on it
>>736186093Yes, absolutely.
>>736183246skill issue
>>736186134BASED.
Good thing about the horse game is that it drops the pretense of having any sort of gameplay completely and just goes straight up 100% on the gambling part.
>>736186179Unfortunately you can't gamble on the races
>>736183246Just typing anime boy or cat girl worked for me.
Round 2 will be the biggest slaughter of all time
>I fucking hate MANT
>>736185282>giving a shit what roastoids thinkNGMI
>>736186335You can just press cancel and skip it all together, incredibly fun am i right?
my captcha is normal, I want to see horse
>>736186604Im barely getting them too.
>>736186382>run guts build >nothing but power and stam anklets>run power/stam cards>guts guts guts gutsit's all so tiresome
>>736186382Jesus christ.
>>736185435I don't remember making this post.
Who else going straight to /groupB/
Is long S more important to ends than fronts?I have a bourbon with long A and she is my highest winrate ace, meanwhile my long A gold ship never won until I switched her to a slightly worse one with long S
I still need 29k points for this shit event
>>736186763I've been blessed by Shiraoki-sama, at least for nowI'll probably end in B, but for now, let's roll them 7s
>>736186665How often do people get anklets for stats that dont give rainbows? Sometimes I do for power to make up for low stats.
>>736187083never, money is too tight even in careers with 40 total races>get megumin>type megumin>you seem to have mistyped the captchahuh
>>736186763I'm gonna tryhard next CM, probably won't work because I will be making Kawakami/King/Smaru combo but no matter
>>736187017It just takes so fucking long, its way too many runs holy shit
>>736187202Its megumeme of course.
>Almost perfect statline>No long S>No groundworkAwful scenario
>>736187274Thats just fronts in general.
Who was in the wrong here?
>Feel good about winning a race>Check rival stats>It's this shitMy mood instantly goes down, what the fuck are these people doing?
>>736184841resets in 1 hour
>Danchou and lieutenant quit the club because we were holding him backI'm so sorry for being third rate
Asking if the other 2 Ayabefags are here. Either of you tried building her with all her skills backloaded for the final spurt? I'm wondering if it would be more effective than having mid race accels since she has Sturm und Drang and her unique skill activates when she's in the back. Only issue is that the duration for both is only 3 seconds long and both are only .35 speed increase which doesnt seem like it's that strong but maybe having it layered with Straightaway Spurt + Homestretch haste could make up for it?
The April Fools club jokes are hilarious you guys are fucking great
>>736187274>get cucked by inspiration rng>THIS IS MANT'S FAULT!!!it's on you for not quitting when they didn't proc on the first inspiration
>>736187274How does one even get stats like that
>>736187274Long S isn't super necessary, but groundworks is back breaking.
I love her so much, bros
>>736184880Is Dictus that good of a stack stick? I've been using Nice Nattie to boost WIT and race bonus
>>736187397(You) for sureId call her divine unprompted and other embarrassing shit IF I HAD HER
>>736187868She is very cute, I agree
>>736187803Just got really lucky on trainings and megaphones.
>>736184880I DONT HAVE ANY CLUB POINTS TO MAX SIRIUS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>736187274you don't need groundwork for this CM tho, mid velocity skills are more important
>>736187397I love that gold city is such a cunt.
>>736187830i'd say that with enough good mid race skills you can make it without groundwork, there's not really a guarantee you'll keep the lead like miles
>>736183246This is the worst april fool's i've ever lived through
>>736187990>you don't need to keep up with every other front runner in the race bwogaslightfags aren't sending their best...
>>736187983D1rt Sho3s Pl0x!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>736187017got me crystals and me carats, don't need the rest...
>>736187604Actually yeah, her unique is very strong and activates under those conditions. Homestretch haste can sometimes suck but ayabe can have an insane last spurt.
>>736188052retard
>>736188039With enough wit, you'll easily stay within top 3 with ground works, but if you're in fourth, it's untenable.
check your inbox!!!
>>736188031She is just upset that (you) don't see her as a divine maiden and took an opinion from one of her fans
>>736188084Hint books are important bro.
>>736187604remember that 3 seconds is only the BASE duration, which gets multiplied based on track length by a formula I don't remember anymore, but on such a long track it should last like 10 seconds
>>736188187Fuck you
>>736183246it aint hard
>>736187545/hug/bro....
>16/20 yesterday>15/20 todayREADY TO GET ANALLY GAPED BY BOURBON AND KITASAN NEXT ROUND
>>736187898Looks decent, gives a lot of stam from events too
30 minutes until we are all bricked forever
Where are the club recruiting ads...
>>736187017Can't you do it in unity or URA?
>>736183508>rice and gold ship ulty
>>736188534not many clubs got spots opened up this month despite all the MANT doomposting, also half of them have changed their names for april fools and it makes it super confusing
This plus an anklet worth giving up the autumn Tenno Sho for?
>>736187604>2Im an ayabefag too, im just a third rate.
>>736188642Nope. Power and Wit that low is glue tier anyway
>>736188642Stats are so low, you might as well turn this into an inheritance run.
>>736188601Oh I thought i woke up in a parallel universe.
>>736188642>farukopal
>>736188814Idk why people run that brick
>>736184730Lates also don't work in Aries. Taurus is the only mant cm where they're viable.
>>736188906I will simply gamble
>>736186382I hate mant store. Maybe I wouldn't hate scenario itself if store wasn't that shit
Should I get the carats and tickets from the aptitude store or should I get the books instead?
>>736189098I would get both. But if you can only get one, hint books ARE a lot more rare
I need more clock gibs. I had 1000+ at the start of MANT and I'm already down to 600. There's no way they'll last 4 more months of this scenario
>>736189156buy skills
>>736189156How the fuck, stop clocking G3s
>>736189156What the fuck man, stimulus clock check is in 2 months.
>>736188568No, Mant only.
>>736189156How do you burn that fast? My clocks is still 1000+ and i updated my TT and get 3 SS aces for this cup
Am I a bad trainer if I switch out my umas for round 2?
DANCHOUUUUUUUPLEASE COME BACKWE'RE SORRY
>>736187545>>736189369Who left?
>>736189369HorseMDbros....
While we're waiting, I'm going to announce the return of the /v/ Triple Crown. All three races will be hosted on the weekend, two on April 25th and one on April 26th.>URA ShoWe're going back to the URA scenario, and we're gonna show the humans some love. Just put in a Kiryuin, Riko or acupuncture chick card in your deck when you run URA. Yes, that means no Unity or MANT aces allowed. This is a Mile race.>Shopsuki ShoEverything's in the picture, so yeah. I will not be making changes, so if I screwed up the ruleset and there's some retarded broken decks, then enjoy yourselves.>Spring Tenno ShOHNONONOIt's time for more longslop. Things are going to be a bit different though. Everyone must run at an E or lower position aptitude. Bring your Front Tamamos, your End Big Heads and so on. I apologize to Mayanofags in advance for this.
>>736189353just think of it like resting your umas
>>736189413Oy neigh Danchou didn't take the loss of his Runaway Suzuka very welll...
>>736183246I somewhat pride myself in not being weird enough and I literally don't know any of the ones that popped up so far.
>>736183246Why does cygames like adding girls that look like cute boys
Guys check Oy Neigh's and der/v/'s clubs in game, LMAO
>>736189353I give you a pass because it's m*nt.
>>736189448Doing God's work.
>>736189156Either you're clocking G3s and G2s or you're consistent losing G1s every run. You're doing something wrong for sure
>>736189557Someone there is a fan of reverse traps
>>736189353I like to think of it as giving other umas a chance to win
>>736189448Shopsuki Sho is one of the greatest ideas ive ever seen.
>>736189448Sweet! I oughta stock up on generic skills for the Spring then!
>>736189448Any borrows allowed?
>>736189156STOP CLOCKING G3SBUY SKILLSUSE TEAM SIRIUS DURING JUNIOR YEAR
>>736188534Its a surprise to tell you >we at HotUmaGlue have no spots open anymore and arent considering kicking anyone out at the moment.
>>736189448Conditions for URA and spring tenno?
>>736189413Oy Neigh feddies got taken out by ZeonCHADS
There is no need to apologize, MANT is truly the best scenario we've gotten so far.
>>736189448BASED FINALLY THE /V/ CROWN, I MISSED YOU
>>736189921/hug/ shall rise to the top!!!!!
>>736188703>>736188760I'm making her my ace anyways.
>>736189448>All three races will be hosted on the weekendWhat time? I work on the weekends so I need to know if I should bother.
>>736189353I’m going to make new ones of the same umas.
'Quod status?
Serious inquiry, I know club hopping is heavily frowned upon. So If I were to leave Horse MD would I be blacklisted?
>>736190049Ready to fight
>>736190098Don't quote me on this but i think the danchou said a while ago that he's fine with that
Top choice or bottom choice after winning races?
>>736189982Seems good. Managed to make it good in the end.
>>736190098Horse MD is a retirement home for burnt out torenahs, no?
>>736190049READY TO DIE
>>736190098i think no one would care, unless you guys have an obsessed club member who checks on all of you for some reason
>>736190049Let me tell you something cap'n I'm ready to feast on some blubber.
>>736189864There will be no restrictions on borrows.>>736189936Here's the conditions for both, the room length will obviously be longer.>>736190003Registration will start a few hours early so time zones will be less of an issue, the races themselves will start around 7-8PM EST.
>>736190049Tonight we dine in hell boys
>>736183246I just want ONE cute vidya girl to show up in my captchas. Instead it’s just been animals and Tingle.
>>736189448Does Tazuna not count as a human?
>>736190049Ready to spear some beasts like always, can only hope everyone gets ready for the fight of their life.
Hello Trainer, I'm going into Champions Meeting and I want your strongest umas.
>>736190283I got fucking Doro
>Early in the morning>Doing a run half asleep>Summer>Get 2 guts cards plus buddies in guts>pop microphone and ankle>Was at empty energy>Forgot the talisman>Failure + wasted the items>Haven't touched the game in 12 hours sinceWould you glue y/n? Just to ease my mental burden
>>736190314I do not trust her. There is something very suspicious about her.
>>736190374I keep getting essex
>>736190410Finish the run for dailies and call it a day.
>>736190410Put her out of her misery
>>736190410glue
>>736190049I will get swallowed by the abyss, but it will be with my brothers.
>>736190098as long as you don't play like the average horse md member, you'll be fine, the club hopping agreement is more so leeches don't go around getting free gibs and only joining the top clubs rather than a tribal thing
this is the worst, most lame april fools in 4chan history. It seems to get worse and worse each year, but this year they put basically 0 effort into it at all and you can just ignore it anyways and click "get captcha" again since I'm not a phone posting retard
Get ready to see some true beasts bozos, I'm going in.
IKEEEEE
Its time....
>>736190672I'm not even close to you...
WATER IS SAFE BWOS.
Time to lose every single match
>first lobby is UG lobby.
>>736190410During mant, if you have to ask, it's glue.
>>736190828Mant can also dave runs better than anything.
>early race>Golshi is in 4thWhat the FUCK
Not looking good bros
I qualified for B
Made it to B finals on the 2nd race. That's all I need
EASY AS FUCK
>>736184274KEK
>>736190881Longslop is magical isnt it?
Kita confirmed a Doto fan!
We are all making it to finals A arent we?Right?
>>736190912We're so back. I'm ready for that sweet third place in finals.
Got my 3 wins and my ass is tight from that last 5 Front room, I'm now just going to wait for shitter hours to farm gibs
>2 of my races' runner ups didn't even have long SGOGOGO MY FELLOW THIRD RATES, SHITTER HOURS SOONER THAN EXPECTED!!!
>1-4Well, see ya in shitter hours
>>736189448Well, you did a good job because it's impossible for me to get a good deck and good race bonus in the same build.
>front only procs one recoveryACKKKK
THATS MY OSHIIIIII
>>736191086Reminderhttps://youtube.com/shorts/L4eU1pM4Bzo?si=l8yVs4DFij4CkQLg
>fast forward to final corner>check placements>damn, I lost, guess I'll pray for the next one>win>Group A qualifiedHuh.
Why is /v/ma recruiting from Discord?
huh?
Why is my wife like this.
>>736191261Curren mogs
>>736191236That's where they get all the bots from, including the bot danchou uses to check the activity of everyone in the club and kick people without having to log into the game
>>736191261GRAND LIVE BETA SOON
>>736191261Falco is announcing her transfer to the im@s franchise. Please look forward to it.
>>736191236NOT LOOKING GOODOTLOOKINGGOOD
>>736191261I'M TIRED OF WAITING FOR MY TURN IN THE CURREN LINEI'M GOING ALL IN INSIDE FALCON NOW!
>>736191236its for April fools
>>736191261FALCO SEX EVENT
>>736191236
Problem with making a BNW team is that Taishin hogs the victory screen
>5 front late starts in a rowMake it stop
>>736191224Its THAT easy.
kita please, im begging you stop triggering blast forward at a bad spot
>der/v/ is now called /v/ma and has Taiki>Oy Neigh is now called der/v/ and has El
>past 10 CMs everyone in my club is hyped up and ready to slay whales>this cm no one cares, even if they're playing a lot of MANTWtf happened
>>736191443Groundwork and focus should make that irrelevant
>>736191261It's fan farming event
Kitasan is... based?
>>736191485My dancho hasn't made an April fools joke yet....
>>736191485Who is the first Sakura? THat's no Laurel, is it?
Thank you pitslut for getting me into A finals
>3 races in a row now where Golshi just decides to not activate any skills during the last spurt and loses
>>736191443I dont have this problem with concentration.
The first rates keep getting stronger and I continue to job
Plat is within reach.
>>736191570Sakura Chitose Ohttps://umamusu.wiki/Sakura_Chitose_O
Is this the easiest CM ever?
Uh oh.
Kita....
I CAN'T STOP LOSING TO XOGURIS AND VOURBONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Was worried there for a sec. He had a Taishin too.
>>736191614>goldshit
>>736191660Also beat someone from a /uma/ club to do it.
Delivering the reward to the Suzukanon that won the Chuck Norris Cup. I hope you all had fun in spite of the problems with me being banned and all, I apologize if I fucked some things up and thank you to the people that shared the code around, I can't wait to join the other fun races. Thanks again.
>just lost to an uncapped speed taishinSHIT GAME
>>736191696Yeah it for sure is. Every single room has someone who doesn't know how to survive the course. If you can't get into A finals you might be an eternal third rate.
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACKPLAT FOR EVERYONE.
>>736191778KEKThank you for hosting, anon
>Teio somehow won from this positionHoly shit I can't believe I actually experienced kino on Longslop.
>>736191793>Every single room has someone who doesn't know how to survive the course.OH REALLY? WHERE ARE THEY? BECAUSE I'VE ONLY BEEN RUNNING INTO SS AND UG RANK META UMAS. SHUT YO LUCKY BITCHASS UP FAGGOT
>>736191793I remember a JP anon said a long time ago, MANT is the easiest time to ever win plat, I believe it.
think I'll wait till later for the rest of the runs...
No Long S? No problem
>Win a match>See that SS Kita is last>Weird so I decide to check it out>Pic related????
Who else 100% A finals rate
>>736191507Im proud that the third rates in my club tried hard
/thirdrate/bros fucking hold me im drowning
>2-3>0-5Yeahhh I think I'll wait till SEAnigger hours where I'll only face poors and subhumans for the rest of my runs
WITH THE POWER OF THIS 7SHIRAOKI-SAMA. MAY EVERY ANON REACH A FINALS
>yesterday, umas procced skills pretty consistenly>today they don't proc shitI'm so fucking pissed at the rng that I want to punch a fucking wall
>my ace that's been carrying me hard>jobbing on round 2Not like this
>>736191986It's fucking teiover.
CAPTAIN HELPTHESE BLUBBERY BASTARDS WONT GO DOWN
>>736191705NEVER MINDGET WRECKED KITA
>>736191862(if you have christmas oguri)
>>736191963>>736191964>>736191993>>736192007Please bros don't feel sad... ;__;
>>736191778BASED
>>736192086Kitakeks...
>>736192086>Hag still got itSTILL THE BEST 1973
>>736191893Never seen numbers that look like this before.
Ardan spotted
>>736192103I'm not sad, I'm MAD and ANGRY that I keep getting matched up with whales and UG niggers when others are getting Unity jobbers and normalfags who don't know how to build. WHY DO I GET THE HARD BRACKET
>>736192086>>736192152She's carrying me too. Based rugpull uma.I want big fat elderly titties on my face.
>>736192086I've avoided rooms like these and I just know I am going to get all SS Ug on the finals and get dead 7th-9th, how do I cope?
>All UG team jobs
>>736183246Akikawa's sexy BFF
>team has front runnersyou did not beat the gameyour plat doesn't count
>>736192261You believe in your girls.
>Someone procs NSM in one of the races>actually is stopped and can't moveBro...
>>736183246I dont watch cartoons, this is ass
>>736192295What if my oshi is a front?
>>736192261>how do I cope?losses during mant literally don't count
>>736192357you mutate her to a soulful position
Trainers will win their 9th plat and I'll be stuck with 4 forever. Its over
>>736192371What if I mutated my oshi into a front?
>>736192398>tfw me with 0 despite being a launch playerBoohoo faggot
>>736191986Fake believers of Shiraoiki-sama have no power here
I really think using Riko and Team Sirius is the best way to get those SS ranks
I'm just glad I made it to finals. I hate longslop so much
>>736184880where the fuck is all the stam and wit coming from?
I will be checking for group A results today T. Dan Chou
>>736192429>what if I put my soul in the soul-sucking machine
>>736192429Sovl but desu I think mutated fronts are the worst of the mutant types for all the specific builds required for fronts and how specialized their skills are
>>736192295what if my front has the lowest wr on my team?
>>736192369I only have 1 plat, I quite literally need this
>>736192516What if I want my wife to suck my soul out?
>>736192476Team Sirus, yes, but I am not sold on Riko with Sirus.
>>736192541PLEASE GOLD SHIP I NEED THIS
>>736192478Based Supreme Chud. I think I saw another one a moment ago that won.
WHAT THE FUCKI THOUGHT IT WAS "DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAHBY DAHBY BU BU BU BU BUNNY HOP BUNNY HOP"
>>736192476Sirius is a good card. I'm having a lot of success getting SS rank umas just witmaxxing though.
>get destroyed by an uma with 1100 spd and 1095 stam>front and pace can just win by running who are not even SSI mean, i got to finals but it seems like stat maxxing doesnt even matter...
>>736192521Well she got one win in B league so its working kinda, better than late Ticket anyways
CLANKER LOVE
>>736192541Christguri status?
I didn't have any aces because I was too obsessed with perfecting my Team Trials team. So I just entered my Team Trials team, and they lost all the fucking time except for once, when they won three times in a row. I am going to get raped in group A
Still feeling good about plat.
>>736192712What if I don't have clausguri
What are you doingWhat is the point bro
SHUT DOWN ALL CLANKERS
>>736192485Probably a combination of Sirius, stamina sparks, and Ikuno's stamina events.
>>736192712I have her and got a dupe so I can get her to 4 stars and Lvl 5 ult
>1-4 first round>2-3 second round>get pissed and put eurobeat in the bg while watching the races>3-2So that's the secret to win plat huh
>>736192762>open league minmaxxer boogeymen are real
>>736192751Get Nishino for the mile and sprintsloppas. During MANT it's all about who you know, not what you know.
>2-3>4-1>3-2>4-1It's looking good for me!
This CM feels a bit....easy dont you all think?
>>736192957Not. running triple Ends
>>736192957We got too fucking strong.
Still don't know what to spend my voucher on. I've been thinking about maxing Maruzensky's stamina card since she has that +15 race bonus, but I've never seen anybody talk about her card, so I'm not sure.
>>736192957NO
>>736192957Not for me because I don't have Finemo or Windy.
>>736192957Oh yeah, if you run fronts its a cakewalk.
>>736192957>>736192979Same, its fucking cancer 2 end 1 Late
>>736192957For me it is, but that's mostly because I stumbled into a good end closer ace by chance.
>>736192987>Maruzensky's staminaI dont think thats a thing anon
>>736192987>maruYou mean Chiyo's stamina card.
>>736192987Start working on your finemo brother
>>736192957Anyone who says this is running xmas oguri or vbourbon or frontslop
>>736192957Its a bit of a joke, even the UGs are not that bad
>>736193135>>736193086Never Mind, it's actually Chiyo's. I'm just retarded
>>736193039>regular bourbonDamn
How good is CB's wit card? How long does it last before getting powercreeped?
>>736193094SAY IT WITH MEGOLSHI GAME
>Trainer, if the shop doesn't have any blue ankle weights then just get the orange ones...>NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THEY HAVE TO BE THE RIGHT COLOUR OR IT DOESN'T WORKMake it make sense.
>>736192957If your team doesn't have at least one front in it, you are unironically bricked.
>>736193225Its where they go attached.
welp, spe-chan seems better as an end-closer since i swapped her out for round 2, shame she got cucked out of NSM and daring strike during her career, would have really helped her
I might make some emergency CM11 test rooms after some remakes later...
My team is 1 SS and 2 S+ that can do well but have some clear flaw. The finals are going to filter everyone but the triple SS and SS+/Ug guys right? What am asking is, I am not going to win right?
>>736193249I can't run fronts because I don't love any of them. Maybe I would hang out with them and go to the arcade with them, but I wouldn't date them or marry them or anything like that.
Tama status?
>2-3>3-2>1-4>1-4I got to finals and I'm still pretty fucking pissed at the amount of bullshit I witnessed in those racesHow do I stop taking this shit so seriously
>>736193346There's always a chance
>>736193209Perfect useable at LB1, which means minimal investment required.Won't be replaced until Mejiro Ramonu drops, which comes with Grand Masters scenario.
>>736193209It's THE card for Ends. Daring Strike and Spurt, Homestretch Haste, and Tail Held High in hints
>3/20The plan for Group B finals is still intact
What is more despair inducing than going against a great mood SS+ Bourbon.
>>736193353I'm happy to announce that Tama and I are finally having a baby.
>>736193209It's just a really good End card, ok as a general use. The biggest advantage is only needing to get it to lb 1 to get most of it's good points. If you are using it for general use, Ramonu will eclipse it
Bro I'm getting fucking wiped. It's not even close either, I've been bottom 3 multiple times. I'm fucking 5/15 for round 2 and I'm waiting several hours before the last try.
>>736193392>>736193470>muh ramonuYou use CB WITH ramonu bros
>>736193496NO NOT MY $CREEKCOIN
>>736193467That baby? Yeah me
>>736193505Well yeah, by the time actual playable CB drops you are using Ramonu for your int.
>>736193467How are you gonna feed them?
>>736193446HOLY BOOBA
>>736193496
The Smart Falcon of Turf!
Why does every group suddenly have XOguris that always ult at the right time, what the fuck.
>>736193496kek
Thanks to the umamusume collab with Makibao I've gone in a bit of a rabit hole investigating this manga and man it's so soulful, also my wife is cool AS FUCK in it
>>736193650They figured it out.
>>736193650Yeah COguri being bad is the biggest meme this cup.
>>736193467I'm sorry that your wife died in childbirth.
>3-2>5-0>1-4>5-0This is all over the place damn
>>736193706Huh, they do look kinda similar
Not looking good for... huh?
>>736193390I miss spending a night in the onsen with my horse wife and mistresses
Tama belongs to the grey beast
>>736193796Not looking good for my anus!
>>736193796That. Will. Be. YOUR. Butt.
>>736193814I miss spending my time playing a fun video game
>>736193706Also for any Brianfag ITT, she's also in Makibao>>736193783Thanks for the pic!
So, how fucked I'm for the mant cms if I don't have X.Oguri,V.Bourbon or S.Maru? It's time to become a 10th grade shitter?
>>736193892I mean you can always take a break until GL. Mant IS too time demanding.
>>736193923LOOK AT THIS GRAPH
What's the point of suicide Suzukas?My Kitasan stayed in second and rocketed past her to victory since her skill also works from 2nd place.
>>736193898So cool...
>>736193796BASEDBUTT PICKERS RISE UP
>>736193923
>>736193796not looking good for danchou
>"concentration removes late start">late start with my bourbonUhhhhh
>>736193923I have VBourbon and SMaru and I'm using Golshi, Hayahide and Fukukitarmor
>>736193990Concentration is still a witcheck skill you can fail, same as groundwork/TTL
>>736193724Taishin's mom survived, Tama shouldn't have issues. But you will probably have umalet children.
>>736193953How am I going to explain that to danchou?
>>736193990It's still a witcheck
>>736193990still requires wit check to use it
How do you advance to A? I won 2 times in a round.
>>736194027>>736194046>>736194067MOTHERFUCKERI HAVE 1000 WIT
>>736193990Late start will pop up on your screen anyway but it will do nothing if your Concentration procs
>>736193505I get what you mean but spd El eclipses Kita but you can still use both, never said it was impossible
>>736193898And one last thing, in Makibao all the salarymen come out of their jobs on the weekend and take all their clothes off before going to the racecourse to bet on horses like addicts, becoming "Gehas". So they are basically us, this is what we look like
>>736193923S.Maru is never the best but always like 3rd best horse at everything. Incredibly solid.VBourbon is very very strong. Literally the perfect frontrunner only with default skills.Haven't played CM12 yet but it seems XOguri is very dominant there and not much else. I won Arima without her and in Longsloppa she fine but kinda niche. In Mile she was also just fine. She seems to be the queen of Medium.
>>7361940843 wins in a round for A finals ONLY if you're in group A for round 2
>>736194084You win 3 times in a 5 match round.
>>736194094Did I stutter?
>>736193650She got the "timing" right.
>>736193923In YGO terms, they are basically full power Tearlaments while you're playing Trickstars, and you're going second. You must bring Dominators and pace/front speed debuffs, there is no other way to win against that comp.
>>736194123>>736194126Well fuck me.
>>736193796>>736193984coup status rising
>>736194105me getting ready for late night kei/v/a
someone make a compilation of all the april fools' club changes
>>736193957To cuck other umas out of proccing Angling from not being first
My RIVALS are gonna win their 7th-9th plat and im forever stuck with 6, I am a fucking failure
>>736193957rabbit tech to make a front duel her and run ever further beyond the other fronts, might backfire though
what are you doing neigha
>>736194105>>736194239DO NOT OPEN
>>736194094>not 1200Time to hit the books bozo.
CLOCK CHECKSHOW ME YOU ARE NOT BRICKED
>>736194204But I was told debuffers were cope and useless until Summer Golshi letting you double dominate
>>736194336If it can slow someone down by even ½ a length it may be worth it over running a jobber who never wins
>>736194416Is it over for me?
>>736194362>>736194416kek
>>736194434That's correct. Stamina debuffers like nice natie dont do anything.
>>736194204Behold, my triple Dominator comp.
>>736194105imagine if this happened in uma and all the ojisans swarmed the racetrack after the race ended and brutally gangraped all the tired, helpless umaslike hypothetically haha
>>736193956>>736193976>>736194013>>736194106>>736194204Goddamit, I guess I will have to do what I can with my umas then, to at least reach A finals in these next cms
>>736194434it is cope, but there is really nothing else you can do. just cope with speed debuffs and pray your umas proc their skills at the right time.
>>736194336I thought about recycling a debuffer for my third slot just because of how miserable this scenario is to play.
>lb3 kita>lb3 bakushin >lb2 guts ines>lb1 finemo>lb0 creekthese are the meta cards i have, do i just keep the two tickets or should I use em?
>>736194416Chrono chan...why do you wanna see my cock...
>>736194416It's finally stabilizing after a massive freefall from 801.
>>736194551MLB your kita, save the rest.
>>736194105Me on the left
>>736194094My Vbon got multiple wins through late start in both roundsI don't buy Conc
>>736194517Even a tired uma can beat the shit out of the average unhealthy frail salaryman
Is this the thread? How many metaslaves have you killed?
I love potential woman.
>>736194553Your club doesn't have penis inspection days?
>>736194551If you MLB your speed cards, you'll be set for MANT and a little bit beyond.
>>736194597is mlb kita really that huge of a upgrade?
HASHIRE HASHIREMAKIBAO>UMA UMAHONMEI ANAUMA KAKIWAKETE
>>736194642You're late anon kun.And yes, I've slaughtered a fuckton of whaleoids.
Ground Control to Major Tom...
>>736194673You get almost double the special priority, its a cards youre gonna have in EVERY deck, there is no reason not to have her MLB.
>>736194716did it explode yet?
>>736194416Already burned around 200 of them, I'm literally ngmi.
did /v/ma do something for april fools yet
Danchou's April Fool's joke did NOT amuse me.
>>736194642>ArdanKINOYou would be wise to join ASTER
>>736194850Speaking of ASTER, there is a slot that just opened up...
I think I caught one, does this count?
DANCHOUCHANGE BACK TO /V/OONERS FOR THE DAY ALREADY
Can umas breathe in space?
>>736194780Your circuits dead, there's something wrong...
>>736194914Its a doable F2P for a day1 player that only pulls for meta (and is lucky) but yes, it smells like whale to me.
>>736194812danchou kicked the highest earners
>>736194812Yeah they deleted the club after assassinating Oy Neigh's danchou
Least exciting CM of all time man.
>>736194914This is technically possible if they got lucky on the Riko free pulls and either one of Creek/Fine, but more likely than not, it's a whale.
>>736195041Longslop is lucky that I love ends. I do not like fronts though.
>She's back after the Falco eventFUCKING YES, MY FAVORITE EVENT!
Does she draw dimes?
>>736193956Every time I look it makes me laugh.
>>736195086All frontslop does NOT draw
>look around all the club menus to change the name>nearly click DISBAND in the processwew
>>736195079Paizuri is back on the menu!
>>736195079Out clocks will not survive boosted mob umas in MANT
>>736195129DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>736195129Ever wondered if that button has a confirmation pop-up?
did they drop the monthly timeline yet?
>>736195129I could disband the club as a joke....
>>736195193You won't be able to use B.Seiun as an ace for 7 whole months
>>736195079Imagine trying to survive junior year G3s in Kiseki mode.
>>736195198tell me about Neo Universewhy does she love me so much?
>>736195212I thought this was narita brian.
>>736194929They aren't superheroes, that we know at least, probably in the umaquest VR world
>>736195242And if you want me to elaborate; despite being able to run miles and mediums, she can't use Angling and Scheming unless you do some genetic fuckery, so she only sees use during long CMs where she's as strong as Kita.
>>736193796sorry danchou but i'm picking my bvtt today
>>736195242>April 5What's Ligne?
>>736195246Mob uma simulator
when is stakes' day?>inb4 hurr its finals daywhen is finals' day?
>>736195079FUCK YEAH THE TITTIES ARE BACK
>>736195306Saturday
>>736195212
>>736194094Even if you have max wit, there's still a sub-10% chance you fail a witcheck. Yes it's bullshit
>>736195242>altslop>lolislop >whoslop>altslop>KINOIt's gonna suck waiting that long, I got a spark.
>>736195306Like 4 days
>>736195041Until the next one.
>>736195372>Whoslop and he posts Fujin
>>736195041>Least exciting CM of all time man.ENTER
>>736195242>FIVE UMA BANNERSJesus, we are accelerating past MANT.
>>736195372Based
>>736195371>higher wit has lower activation at times>tfw to intelligent too proc skills
>>736195242>Ines bannerI have 2LB Ines and 1LB Turbo. Never use them. Do I go for this banner?Ines is supposed to be good at some point, maybe nowI have 0 Ayabe SRs and miss one Flower SR for MLB
>>736195371Don't forget that it's impossible to hit 100% proc rate even with 3000 wit
>>736195445Can basically attribute that to margin of error. After a certain point it's diminishing returns, but wit helps with other stuff than skill activation so it's good to max it out especially for some races/styles
/v/ma won?
I'm...not gonna make it bros...
>>736195041That's every longslop race doe
>>736195430Nano, wagie is /v/ma approved.
>>736195549>closed kek I regret missing that thread, that's a new one
>>736195371Skill activation rate pretty much softcaps at around 600 wit. Everything after that is for positioning and target speed, more or less.
>>736183246More like high AUT stat.Got a nice one
>>736195492She's the closest thing to a guts Kitasan. We still haven't seen if guts decks are superior to speed/power/wit decks, so you should wait and see.I expect guts decks to be the best option for those who don't have any of the good cards, mainly the big three. Otherwise, traditional decks are probably stronger
>>736195579Don't take away her hat, if you do that she will die.
>>736195614Damn, haven't gotten becca at all.
>>736195579>>736195634the dumbass visor is so iconic that she looks like a completely different uma without it
>>736195572GRIND, TIME TO GRIND
>only got 2 victories max each round I’m redoing everything again.>>736035393 this anon here.Does anything change if I have the sr cafe at 40 and enough points to get 4 haru ssr cards?
She will never be real, huh...
>>736195549>>736195610What does locked/closed mean? I never saw it before, also what does it matter if it got deleted?
>>736195750literally who
>>736195750She walked so ines fujin could run.
>>736194246i think i got everything
>>736195776
>>736195242>37k carrats>NEED Ballroom Fuji and Cheer KingAm...am I gonna make it, bros?
>>736195620I've tried a few guts runs so far but I have had better results with the usual wit setupsI have MLB Kita, FM. 1LB Creek that also never gets usedI'll play around with it more now that I'm not building long aces, but without Ayabe it seems kinda weak and I can't bring myself to borrow an SRI'll probably roll. Back to 50k + loadsa tix with all the recent gibs. After 2x sparks on megabanner and FM
>>736195750>the ending of Sun Visor's character arc is silently walking off into a crowd, never to be seen again
>>736195769Locked. No one can post, leading theory is that after schizo kun got banned. Once bump limit was reached it was immediately quarantined since it was out of control.Mods have been chill today, so they are based tonight.
>>736195746yeah, there is no reason to use a guts setup this CM, just keep going, if anything you can wait until very late (around 11 hours from now) and try your luck, it's way easier at those hours
Every time you end a run short this is who you hurt. Do you feel bad yet?
>>736195549Is tsuru sleeper stacked?
>>736195808
der/v/ BROS OUR RANK!?
>>736195746Can you post aces?
>>736195892Isn't that the same as Archived though? That's were I'm struggling to see the difference
>>736190208>HAHAHA>SALVATION>HEHEHEHEHE>IMAGINEWho is the Torres of umamusume?
>>736195808There's also an anon in /v/mapyoi who left and posted his ID here, looking for another club because /v/mapyoi was too reddit for his taste
>>736195610Funniest thing is it was locked and THEN it was deleted all right after hitting the bump limit
https://jiggie.fun/1J0KqYJiggie time!
>>736195549when do we get the cooler reio
>>736196042Its like archived where you cant post anymore but still in the catalog.
>>736195808Kek, you guys are hilarious, wuv you
>easy breazy beautiful round 1>1/4 2/3 2/3>Sometimes not even being in the top 4>Sometimes bottom 3 are all mineI'm a 4x plat holder, I've never felt this much difference between round 1 and 2.
>>736196065LELNOT LOOKING GOOD
>>736196097Holy shit, that changes everything, fucking hell what a mess. The mods finally stepped in?
>>736193796bvtt picking for goodness!
>>736196042The thread remains alive even after being locked. Thread in that pic was autosaged then when it hit the bump limit it was locked and 404'd a moment after.
>>736196160Do I look like a mod to you? Im not, I dont know and we wont know.It was just funny.
>>736196065Is it a joke or does he actually need a club?
Why is janny not being mean today? He was busy deleting comments calling the April Fools event shit or something?
>>736196082>MLP music instantly playsDANCHOU?!?!?!
>80% win rate drops to 50%Is it over?
>>736196320The sooner people realize the janny is not the TRVE enemy is when /v/ma will finally achieve peace.
>>736195808It's just too sovl
>>736196327You should know by now to stop getting cocky after round one.Pay attention to the guys you beat as well. I had a high win rate then I check the opponents and it's a bunch of A+ shitters who didn't even try. That doesn't happen nearly as often in graded A round 2. The playing field becomes much more level
>>736195808r/Umapyoi also changed to Reddit Ship
I'm only getting matched against whales in round 2 I'm going to be demoted at this rate
>>736196372>see some comment thanking the janny>"see janny isn't that bad guys! thank you for your kind wor-">thread immediately 404'dyeah naw
I sure hope that a club sends my promised invite soon...
>>736196398i'll update the image later
>>736196289>danchou didn't take the joke well>/v/ doesn't allow club hopping>actually clublessOh no no no no no
>>736194680Is this the most SOVLFUL gacha of all time?https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2038994844895658250
My Mejiro team performed way better in Group B. I'm glad.
Damn this guy's crazy. It was funny watching her get 5th place
>>736195372Fujinbro I have a few questions. I am currently doing research to make better.. uh... content.Is Fujin the big sister type that has to provide for all her little siblings and that's why she has all those jobs? Does she love her siblings very very much?Does she see her torena as kind of a little brother that must be protected and pampered too? This is all extremely important info and I need to know if my headcanons align with reality. Thank you in advance.
So is *ASTER* a Teio club for april fools?
>>736196493
>>736196605ASTER is a BNW club now.
Made it to A finals, the rest does not matterFuck this gay longslop
Winning variation? What's the variation in winning, exactly?
>>736196605>>736196658Looking or not looking good for Teiobros?!?!?!
>>736196553Yes, yes, no (but its hot so yes)
>>736196694Her winrate
>>736196685Big Head takes yet another club....
>>736196694This one anon's heart
>75% win rate day 1>less than 50% win rate todayI don't feel so good bros. Still made A finals though.I swear most of my losses were to idiots that just got lucky with Radiant.
I matched with a /uma/ trainer in their profile but their club said r/Umapyoi what's up with that
>guy that reserved a club spot hasn't left his shitty B club yetAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
>>736196818Its april fools anon
>>736196818(You) shouldn't have found out that this goes deeper than previously thought.
>>736196818We were all fucking reddit all along bro. It's all true.
