>Recontextualizes 20 years of porn as incest.Why are the French like this?
Why can't any of these threads be about anything but porn?
Booru taggers are losing their shitArtists that say they'd never draw incest are losing their shitLiterally every single piece of art of Peach so much as giving bedroom eyes to Rosalina is now sister x sister incest
>>736184094The French grew up with 2D naked children everywhere on tv
>>736184194Peach and Rosalina are literally the perfect blonde bimbo archetype. What else is there to talk about aside from them only being good for sex?
>>736184289>Shatters your perception of the character
>>736184194Because there are mountains of porn made of these two together and Peach and Rosalina being sisters isn't really that scandalous on its own, but what's scandalous is the idea that all of that porn was actually incest the whole time.
>>736184289The film does heavily imply she gave birth to all those lumas instead of just being their caretaker like in the games.
>we used to live on a tiny empty planetUh, so are they immortal or something
>Make Peach and Rosalina sisters>Heavily imply that the Lumas are Rosalina's actual children>There's a scene at the end of the movie where they hold hands and it looks like they're about to kissAlright, which one of you fucks wrote the screenplay for this? This has /d/ fetishism all over it.
>>736184094This is worse than when Grusha was revealed to actually be a dude
flick's not canon regardless so who cares
>>736184432To be fair, under globohomo values there's actually no secular argument against incest. The only reason it would be scandalous is because for some reason incest is associated with poor whites (the most hated and spat on group in America) despite the fact that other races engage in the practice far more often.
>>736184702They also made Fox gay for Mario, which I don't really mind honestly
>>736184702>>736184875I can't believe that Illumination stole my fanfics.
>>736184702Miyamoto really liked all the Frozen incest porn, you see.
>>736184094Movies are a separate continuity.
Futa cock
>>736184194What are you talking peach threads are only AGP stuff <3
>>736185065All games are separate continuities, Galaxy features a different continuity in the same game after everyone dies.
>>736185065Yes, but for how long will it be until the movies' success influence the games anyway?We already saw they were willing to change the box art of Peach's game to make her look like her movie counterpart in order to boost sales.
>>736184094>>736184261wha happen
>>736185246Millions of yuri artists were accidentally turned into incestfags today.
Ok but there is genuinely nothing wrong with sister "incest"Girls act gay with each other all the time so why is it weird when sisters do it
>>736184261>Chick on Chick>Sure>Chicks with dicks>No Problem>Chicks with dicks fucking other chicks>You got it boss>Chicks with dicks fucking other chicks who are their sister>WOAH HEY WE GOT A PROBLEM BROWhat is it with incest specifically that makes people lost their shit?
>>736184094Pretty sure only extreme normalfags are going to let fan fiction tier movies alter the art they draw.
>>736184737That was the same day in his bio which calls him a he. Rosalina/Peach is something you could have been a little kid with and an adult now.
>>736185258Movie canon revealed that Peach and Rosalina are long lost sisters. Everyone's in a panic that they retroactively drew incest porn because they don't know whether or not this applies to game canon since even if Nintendo said they're different canons, the movies are still eligible to have an impact on the games.And even beyond that, virtue signalers can still maul them simply because the movie will become the most well known version of the character and continuity, so everyone's going to think "oh they're sisters!" even in different canons.
wait is this an april fools joke or not
>>736184094The best timeline btw
OkSo who's gonna be the first guy to draw them fucking while leaning into the incest bit though
>>736185389thanks for explainingI'm not surprised it's about exactly retarded as I expected normalfags to be
>>736185352You are supposed to feel repulsion towards your own family
>>736185549Sorry to disappoint you, but that's not true.
>>736185352>Girls act gay with each other all the timeYou really need to get off the Internet
>My fucking face in 5 - 10 years when people whose first exposure to Mario as kids start posting online and try to brigade Peach x Rosalina porn because it's "incest".
>>736185549Only because of pedophile uncles who molest their nieces and nephews, or pedophile grandfathers who molest their grandsons and granddaughters.
>>736184094>futa_on_female>cumflation>impregnation>incest
>Miyamoto says he talked with Koizumi about the relationship between Peach and Rosalina during the development of Super Mario Galaxy and they never came to a conclusion:>“When we were developing Super Mario Galaxy, the director for that game, Yoshiaki Koizumi, and I were discussing what Rosalina and Peach’s actual relationship was. We had this vague idea about what their actual relationship could be, and how it would play into the concept of space. We had a lot of discussion about this, but we never came to a conclusion.>So we decided that let’s take this opportunity to give this idea some meat and get into the specificity of it, and we had a lot of fun having this discussion back and forth."IT'S FUCKING MIYAMOTO SANCTIONEDOH SHIT BROS
>>736185246lmao
>>736185801If he thinks this is gonna stop people from drawing Peach and Rosalina fucking each other, he's wrong. I mean it might with some of the weaker artists, but plenty of people won't be swayed by this JK Rowling tier retcon shit.
>>736184094>two blonde people>must be relatedPart of White Genocide, to be honest.
>>736185621When I went to school girls smooched and sat on each others laps because they were such good friends
>>736185927I sincerely doubt this is to stop PeachRosa porn, he just wants to copy Frozen.
>>736184094I'm just gonna come out and say it. Barefoot loli Rosalina was sexy as FVCK, the French are kinopilled
>>736185927I don't think he was thinking of the porn at all and just wanted to copy Anna and Elsa without really thinking things through. He also kind of notoriously hates Rosalina's storybook so he might have seen this as a way to retcon it out of existence.
>>736185976>>736186067I didn't think Miyamoto was THAT much of a hack honestly, but I guess I have to reevaluate.
There was also vague motherlike implications between Rosalina and Mario in Galaxy 1 so any retard who thinks a movie is gonna imply incest in pornogrpahy theyre gonna need to reconcile literally 45 years of smut as if their stupid twitter opinions matter.
>>736186120His employees always tell stories about how much of a control freak he is, he is also obsessed with Disney for some reason.
>>736186120Did you miss the part where Mario was originally just a Popeye expy, and Donkey Kong was based on King Kong?
Peach and Rosalina sucking eachother's massive futa cocks was one thingbut incest is TOO FAR
>>736184194Name something about Rosalina other than her design and voice
>movie canonWho gives a fuck
>>736186303Normalfags do, because to them "it's all the same shit" since they correctly understand Miyamoto's vision of "Mario doesn't need canon, it's all fast and loose", but also don't understand that the sisters thing ONLY applies to the movies and even if Nintendo made a statement saying "no, they aren't sisters in the games" they'd get pissy because "so why is it that way in the movie???? if you don't want them to be sisters don't make them be sisters in the first place, idiots".
>>736186295She's a heavyweight.
>>736184548Brother, she is caller Mother by the Lumas. Rosalina is basically the Mother of the Universe itself as she birthed a new Universe after the end of Mario Galaxy.
>>736186120>"Miyamoto-San was very persistent in where he wanted the Boom-Booms placed for Super Mario Bros. 3" he told us. "He was profusely sweating and at some point he started firing programmers who disagreed on the spot. That man is a genius."
Nothing wrong with incest if both people are same sex as it will not result in a malformed abomination being birthed.
>Peach and Rosalina porn gets the incest tag slapped onto it>The most annoying motherfuckers alive vanish from the creation or enjoyment of this content because they are feeble minded and retardedSounds like a win to me.
>>736186593Haha yeah, and now instead of good artists making that porn, we get 10 million more AI slop gens!
>>736185646
>>736186629None of the actual worthwhile artists are gonna stop drawing this kind of thing.
>>736184702There's also the poster with her BIG FUTA COCK
Wait, are Peach and Rosa actually sisters now? Which one's the older one? How tf did Rosa end up in the Mushroom verse AND outer space?
Oh no...Artists are now going to have to include dialogue like "thanks sis" as Rosalina unloads her massive futa cock into Peach...How awful...
>>736186714Not only is this true, but new artists will show up explicitly because there's now incest involved.
>>736185226>in order to boost sales.Didn't work
It's as if shadman got one of his wishes granted, or CwC, whichever is worse
>>736185320That one guy always drawing incest yuri is gonna lose his fucking mind though.
>>736186837Because it was a hail mary from the very start. No one was going to care about Princess Peach's Minigame Collection for Disney Princess Girls, and even porn artists couldn't be bothered with the treasure trove of costumes to make porn out of.
I felt a great disturbance in the Net, as if millions of incest artists suddenly cried out in joy and were suddenly drawing
>>736184702>Heavily imply that the Lumas are Rosalina's actual childrenHow?
>Incestuous vore
>>736186932Wish we lived in the alternate universe where Showtime was actually a game with gameplay that was fun for more than just toddlers so it could have had a more general audience and thus gotten more art with her outfits.
>>736187036Even super princess peach on the DS was more serviceable as a game.Kinda pathetic
>>736186730>>736187007There's gonna be a flood of porn where they explicitely mention being sisters huh
>>736186719Rosalina is the older sisterRosalina sent peach to the mushroom kingdom because together they have some kind of super power and it attracted some evil force who wanted to steal it
>>736184094>>Recontextualizes 20 years of porn as incest.>Why are the French like this?wut>>736184702>Make Peach and Rosalina sisterswhat
>>736187263Are you retarded, tripfag-kun? Read the words on your screen. There's nothing more to it than that.
>>736187263Maybe read the thread before posting tripfaggot
>>736187263>Tripfag is retardedThank you for your contribution
>>736184875BASED, he's been friendzoned by peach far too much
>>736185246even better
>>736186067>He also kind of notoriously hates Rosalina's storybook so he might have seen this as a way to retcon it out of existence.uh. mario if true
>>736185801>IT'S FUCKING MIYAMOTO SANCTIONEDHe had to approve the whole movie, of course he sanctions it.
>>736186303yeah nobody should give a fuck. these movies are non canon. same as sonic movies.
>>736184094>>736184702hot
>>736184815>there's actually no secular argument against incest.Besides the fact that your babies will likely be deformed and at least be highly susceptible to health problems, and its kinda fucked up to groom your younger sibling/child during a time when they are quite malleable and dependent on you.With those 2 caveats, as well as it not really hard to date literally anyone else, it just seems selfish to do it anyway, as if you can't get off unless your doing something your not supposed to. Which is fine in porno fiction land but is impractical in real life, where you actually don't spend all day having nothing but sex.
Y'all think the mario maker reference near the end will mean something for us? Maybe some of the stuff seen may get added to smm3 or not?
>>736185363if anything it should remind us of the fact, how absolutely meaningless "canon" or "lore" are for money-cow franchises like this, because everything could change overnight on the whim of some screenwriter having some stupid idea. Look at star wars and that whole "bleeding lightsaber crystals"-bullshit, which is just edgelord fanfiction, but is "canon" now. The most sane reaction is to simply not care anymore. Use your headcanon and be happy.
Probably the most based thing they could have done>>736187770I hope so.
>>736184094They want the Frozen audience.Not like I complain.
>>736187770>meet your makerKinda corny but I liked how they referenced kid's levels full of random stuff and tons of enemies
>>736187713>Besides the fact that your babiesWhich won't exist, if the participants are of the same gender.
>>736184194no new story based games with them. only odyssey giving us need-no man peach
>>736184094KEK it reminds me of all the rem artwork when he was released for deadlock only for him to be shown as a kid, every artist that dew porn had an absolute melty
>>736184386>Shatters your illusions of love
>>736187968My idea is that Smm3 will have a game mode where someone will add obstacles to a cpu ran player in real time
>>736184094>We don't want Mario and Peach to be a couple because we don't want to move from the status quo.>Oh btw Peach and Rosalina are sisters now.What did Shigeru Miyamoto mean by this?
>>736188167That sounds pretty cool ngl, but knowing Nintendo it would be laggy as fuck.
>>736187318>There's nothing more to it than that.can peach give birth to lumas? what if mario impregnates her or bowser? there's more to it, you useless underthinker
>>736184432It wasn't though, unless Miyamoto's been keeping this under wraps for 20ish years. Discontinuities don't affect earlier canon. That's the whole point of an actual retcon, to make discontinuities flow with the established canon.
>>736188314It sounds like he actually WAS sitting on this for 20 years.>>736185801
>>736184094>Rosalina and Peach are sisters Yeah, this is probably going to be canon. That would easily explain off why Rosalina is hanging around with Mario and them instead of actually doing space goddess shit. It would also finally provide a canon reason where Peach came from and why she's not...you know a toad. Ironically enough I always interpreted the original story book in Galaxy 1 to imply Rosalina was like some Great Great Great Great Aunt or Cousin because she seemed to come from royalty but the time she spent in space ended up being centuries because the star bits kept her young.
>>736185389I hope anyone thats legitimately upset about this has their house explode so they know what a real problem looks like
>>736184094The movie isn't canon.
>>736187713>Besides the fact that your babies will likely be defor—racemixing is worse than incest.deformities in incest need time to express themselves, and even then, wuth planning, you can breed out those bad genes which turns the argument inside out: now incest is the preferable method of reproductiongenetic engineering is soon to be a thing so racemixing and incest discusdion might become fucking irrelevanteither way incest is only forbidden because of centralization of wealth, nobody in the higher spheres cares about le deformities. that's just slop for the masses
>>736187972but that's where the girldicks come inalso this captcha is a good one
>>736188447The kings on SMB3 are also not Toads tho
>>736186120just between you and me - i think he ordered the mob hit on yokoi because he was pissed wario land was showing him up>>736187118perry should come back so he can find his dad. but that would never happen under miyamoto, and he probably already went ahead and conditioned all his employees to ask "what would miyamoto do" at every turn too
>>736187263Go back to /dng/ you dumb spic
>>736188797>perry should come back so he can find his dad. but that would never happen under miyamotoPauline’s story in Bananza was basically just a girl version of Perry
I can't believe Mr Game & Watch is fucking dead
>>736185621It's more of a comparison thing. Women and girls will be a lot more open and close and affectionate and physical with each other than men and boys because "muh fahgatree" bullshit that men spread doesn't apply to girls since they're considered lesser regardless. It's actually really fun, you should try being a woman.
>>736188887how ironic coming from you
>>736188560Doesn't matter, Mario is notorious for adapting elements of other media as canon.Super Mario Bros live action movie and old cartoons is not canon. But Mario and Luigi's origin being from New York and plumbers as a trade is canonized.Mario Bros 2 USA eg Doki Doki Panic is not canon. But the official series has canonized the shyguys and nearly every moveset Mario, Luigi, Peach and Toad had into every main and spinoff game.
>>736184194
>>736188623lollmao
>>736188797That is somehow an even dumber conspiracy theory than “Bananza was Miyamoto’s grand plan thirty years in the making to get revenge on Rare for making Donkey Kong Country”
>>736185363It's instinctive to be repulsed by it. Even I, a dyed-in-the-wool fan of fictional incest, have no attraction to most of my female family members. But that possibly also betrays a second reason-- on top of being forbidden it's kinda hot. "Hot and forbidden" is a deadly deadly combo in our society, see also being gay or furry or into lolishit.
>>736189168What if i'm into furry yuri incest with a large age gap?
>Gais the movie's not canon don't worryAs if that's ever stopped Nintendo before, let alone an element Miyamoto personally signed off on. I'm genuinely expecting Rosalina to mention being Peach's sister in her next appearance now.
>Porn rabbit hole might become even bigger
>>736188429eh, more like he saw that Mario is eternally just a sketch of an actual universe rather than something fleshed out and wanted to address that, but you may be right, in which case fuck my ass and call me Susan, Miyamoto is brilliant
>>736189090It's not a joke though. There's no punchline. I want to masturbate.
man this is a real meeting of the minds
>>736186509sauce?
>>736184194Because you're on /v/, stupid.
>>736189502LOL
>>736189168>It's instinctive to be repulsed by it.that's not true. repulsion is the result of yyou actually LIVING WITH them. this applies even to non-blood related people (knowing this please recontextualize certain "my childhood friend falls in love with me" stories)separated from birth siblings will INSTICTIVELY attract each other because in its in our genes to feel attraction to those with similar genesbtw sigmund freud and carl jung are retarded jewish faggots
>>736184094not canon
>>736187028>incestuous girlcock vore
The fact that Riz just incidentally drew a peach x rosalina piece today is so fucking funny to me. He found out about the sister thing too lmao
People make way more degenerate Peach x Rosalina shit than fucking incest man who cares?
>>736185363this guy needs to do more rosa x peach
>>736190072Incest raw futa impregnation
>>736190072normalfag retards acting like its the most shocking thing ever made, probably underage to boot
>go through all the peach x rosalina images on rule34>report every artist's patreon and subscribestar for violating code of conductshould have learned to code :^)
>>736188667there it is, the nazis always come back to incest, and they call the rest of us degeneratesalso good job fucking up your trips lmao
>>736184094WELCOME TO MY WORLD.
>>736185363Me and Rosalina: https://files.catbox.moe/2jzhxv.mp4
>>736190163>subscribestarkek they don't give a fuck
>>736190163>substarI don't think they care. They're even now going out of their way to dodge payment processors.
>>736190269>>736190307>he doesn't know
It just makes it hotter. It could only get hotter if Rosalina was older and turned out to be Peach's mom.
>>736189168>most
>>736190072>>736190159Oh I'm not complaining, I just find it really fucking funny. And kind of hot.
>>736189656fuck OFF fuckin nazi
if I was an artist I'd take advantage of this to do even more rosa x peach since its basically free real-estate attention right nowhowever, im lazy
>>736190163>Miyamoto singlehandedly moves even more artists to Pixiv Fanbox
>>736190512But he's not wrong though. That repulsion doesn't develop if like you suddenly gain a step sister at 16 years old. You're probably going to just see her as a girl you might potentially wish to fuck.
>>736189246
>>736189246>furry onee-loliDoes this shit even exist?
>>736190631I didn't say he was wrong I told him to fuck off. Now fuck off.
>>736190774If it does it's probably mostly Cream and Vanilla.
>>736190198>>736190512>nazis out of nowherewhy would i care about the stupid germans? all they ever did in regards to genetic engineering was the development of twins. they know jackshit about genetics otherwise
>>736184194What else is there to talk about? Mario gameplay has been so simplistic and consistent for decades that it's like the default boomer assumption of what all video games are like. Are you hoping for deep, nuanced analyses of the lore? Impassioned debates over the nuances of their characterization? The deep, complex philosophical and political implications hidden within?No? Porn it is. Kill yourself.
>>736190601Honestly whatever artists go all-in on the incest angle are about to get a fuckload of free publicity. I'd be right on top of that shit right now.
>>736190987>Are you hoping for deep, nuanced analyses of the lore? Impassioned debates over the nuances of their characterization? The deep, complex philosophical and political implications hidden within?anything is possible if we tryhard hord enough
So if someone made Yuri off these two can they lose money now because some websites ban incest?Maybe companies need to start doing this more often.
>>736190917really? you were complaining about muh jooz right here >>736189656
>>736191223that makes a commie though. viva palestine
>>736191089I will submit my headcanon that the Mushroom Kingdom is a vassal state of Sarasaland.
>>736190987>>736191089Peach is out of character any any time she isn't acting like a ditzy naive bimbo like in sunshine and super princess peach.
>>736186303Bro, the games are separate canons themselves. Hell, SMG had two continuities because Rosalina resets the universe after everyone dies
>>736191195Seeing as how everything's moderated by AI now, as soon as the "PEACH AND ROSALINA ARE SISTERS NOW" buzz starts going places and get fed into the data banks, every algorithm is going to automatically declare PeachRosa as incest and flag any iterations of it, even if it was before anyone except Miyamoto and Koizumi even knew these two were sisters.
>>736191195If anything this just furthers the argument that applying these standards to fictional characters whose canon is subject to changing on a whim is kind of retarded.
>>736184094>"We do not want Mario and Peach to be in a loving relationship otherwise we'll mess with the canon. Mario and Peach are not a couple. Stop pushing this narrative, it's very disrespectful.">"ROSALINA AND PEACH ARE SISTERS NOW EVERYONE! WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS NEW DEVELOPMENT AS FAR AS WE CAN! THIS IS OFFICIALLY CANON! WE'RE NOT CHANGING IT!"Make it make sense.
what does this mean for royal rendevous 2
>>736184702kek
>>736191671They don't want people to be concerned about romance/sex in a game for fucking babies you moron. I know we joke around a lot about it and the games are fun enough but you fuckers really need to grow up. This is brony tier behavior. Stop expecting a franchise for literal children to grow up with you.
>>736184094Why do people think that the movie changes anything though? Are they retarded?
>>736192358SF6 recent controversy didn't tell you anything?
>>736192358It's funny
>>736191269I would ask what the fuck you're talking about but really I don't care, just fuck off to wherever you came from, trippy
>>736192331Anon, we're not asking it to grow up, we're asking it to stay the same, where Peach rewarded Mario with a loving kiss. for rescuing her.
>>736192331>Romance between man and woman BAD>love between women GOODRetards like you are part of the problem.
>>736192576They are sisters tho, fraternal love is understandable, Mario expecting to fuck Peach isn't
>>736184261pics or didn't happen
>>736184702jeez, damn
futaGODS are eating good
>>736184702This movie has futa incest? Already I'm watching it
>>736192647No one is talking about fucking you manchild. Get your mind out of the gutter. There's literally nothing wrong with Mario and Peach being a couple. Even if it's an on and off thing. Treating it likes it's bad or should never happen is a bad faith argument.
They want to mutilate and molest children but teo attractive adults having consensual sex frightens them because "le incest". They'll post Alabama memes despite urban jews and blacks constantly raping children in their own families
my collection just got a lot better
>>736192576>Romance between man and woman FINE>love between women HOTGlad I could help you out, pal.
>>736192428Now hold on, the controversy with Alex was a mess of different factors. Former lore painting their bond as familial, SF6's new developments confirming a blood relationship in the same game he knocks her up, art that depicted Alex as a young lad holding Patricia as a baby juxtaposed with their fucking wedding day.This isn't remotely the same. Peach and Rosalina barely interact in canon material. Using PORN as a reference point shows how fucking warped your brain is.
>>736184094Haven't watched the movie yet. but what even is the point in making them long lost sisters? Sibling relationships are only like that because they grew up with eachother. Being related to somebody but having not grown up with eachother, would they not be the same as strangers?
>>736192831>There's literally nothing wrong with Mario and Peach being a couple.I agree. But Nintendo doesn't want you to think about Mario dicking down Peach, or anything of the sort. Anything they can do to enforce that will be done.
>>736192903Nintendo of America doesn't, you mean. They're the ones pushing this "they're just good friends ^_^" shit and it's not present in Japan.
>>736184756I'm curious about that... What do the maps all make of this?
>>736184432Funniest thing is how a single, arbitrary label like "age" or relationship status of a FICTIONAL CHARACTER fucks with the actual brains and behavior of these retards.Maybe this will make them wake up. Questioning their stupid "ideals". But who am I kidding lmao
>>736192331Bro, nobody gave a fuck about sanitized love between two characters in Mario before. Even media made for toddlers handle this subject matter.
>>736192867Peoples lives could literally be at steak here because Nintendo decided to make two characters related.Porn artists are literally going to get their lives cancelled for drawing sister incest now!
>>736184094... ... ... They weren't before?
>>736192659It begins
>>736193224No. Her backstory stated she had a brother not a sister.
>>736192845>Continues to think about sexActual coombrain. There's more to relationships than sex buddy. You've got a lot of growing up to do.Also you must be 18+ to post.
>>736193285Who cares though, they look more similar to each other than Mario and Luigi.
>>736187713>your babies will likely be deformedThis is objectively untrue, even from direct parent-child or sibling incest, let alone its most common appearance in cousins. In fact, it is generally more dangerous to have children when you're in your 40's --an increasingly common occurrence among ALL developed countries-- than to have children with your sister in your 20s
>>736189168>It's instinctive to be repulsed by itIt’s literally the norm in some parts of the world. Pakistan as a country is like 25% of the product of incest.
>>736193284Whats the difference?
Yuri shipping daughters are losing their minds rn
>>736193284wtf is the difference between incest and incest (lore)?
Pro-tip: this is the usual /v/ overreaction and there's only maybe a handful of artists who are outraged about this.
>>736193449>>736193473Incest (lore) is generally used when it's not readily apparent that two characters are related. It's kind of a retarded tag.
>>736193063COVID lockdowns forcing everyone to be terminally online and have nothing to do except nonstop consume fictional media and interact with people digitally (which makes it feel like a layer of fiction) unironically did irreversible damage to the psyches of countless people.
>>736184094There's PeachXRosalina porn? I've only ever seen maybe 3 pieces.
Rosalina and Peach being related was something they considered when making Galaxy and designing her. It just didn't make it into the final game beyond Rosalina having a younger brother who potentially continued their bloodline while she was off in space, eventually producing Peach.
>>736187203>it attracted some evil force who wanted to steal itIt really is that vague. What was the purple gas cloud? Who knows. Who cares, just shut up and bingbing wahoo at all these references! I just watched the camrip and it earned the 44%. The movie really is an adhd-riddled mess with references crammed every 2 seconds.
>>736184094qrd
>>736185363>reluctant older sibling incestanymore like this?
>>736193687read, nigger
>>736184094if you jack off to this shit you're already waaaaay past the event horizon of degeneracy
>>736193295We're in a thread that is primarily discussing the effect this reveal will have on porn artists. There are no gutters to get our heads out of, Anonymous, we're standing in the fucking sewer.
>>736193687R34 sites are massively banning and deleting Rosalina x Peach art because it's incest now
>>736185182The fact that people can put this much effort into drawing and no effort into checking their grammar is insane.Just read it out loud to your self and you'll immediately see what's wrong with it, you fucking retard.
Maybe....We shouldnt have been too harsh on the Mario Mandate
>>736193807Which ones? There isn't a single site I'm aware of that cares about incest.
>April Fools>Artemis II took off>Peach x Rosalina art is now canon or canon-adjacent incestDamn today was a good day
>>736184094Peach is our sun goddess now.
>>736193510>It's kind of a retarded tag.I think it makes sense. say two characters are canonically related to eachother, but do not look alike
>>736189056Miyamoto mentioned DK '81 and Mario Bros as taking place in New York in the 80s, and even as late as Super Mario 64 he still openly referred to Mario as an Italian-American, probably because he didn't realize the voice Martinet was using was a straight up Italian accent. That wasn't invented by third party adaptations, it was just something generally ignored by the video game franchise proper and the franchise at large until the Mario movie brought it back. Mostly because Mario being an American wasn't really that important, but easily utilized by people trying to turn games with zero plot into a syndicated cartoon.
>>736193594There's a new article on Forbes, seemingly Miyamoto and Koizumi revisited discussions regarding the relationship to come up with it.>https://www.forbes.com/sites/olliebarder/2026/03/31/shigeru-miyamoto-and-chris-meledandri-on-the-super-mario-galaxy-movie/>“When we were developing Super Mario Galaxy, the director for that game, Yoshiaki Koizumi, and I were discussing what Rosalina and Peach’s actual relationship was. We had this vague idea about what their actual relationship could be, and how it would play into the concept of space. We had a lot of discussion about this, but we never came to a conclusion. So we decided that let’s take this opportunity to give this idea some meat and get into the specificity of it, and we had a lot of fun having this discussion back and forth"I think the storybook in Galaxy 1 repeatedly showing off the silhouette of what's blatantly Peach's Castle locked in that they had to have some relation.
>>736194341>I think the storybook in Galaxy 1 repeatedly showing off the silhouette of what's blatantly Peach's Castle locked in that they had to have some relation.I swear I remember reading something about Shiggy fucking hating the storybook stuff and Koizumi having snuck it in.
>>736185182Westoid artist
>>736190512Shut your bitch ass up goycattle
>>736193437They aren't people so that's to be expected
>>736194617The attraction sign strat does not work, I thought we already knew this.
>>736189090>Joke
>>736190360He's out of the loop
>>736194617https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/2kg3Q6AeHJ2uwkdz7wrCMw/
>>736184094I can't believe Mario and Luigi are fucking sisters.
>>736194804It's a bot. You're replying to a bot expecting him to notice or care.
>>736185389In retrospect, it was one of those things we should have seen coming. They probably would make it canon in-game in due time.
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>>736184094>tfw sister/sister is one of my favorite things>tfw been fapping to Peach and Rosalina for over half my lifeOur god is an awesome god sometimes
>>736185389The movies are not canon at all, Nintendo has lost all right to make any decisions after they said Mario and Peach is just friends.It's as dumb as anything Disney does to Star Wars, Wizards of the Coast does to DND/Magic/Warhammer, Amazon does to LOTR. It's all just nonsense.Any series still respected? Indiana Jones doesn't seem TOO woke except female workers everywhere.
>>736194994What is it that you like about sister/sister pairings?
>>736194994well yeah it's a good show
>>736184094Same thing happened with Tiny Toons (the pink and blue bunnies were boyfriend/girlfriend and then 20 years later were made siblings). Companies are retarded, especially in that case since there were episodes of them dating.
>>736195008>Indiana Jones doesn't seem TOO wokelol lmaohave you seen the last one? I'll admit I didn't play the game because my PC is too weak but Weller ruined it.
>>736193636I liked it but yeah it's objectively bad. It's really aimed at nintendo fags who will pick all the references. The visuals are pretty, the animation is pretty. There's nothing more.
>>736195008>Nintendo has lost all right to make any decisions after they said Mario and Peach is just friends.That's just NoA being NoA because you can't have a normal straight relationship anymore, they even famously dance around Link and Zelda being a couple in BotW/TotK despite it being so fucking obvious they're a couple.Japan still treats Mario and Peach as an eternal "will they, won't they" couple, you just don't see it because NoA doesn't want you to.
>>736195008I just realized OP might have made an April fool's joke ...
>>736195156I've downloaded it but only played a bit in, haven't gotten to the latest DLC yet.
The fact that this movies legacy is rosalina futa and star fox says a lot about the film itself
>>736195234so game's off about our opinions but the movie is awful. Ford does get some say but he's so upped by Weller (I don't remember her character's name) due to age and being a white guy it's nauseating even though he still has to fix everything up at the end.
>>736195090>rare pairing>I like incest in general>sisters in animated media tend to be really hotOther than that it's probably just because I have a screw loose in general.
>>736194917Anon... he was talking about Wario and Waluigi
>>736184094Wait, I'm lost.I never played Galaxy but wasn't it a popular theory that Rosalina was directly related to Peach?
>>736195127>og show had the "no relation" running gag>made them related in the rebootThat had to be them straight-up fucking with everyone.
im gonna need to see some examples of this alleged incet porn
>>736187713What if they grow up together, see the worst part of each other, love each other, and decide to stay that way for life + sex?Yeah I know, people hate happy endings so its preferred to window shop and date and run through other people to 'find the right one' because god forbid the right one was with you from day 1.
They should reveal that Daisy and Pauline are also related to Peach. Total yuri annihilation.
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>>736195162My monkry brain did like noticing the references, the yoshi's island segment with the baby mario brothers caught me off guard, but the pacing was real sloppy. Wart, Mauser, and Birdo thrown in half-hazardly was kinda shit. Kids will definitely love it though.
>>736195090>women are hot>sexualizing lesbians is hot because it's 2 things i find hot>incest is desireable because it's taboo>sisters would be around the same age, so it's 2 youngish girls fooling around
>>736184194Because that's the only reason female characters exist. Same with women IRL
>>736195457>>736196118For me? It's Mother/Daughter
>>736196356BASED
>>736196356oyakodon is fun but I like them both older. granny and a hag.
>>736196356In the case of moms I prefer mom/son but you still have good taste.
>>736187972Did you forget the second part?Not to mention gay people exist, but are quite rare. Meaning that a majority of relationships are going to be heterosexual.
>>736196118>>sisters would be around the same age, so it's 2 youngish girls fooling aroundWhat about age gap sister incest
This movie was actually just flat out bad. I'm the biggest Mario autist too but that wasn't enough for me to not be annoyed for the whole thing. The Sonic movies are way cheaper but are better because they actually have a story and things happen in them rather than being a blisteringly fast-paced nothingburger with zero stakes. Also Rosalina and Peach being sisters is contrived.
>>736188667>racemixing is worse than incest.Oh you're one of those.
>>736193427So what do you do when you wanna fuck your child, or your child starts fucking each other?Isn't there at least some ethical concerns to be dating someone who is dependent on you?See, you might as well not do it unless you just can't get off unless you're doing something you're not supposed to.
>>736195756There's too lopsided power dynamics having that kind of relationship with someone dependent on you.Obviously all relationships is going to be give and take at times but someone at minute one is not fair to them.
>>736196461>>736196494>>736196503I love the implied dominance/mentorship in it. Mommy knows what's best for her little girl, and what's best is lots of sex.
>>736186719>>736187203I always thought Rosalina was Mario and Peach's daughter from the distant future who time travelled to the past
>the moralfagging arguments in every incest thread are back againThis is so stupid. Do you think gurofags constantly argue that mutilating people for sexual gratification is actually good and morally sound? Do vorefags argue that eating people alive is totally harmless and beneficial to society? Do inflationfags think the only reason they're not allowed to pump girls full of helium is because jews are holding them back? No? Incestfags need to do the same thing. It's just a fun thing to fap to because you're a degenerate and it should be left at that like everything else.
>>736184094Based Nintendo trolling leftoid yuricucks/futafags.
>>736196356Based pongldr enjoyer
>>736184094Because the French practically invented the "incest" genre of smut.
>>736185389>Everyone's in a panic that they retroactively drew incest porn because they don't know whether or not this applies to game canon since even if Nintendo said they're different canons, the movies are still eligible to have an impact on the games.Everything is canon upon themselves. Retcons aren't the be all end all unless the author says so, but the author can't change the past.The Star Wars movies obviously didn't have the Prequels in mind, and although they are canon, that doesn't change what the movies were.
>>736196884actually for me it's the reverse, daughter in heat teaching mother what it's like to let go.
