What will the third movie even be about? They don't have any other Mario games to reference
Yes they do
they made the same poster twice lol
>>736185721Are you blind?
>>736185532there's hundreds of mario games bro. next movie will probably be based on Land with Daisy and Wario. they also have the RPGs, Sunshine, Sports games, and Luigi's Mansion all left mostly untouched, and those are just the big ones. judging by the direction this movie went too, there will probably be more crossover with non-Mario Nintendo franchises.
Princess Peach will reach even higher levels of girlboss and go super-saianLuigi will get pussywhipped by Daisy (who will get utterly butchered by the movie) and him being a simp will be presented as "relationship goals"Mario will be somewhere in there jumping, stomping on turtles and getting pity wins so Tendies can continue to soiface and agressively defend this garbage.
>>736185753nigga i'm just saying they're extremely similar, i have functioning eyes
Super Mario Land
>>736185532>What will the third movie even be about?a Luigi x Daisy love story <3
>>736185532The third movie will be every single character from the mario franchise flashing on the screen for two hours while binaural beats come out of the speakers
>>736185532If you think about all the characters they had in this movie, and who is left out, obviously a 3rd movie would involve the Koopa Kids, maybe even them trying to conquer Daisy's kingdom.
>>736185532There's still Wonder, though who could stand an hour and a half of non-stop Wonder effects?
>>736185532>They don't have any other Mario games to reference
>>736185770Sunshine would be a fun concept for a Summer blockbuster but the game is too controversial to stake a movie on. Even the version on the 3D All Stars collection is a straight port of the GCN version with no bug fixes.
>>736185923And it will still outsell the Sonic movies 5x over. God damn I cannot imagine being a Sonicfag, just endless constant assrape and zero dignity yet they cling to life and hope things will get better.
>>736185532Still no Wario. He’s not really allowed to interact with Mario anymore though.
>>736185856they won't do a movie based on just one game, they need multiple games for one movie, just like this one was Galaxy+Sunshine+Oddysey+Yoshi's Island+Mario 2
>>736185923>You understand this reference>You know who this character is>You will subscribe to Nintendo Switch Online to see this character more>You will not ask for this character in the next Super Mario video game product>You will purchase the next Super Mario video game product>You love the Super Mario franchise
>>736185753are you?
>>736186118thisThey're probably gonna smash together Luigi's Mansion, Super Mario Land, Mario Wonder and some other shit that Daisy was in.
>>736186223and the next movie won't be about Daisy just because of the post-credits scene. Yoshi was the post-credits scene of the first movie and the second movie wasn't about him at all
The third movie is likely a combination of Land 1 & 2. To include both Daisy and Mario. The fourth movie could be a Paper Mario movie to change up the CG looks of the movie.
>>736185532>SMB2>Donkey Kong Country>SMB3
>>736185532>first movie teased Rosalina>second movie ended up being Galaxy>Galaxy teased DaisyThird game will be Land. Maybe both Land games meaning we might also finally be getting Wario
>people think it will be about some forgotten Mario gameIt will be Super Smash Bros.
Is the galaxy movie really bad or is this just another forced hate nonsense because "nintendo bad"?
>>736186510It's worse than first (Illumination) movie, but it's not "bad" if you keep perspective that this is a bing bing wahoo movie for children. Filled with member-berries, but not much else
>>736186510It's the first film, only worse pacing problems and an even thinner plot. Stuff really just happens.
>>736186510If you liked the first movie, you'll like this one too. It's pretty much the same stuff just with a few different characters and a plot that while different, has about all the same storybeats.
>>736186094Sonic has been going through humiliation rituals his whole life.
>>736186510>forced hateThe first movie was also shit, tendie.>have literally the simplest concept ever>fuck it up by wasting time on hero origin bullshit>fuck it up even more through modern retardation deciding Peach can't be a helpless feminine damsel in distress anymore so motherfucking luigi gets kidnapped for some reasonfucking lol
>>736186116Not after the incident
>Male-bros the critics are threatened by our le masculinity again, we must all go to see the Hollywood slop now cause it's Based™ or something.I need to unsub from RW youtube
>>736186510It's a fast paced 90 minutes roller coaster of Mario stuff brought to life. A few minutes of plot set up and then the characters get into nonstop action.
>>736186510It's not "that bad," but it is instantly forgettable fluff. It just depends what you want; There is inherent novelty to seeing Nintendo characters in the context of a theatrical film, but it's otherwise totally devoid of substance. Perfect for blast-havers to turn their brain off to, but for anyone else it's an easy skip.
>>736186510You can watch the camrip. It's bad.
>>736186808>tendiestopped reading right here
>>736186094They can take a small sliver of comfort in knowing that the Sonic movies are indeed marginally better movies.
>>736186005>Mario is missing
>>736186510The movie is successful for who the audience is. Out of touch boomers who still think all video games are "Nintendo" and are for toddlers are of course not going to like the movie. The other half of haters are just snoys.
>>736185849"Same" and "extremely similar" are different things, you retarded esl.
>>736187419*fart*
>>736187419based pedantic retard
Why are none of you tendies talking about the direct
>>736187656you aint' fooling me
>>736185532They're not making a third. This one's gonna flop so hard that nintendo will completely step away from making movies.
>>736185532Luigi's Mansion. They teased E. Gadd, Kamek was drinking from a mug with his logo and Fludd appeared in Bowser Jr's arsenal.
>>736185532Theyll probably just bring in some more properties for whatever universal park needs to sell to kids/promote that nu-disneyland shit.
>>736186510I hate nintendo, but i liked the first movie even tho the movie had the girlboss Peach problem. This second movie is just too much, they added 3 more girlboss characters, Mario is a NPC on his own movie and everything is rushed for the Tik tok audience
>cram 7 movies' worth of material into 1 movie>now you have less material to make movies out of>also people get angry about the pacingwhat was the strategy here?
>>736188427Its a movie for retards
>>736188116https://x.com/Nintendo/status/1907055440019759274 am I the one getting tricked
>>736188181>This one's gonna flop so hardWhat makes you say that? is it because the vocal minority are saying it's bad?
>>736185532It'll 100% be more slop
>>736186094>SONICSONICSONICSONIC out of nowhere
>>736185802>butchered by the movieIt's always so funny when people come into Mario threads and pretend the characters have strong characterization that needs to be respected. The only characters that are even somewhat consistent with real characterization are modern Luigi and modern Wario.
>>736188181It's not going to flop, but will end up under performing. It's going to be a lot less compared to the first movie that was almost 1.5Billion>>736188427Suits chasing the trend of Tik Tok reels and youtube shorts, everything MUST be fast paced or else people will lose their attention spam. This is what those retarded investors believes these days
>>736188524>https://x.com/Nintendo/status/1907055440019759274anon...look up the year...
>>736186510Its shit
>>736188524>2025
>>736188661>>736188698I thought it was 2025 this whole time where did the time go
>>736188632Nobody gives a shit about the consistency of Mario characters, people are just sick and tired of girlbosses. The spin off of John Wick featuring a FemMC also flopped because people are fatigued of MUH POWERFUL WHAMEN
I just hope we get more rosalina getting railed by Bowser porn because of this movie
>>736188632Especially Daisy, whose whole personality is that she screams all the time.
>>736188895>t. porn addict tranny
>>736186471First movie teased Mario world though
Oh good, if star fox can appear can the autism storm of earthbound too?
>>736186094no one fucking cares about sonic
>>736188823It's wild to me that this movie, whatever little plot it has, is about how Peach has secret mega powers just like Rosalina, making her even MORE extra special... And the after credits teaser is introducing another girlboss. It's literally like those posts that parody this shit.>Claim it's a movie starring recognizable character>Actually it's really about the feminist heroine getting it done>But the hero gets the final shot against the villain, so it's fine.I'm sure there's rumblings at Illuminations about a Star Fox movie now, and you can 100% picture how that'd go.
>>736185532The third Mario movie needs Wario. They can’t do Bowser again.
>>736189236>The next Mario game needs wario they can't do Bowser again
>>736189120That is the Western industry in a nutshell. It's funny because even with all that pandering, they still managed to giga flop with all woke journalists reviewers anyways
>>736185532>second movie could've introduced Daisy maybe even loosely based on the SMB2 port the West got>instead second movie introduces both rosalina and Bowser Jr and is based on URMRGAYNintendo and Illumination should never touch Sunshine with a 10ft poll with this type of structure.
This movie mindbroke snoys so hard, it's insane. Nintendo Derangement Syndrome is an interesting thing.
>>736188963Seethe harder, snoy.
>>736186094>Sonic out of nowhereI know it's hard to accept, but it's not his fault your movie is shit bud.
>>736189672>t. porn addict tranny that also is console warrior cuck
>>736186510These movies are like mobile gaming ads where random shit just happens. I dont even know why they are making them at this point
I didn't see the movie how did the baby mario&luigi part work? temporary kamek spell?
>>736186510it's just as brainless and hyperactive as the fist but they aren't event trying to put any form of morale or lesson in it, or even character growth. the characters just move and meet people and easily win in the end. They completely fucked up the tension and danger in this.
>>736186510It's a little better than the 1st one, and slightly worse in a few areas. Way less obnoxious with the soundtrack too
>>736190048The Super Scope can just do that.
>>736190129There is literally 0 character emotion in the entire movie besides Bowser talking about loving his son
>>736186890Err the "movie" is a series of 30 second YouTube shorts stitched into a 90 mins runtime. ITS DOG SHIT. Fox and bowser saved it from being completely unwatchable
>>736189120If they ever do make a Naruto movie, you can be sure the movie will be about Sakura’s growth. Naruto will be there for the poster to trick boys into seeing it.
>>736185532>Are you telling me.....that we might actually need to be original for once???
>>736190280>naruto movieThat would be Dragon Ball live action levels of bad and i really hope that shit got cancelled already
>>736189301Yeah. It’s like how Wario was in Mario Land 2 for a nice change of pace.
>>736185532>The billion dollar girl boss heroine movies will continue until profit is made
Anyone asking for other Nintendo IPs to appear are bottom of the barrel IQ and fucking retarded. They already fucked up Fox. Whoever gets introduced will be another out of character caricature version of them, that openly mocks their own backstory and makes "ebin reference" that are extremely surface level and be completely insufferable.
>>736190280Sakura is a typical shounen jump fake girlboss, it's all talk, no show, except of one and only one fight she wins alone to win everybody's respect until the end of the story where even last arc grunt are stronger than her "feat", but people won't care at this point she's still "strong"
>>736190048Bowser tells Bowser Jr. that he doesn't want to kill Mario and Luigi because he's grown fond of them, so Bowser Jr. uses a weapon that turns people into babies.
>>736190523Are they really people out there like>They’d better not character assassinate my homeboy Kirby. I hope they don’t butcher the intricate Kirby lore.
>>736185532they need to put that whore peach back at her place as a helpless princess
>>736189236Koopalings
>>736190683>>736190205how can they be so lazy. Miyamoto you are too old for this shit.
>>736190769>he doesn't care about his favorite game series being represented properly If Kirby was on screen, said "I'm trans" as his first line and was nothing about screeching about trannies, you'd love that, right? Because it seems like you just don't care, so you would be fine with it, right?
>>736189120>Fox is portrayed as arrogant and cocky in the Galaxy movie>This continues on in his own movie, where he winds up on Dinosaur Planet, and meets Krystal, who repeatedly one ups him, and talks down to him, educating him on all his, and society's wrongs, in a plot that's basically Pocahontas/Avatar
>>736189930>NTR makes the snoy seethe furiouslyGood to know.
>>736185532Star Fox film, guest staring Daisy and Marth from Fire Emblem.
>>736185532They made this movie into a pseudo Star Fox movie because they want to build hype for the new game. Ergo, the 3rd Mario movie is going to be an ad for the newest 3D Mario game
>>736190861It's okay, they also use it on Odyssey's T-Rex and Toad.
>>736190902>immediately thinks about tranniesHmmm
>>736190956Answer the question.
movie was cool but I didn't understand the part where mario got in his kart and started singing "DRIVING AND I'M SPEEDING..."can anyone explain that?
>>736190928>t. proud cuck, porn addict tranny console warrior
>>736185532Koopalings bust the Bowsers out of prison. There's some Daisy content but then it suddenly becomes about whichever other franchise Miyamoto wants to do a movie about but can't get approved on its own.
>>736186510Im listening to the IHE review and it doesnt just sound bad it sound infuriating if you actually like mario galaxy.
>>736185532I think it will be about Mario doing shit for babies.
>>736191335Actually it's more infuriating if you like Galaxy because there's barely any Galaxy in the movie.
>>736185532At this rate it's probably going to be Super Smash Bros Brawl: The movie.
>>736185721Hollywood's been remaking this same poster for decades.
>Luigis mansion featuring King boos tragic backstory
>Bowser shows remorse for what he did and tries to make amends>plot throws it awayThis was dumb.
>>736185532The original Mario movie is still better than this
>>736190956I've noticed you didn't answer the question. Is it because you're mentally inept or you're a tranny?
>>736185532Land in Sarasaland (Daisy, Wario), Sunshine in Delfino Plaza, Odyssey (Pauline) in New Donk City. They have enough settings there for 3 more movies at least and they can release a cluster of spinoffs (Donkey Kong, Wario, Luigi's Mansion) in between all that.
>>736191661It would be neat if the first 10 minutes showed King Boo’s life in the mansion and how he died misunderstood. But that’s way too much depth for an Illumination movie.
>>736191695The movie shows Junior is a devil on his shoulder archetype that convinces him him to give into his dark desires. It also does show that while Bowser does have some good in him he is easily swayed towards dark selfish desires. At least it's a nice subversion of 'children bring out the best in a big bad to becoming good and nice' plot point, junior helped bring help bring his father back to the evil side.
spoil the movie for me please
The problem is wario, in its current state, is a joke villain that can't really be a bigger threat than this movie's.
>>736192307Mario wins and nobody dies
>>736186959where? askking for a friend
>>736192307... seriously nigger?
