I'm going to Mewgenics!
Shit OP
OP is a fag
>>736188013femrir sexo!
>>736188013I think I like her
After 300h, I am realizing pic rel. I am currently [redacting] Valve offices until I get a refund!!!!
Zoomers are trying to cancel Edmund, for like... the fourth time now.
>>736188312There's no spring set, either. Utter bollocks.
> Boss Turn Order Icon according to the wikisneaky artist...
is there any reality where the Johnny fight isn't a complete slog or am I just stuck with shit builds for this boss every single time I run the Bunker?
>>736188564why is gambit crying blood and wearing a retired crown? does the pooping cat become important to the story later?
>>736188564God is meant to be a fat ass fucking cat? Dunno just think he shouldn't embody gluttony
>>736188749it would help if the song were better
ALIEN CRATERFELINE INVADER
>>736188749It's a slow kino fight if you aren't overleved for it. I like that you can't just wipe the cultists and need to do a balancing act between dealing with them and Johnny.In case you haven't realized it yet, the corpses of the cultists themselves are a blocker for other cultists, and they need to be on the back side of Johnny or right next to his protruding brain to wash him.
>>736188749its always been a slog for me. I guess it's easier if you have multiple cats that can oneshot the cultists but ive never had that.
>>736188951You fight Gambit 2 after you unlock the Gambler classGambit 3 is the final bosssorry anon
>>736186861that applies to most classes, the problem is people only using it for that and soul jar nonsense and ignoring 90% of his kit.>>736187329part of the issue is that tinker's own kit seems to disincentivize itself. his attack being craft/throw incentivizes you to not bring a weapon even though tech 0 weapons are complete trash, his armor crafting is usually worse than anything you would bring from your inventory, and you just end up with fucking garbage when his entire gimmick is being equipment-oriented. tinker's basic attack when you're holding a weapon should be something other than throwing it, like crafting armor pieces or buffing it or SOMETHING, and have the ability to throw/dispose of the weapon as a bonus ability or something. if you're standing next to a robot you should be able to smack it to heal it and temp buff it, maybe have a turret robot that gets upgraded from doing this like in TF2.
I like the design of fights like Johnny, Man in the Moon and The Mother. Zapphauser is almost good but the way it interacts with sparkles or other forms of auto attack is pretty cancerous. Should be like Crater Maker.
>>736189117>they need to be on the back side of Johnny or right next to his protruding brain to wash him.I don't think that's true
>>736188013Cats would mog every single blacksouls character btw
>>736189235It is, mate. I marked with X the areas where the cultists have to be to wash him.
>>736189021I love the instrumental but I don't like the lyrics. I know being gross is Ed's bread and butter but Alone in the Dark is particularly one-note even by Mewgenics standards.
>>736189169There's still more fucking classes?
>>736189407>1 squirrel form druid can instantly shut him downMore reason why squirrel form is goated
>>736189021the other anon is right the song is great but the lyrics focus too much on the gross. there should just be the one part about gross and the rest should focus more on the psychosis.
i'm a real gameri chew my steakthat's why i'm getting all the hard check marks first before allowing myself to get the crazy ones then the impossible ones>b-b-but you can get them all by just doing impossibleI LIKE MY STEAKI WANT TO CHEW IT MORE
>>736189407your diagram is actually pretty usefulnow I have a better idea of how to plan out my turns instead of face-rolling everything
>>736189818Yeah, maybe the reason why you think it's a slog is because you're focusing too much on the cultists. It's a balancing act. And sometimes, it's better to just disrupt them by knocking them around or teleporting them or freezing than straight up killing them, since after all that only means more get spawned.
>>736190059>it's better to just disrupt them by knocking them around or teleporting them or freezingOr blocking their path. Even if they can throw you around they don't get to do that and wash him right after unless they start the turn right next to you.
>soul link druid johnny and the cultists>keep wailing on johhny>cultists fucking die while you focus your dps on the bossit's that simple
the 3 braincel gang + chinaman
>>736190604>Draven>Braincells
>>736190276And I guarantee I always have soul link when on his fight how?
>>736188564God is cute
>>736190797your MEWGENICS program?
what's the april fools event for mewgenics that the blogpost mentioned?
Bros I'm scared to do the one quest that gives you 5 seconds per turn he wants me to take it to the Rift
>>736190751A literal fucking house plant.
Listening to the OST makes me want to play Mewgenics.Playing Mewgenics makes me not want to play Mewgenics.
>>736191170A potato
>>736191067Arthur can do split the atom again
>This month we are working on our first balance patch... will we be review bombed into oblivion? I don't think so.. but stranger things have happened.>Our general goal will be to nerf the strongest classes' most problematic abilities slightly and bring up the 2 "weakest" classes with buffs... maybe a few other things.
>>736190797
>>736191827this was written by Edmund btw, and he believes the strongest class is Mage. Mage nerfs incoming!
>>736191827>weakest between quotesWhat did they meme by this
Arthur sex.
It's funny how insecure some anons get when you say you never wiped.
>>736191097just play something that isn't complicated, doesn't have low cost skills that fuck you over and ideally has good movement and basic attacks
>>736192004>all classes are um "equally good" and none are inherently better than others
>>736191954KEK
>>736192127every thrust gives you a random std
>>736192213>I spent 70 hours in act 1 normalWe know.
>>736192213You've never wiped? Anon this is a Mewgenics thread not a thread to announce that you're indian
>>736191954>he nerfs mage and buffs collarless
>>736192127Sex which is chosen at random
>>736192004people will automatically assume a class is shit if they're using it wrong, esp when compared to overpowered/broken shit like bouncy scattershot.
>>736192213grossclean your ass anon, at least get a bidet
>>736192213>I have up my hygiene, no one to smell me but me
>>736192404>have sex with Arthur>first time she has a pussy>second time he has a cock
Where’s that smell coming from?
>>736192641That just means he always has an ass.
>>736192667From >>736192213
CHAOSSurrounded by so much chaos
>>736192850do not fuck god
>time fcuk is in there but it's happening at the same time as all of themwhat did edmund mean by this?
>>736192961Time's fcuked.
>>736192850DON TOUCHA DA CHILD
>>736192641Jackpot!
>>736192961>meat boy was there but no longer existsSad
>>736193214HE TAKES THE BEST PARTS OF US WITH A RUSTY BLADE
>>736192961>(super meat boy was originally here but now no longer exists)HULK HOGAN IM HITLER
>>736193245Ed lost the rights to this faggot btw
>>736192783CHAOSI don't know which way to turn for solace!
I've spent 2 hours on super meat boy 3D and it's already way better than mewgenics
>>736193256>parasite worm>turdlet>shish kebabI'd go with shish kebab but think the right answer is turdlet given its an edmund game
>>736192850cute cat
This game brings out the most absurd insecure anons. We need daily runs.
>first time in the future>mage, monk and cleric can barely do anything through all the brace and shield>butcher carries by just swallowing everything whole and healing through the recoil
Finally wiped after playing for 31 hours. I thought I was invincible. I thought it wouldn't hurt. I was wrong
>>736193549Your thief?
Consider:
>>736193609what did you wipe to?
>>736193625this only makes tink look even more gay than he does normally
>>736193549Yup, mage in particular is useless in Future. You really want to bring a fighter or butcher to carry fights. Thief with shield ignore skills is good too, though that fatman room is a hard counter.
>>736192213WHERES THAT SMELL COMING FROM
>>736188749it's not a slog if you make the mistake of bringing low-health familiars and create 10 angered cultists
>>736190604franklin has all 3 brain cells by the way
>>736192213>>736193703KEK
>>736192961I like how he used Hitler to replace Dr. Fetus
>>736193667Jobbed mid-Moon to The Abandoned Ones, it was my first time in the zone and I lost my best cats to the UFOs in the very first battle. Now I know their big attack is instant death
>>736193625>See the difference between you and me is I make this ass bandit look work
>>736193818yeah moon is brutal for a mid-game area
>>736193292>HULK HOGAN IM HITLERThese are the canonical lyrics in my game.
>>736193818Moon is either super easy with multiple ranged cats, or super hard if you don't have them.
>>736192213SWEET, DELICIOUSSWEET DELICIOUS
>>736193818The UFOs are bs and it's the reason I don't go hard path there (if you lost to an UFO before midboss, you don't want to see how cancer its champion version is)
https://youtube.com/shorts/6YanwlMB7w4?si=3qMuS0v0QHU5UFy9
>>736193310>steam reviews are mixed on SMB foreverIf he took the best then he sure is a dogshit father
>>736193952I had Mage Cleric Tinkerer Druid and it just didn't work out, but it's okay because I'm chewing my steak slowly
Why didnt Xehanort just use his infinitely shrinking abilities to defeat Sora?
GATO
>>736194183How come Edmund isn't being sued for putting Sonic, Pikachu and other direct references in his monetized product
>>736188564here is what it looks like without the white bg>captcha: a cat is fine too
>Creator throws his shield at a bearHaha, get fucked idiot. And you niggers said not to use familiars against the Creator
>>736194296he probably, you know, asked.
>>736193310His dedication to milking the meat boy is sure impressive.I recall he wanted to make an SMB cartoon at some point, for all the deep edmund lore™ involved I don't recall SMB having that much of a story much less for a whole show so I wonder how that would've gone.
>>736194296How come Nintendo isn't being sued for putting Beatles samples and full mp3s of Lady Gaga songs in their games?
YO LIL DONNIE
>>736189117>his protruding brain to wash him.THE CULTISTS ARE LITERALLY BRAIN WASHING HIMSASUGA STEAKMUND
>isaac's dad was an alcoholic gambling addict who abandoned his family and then hung himself>isaac's mother was a pill-popping evangelist who lost her entire family before dying under unknown circumstances, probably suicide>isaac died a slow painful death either via suffocation or starvation, likely got stuck and couldn't do anything but wait to die.wow what a depressing fucking game
>>736194296Nintendo's lawyers are probably too busy trying and failing to sue Palworld to go sue cat sex game over references that may not even show up because RNG
>>736194732>isaac's dad was an alcoholic gambling addict who abandoned his family and then hung himselfHe's got a great job as a radio DJ though. Shame it didn't work out with the girl he got after that messy divorce.
Best of both worlds, don't you agree?
>>736194732sure but the maggots that ate their bodies were very happy so to the total happiness in the world increased
>>736188013alice with sex
>>736188185Made for gay male vore
>>736195119Are the lab cat mbs hard? They look like bigger pushovers than the alley cat mbs. Desert cat mbs are the hardest for sure.
>>736194732and none of them went to heaven heaven is empty except cats
>>736195240I think franklin is the only dangerous one if you can burst him down fast enough cause is mech suit is dangerous.
>>736195240Ching Chong utterly rapes solo runs but not as hard as Dack or Onahole
>>736195240Not reallyChan Hung or whatever may slap someone who doesn't know his gimmick and Draven can overkill and kill corpses but he's usually a pushover anyway
computer. post that one obese alice pic shweet did.
Sorry Anonymous, but her heart yearns for someone else.
>>736195240I fought the plant cat and he seemed to be kind of a jobber.
>>736195240draven and franklin are non-issues unless your run is extraordinarily shitalice and chan hung can be annoying but nothing too bad, would say similar to fenrir tier when you are new in terms of how annoying they can benone of them are on the dack level of annoying nigger, or morana and marshmallow level of potential real danger
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>>736195206Make him fatter. I can't jerk it to this.
>>736194406Woah, The Father has really nice big tits there.
>>736188564>>736194406
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>>736194406>>736195541
Holy shit, does this just work exactly like the soul urn except it's also a weapon? God please Edmund don't fuck me with this.
>Be robo Draven>Summon Squirrel>Kill it>End turnI love this little fella
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>>736188749honestly, letting johnny attack once in a while isn't the end of the world>telekinesis is low damage>mind control is the worst but it's ONLY a single one-turn charm>mind blasts reset the cultists for you>longcat captchablessed thread
>>736192850BABY FUCK BABY FUCKITS AWWWWWWRIGHT
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>>736195745
>>736195541>The Mother
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>>736192229I got to the Desert miniboss before wiping. I suppose it was a poor idea to double up and try to do the party button that makes corpses explode on death and the story mission item that summons a robo miniboss every fight.
>>736195559Aww :(
>>736192850FUCK THE FETAL CHRIST CHILD
>>736195856It's a shame that she never gets to go to Johnny, isn't it?
>>736195240franklin just falls over and diesi have literally no idea what alice does but she just falls over and dies draven has some birds to distract you but ultimately just falls over and diesthat fucking CHINESE BASTARD is the only tangible threat
>>736195916;_;
>>736195860>antenna fights at the same time as no controlhermano...
>find an eagle for the first time, it gives me a rocket launcher>also got mini-me earlierthe combination was calling to me like the green goblin mask but that little shit was running into the corner and spamming make a wish so I chickened outhe probably would have shot my cats
>>736195916thanks for sharing the comic. death to beanies
>>736195916kino
>>736196365they tend to be very good with it since its mapwide range and infinite for them, you fucked up
>Mind Meld on Butcher with Hunter's Boon+ and huge mana pool>Mage with Magic Guru+>Monk with Mantis Style+ and Werewolf FormAbsolutely gaped https://files.catbox.moe/5zdcpe.mp4
FUCKING DEFECTFAGS!!!! GET THE FUCK OFF MY TEAM!!!!! GOD FUCKING DAMN!!!!!
>>736196536Hey he's got 7s
