"we respect the source material" starter packAt least 60% of the girlbossing in these movies is completely unnecessary and just makes it more boring. There are like 10 minutes of Peach doing the exact same thing as Mario just to show that she can do what a man can do instead of having her do her own thing with her own subplot (ideally one without action so the pacing can breathe a bit)
>>736189953>watch goysludge>get goyslopit's made in hollywood it was always going to be subversive
>caring THIS much about a children's movie
>>736189953>all 3 princesses throwing haymakersit's like they never played the games or hate the games. they are supposed to be the sweetest people that are even nice to the enemies
Anita was right.
>>736190107>THIS muchIt's a screen grab and two sentences. I think you are projecting because it took only one screen grab and two sentences to trigger you. Fat feminist?
>>736189953Kek wtf
is it somehow more pozzed than the first?
>>736190170It's an entire fucking thread
>>736190107that's the only movies you should care a lot about and make sure they don't have a lot of mind poison unless you are a childless manchild
>>736189953Ok but Peach can beat up Wart in game
>>736190471A thread isn't harder to make than one post. Stop seething and find a husband
>>736190492how about parenting your own children instead of making everyone parent for you, retard
Everyone on this board keeps complaining about the "girlbossing" when the actual issue is how Bowser and Bowser Jr. have been rewritten to be completely unstable murderous psychopaths.If anything, Rosalina is WAY less competent than she should be. Bitch jobs in the first five minutes and does absolutely fucking nothing for the rest of the movie.
I’m sure there is more wrong with it than just that but who am I kidding this is /v/.
>>736189953Peach was never a Bossgirl... fuck these TTG writters.
>>736189953
>>736191319>Everyone on this board keeps complaining about the "girlbossing" when the actual issue is how Bowser and Bowser Jr. have been rewritten to be completely unstable murderous psychopaths.They're villains. How else should they act lmao
>>736191462It still being more of a Peach movie than a Mario movie and Peach being an annoying Mary Sue is unironically its biggest problem. You can give her more to do, you can make her competent, but the way they do it just feels like the typical girl power template and very unbecoming and transparent. But at least she gives Mario his kiss this time.Second biggest problem is that it's definitely too confusing and all over the place for younger audiences, especially if they aren't familiar with the games. Feels a bit like a movie for no one.
>>736190107>stop caring about kids being fed feminist brainwashing
>>736191796I haven't seen the second movie yet but my only issue with Peach in the first movie was that she was kind of a bitch. She judo-flips Mario upon meeting him, inadvertently(?) humiliates him by telling the Toads he's not important, mocks his height, and seems pretty unsympathetic to him (reasonably) freaking out about his brother being kidnapped by a giant "psycho" monster.I don't know whether they meant to make her an asshole on purpose or if she's just rude accidentally due to being socially clueless, but neither fits Princess Peach. She's meant to be intelligent and diplomatic... you know, like a princess.Having her being good at fighting is fine (see: Super Princess Peach, her roles in Smash, SMRPG, etc.)
>>736191732i've only seen the first one but bowser is too smart and cunning it it which doesn't make sense>doesn't kidnap patch but extorts her by threatening a toadok so he can just do that all day, grab some fodder toad and now peach is his little toy
>>736191732>BowserBowser is greedy proud and posessive. Hes always seeking the next mcguffin.>JrThe same but clearly doing it for validation from bowser.
>>736191732Bowser has never been murderous. At worse, he's a hard-headed asshole with no sense of boundaries who has consistently remained a good father and good king despite being a bonehead and an asshole. Junior has always been a decent kid who just looks up to his dumbass father too much and is willing to follow him backwards into hell for it, but when not directly conflicting with the main cast because he's helping out his dad he's usually fairly amicable. The movies have rewritten both of them to be murderous psychopaths. Bowser tries to mass-sacrifuce an entire kingdom in the first movie and then nearly incinerates Peach when she rebukes him. Bowser Jr.'s plan in the Galaxy movie is the active nuking of every other planet. In Galaxy it's also stated that Bowser was a shitty father and sent Jr. to boarding school for no real reason.The one consistent thing in the Mario series is that Bowser and his shenanigans are allowed to stay around SPECIFICALLY because they're not murderous. None of Bowser's schemes go much further than "beat the shit out of Mario and kidnap/marry Peach". Every time a villain takes things farther than that (i.e. every single one of the RPGs where the stakes actually do escalate to that extreme) Bowser is explicitly against it and the billain in question always dies.
>>736191998Oh yeah it's definitely still like that. Feels a bit like Joker 2 where they know what people expect and want and they purposefully do the opposite. Maybe that's the meta now or something.
>>>/tv/
>>736190107There were once good children's moviesWhen you dismiss all criticism you allow every piece of media to get worseYou are the cancer killing /v/That image you posted is just yourself
>>736192128Hollywood demands high stakes or else people cannot get invested in the plot of a film, which is redundant in the first place given the material. They believe everything should operate under the same logic of how you aren't supposed to write mystery novels where there's no murder mystery, as anything less than a horrendous crime wastes the consumer's time.
Which game could they do for a third movie?
>>736191998Modern women think having an once of grace is weakness.
What's the deal with Bowser being so conflicted in this movie?
>>736192315>There were once good children's moviesAnd let me guess, all of them released when you, yourself, were a child?
>>736192389Mario Party but it goes really, really wrong.
>>736192389It doesn't matter. They call this movie Super Mario Galaxy and it has almost nothing in common with the game of the same title.
She really comes off like a cold fish, Hell in Paper Mario she prays for you to beat Bowser.
>>736192442It makes no fucking sense. He flip-flops like three times and then the entire end of the movie feels like the writers completely forgot what they were doing with his character.
>>736192450damn, if only it were possible to watch those movies today and see that they were indeed good
>>736190561It's a 2D platformer there is no beating up. Peach is so helpless she's just standing behind Bowser Jr in the games and the way she chills with Bowser Jr and Bowser could honestly make for a good story. The movies have Mario and Luigi connect with Bowser, why not just have Bowser kidnap Peach and let them build a connection? They change her so much for no good reason
If the plot lacks any sort of internal logic and cohesion you can blame AI writing and storyboarding.
>>736191673POOOOOOOOORRRRRRNNNOOOOOOOO
>>736190107
I wonder if Miyamoto feels the same shame Todd Howard did after releasing Starfield, his self-proclaimed dream game. Like, he wanted to break into the movie business for ages, right? To see the IPs he's grown into a massive success on the big screen? Why not just make it *good*? He can smile all he likes but I doubt these films have turned out how he wanted at all.
>>736192606sunshine came the closest to a movie-like story , they should've cut away to what peach is doing between levels with jokes and dr. evil hideout style dialogues. shame sunshine was rushed
>>736189953I'm a big Nintendo Manchild and I have not watched any of the nu-movies and I watched the shitty live action one.
It's sad that any of the RPGs have a better story than a Hollywood production.
>>736190107>"If lefties in Hollywood want to brainwash your children with DEI themes and terminology you should let them! It's just a kid's movie after all! Stop noticing and let your kids be converted!!"I'll never stop noticing chud
>>736189953The relationship between Bowser and Jr. was fucking weird.I half expected the film to end with some heart to heart where Bowser convinces Jr. to stop as he steps up as a father.Having him be good for a little, then be convinced by his own son that being evil is better was a weird way of handling things. They should have just committed to the bit of it being a proper betrayal and scrapped Bowser acting nice and telling Jr. not to kill Mario and Luigi in the ship.
>>736189953Peach has been a playable character since super Mario bros 2 you retard
>>736192805You definitely have to take it with a grain of salt whatever Japs are saying, like Miyamoto about this movie or also Oda about the shitty Netflix One Piece adaptation. It's literally part of their culture to lie throught heir teeth and pretend to like things and praise them and act like everything is fine.Of course that and they make a lot of $$$.
>>736192560I think the run time was just too short to execute what they were doing with it + they didn't have a proper villain good enough to carry the end without him. It felt like they were going for Jr being unhinged and starting to go too far because of how he thought his father would want him to do all that. Then at the end it would be Bowser setting him straight and showing him how he had gone overboard and smack some sense into him.At least that's the feeling I got, but then they just had Bowser get his mojo back and take over as the villain.
>>736189953I really thought it was impossible to make her less likeable, and then they made her a special snowflake princess of space, sister of Rosalina, with super powers and magic.
>>736193058She was graceful when she did you goof.
>>736193058>literally no one said anything about her not being playable, which doesn't relate to her being portrayed as Captain Marvel in any way>this strawmanning retard out of nowhereMost obvious online marketers ever
>psyop marketing campaign to make actual criticism of a terrible movie seem like it all comes from the pov of emasculated retardsI'm fucking tired bossA not videojuegos
>>736193151Right like when she beats enemies with a frying pan in smrpg?
So are Peach/Rosalina actually long lost sisters now or were those japes?
>>736193102>At least that's the feeling I gotThat's exactly where I thought it was going, too, and then it felt like the entire writer's room had a stroke and forgot what they were doing.
>>736193101Toriyama did the same thing with DragonBall Evolution.
I now automatically discount the opinions of everyone who says "girlboss".
>>736193175Peach is violent and powerful in smash bros. Get over it you sperg.
>>736193215They are, yeah. They're also both made of stardust, whatever the fuck that means.
>>736189953If Peach is Rosalina's sister, does that mean she's a Pink... Rosalina?
>>736193221Why? I'd love to hear you articulate your opinions. I'm sure they're not pure reddit butthurt.
>>736192603>I am a completely objective observer of my own reality, unclouded by nostalgia and personal biases mmkay
>>736193210Yes, That's still girly. Movie Peach is just penis envy the character. Punching dudes & gathering the fire wood.
>>736193110>sistershonestly what's this about? can't hollywood jews allow multiple blue eyed blonde girls to exist without them being related? also it's supposed to be the peach origin story but it doesn't answer shit
>>736193221Cool. Can you get a tripcode so I can filter you forever?
>>736193324I hope soon comes a day when we euthanize autists like yourself.
>>736193309No, Peach is Pink Mario in the movies
>>736193218Yup, I'm really not sure though if it was that bad of a decision despite it feeling off during the movie. That would have been a pretty generic way to do it and sometimes subverting expectations is fine. Not saying that they executed it well, but it was a bit refreshing just like the Fox and Mario thing not turning into some forced love drama about Peach and instead was just both of them complimenting each other so the plot could move forwards
>>736193267>>736191998
>>736193314it's cringe, and jamcoded
>>736193327Why do (((they))) hate beauty so much?
>>736190107imagine animating this shit
>>736191673>endlessly aroused by your own bodyHeaven or Hell?
>>736193376In Canada you can now thanks to pinkos like you.
>>736193210Yes, that's serendipity and works perfectly for a demure-princess character>oops I happen to have my frying pan (literally a kitchen utensil lol) in my pockets so I can actually defend myself>oops I happen to have this food in my pockets>oh my dress/umbrella happens to allow me to float>oh my tears happen to defeat this enemyI don't know where this insane "PEACH WAS ALWAYS A TOUGH AS NAILS BADASS" revisionism comes from but it's the dumbest shit ever when we are talking about Olive Oyl 2
>>736193406>>736191998I agree with this assessment. They shouldn’t have had her put Mario down so much. But it does reinforce him as the underdog.
>>736193570Soul.
>>736193454>retard can't recognize aigo back to instagram
>>736192779missing the "But Sonic" square
>>736193570These movies need more inflation.
>>736193570>I don't know where this insane "PEACH WAS ALWAYS A TOUGH AS NAILS BADASS" revisionism comes from100% it comes from AGP troons. They'll seethe hard about pointing this out, but every Peach thread on this board is about how mentally deranged men went to be Peach, and get fucked. So if you critique Peach in some way, you're critiquing them, and they take that personally.
>>736193267The only Smash Bros. that has a real story is Brawl and she is a bumbling helpless baby in it 99% the time and it's a running gag how she survives with sheer luck. For example Fox saves her in Brawl--of course not really in the movie though. Also movie Fox was cool at first but him just posing and acting cool the whole time actually ended up pretty cringe.
>>736192779>an adaptation movie being for the fans is somethow a bad thingshalom rabi
>>736193887Well funnily enough the movies are the Peach critique and seem to have a problem with what she really is like for 40 years
>>736193570They're the same people who lie and say "April O'Neil was always black".
>>736193940Doesn't feel like fans at all desu. Still not sure what they were thinking with the nature-bound Kongs being the originators of kart racing. I guess Funky is a thing but they didn't even bother making him a real character
>>736192420So she has no grace... But does she have any style?
>>736193887The AGPeach posters don't seem to mention her feats/powerlevel at all though. If anything they play up her uselessness and depict her as a dumb bimbo who can barely talk due to their submissiveness kink, which is also inaccurate to her character (just in the totally opposite direction to the movies).
Why has peach never used star power up
>even the cute nurturing granny bee is a bitch in the movie and portrayed in a way that she could defeat fucking Bowser and enslaves himOnly the goyest cattly goyim defend this shit.
>>736194280Women can only be toxic men now.
>>736189953Nintendo are retarded for waiting 30 years to make a 3D movie and then make it a feminist's wet dream.
>>736194280Looks like they made her 3 times bigger. Is she the Thanos of the Mario universe now lol
>>736192779you forgot the "it sold billions, so it must be good" defense
>>736194280
>>736194479You literally crawl all over her body in the game, she's the same size as there
>>736190107>Imagine caring about things you grew up with and wanting kids today to have the same thing, hah!
>>736194280Is Rosalina at least nice? She has to at least be nice to her own Lumas, right?
>>736194280>>736194542OK this is actually awful.
>>736192779here a better image
>>736192128>None of Bowser's schemes go much further than "beat the shit out of Mario and kidnap/marry Peach".There have been plots in the games that have him doing terrible stuff that aren't those things, like trying to take over other kingdoms/the world.
>>736190107When you have kids of your own (never), you will understand
>>736194561>>736194542>bowser only as big as her handEither they made her bigger or Bowser smaller
>>736194604She is very sweet and motherly to her lumas yes
This is Hollywood we're talking about. You know what they do and what they're about, right? They're the same kind of people as Epstein. Hollywood doesn't allow sweet, vulnerable, feminine women who men want to protect to exist in entertainment because a society of women who are tricked into thinking they are strong and independent, and think male protection is somehow an insult, is a society of women much much susceptible to predators. It makes decent men much less competitive, and it makess women much easier to manipulate and rape. At its core, that's the whole reason why male feminists exist, that's why the harder its pushed, the more parasites grow stronger at the expense of most men and women, and that's why Princess Peach is nothing like Princess Peach in the movies.
>>736194814Not really. Most of the ones where that's the case are super early games like Mario 3 where it's treated as a sort of side-objective to getting Peach, and even among those he never does anything more hostile than "turn someone into a different species" or "cram someone in a jar". The only notable exception is (funny enough) Galaxy, but he>doesn't capture a sentient being>doesn't cause direct physical harm to anyone besides marioAnd his goal, while insane (remaking the universe for Peach) is at such a hilarious scale that it's hard to interpret it as intentionally genocidal, especially since the machine goes off in the ending anyways and everyone is fine afterwards.
>>736191942The problem is now that you've correctly identified that it's fed feminist brainwashing you're going to proceed to do literally nothing about it except whine on /v/
>>736195056In 3D World he's trying to take over the Sprixie Kingdom and in Wonder he's trying to take over the Flower Kingdom.
>>736195056>>736195143Galaxy's intro also has him opening fire on the Toads' town and Odyssey's beginning establishes he bombed the shit out of the hat people's town, seemingly just to be an asshole.
>>736193210Yes Peach fighting isn't a problem, Smash already captured it fine. She just needs to fight with magic grace, whimsy, and a little bit of cute clumsiness. Not like she's some hardened badass. She's not Leela from Futurama.
>>736195257>She just needs to fight with magic grace, whimsy, and a little bit of cute clumsiness.And most importantly, with her big fat ass.
>>736195039Did Hollywood make Super Smash Bros?
>>736193472>>736191673What AI is this lmao
>>736195338Are you retarded, or just pretending?
>>736195370It's always this.
>>736195370I accept your concession.
It's happening again! IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!
>>736194604She's girlbossing and low-diffing a huge robot, then only gets captured because she is protecting Lumas (similar to how Peach can only lose when saving others) and then the rest of the movie is her being held captive and occasionally threatening BowserI expected a lot more stronk girl shit from her especially with Brie Larson voicing her but I guess the plot needing her to be the damsel (so Peach can save her, not Mario) prevented thatNot single-handedly ruining the movie but obviously not faithful to the games. If she was that capable in the games Mario would be useless in Galaxy 1 and 2
>>736195506this actually is exactly what happens the whole time
>>736195143Those are primarily because Peach being a playable character means he needs to do something else, and again, none of his bullshit ever gets outright psychopathically murderous like in these terrible films.
>>736195506>screaming "MEN" when she lands>shuddering and flexing her musclesOh fuck she's gone into heatRUN FOR YOUR LIVES
>>736195528These movies don't even let Mario be the hero of his own story, it's always Peach. Mario is just the comic relief assist who gets handed a win by Peach at the end because his name is in the title.
>>736194542You know the funniest thing is? Imagine how the Bowser from Inside Story would take this. Alright, she's bigger, so what? I lifted castles and flung them into space just to make an statement. Bowser is a mix between John Cena, Dr Stange and Godzilla.
>>736195257I don't even think that's the problem, but her action scenes come at the expense of everyone else.
>>736191319>Bitch jobs in the first five minutes and does absolutely fucking nothing for the rest of the movie.Just like Mario Galaxy.And Mario Galaxy 2.
>>736195686he beated bowser in the first movie
>>736195792That too. She's both radically OOC and has to always supercede everyone else.
>>736195641You joke but She-Hulk is legit a serial rapist in the comics.
>>736193267Peach in Smash attacks you with a frying pan, an umbrella, turnips, her ass, uses Toad as a meat shield, and her final smash is doing a dance that causes you to go to sleep.On top of the fact that the only 2 times Smash had a story mode, Peach gets kidnapped at the start of both.
>>736195848He already said Peach handed him the win, she gave him the power-up he needed to beat him. Then Peach passed judgement on him and put him in the jar. In the games Mario doesn't need a power-up to defeat Bowser.
>>736195848With the use of a Power Star...He didn't even beat Bowser fair & square.
>>736195338IT'S A PARTY FIGHTING GAME YOU FUCKING RETARD. A fucking Piranha Plant, Wii Fit Trainer, Zelda, Duck Hunt and this girl dog from Animal Crossing are playable characters in it. And in the 2D Marios where you can pick Peach you can also pick a fucking Toad, does this mean Toad should be able to do what Mario does in the movie? Well he isn't. These are optional skins, not canon featsYou shouldn't allow yourself to ever be this brain damaged and even make this post
Bowser Jr. feels more like Bowser than Bowser himself; at one point I thought Bowser was going to betray his own son.
People are still white knighting for movie Peach?Holy fuck give it a rest she's a girlbossing Mary Sue & a cold fish she's nothing like game Peach. God I hate living in this Gynocentric shithole of a planet.
>>736194542Wasn't the whole fucking point of Mario Galaxy that once Bowser is not up against either Mario or Yoshi he can rule undisputed so he went to space to test that out and dominated basically everything until he came back to take that one planet with that one princess he could not let go.
Well companies want men and women to work and consume the same shit now. Nothing is for boys anymore, everything is for everyone and thereby for no one. Nintendo won't be satisfied until this reads 50%/50% for every IP.
Unlike Nintendo and Illumination, I think sweet and vulnerable feminine women are full persons who deserve to exist and he protected.
>>736196231BotW/TotK did irreparable damage to Zelda
>>736196268Turning Peach into a flawless superhero is actually very anti-women, but leftists and feminists are mostly dumb
>>736189953>the last thing chud sees
20 bucks that Fox's Dad will be the real villain in his movie.
>>736195528>(so Peach can save her, not Mario)A lot of propaganda in this movie is actually surprisingly subtle and subversive. It's no longer just Bo Peep getting rid of her dress type of stuff.
>>736196557Not particularly subtle but you are correcr
>>736195121>fedposting
>>736190107Everyone on Reddit, 4chan, Twitter, and Discord shares one brain cell, and it’s overheating over a kids’ movie. Total embarrassment.
>>736196557The first movie was like that too, Peach did all the traditionally masculine things, Teaching Mario, gathering firewood, Saving Mario & Toad from falling in Kongland. She only did her dress hover for a microsecond.
>>736195121What do you expect me to do about being outnumbered 100 to 1 by NPC goyim who agree with the brainwashing? Who do I go shoot and how do I do that without getting put in a cage afterward?
>>736192990Not what you told Anita Sarkeesian.
> her parasol is now a present from Mario that she uses for everything> actually acts like she is actually interested in Mario> Luigi does more shit than she does in the movie they kind of corrected the girl boss shit in the first movie its a shame the movie is still kind of meh and loaded with too many member berries scenes
Is Mario actually shown to be at least somewhat better than Peach this time?
>>736190364id love to fuck her in that outfit
>>736192450Well before that, actually
>>736191319>Bowser and Bowser Jr. have been rewritten to be completely unstable murderous psychopaths.Honestly an improvement.
>>736196836he does stuff but all the important parts of the movie is done by peach
>>736189953>>736196368Yeah it's just reinforcement of their spoiled princess sun goddess.
>>736192765What?
>>736189953>it's okay for girls to be violentI hate this trope.
>>736196738>Nooo stop noticing
Posting oldies but goodies.
>>736192389Should be something that vaguely follows the plot of one of the games like Sonic 3 did, so being able to do one of the rpgs where Bowser needs to be a good guy would make sense.
Preach King
>>736189953Literally all kids movies are like this
>>736196829>they kind of corrected the girl boss shit in the first movieThere is at least as much girl bossing in the second movie.>>736196836In terms of platforming, she still saves him more times than he saves her when they are doing the same parkour outside of his big moment at the end which is using her parasol to do the thing she normally does because she now does everything he does (subtle gay gender-bender propaganda I assume).
>>736189953post the full clip
>>736192932The 1993 movie is better that both of the new ones.
>>736197301kek
>>736197301It's funny how she is written as such a Mary Sure that it just feels like bad writing and a plot error when she isn't saving the day for once. It's just such a great example of how the pandering can compromise shit
>>736197330It's awful, but at least it has some charm. Kind of. Good for memes at least.
>>736193110>sistersDisappointed. Always pictured her as Peaches implied daughter from an alternate future. If they ever did want to give her a sister and do an interesting spin on it, they should add Priich.
>>736197279I've seen plenty that aren't like that. You mean all kid's movies controlled by communist jews are like that. That would be correct.
>>736197506>it's awfulNo it isnt. I enjoyed it then and I still enjoy it now.
>>736197573based walt "jew hating" disney
>30 years of saving the helpless princess>oh here is your movie>princess now mogs usi don't get how some fans defend this but i also don't get why leftist movie critics aren't loving it. not enough diversity?
>>736193210Why are you intentionally being retarded?
>>736197573A Mario movie in a decent world would have been like a jolly Italian Popeye meeting a magic Princess Aurora, it could have been nice.
>>736197618the leftist movie critics are red herrings. They are just complaining for no reason despite the movie having every liberal trope in it. But fake fans will defend it cause must consoome. Actual fans who know the lore and the characters know it's shit.
>>736197573Real
>>736197578Yoshi being a velociraptor is pretty dumb.
>>736197832It is but it's cool enough
from /co/:It's useful, when watching a scene in a movie you're analyzing, to think in terms of what it accomplished in the overall structure of the movie.That isn't to say that every scene must move the plot forward (though that is part of writing a -tight- script), but that every scene should serve a purpose. Maybe it provides characterization that will be needed later, or provides a break in the action so the audience isn't overwhelmed, or plays into specific themes or character arcs. If a scene can be cut from your movie without any impact on the rest of the edit then that scene should be scrapped or entirely reworked.I say all this because nearly every scene in the Mario Galaxy movie could be scrapped and it would be the exact same movie. You could literally just have the start with Rosalina's capture, everyone goes to rescue her, final scenes, it would be the same fucking movie but 20 minutes long.Reviewers aren't being hyperbolic when they call this an anti-movie. The previous Mario film at least pretended to have story beats and a character arc; it fucked up the paint by numbers but you could still recognize the form of the picture. This movie has none of that to the point that people might rightly compare it to clip shows.The closest it gets to any kind of actual writing is Peach wanting to find her Sister and discover her origins, which takes up approximately 35 seconds of runtime and has no impact on her character whatsoever.
Can't believe the gif of Mario flying behind Peach and seeing a POV of her poopy butthole and penis flapping around hasn't been posted. 4chan is but a mere shadow of it's former self.
>>736189953Wait for that narrative after sales.
>>736190107I certainly hope that by extension you don't care for children's games. Otherwise you'd be hypocrite.
>>736191319>Making the villains actual villains doing villainic shit it's the worst part of this trashRetard.
>>736198035ai generated movie
>>736189953Uh you don't understand, CHUD. These games aren't for you, they're for the dozens of female nintendies.
>>736198126>villains can't be villains unless they're psychopath murderers!!!Retard.
>>736194280Women are the jews true god. Don't mistake about it.
>>736189953don't care about movie peach and her spunky attitude. fox stole the show
>>736197669>the leftist movie critics are red herrings.that's actually what it seems like, every big right wing grifter account on twitter shills the movie with the "if critics don't like it it must be good" slogan and seems paid off, Dakkadakka, Yellowflash, Pirate_Nation, MAGAHulk and whatever their names are, but seems like a needlessly bold gamble from a promotional standpointmaybe they are just so sure that leftists will see it anyway and that's the new meta to also get right wingers
Honestly I can look past Peach being converted from damsel in distress to hypercompetent or girlboss or whatever you call herBut Rosalina being downgraded from cosmic guardian to damsel in distress is just plain unforgivable.
>>736198191>villains can't kill their enemies because it hurts my feelings ouchy ouchy mommy :(( helpFaggot.
>>736198223all those listed personas who do it "to own the libs" were never free thinkers in the first place. Their values come from money and getting views. It never was real.
>>736189953>autistic rage over a little kids moviefucking reddit ass thread with reddit ass poster in here.
>>736198238Rosalina exists as an object for Peach to rescue. So even with Peach out of the damsel picture, they still wont let Mario save a girl. Fuck this jewish ass movie
>>736195257Did nobody catch this??
>>736190471Do you think people pay money to make threads or it requires some kind of intellectual ability?
>>736198238>to damsel in distress is just plain unforgivable.You mean after she girlbossed Bowser Jr and fought like Captain Marvel and only lost because saving others distracted herAnd she is a damsel in distress in the Galaxy games especially 2, without ever girlbossingYou look like a falseflagger
>>736198313if it's a movie for kids, then why do you care so much if people criticize it. if people criticizes say, zooptopia. it doesnt bother me. I dont care for the movie. So it seems this is hitting a sore spot for you
>>736197573FEET
>>736197573Beautiful woman, handsome man, and wonderful animation.
>>736198313>DONT CARE ABOUT WHAT THEY TEACH KIDS, LOOK IM A TOUGH GUYMost obvious shillposts.
>>736197832Not really. Everything got a make-over and Yoshi fits with that tone set. They could have gone way overboard with it.
It's so weird because Mario hasn't been allowed to punch in his own video games since like Mario 64 meanwhile Peach can just stomp ass in a blockbuster
>>736189953Girls SHOULD be violent. It is US men, who need to get on with the times. We must be better men.
>>736198356you must be a bot, if you have that hard of a time understanding a post>>736198473same things were said about ninja turtles. don't hide your autism behind some political agenda.
>>736197564>PriichNobody is gonna know who you’re talking about anon, might as well refer to her by her most well known name.
God, the Zelda movie is going to be complete cancer, isn't it?
>>736197573Barefoot Goddess
>>736189953Does she get raped by Bowser?
>>736198673you tell me. who looks like the main character
>>736198724if she did, it would be a better movie
>>736198252Villains can kill their enemies, but Bowser is not and has never been the type of villain to set up a massive sacrifice and then attempt to kill Peach.
>>736198642Cry more you soulless kike.
Spoil me, what are the post credit scenes? Is Wario in this?
>>736198238>But Rosalina being downgraded from cosmic guardian to damsel in distress is just plain unforgivable.They did the same with Luigi in Movie 1. It’s just the sister that gets kidnapped this time.
>>736197573Maybe ancient kids movies werent. But modern ones always show women as the ultra competent fighter character and men as the goofy moron.
>>736197832What else would he be?
>>736195251No my heckin Bowser wouldn't do that!
>>736197194If Peach forced her mushroom down MY throat I wouldn’t see it as invasive and disrespectful
>>736198768sorry, i made you cry kid
>>736198658Imagine a Mario RPG 2 where she is a recurring rival boss character you fight during a quest to rescue Peach, where she was raised by koopas and thinks she is a koopaling, only for later on to discover she is Peach's long lost younger sister whom became separated when they were infants when the turtle tribe attacked the Mushroom kingdom when it still had a king, and then she joins your party as the games new Mallow/Geno type character.
>>736189953doesn't shonen anime do this a lot?
You are ignoring the fact that Star Fox and Game & Watch are officially part of Nintendo.
>>736198524Youre no better than cattle. You exist for female sexual pleasure. Men have become a product on a production line these days. We live 25 years less than women, and fuck 25 times less, and work 25 times harder. Sometimes I get severe psychosis at what I’m witnessing. Until now, walk with me down this dark alleyway and take the pills I have in my pocket. Then I will be showing you the truth in time.
>>736196161As far as mainline Mario games are concerned, Bowser has never lost a fair fight to Mario, Mario has always had to use environmental hazards, power ups or teamwork to beat him.
>>736198916 (me)Fuck i meant mario
>>736198203That's because most Jews were nerds in school and would do anything to score some pussy.That's also why so many of them are pedos, they're still stuck in that schoolyard mentality and their tastes never matured beyond their first crush.
>>736198203important truth crumb
>>736198916Game&Watch has always been tied to Mario, with the only exceptions being the licensed games and the Zelda G&W.
>>736198764That's irrelevant for this tiktok snoorefest, none of the characterizations follows the source material. You have to understand this iteration it's not the peach of the games, and so isn't bowser. Besides, Peach is the true protagonist of this series of movies, not Mario, she being an actual threat and competent figther on this one, and so she became Bowser true rival on this story, Mario being something more like a Toad of the bunch rather than the actual adversary. It makes sense that Koopalings and his father want to kill them and take the kingdom for themselves if marriage is no longer an option. Even in the games, Bowser have different iterations with distinction while retaining his core as a self interested tyrant. It's worth remembering that this still is a toddler movie by the minions staff, they are just using the Mario skin for their social engineering screen tested dogshit at the end of the day, they don't put this much thought as us on this.
>>736198728Bruhhhh
So is there a camrip yet?
>>736195426confession denied.
>>736198987it's easy to get stuck in that too if your religion says that you are the chosen people.
>>736198728Can't wait for shills to use that one game to justify Zelda being more capable than Link.
>>736191275takes a village to raise a child every parent has a responsibility to fix society and orient it with God's true vision. In this case, have women act like women and men act like men. The Mario movies are completely out of whack when it comes to gender portrayal and it is embarrassingly obvious because of how out of touch it is with the source material. ((their)) agenda becomes evident>>736193443they hate God. Unironically. They hate existence ask any dysgenic, tranny, spiteful mutant, or communist what their opinion of God is, they short circuit with impotent rage.Neo-Marxism = cultural marxism. as in, they have moved on from class war/ economics and their main focus is on equalizing individuals on the basis of things like gender race and beauty. (very retarded and discordant with nature. Unharmonious of them.) But we see it clearly in Peach's behavior being unladylike and Ken/Leon being racially incorrectthe ideologically captured will pretend not to notice or understand my argument.
>>736198728I 100% know everything I need to know about this movie from this picture. It's going to be a standard YA adventure film where Zelda is the protagonist, and Link is her subservient boy-toy. A Hunger Games-like.
>>736199597Wise post.
>>736198203These movies' creators are obstensibly Japanese though.
>>736197573tolkien hated this because they werent busy raping and killing each other
>>736190107Tendies are manchildren what do you expect
>>736199597I can respect rebelling against God. That's just human nature. It's just that they do it in a very gay way.
>peach and rosalina are sistersonly good thing to come out of this movie, now the futa porn will be hotter.
>>736199597Kaiba never tells a lie
>>736189953So much shit just zooms by in this movie gotta be one of the worst paced movies I've ever seen
>>736199597Guy fell for reskinned cultural boshevism one size fits all boogeyman, hate to see it. I'm an anarcho communist and an agnostic cuz I respect everyone's right to pursue truth for personal growth however they see fit, so long as they don't weild their beliefs in a way that prevents others from doing the same. Individual right to agency and all that.
>>736199891>i am gaythanks for this post
>>736191673She still looks uglier than Game Peach, Movie Peach was a mistake
>>736200000digits of truth
>>736200000Are you also gay for watching average porn for having a dude with a cock? I guess so. Sounds even gayer
>>736191673>we want the AI pajeet audience
>>736193472How did this get by the Mario Mandate?
>>736198802Because modern ones are captured by communist jews who want to make it easier to rape goy women, see >>736195039
>>736198728Hey, they are both seemingly white and seemingly blond. That's literally the best case scenario in 2026. The best thing you can do now is ignore this shit as much as you possibly can, unless you, only inadvertently, see more clips or meme pictures of it and you see the vast majority of non-Gerudo humans is also white and you never see or hear that there is any shit like Zelda using the Master Sword and doing half the fighting.
>>736200000no, thank YOU for this post
>>736198203Not at all man, you're not seeing the level of subversion they're working at.
>>736195039this is pretty accurate
>>736200000Wasted quints.
>>736199597This man knows what's up.
>im going to make a difference by buying tickets and then whining about it to other manchildren on /v/
>>736189953I think we should do like the Greeks, and ban women from acting. Instead have twinks play women, like the Greeks.
>>736200398You don't need to narrative your life here shillburg
People are desperately defending this shit because of how much tickets cost these days, and because this is what they got instead of new mainline Mario games on Switch 2.
>walk out into the real world>most women are still feminine>most men are still mensorry if you're terminally online or live in california, i guess
>>736200126Don't know why this even has to be said but there is solo porn. It's what I exclusively fapped to until they age-restricted Chaturbate in my country (looks like they want us to watch gay porn, besides pushing for online ID)Keep gooning to penus and telling yourself it's not gay tho
>>736199597>>736199905That's some crazy shit to post while using Seto (Egyptian god Set) Kaiba. Kaiba is one world goverment in an anime character.
>>736200479Every woman is a childless career ho now which is the point of this feminism crap in every movie, what are you talking about.
>>736200534He's a Randian Hero.
>>736199641Also Ganondorf is going to be an incel who kidnapped link?
>>736199597Thank you Kaiba, very cool.
This is men fault. Nu males are weak and low T, so they are sctually close to females. If men were violent beasts again the feminism bullshit would drop instantly
Oh my Kirkness this is outrageous!!!!@grok how can a proud manchild bugmen with arrested development like myself fight against the horrors of communist wokeness in children's media and be the greatest goy for Netanyahu-sama?
>>736200479>walk out into the real world>most women are pierced, tattoo blob monstersI don't even live in California, this is ass.
>>736199938>anarcho communistHow the fuck you gonna enforce that Communist agenda without a government? Communism is literally absolute Totalitarianism, the total opposite of Anarchy.
>>736189953this post reeks of incelrage but it's true we now have 3 characters with the same personality
>>736199597>takes a village to raise a childJust turn the TV off nigga
>>736198223>Pirate_Nation,He's shilling the movie again kek Genuinely hate this third worlderhttps://x.com/Pirat_Nation/status/2039501667893154226
>>736201054>it's trueThen why say shit like "incel rage" and label someone who's merely stating facts? While dumping your pedo folder
This does not deserve to be called a Mario movie. Mario is barely in it.
I really like it and while I can agree the pacing was really fast, I was crying tears of joy when I saw the SS Dolphin with the pikmin, Samus' ship and Fox McCloud all in the same time span.
>>736201181>Then why say shit like "incel rage"Idk, why do people say that the sky is blue?
>>736200980It's not, you're just conflating soviet style state socialism with all communism. It's the narrative american power/capital has been pushing our whole lives to protect itself.
>>736201301That's horribly sad.
>>736201301Bro, that wasn't the mario movie, you were just playing smash bros brawl.
