Old and busted: Marvel New hotness: Nintendo
>best ever april wednesday
>>736202717Prepare for video game movie slop for the next 15 years anon
How are the usual suspects coping
>>736202717>best daily numbers this april so far!I hate all journos
>>736202790>>736202897That's the joke.
>retards thought the movie was going to flop because critics were giving it a low scorelmao
>>736202875
Ok, the movie is still shit
>>736202717Sonic is 1 million times better.
>>736205350What does that even mean? his cope don't make sense
>>>/tv/
There must always be... manchildslop.
This movie is the equivalent of a bunch of Youtube shorts, kids are gonna eat it up like cocaine.
>already using odyssey stuffwhats left for movie 3
>>736205350cope
>>736205350>UUUHH INFLATION IS THE REASON ITS DOING SO WELLYeah, thats how that works.
STOP MAKING MOVIES! I want VIDEO GAMES! Why have we still not heard anything but NateTheHate rumors about the new 3D Mario game?
>>736206473Mario LandMario and LuigiPaper MarioMario SunshineMario and SonicMario is MissingMario PartyMario TennisMario BaseballMario 3 on 3Mario GolfYoshi's IslandDr MarioMario vs DKMario KartLuigis Mansion HouseMario and RabbidsMario goes to the storeSuper Smash Bros and Mario
>>736206692Blame the kids and parents of today.They just love to look at tik tok clips more than playing actual games. And every child gets an Ipad or a phone at year 1 instead of a Nintendo console.
GoodI want it to beat frozen and frozen 2 again. the WORST goddamn disney movies I have ever seen.
>>736206828>They just love to look at tik tok clips more than playing actual gamesYes, we can them secondaries: fans that don't play the source material. It's not a new thing.Plenty of Pokemon fans have never beaten a Pokemon game
>>736205350kek
>>736206801>Mario and SonicThis is going to get the biggest pop. Mario and Sonic in the same movie for the first time will be as close as our kids get to the feeling we got the Sonic in Smash Brawl announcement. It won't really be as big or really close, but it'll be something for them.
>nintendo product is a success>the usual suspects start putting on the fake concern act about how nintendo is not making games anymoreEvery time
>>736202717disney adults 2: wahoo boogaloo!
The Galaxy movie was fucking terrible but I actually think I like Charlie Day as Luigi way more than I ever liked Martinet.
>>736205350My ticket was only $6 because it's not some major theater chain.
>>736207674Charlie is a good actor so it's not a surprise
>>736205350fatter people means bigger seats and higher mantainance costs
>>736206473Daisy and Koopalings. They can fill the movie with locations from Odyssey they didn't use here. Also Delfino, actually if they make a quarter of the movie Sunshine, they can have Tennis and Golf stuff.
>>736205350deen manages to find a decent talking point and completely miss it. Yes, movie ticket prices have gone up and they boost the overall box office, but the difference between THREE years is negotiable and also not true when the movie beat the April box office records. Fuckin' swing and da miss, buddy.
>>736202717>they'll buy it/see it anyways Explain yourself, Nintendies.
>nintendo products NOT flopping because they have a fanbase is now the cope
>>736202717very much the perfect film for the shifting zeitgeist from left to right: a couple of wild adventurers go conquer, save some Mexican underlings for the starter. although they're almighty, girls only exist as princesses and usually need to get saved by some moustache machismos (they're decidedly anti-alpha-males of course, we're still in the shift). thank god they're bros cause otherwise the danger of the lgbtq+ community squibbing would be too big. then again super bro Mario is oddly fascinated by that wild fox & his petrol fetish, isn't he?! hmmm. mmmh.the antagonists - father & son, and possibly something about toxic masculinity getting handed down to the next generation, but honestly... that's not really in here, they're just randomly "choosing" to be bad - anyway, those antagonists - and that's probably the most interesting part of it all - are artists! their literal weapons are paintbrushes! what? near the end Luigi tries to fight back with painting something as well, but he's completely incompetent. he has not their super power although he's part of our super hero team. he's just a boring normie. turns out those evil tortoises are actually creative, and obviously fight the small-minded opportunists, don't they?! the movie paints them as the villains that are only able to create sinister stuff with their art. as far as i can tell this never was part of the gaming series, so this was developed by the writers & animators, which are... artists? do they not see themselves as that? don't they see the shrieking irony in that? this looks like a very weird form of self-flagellation. what's going on here?
>>736202717I am waiting for the demographics who watched the movie.
>>736205350Damn this is pathetic. He's absolutely going to murder his family some day.
>>736205350ticket prices have been almost 1:1 with inflation lol
>>736206801>Paper MarioLooks like Tanabe isn't retiring yet.
I unironically believe that if the Mario movies were good, they would make less money because the retarded kids and manchildren who pay to see it would be bored by an actual plot and character development instead of the constant ADHD barrage of "I KNOW WHAT THAT IS".
>>736207674Looking back on things, Martinet's defining role to me is not Mario, whose already been recast multiple times before and now after him, but Wario.
>>736207674Charlie Day's Luigi reminds me of Julian Bardakoff's voice from Mario Party 1/2 and Mario Kart 64.
>>736209428There are multiple higher grossing animated movies that have much better stories/character development than the Mario movies.Toy Story 5 won't be hurt by having a story.
>>736209295Little tendie, even in some reality where Deen's progressing "NDS" makes him murder his wife and children in cold blood before an hero'ing, it's still not going to suddenly discredit all the issues people have with the company you view as your friends and if you're excited at the prospect of that happening, all because it would finally give you a W in some stupid internet pissing contests, then that makes YOU the ticking time bomb.
>>736209295>He's absolutely going to murder his family some day.I don't think this nigga has a family. He spends too much time searching up himself and obsessing over nintendo
>>736209804Quit the LARP no one actually believes that nigger comes here to rage
>>736205350based Nintendeen making the tendies seethe
hi deen
>breaks record >audience likes it >movie “journos” are jealous of the brand effect Another win for Nintendo
I went to a showing in a fairly big town, and the theater was almost entirely empty.
>>736210738>audience likes itDo they? Haven't seen a single person say they enjoyed watching it.
>>736206801I would be genuinely shocked if they use any of the side games as real major plot material. I really can't imagine fucking fawful showing up as a prominent villain. I'd actually lose my shit for it but I just can't see them doing that at all
Mario has a long history of anti male sentiment. Very unappreciated as a man myself. It’s extremely volatile for men to be the victim of sexual humiliating remarks. Their options aren’t the greatest, and it’s clearly being done to trick men into touching less than desirable women, by a cult working for a larger than life conspiracy plot.
This movie is an encapsulation of everything wrong with nerd culture. We truly have reach the absolute peak of corporate shitslop where you get your senses assaulted by special effects and you clap like a seal at all the references that you recognize. Roger Ebert was right about everything
Drove by my local theater, which is a small chain theater. It was around 10am but there was already a line forming outside the theater. On my drive back around 4pm, the entire parking lot was full. This movie about to make some huge bucks.
>>736205350Take a proper screenshot, phonefaggot.
>>736205350>>736202717>it's making ~10% more than the first oneSo it's gonna end up with about $1.5 billionIt MIGHT be the #1 movie of 2026, depending on how the following shake out:>Toy Story 5>Avengers: Doomsday>Spider-Man: Brand New Day
>>736211161Seethe harder, snoy.
>>736202717>34 milThey missed their target by more than half, oh well.
>>736205350this autistic retard needs to fuck offtendies have an easy scapegoat now to deflect any criticismI just want this company to make good games again instead of open-world slop and shitty movies from the minions studiobut I'm not going to pretend that appealing to the lowest common denominator with this and pokéslop isn't a successful strategy
>>736207674Luigi is just G rated Charlie It's always Sunny, I'm surprised they didn't reference Destiny Delmaggio again.
>>736211161You are an insufferable faggot my man.
>>736212087>I just want this company to make good games again instead of open-world slopThe last open world game was Mario Kart World what are you on about?
>>736209636Toy Story 4 suckedToy Story 5 will be bad too
>>736212315donkey kong bananza?metroid prime 4?
>>736212087Pokopia is a very good dame, as was Kirby Air Riders, DK Bananza and many other modern Nintendo games
>>736212435Neither of those games are open world, unless you think Super Mario 64 was open world.
>>736212384>Ipad is sentient >Ipad can write code and hackToy story 5 just opened a whole can of warms. Are computers sentient? Are game systems sentient too?
>>736212596>can of warmskek
>>736211161>Roger EbertYou still kiss the ground that fatass walked on?
>>736212596I didn't know what the fifth film was about so I just watched the trailerjesus christ the jessie voice actor sounds like a half dead old woman now
>>736205350then why didn't this work for avatar?
>>736209527Martinet was kino as Mario in the 64 days, but his voice quickly went downhill. First time I ever played Galaxy I could tell his voice packed any luster that it used to have. Wario was consistently good though.
