>Why do princesses always let themselves get kidnaped so easily?What could he possibly mean by that?
Girls being retarded shouldn't be a big revalation, anon.
Cause they want BWC
>>736208414Big Wario Cock?!?!?!
>>736208207It's crazy how something is big as king wart from smb2 is just casually in a movie and it isn't a huge deal. 20 years ago this would have been mind-blowing to think about, much more Fox Mcloud also appearing in the same movie. these used to be crossovers we would dream about. unfortunately the Wreck-It Ralph formula ruined these things. now everyone is trying to copy it.
>>736208574SMB2 just aged like shit, it didn't pass the test of time, unfortunately.
>>736208710BullshitIt's still a great game
>>736208207>Thought this a crop for a vore pic with that op description I hate my brain
>>736208574Everything about this movie was mishandled. Most of all the editing and Fox. If they just kept that a secret it would have been 2026's Chicken Jockey
>>736208574Yeah, they should've just made it K.Rool instead.
>>736210256i was going to make a case that krool has never canonically interacted with mariobut then we have foxn/m
>>736208207you just KNOW
>>736210395You could also count Super Sluggers since K. Rool is in that game.
>>736210470You just know what?
>>736208574it would have been pretty fucking cool if they just did a smb2 movie instead and actually let the character have a comeback and some room to breathe instead of being a random as fuck side plot cameo appearance in an unrelated game's movie being blitzed through purely for nostalgia wankery>inb4 nobody cares about smb2 over galaxythey're teasing a fucking mario land movie with daisy showing up at the credits, going from galaxy with a clusterfuck plethora of cameos to fat retarded IBS mario is more deranged than starting off with the fat retarded dream frog and his tranny lizard minion
>>736210514>he doesn't know
>>736208574>complete irrelevant shit character of a terrible reskinned game shows up>WOWZERS if anything fox being in is huge
>>736208521No, Big Wario Console!
>>736210494i consider that a party game like smash bros and well, mario party
>>736210256they should have both k rool and wart and they can squish me between their bellies I mean what haha
>>736208574No one knows who Wart is, anyone who does is so ancient that they don't give a shit anymore
>>736210887thats gross you fagsame
>>736208574this can all be blamed on ready player one actually
>>736208207The movie makers don't know anything about the character and didn't play the game but they do know about star wars and jabba the hut so they just made him like that.
>>736208574everything is about nostalgiabaiting and references now, it's not unique anymore
>>736208207been hearing this movie is shit but is it at least as good as the last one?
>>736211502no
I loved how all.the mario 2 characters were all together.
>>736210156>2026's Chicken Jockeyin that a bunch of niggers spill popcorn all over the isles?or that it's brainrot slop shit out by a soulless corporate algorithm.?
>>736211502They're about the same.If you liked the first one it's more of the same but it has higher highs and lower lows
>>736211502It's shit and worse than the first one.
>>736211502Dialogue sucks. It would have been better if they didn't talk at all. Fox was great though
>>736209949There needs to be!
>>736208207Wart x Fox sexo!
>>736211502If you're easily entertained by action and references it's better, if you value movies beyond surface-level details it's worse
>>736211502It's slightly worse than the first one, with many more unnecessary scenes and character appearances that messes with the pacing. A lot more action, but without any kind of a plot to give it meaning, you're just left kinda numb to it.
>>736208207this Wart re design looked a lot less menacing than the OG 2d sprite
