i had 3 shots of vodkawhat VIDEO GAME should i playi have a nintendo switch 2 and a steam decki also do have a ps4 but i don't feel like starting gravity rush even though i bought it years agoi don't want to sit at my desk anymorei just want to lie in bed and play games with my dakimakura next to meanyway what do i PLAY
play some bullshit survivor like game, like brotato or something
>>736208635>3 shots of vodka>i have a nintendo switch 2 Appropriate amount of alcohol for a toddler.Mario kart.
>>736208976i am 28 years old, five foot ten inches, roughly one hundred and fifty AMERICAN poundsi bet you chug mixed drinks with a chaser faggoti take that shit RAW
>>736208635>I have a Nintendo switch Finish the rest of the bottle and then have another to wash it down
>>736208635Team Fortress 2
Do people actually play while being drunk? I guess 3 shots of vodka isn't that much but still. Watch a movie or something
>>736209040> five foot ten inches
>>736209040How can you still be so sensitive at 28?He's saying that 3 shots of vodka isn't that much. Which I happen to agree.If you're typing in full sentences then you're not drunk enough. Drink more and go with the flow.Turn off your computer, sit in bed with your Switch 2 or your Steam Deck and just boot something up. I'll make it even easier, boot up the 4th game in your library. Doesn't matter if you don't think you're feeling it, just do it.
>>736209505i don't have any more alcohol you NIGGER
>>736209607>not enough alcohol to actually get drunkI can see why you're so angry.Just get some sleep and either buy more that's cheaper next time or get a job to pay for it.
>>736209779IF I WASN'T DRUNK I WOULDN'T HAVE MADE THIS THREAD!!!!!!nigger
>>736209040>five foot ten incheshahahahahaha
>>736208786better yet Gem Defender Basedjak Survivor
>>736210927i have a bigger dick than you
>>736211312prove it
>DUDE ALCOHOL LOL
>>736208635Download a shitty f2p game and tell us if it's good or not
>>736211383okaypost a picture of your erect penis with a ruler pressed into your pelvis above is
>>736211396Yeah alcohol doesn’t really make sense if you think about it too long. Jesus basically seems to be the one drinking most of it. He clones himself then basically still needs to eat and drink. But the concept of alcoholism is quite retarded, as that implies the people don’t fully comprehend what they’re doing. But they’re clones, they know exactly what’s going on. He also proves the pain doesn’t bother him, I saw Jesus cut off a guys arms and legs before. But he was that guy, and he looked at the camera and was screaming in excstacy because he loves to feel pain, which is why he actually did that on purpose. He’s in my house with me right now and touches my penis a lot. Which is how I know all this.
>>736209040ur kind of a pussy lad
you get drunk on 3 shots of vodka? lol what the fuck
>>736209607Why don't you have more? It takes me 4 shots minimum to get going and I drink once or twice a month because I'm a poor neet. Anyways I enjoy classic shooters the most when drinking and I'll go deep into any doom wad while plastered.
>>736208635Nine Sols. Darkwood. Uh. I don't know Switch 2 games for shit, but I think it's all backward compatible.
>>736211762Ugh this one time Jesus sent me to the hospital, then also sent one of his own clones to be in the bed next to me. Because he likes to force me to observe his fucking clones, which is what all the guns are for. And he pretended he had drank 30 beers and was arrested for speeding, it’s like his stupid larping. He does this type of thing to me all the time, I’ve told him to leave me alone but he keeps forcing me to watch his faggot clones doing faggot things. He even kills these people in front of me all the time just as like some proof of how serious this world is, he even raped both my mom and dad and then killed them lol. Not done by real people, he did it, and made it using clones. Hes pretty serious, he heals my body too dude because he said im the only real person in my own private world filled with billions of clones.
>>736208635Dude booze lmao
>>736211640>>736212026true
>>736208635I had a liter of vodka and finally beat Heart of the Spire as The Silent for the first time.