AEIOU.
time for another chinese earthquake
tfw non-zero chance of moonbase alpha becoming real in our lifetime again
why are we going to the dark side of the moon? I'm scared bros
>this mad uncs shit their pants with laughter
>>736211045>>this mad uncsThese*
If you read the alphabet out phonetically, it’s actually a song. Eh? E, I owe you. Eh? Bee sea. De(?) Fuck G(6). H(?) eye (jk) loser male no (pee). Queue arr /s. t(cross) u(smile) v(graph). W(wait) x(cross) why? Z(kill).
>>736210837https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B488z1MmaAJohn Madden
HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA
>>736211214Hahaha
>>736210837you crashed my fuucking car
>>736211186kino
>>736211186>momma mia, poppa pia, baby got the diaarRRHEAfuck that got me good
Good times. Does this game require external servers or could we jump on right now?
>>736210914Ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr
>EARTH COMFIRED FOR FLAT,CONFIRMED?CONFIRMED!
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do!
i will SING my way off the moon~
hoses? hoses! hoses? hoses! hoses? hoses! hoses? hoses! hoses? hoses! hoses? hoses! hoses? hoses! hoses? hoses! hoses? hoses!
>>736213982Sun also confirmed for flat.
so why are we going back to the moon again
>>736214112There's sailors on the moon and they carry a harpoon.
>>736211045only a little bit of wee came out
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>736214226Exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark.
>>736210837NO WE NEED TO EXPLORE
>>736211179>x(cross)Fucker.
>>736210837?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
>>7362144649999999999999
FOOTBALL!
Why don't more games have text to speechIt's fucking hilarious
John Madden
>>736211073Kek
>>736210837>hey I know we went to the moon like 10 times 50 years ago but let's just go around it this time and not land or anything lmao>why won't you land?>lmao
>>736215886they're going around to find a parking spot
>>736215886You may well be pretending to be retarded, but there are genuinely people out there who are unable to understand that testing new technologies by doing moon flybys is a reasonable suggestion.People who think they know everything about a situation because they hear the barest details and then jump to braindead conclusions. 'No, the folks at NASA must be stupid doing something that I can't understand!'
>>736214112It's a bid to distract the American public from the administration's current failures. Space programs don't help the average person in any way.
>>736216147If I I was at NASA? Well, let's just say we'd be colonizing the Andromeda by now
>>736216147>we went to the moon 6 times in a metal bucket with the computing power of a toaster 50 years ago but we can't today with 500 billion times the computing power and super-materials pieced together atom by atom by insanely advanced machinery
>teehee we totes went around the moon again trust>please forget about how the entire us government is full of satanic pedos pls
>>736215886That's how you know it's a grift.