*ruins 2d platformers forever*
platformers such as?
>>736216184>remove the spikes>call it Easy difficulty>now those drones playing on Easy think they can weigh in on a discussion of said gameYeah, miss me with your gay opinion dude
I really wonder what platformers people play whenever this gets posted
>>736216217>>736216649Its literally celeste and path of pain from hollow knight and some parts of silksong
Motherfuckers will praise freedom of movement and then bash on anything that's not a "one way and one way only to solve this" gameplay.
>>736216217>>736216649also wings of vi
OC
>>736216282ThisYou need to separate actual game players and content tourists from each other because content tourists have NOTHING of value worth saying or listening to. A basic difficulty wall like this is a decent gate to keep them out, or at least make it easy to identify, exclude and silence them if they attempt to muscle in on discussion they are not welcome/wanted in.
>>736216873BROOO THE MOVEMENT IN THIS GAME IS CRAAAZY!DA SCHMOOVMENT THOBRUUUHHH
>>736216649>"But it's an endgame thing-"Nope, this isn't even a fifth of the way into the game.
>>736216705>celesteIsn't this the troon game
>>736216184that's just presentation though, i thought hardcore gamers like yourself only cared about the gameplay
>>736216873>it's ok when 3D Mario does it
>>736216827wings of vi is an actual shit game though, especially compared to celestetake the girl with big tits off the cover and it would have faded into obscurity faster
>>736217023What's funny is that celeste was just your run of the mil platformer with a couple of random pride flags in a single artwork at the end of the game that didn't take up even 1% of the artwork.Then the tranny speedrunner revolution started and the devs went all in.
>>736216217Kys
>am I bad?>no, it's the level design that's bad!
>>736217179Mattmakesgames, the lead dev of Celeste and the pioneer of the subgenre making games of this style years before Meatboy brought it to mainstream, was already "nonbinary" before the release.
There's better platformers out there than Celeste but it's still an amazing game and it's hilarious that it makes you so mad you have to spam this image that does not apply at all to the game.
>>736216282>watch gameplay/walkthrough video>complain the game is too hard>shit up thread without even playing the game
>>736216873I recognize that rabbit.
>>736217678Bro what, celeste is just tamed iwbtg/b, which predates celeste by years
>>736219230Jumper predates IWBTG by 3 years.
>>736219230>Celeste is tamed iwbtgIWBTG is easier than Celeste lol
>>736216217CelesteSuper Meat Boy
>>736216184
>>736216217Cave story
>>736216873Sonic Adventure... how kino...
>>736216184If the jumps can barely be done, implying a pixel perfect jump. What difference do the spikes make?
>>736216873Mario 64 glazing nint*ddlers be like>YOOOOOO THIS IS A GENERATIONAL ACHIEVEMENT, REGGIE'S DONE IT AGAIN
>>736216969kek, perfect
>>736216705Celeste literally teaches you a speedrunning method at the end where you can bypass almost every previous level. It's nothing like op's image.
>>736216184A platformer that is built like that usually has no other type of ineraction besides platforming because it has no enemies or other elements outsode platforming itself.Its not necessarily a bad thing. You dont complain that all you do in a racing sim is acelerate, brake and drive to avoid going off road do you?Anyway play my game bitches. It plays exactly like that>Free demohttps://panic-ok.itch.io/panic-floor>Full gamehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1971670/Panic_Floor/
>>736217057it actually isn't which is why I exclusively play the updated patched version of SM64
>>736221218Always good to see anons actually making something
>>736220836To make it seem more appealing to normalfags who are watching streams and speedruns.For IWBTG it was all a part of the fuckery, coat a room in spikes to force the player to memorize which spikes are rigged to shoot out or do something quirky, but for games like Celeste that's all they're there for, normalfag bait.
>>736222597What screen in IWBTG is like that?
>>736220346this desu.
>>736221218>The title screen is already in tranny flag colors.
>>736216705Neither of those have jumps that can barely done with the spikes, let alone if the spikes were removed. I think you're just bad.
>>736223851Are you just never gonna play or watch anything that has the color pink in it?
You fags would cry and ragequit if you played actually difficult platforms
>>736224180But I have played exactly the one you posted?And I enjoy that you have to actually no miss the bosses on Hell's Finest, not exactly the stage because you have checkpoints there.
>>736216217Super Meat Boy, stupid zoomer
>>736223965Light pink, light blue and white. Surely it's just pure coincidence sisbro.
>>736224323They are just colors, and ones usually associated with the feminine or sometimes just cuteness, relaxation, and what not.Letting some mentally ill freaks take away such things for you is just spiritual weakness on your part.
>>736216184This is what the white palace is, and I'll never understand the cocksuckers glazing it
>>736216873Oh, it's the new Super Meat Boy.
>>736224398>you are mentally weak if you can recognize patterns
>>736224424And I pointed out there are more patterns involved other than the one you are scared of. But I'm not very interested in continuing the discussion here, enjoy making your enemies win, unless you are actually supporting them and falseflagging.
>>736224503Occam's Razor. Keep seething, trannylover
>>736224180I would never play those 2 games again without a FAST autofire option, which ppsspp doesnt have for some reason
>>736216184Was it really necessary to make her trans?
>>736224424>you are mentally weak if you can recognize patterns>Every time retards cede ground based on colors, trannies become more widespreadMaybe you should take your own advice.
>>736224832Apparently he didn't notice that pattern even while it was pointed out straight along with what else is associated with some colors.Some people just have terrible intuition.
>>736224557You can always just launch the emulator through steam and use steam input to enable turbo
>>736216873More like be so shit at programming that you refuse to fix exploits that allow challenge to be bypassed.
>>736220346kek
>>736224832>PLAY THE FUCKING TRANNY GAME ALREADY CHUD IF YOU DON'T THE TRANNIES WIN!!!!No.
>>736217179I see we're pretending that rightwingers didn't get absolutely assblasted about the tiny pride flags.
>>736224932Not quite, it's usually a design issue. In sdomething like SM64 you have lots of movement options that you need to actually master to skip contentIn modern indie 3D platformers, they just give you a double and triple jump you can do at the push of a button at any time, so any aspect of mastery is thrown out the window
>>736216705Celeste is nothing like this, never played the other games. Only games I know that are like this are SSM2 user levels and ROM hacks.
>>736224323Does that even have light blue in it? I just see different shades of pink.I am slightly colorblind admittedly.
>>736224323>whiteOn face and ears? Mindbroken by trannies.
Niggers without working thumbs saying SMB like it isn't lenient as fuck.
>>736216705celeste isn't that hard guys
>>736216217all of the harder levels in super mario maker are exactly like that
>>736216184May I suggest the Kirby series to you OP. It might be closer to your skill level.
>>736225398For me, it's fangames.
>>736221218Good game anon. Not regretting my purchase
>>736216282look at the image again, little cub
>>736219267Where does VVVVVV lie in the timeline?
>>736221218I stopped going to agdg because of all the autists and crabs, had no clue your game actually came out.
>>736224291>18 years ago>"damn these modern platformers!"
>>736216873>every 3D platformer indie shit gameBonus points if the achievements are all speedrun levels of times
>>736225398That looks like a mod. You might as well say Mario, cause of the kaizo stuff then.
>>736216184if the jumps can barely be done in an open space then the spikes aren't making the level any harder (because if you aren't pixel perfect you are gonna fall anyway) and they are just there for flavor.I unironically don't get what the issue is, what would a good 2D platformer level look like instead?
>>73622661718 years ago the modern platformer was created, and they continue to be unfun
>>736227139for you
>>736220626Optional final dungeon with maybe 3 jumps like that, and an expectation that you'll replay the game to get something that makes the jumps pretty easy
>>736227139idk Rayman made me mald more than any other platformer I've played after it
>>736226308Couple months before Super Meat Boy.
>>736225728https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5jQqBaB6l8 this better be the bgm.
>>736216282This is why you only unlock Easy Mode after the player beats Hard Mode.
>>736216217Dustforce
all platformer sucks except for Kid Chameleon, Dynamie Headdy and Umihara Kawase
>>736221218The girl's butt is WAY too big.
>>736227890Other games have used it, in this case it keeps the same song of the stage for this section. It does use sound effects thoughhttps://youtu.be/1SKJENzOi2Y?si=0-LX6qotcWgexT06&t=2744
>>736216217Every fucking "I wanna be the guy" iteration
>>736227139>>736227607I found Super Mario Bros 3 more frustrating than Celeste, The End is Nigh, Hollow Knight, Silksong, Jump King, Ghosts n' Goblins Resurrection, most of the IWBTG fangames I've played and the demo of the game anon posted in this thread.Though the fact I played it with a 360 controller that destroys my thumbs might have contributed to that.
>>736216873funny, but what is this supposed to be?
>>736224631Ill always view celeste as a story about a bipolar and mentally unwell girl learning how to deal with her insecurities and entering adult life.Doing a retcon claiming that the game was always about something it was obviously not is retarded and should be ignored
>>736229474I'm assuming it's hammers. The middle one is currently up, the others are down.
>>736229474Some sort of hammer or axe?
>>736216217The End is Nigh
>>736221218>>736228796what happened to the art? I remember when the girl was still a ninja that the art didn't look this awkward.
>>736229608The End is Nigh is nothing like that
>>736229235that's not even remotely accuratethe image is mocking super meat boy and it's derivativesiwbtg kills you unfairly by putting some unique instant death element in nearly every screen
>>736229786he said iterations, so i assume he's talking about the fangames, which a lot of them have way less traps and way more spikes
>>736216873There was that brown woman platformer who's advertisments were LITERALLY the player doing this.>>736229474Nintendo hand boss
>>736224291Super Meat Boy isn't even as precise as the image implies. Even in the hardest world of the game there's still a generous amount of leeway. That image seems more like a laser-focused criticism of Celeste.
>>736217179Saying "the devs went all in" when there was one and he transitioned somehow feels like it's underplaying it.
>>736223851>troons invented pink and blue
>>736230241It is precise for some joomps, but not usually when you have to avoid enemies
>>736224832pink pastel + coomer shit + pixel graphics is tranny enough, I don't need the trans flag in to not be interested.Just saying that the dev's intention doesn't really matter, it's just unappealing.
>>736229786
what's your favorite blend, /v/
>>736230578Yes, boshy is garbage so?>>736230643100% platformer
>>736230643Roguelite deckbuilder, actually.
>>736230578That's boshy, not IWBTG. Boshy is infamous for being significantly more difficult than IWBTG. The actual IWBTG only had like 2 segments that even border on precision platforming.
