Nyoooooo I don’t wanna go to work I wanna stay home and play video games and eat potato chippies fuck this gay earth and capitalism I just wanna vidya
>>736221551I've been doing exactly that for the last 3 years. I kinda miss working and having money to spend on shit. Mostly just drugs and whores though.
>gif>doesn't movefuck you
OP when he comes home
>>736221551>currently financially able to skip overtime and rest and play vidya all day>but I never do that and work 50-60 hours a week cuz I'm paranoid that I might need the money for some kinda expensive medical care or something
>>736221551I feel the same way
>come back from work>just watch youtube all evening
>>736221867this retard's psp is gonna be all greasy what a fucking idiot
I don't wanna workWhy can't we get paid to post waifu
>>736221910That is why i drink 2 coffee in the last hour at work.
>>736221910I hate this. I hate youtube. I hate myself.
Work sucks but being hungry or not being able to buy what i want whenever i want it sucks even more
I mainly work for fun but I don't find it that tiring. Personally I just play before word from 6:30-7:30, then work from 8-8, then play from 8-10. It works pretty well I have no complaints. Perhaps OP needs to get better at his job?
>>736222165You have never gone hungry. You don't live in some African shithole
>>736221551>>736221867
>>736222231>getting up this earlyslave
>>736222236I was a college student once, i know how it feels like only having 2 meals a week.
>>736221551My boyfriend does all the work and I just stay at home and play Pokopia and Marathon. And make losers seethe on /v/ by showing them how dumb they are (usually about Marathon/Crimson Desert recently)
>>736222302you can't compare starving yourself out of laziness to not even having drinking water
>>736222274I'm a morning person, I find if I go in early my workers also come in earlier and get more done.
>>736222346tits or gtfo
>>736222357I wouldnt call a lack of money laziness but whatever helps you orgasm.
>>736222274I usually wake up at 3:30~4 AM because I can't sleeplife sucks
>>736222491Just close your eyes and fall asleep
>>736221910>oh hey, I'm off work and I ain't got shit to do>time for the perfect vidya day >order a ridiculous amount of Chinese food >oh man I'm stuffed>welp, time to play this new game I've been looking forward to all week->fall into into a food coma>mfw I wake up
>>736222530You git some Orange Chicken?
>>736222572Orange chicken and shrimp or veggie fried rice, every time.
>>736222491Did you try weed? Like not sleeping is worse than anything else for your body.
>>736222530This.Food coma is a bitch
>>736221867giwtwm
I'm almost 30 and I've never had a job I can't make myself get my life togethermy parents are dying and they've spent my entire life fighting and fucking me over and I just don't care about anything anymoreI'm just waiting for my doomhave been since i left high schoolnever went to college i want to diei hate being poor so muchi hate my familythere was a fucking cockroach in my bed tonight
>>736221867>chippu>gaemu>jumpu
>>736221551should've been born in a socialist paradisedone that for the last decade, it's not that fun tho
>>736221551If anything without capitalism you'd have less time and video games on your hands.
>>736221551tfw I've been doing that since I finished uni in 2014things are starting to change however, will probably start work this year
>>736222692firm handshake and eye contact, bro
>>736222692Man you are alive don't have to kill other people. Good times for now
>>736222090>live behind CGNAT>YT requires login>fuckthat.webm>alternative frontends have 50% uptime and are speed-limitedThis took me off the YT needle. Feels liberating.
I miss being a NEET before covid
I don't want to go to work but I don't want to stay home and play gamed either.
>>736222618I'd rather stay clean than risk it. only thing I drink is a morning coffee to avoid becoming a walking zombie as I get through the day
>>736222824>CGNATIs this what causes websites to go "we've seen suspicious activity from your IP please solve this captcha"?
>>736222692Literally me around 4-5 years ago. All the shit games and nothing to do made me get my shit together and find work. That was after nearly 8 years of being a neet
>>736222858Don't do weedIt's a money sink and I feel weed has more downsides than upsides
>>736222864Yep. A fuckton of people are assigned the same IP and it's hard to tell if they are a bot.
>>736222858CBD in weed maked you relaxed without feeling high.
>Nyoooooo I don’t wanna go to work I wanna stay home and play video games and eat potato chippies fuck this gay earth and capitalism I just wanna vidya
>>736222902i would love to participate in society but it's impossible here without a car and driving terrifies me on a primal leveli can't even get groceries or go to the laundromat because this shithole was not built with human beings in mind
>>736222973Why did you post a picture of yourself?
>>736222467Too lazy to go to the food pantry that exists in any college town.
>>736222902Good that it worked for you but it's pretty funny to get your life together because AAA slop is shit
>>736221551And the funniest thing? I could not imagine being a Let's Player or some kinda content creator where I get paid to play vidya all day erry day. Turning gaming into work would just break me.
>>736221551it's so strange, why does every single troon also seem to be a weeb?
>>736222830What changed besides egg prices?
>>736221867me while OP is at work
No anon!! Comfort is a trap !!!
>>736221551
>>736221551Ok
>>736221886Do you not have health insurance?
>>736223104Why does every single anime hater seem to be brown?
Same OP. Today's my Friday though so I'll have the next two days to shitpost on /v/
>>736222530>Oh hey I have 4 days off>Guess I'll work on that fixer upper I bought >Spend time playing video games at my parents house instead>Could have saved money but hired guys to work on my place, prolonging my move in Feels kinda meh
>>736221585>I kinda miss workingsaid no one ever
>>736221551potato chippies!!! ヽ(〃･ω･)ﾉ
>>736223410Browns watch the most anime though
>>736223106I got hired at end of 2020 after applying for shit for like 3 years and worked ever since
>>736223353health insurance means nothing if the provider denies coverage
>>736222902Same, I was a NEET for 4 years after dropping out of uni. Woke up late, pirated video games and movies, slept late. Was honestly the most depressing years of my life, especially with my parents fighting about me constantly.
Skill issue. I literally play video games for a living.
>>736223049>>736222987Good games was a bane for me. Knowing something like Bloodborne was just a year away made me not want to work
>>736223543Shit sucks, my insurance doesn't deny stuff like that
>>736222864it's also what enables you to evade or eat bans meant for someone else :^)if the world moved to ipv6 any bans would be impossible to evade since everyone gets one permanent /64 suffix. on the flipside the end-to-end principle is restored, so it becomes piss-easy to host anything without fear of getting the dreaded "strict nat" pop-up
>>736222987Just play lots of racing games until you git gud anon.Driving is a high IQ activity.
>>736223668>/64 suffixI suck cocks. meant prefix
>>736223445Keep reading moron. I said I miss it because I miss having money to spend on shit. Sure I don't have to work and I can just sit on my ass shitposting and playing games and watching movies/shows all day but I also barely have any money as well which sucks. But the flip side is that you work but then you're so fucking tired from working that you barely even have time to even enjoy the money. It's cursed honestly.
>>736223668Damn I never thought about how IPv6 means I can't just reset my router
>>736223721you miss money, not work
>>736222346do you cook for him?
>>736223747Why are you trying to have a normal conversation with a druggie? He'll just fly off the handle immediately, as he already demonstrated
>>736223106Everyone else is a NEET now, and my spaces are ruined by normalfags.
>>736223895Because I relate. I miss having money but I don't miss work at all.
>>736223721>e I miss having money to spend on shit.That's the great thing about being a neet in a nordic country. tfw bought computer parts and games regularly when I was a neet
>>736221551This but unironically.Imagine being a willing slave to made up finance system (which is a sham in the first place) instead of leeching from it. Take the vampire jew pill
>>736224425Weren't vampires in LoK just a species, not some curse
>>736222530I wish I could do this and not turn into a fat bastard for it. I can only eat on work days or else the weight stays forever
>>736224620You don't eat anything on the weekend?
>>736223106nothing is open 24/7 anymore
>>736224683I work 6 days a week and subsist exclusively on coffee and whatever is in the break room cafeteria
>>736224482Very long ago, yes. Then they banished hylden for being infidels and as a revenge hylden cursed them with vampirism.
>>736223747True.>>736223895>retard seething because someone enjoys a joint every now and then>>736224028It must be nice man. I've already started looking for work again, plan to give myself 3 months of just enjoying neetdom and then I guess I'll get back to the wageslavery.
>>736224837Right the ancient rivalry with the Hylden, I should replay the games sometime. For some reason I remember Blood Omen most of all
>>736222692>I never had a job and I'm 30>my parents fucked me overIt's always simeone elses's fault with you peopleDon't @ me with your excuses. I don't care.
>>736225090Then why'd you post you fucking idiot?
>>736222692Start now.
>>736222858>drinking coffee because you get tired because you can't sleep because you drink coffee
>>736225090Wasting your time, all these people know is excuses. It's their parents fault. It's their peers fault. It's women fault for not wanting to fuck or date them. It's society's fault that they're mentally ill niggers with no self awareness. I can't even blame them because it really is so much easier just sitting on your ass and drumming excuses for why you lead a pathetic as fuck life vs actually getting up off your ass and doing something about it. I can at least respect the people who are worthless but they know they're worthless and pathetic and aren't going to change. It's the ones that make excuses and push the blame off to other people that are truly beyond pathetic. They'll read your reply and spam reee normalfag, normie, or redditor or whatever cringe ass buzzword they've been preconditioned to spout any time someone hits them facts they don't like at all.
>>736224914I love legacy of kain even though its largely forgotten. Paid into the kickstarter they did for a lore book and ttrpg.Hopefully with the remakes coming out they'll do blood omen 1 thats basically impossible to get unless youre just going to emulate the ps1 version.Game writing ain't what it used to be.
>>736224905>enjoys a joint every now and then>his previous post was literally "but if I don't have a job, how will I GET LE EPICALLY HIGH? I NEED DRUGS NEED NEED NEED NEED"ok druggie
>>736225583>thats basically impossible to get unless youre just going to emulate the ps1 versionI don't remember the GoG version having any notable problems
>>736221867me at work(overnight security guard)
>>736223721Laif is fucking unfair and hard men. I works all day and in the end of the day I just goes to sleeps because exhausted. And it's from office 2iq jobs.And catalogue just grows bigger and bigger.
>>736221551Okay? Your body, your choice.
>>736225551>wages aren't keeping up with the cost of living>here I am drumming up the will to keep the hamster wheel at optimal speed for massa's bottom line to not only stay in the black but grow eternallyI guess I've been preconditioned to say this there's no changing your mind in this market place of ideas.
>>736225551The world is broken thoughb8ever and boomers ate it all.What do they have to aim for? Work and rent until 70 for scraps so they can be given scraps as a pension?I mean, they're still fags who just sit on their ass and do nothing, but they have a point
>>736221867>comes homeThat's my secret, Cap
>>736225551The truth is it really is not their fault. Some anons are here because the environment is shitty and they are coping the best they could. The problem is that those coping mechanisms no longer work and they have to understand that even if it's not their fault, they have to do something about their situation.
For the last two months I worked from 7 am to 9 pm. I had to DoorDash lunch. Thankfully my dad feels better so he can give me some time to rest(we work together and it’s just us two.). Now it’s 7 am to 11 am and I got a three hour break and I come back to work from 2 pm to 6pm and my dad finishes the rest.
>>736225915>do somethingLet's be real the expectation is to do one thing and one thing only join the fold. No one wants to hear from the second wolf inside.
>>736222692Have you tried improving your situation in life like a man instead of complaining and doing nothing about it like a woman?
It's crazy how after like 2 months of unemployment this mentality disappears entirelyIt's a fun stress free vacation until the day you wake up and realize there's nothing in particular you want to play or watch
>>736225989I don't care what that something is that you do even if it's to kys yourself as long as you accept it as your solution. Because one day, anonymous is going to be old and it's either you mooch off your savings, find work, find someone to mooch off of or kys yourself.Hopefully war comes soon so we can all kys ourselves.
>>736226032>le tried like le manShut up! You haven't tried shit in your life, you were just placed on tracks for a good life since birth and drifted along.
>>736226180I atm machine this post.
>>736222269Based
>>736226128I'm not a goyserf so I never had this happen
>>736226456You are as you are not a sitting member of the WEF.
>>736222692Start with learning proper punctuation.
>>736226128The problem with being a neet is you have no money so your shitty computer can’t run anything so you end up just playing gacha since it’s free and works on low end pcs.
>>736226513He's just telling you he's a nigger.Niggers are jot goyim
>>736221551>finally get my free weekend>spend it masturbating and reading build guides for an ARPG I'll never playFuck, I can't even bring myself to do a extra gym day or call my electricity supplier so they stop overcharging me
>>736226986Why don't you call them on company time?
>>736225915Everything is always your fault, always.
>>736227394>responsibility without authorityStraight out of boomer classics vault.
>>736226706All the best games ever made run on pretty much any commercial PC sold in the last 7 years.
How do you guys stop eating so much junk food? I can’t stop
>>736228247Toddlers pass the marshmallow test anon.
>>736228247You gotta stop for at least a couple of weeks, then it's simply a matter of the call to eat not being there 100% of the time
>>736228247>be me>snacks: ready>kino: downloaded>shirt: off>position: relaxed>start to watch mobie on my PC>start munching on my snacks>ads play, production logos play>finally mobie intro starts>snacks is gonei hate my life
>>736225915No the truth is it is their fault. None of us asked to be here but you can make the best out a situation. If you hate the way things are, then get off your ass and try and change it. Nobody is saying it's going to be easy but again whiny ass faggots would rather sit on their ass and whine on the internet then actually try and change their circumstances. And I'm not even some faggot boomer screaming pull yourself up by your bootstraps...I'm just saying you can't complain that you live in a ghetto shithole but you aren't actively doing ANYTHING to remove yourself from said ghetto shithole.
>>736228247Just stop. Unironically. Cold turkey. Stop. Stop. Stop. Are you still going? If so, then stop. All you have to do is stop.
>>736228743this is like the equivalent of telling a depressed person “just stop being sad lmao”
>>736228545>shirt: offwhy
>>736228247Start counting calories and get into deficit everyday.Work out and work too make you way less hungry, i stopped gym two months ago and now i'm way more hungry and stuff my face with food in the weekends.
>>736221551well I quite my job.gonna just work on my gamedev stuff and If in 10 years there's no sign of me sustaining myself without having to go back to some shit job I'll just kill myself.
>>736228907>If in 10 years there's no sign of me sustaining myselfYou can also just resume wageslaving and ask for donations
>>736228896To add onto this: having food at hand makes you hungry.You ARE going to eat it all if you don't put it into another room.
F HAMMERS
>>736229063this. I stopped buying snacks in bulk because I end up just eating them all at once. Now I just go to the store everyday to buy a single snack at a time. It’s pricier, less efficient, and the store clerks hate me, but it’s a sacrifice worth making
>>736228774>>736228247youve gotten to the issue of the matter without even realizing it, he's eating because its a symptom of some mental illness like a generalized anxiety disorder or adhd and not a lack of so-called willpower its an easy hack that your brain has picked up to get its feelgood chemicalswhenever you're anxious or bored or frustrated its a fast-working mood regulator. but then afterwards you feel sick and bloated and gross and it creates a feedback loop he should consider medication if being aware of why he's eating, his portions, keeping busy etc doesnt help him stop
>>736228854why not?
>>736229224Lmao look at this americuck needing pills for a diet
>>736229407>needing pills for a dietits not for a diet, its likely hampering his life in other ways as well but he cant see it yethe has limiters on for no reason
>>736229217Snacks are the worst.They're made to be eaten in the middle of meals, snacking, but that's like the worst thing you could do to yourself because not respecting meals is gonna make you feel hungry 24/7
>>736229301Do you actually find it comfortable to be shirtless?
>>736227394Don't ever reproduce
>>736228247Start the 18-6 fasting. Meaning you fast for 18 hours but can eat whatever for 6 hours (a well balanced diet it's of course better)
>>736228774>this is like the equivalent of telling a depressed person “just stop being sad lmao”No, it's like telling a depressed person to start working out, which by the way, is statistically more effective at treating depression than taking a pill. Not eating and exercise are both "doing something about it," and perfectly within your control. I'm not saying it's easy. It might be the hardest thing you've ever done. But if you actually want the result of feeling better, there is a very clear path.
>>736221551Just move to North Korea or Cuba bro
>>736222692neets have the advantage of free time. use it wisely. develop skills which you can then use to become independent. you can make money from any skill if you get good enough at it, and you can get seriously good at anything within 5 years with enough discipline.forget about the time you've wasted up until now, think about yourself in 5 years from now.routines can be difficult when you're a neet, it's difficult to do something productive each day when your brain just wants to overconsume sweet dopamine. force yourself to spend just 15mins developing whatever skill it is you've chosen, and then gradually increase that, eventually it becomes second nature, just another thing you do each day, and before you know it you're practicing 6hrs a day - something non-neets can only dream of.i was a neet for 10 years, but now i'm making $~2000 a month from commissions, roughly the same as a full time wagie working a shit job, but i'm doing something i enjoy and not having to answer to some corpo scum.
>>736230849i like your answer, it's productivei know we like egging on neets and shitposting, too, so i also appreciate the other posts.
>>736225843That man did not become a cat, how is he supposed to be happy?
>>736226986Which ARPG?
>>736221551This is me but I’m at work.
>>736221551WFH is amazing, because you can do just that while being paid. Sure, you need to write the occasional report and have meetings now and then, but today I've sent two emails and spent the rest of the day shitposting, watching youtube and had a really good fap to a Koikatsu sex scene I made a while back.
>>736221910Literally me.
>>736221551The problem is that you should want to go to work, because working (e.g. fixing the sewer mains with the lads) is fun.But under capitalism, your labour is worthless, you get paid like shit for good jobs, all your coworkers are bitter that they aren't richer, all your relatives are pissy that you haven't bought a house (unrealistic middle class milestone #1), and all your friends are either jealous of your well-paying job (if you have one) or smug about their new cushy office job. In this kind of environment it's not possible to develop a healthy relationship with work. Everyone wants to be something useless like a lawyer or software engineer and nobody wants to do important work like fixing the fucking sewer mains.You should be able to wake up every day feeling refreshed, go out for a walk, spot a piece of cracked pavement, grab some equipment and replace it (few lads chipping in when they pass by), go help make lunch at a local cafeteria, eat it for free, drop by the lecture series you signed up for, spend an hour or two doing QA at the factory, and go to bed having made effectively $200 for some light exercise.
>>736233240Nice commie fever dream. Too bad there's a hoover all the resources to the top and fuck the unwashed masses system in your way.
>>736231435does he look happy to you in the last panel?
>>736233240only place that could ever work would be in a tiny village where everyone is white
>>736233884White people have serious trust issues and a small village can't sustain that level of activity. More likely it can only work in a developing nation where everyone is brown and wealth hasn't put a barrier between fellow workers. That's where it'll start, Malaysia or something. We in the west won't see the benefits in our lifetime, but there will be a revolution in the third world and their lives will become richer.
>>736221551Umaru was inspired by the author's younger sister'. As the manga was serialized and reached the tenth volume, she died of illness.
>>736221551Working from home solves this.Some days I just want to go in to get away from home.All it takes is one day in the office to fix this and I'm working from home again for the next week. Rinse and repeat.
>>736221910It's the new TV.
>>736225551I hope somebody Clockwork Orange's a mental illness into your head so you can get some perspective on what a retarded faggot you are.
>>736233240>go help make lunch at a local cafeteriaI'm not eating something cooked by a sewer fixer that didn't take 50 showers before getting into the kitchen
>>736234180Bait used to be believable
>>736235362And I wish you look in the mirror and stop being a whiny little nigger...but I doubt that happens though, pussy.
>>736228247start exercising, once it dawns on you that it takes only that can of soda + a bag of potato chips to annihilate your entire 30 minute exercise routine you'll think twice about eating it
>>736221551You'll break your ass for my free neetbuxs, and you WILL BE HAPPY.
>>736221551you should be thankful you get to vidya at all young man above 18 years of age
>>736221551REMOVE HAMSTER
>Play My Time at Sandrock>You're one of the contracted new builders in a small town with a handful of frenly people>Build stuff for the town>Everyone is positive and appreciative for your work>And then the game endsHaha :D fug
>>736231589Diablo2I've already played it a few times but I never get around finishing it, ARPGs are boring to me once you stop learning new skills>>736227361I know it's going to be a pain, with waiting times, we'll call you back etc..
>>736228247Just dont buy it. Finding the willpower to not buy it is a one time thing. Not eating it once it's in your house is constant.
>>736229224Sounds like me with weed and pornI DONT WANNA BE THIS KIND OF ANIMAL ANYMORE
>>736228247Don't keep junk food in my houseEvery other week I cave in and buy a couple bags of nachos a salsa jar but that's all.
>>736233240Sounds like Nazi GermanyYou wouldn't be sum kinda NAHTZEE would ya anon?!
>>736236862Seriously bros do not fall for the corn syrup jew.I quit drinking soda cold turkey and taking casual daily walks and lost 10lbs in a month. Same dietary habits otherwise.
