>>736224414
Good combat

"people" also love onlyfans, doesn't mean it's a good thing

>>736224471
>onlyfans is just like ubisoft open worlds guys
How do you even come up with this retarded argument?

I'm pretty sure it was Skyrim that did the whole open world checklist thing first

>>736224539
That's not what he said. Are you not familiar with the concept of analogies?

>>736224556
retard

>>736224556
Bethesda is at least honest in releasing the same game over and over again.

We don't "pretend". Modern "gamers" are just tasteless normalfags who only care about consooming new viral things.

>>736224590
That is what he was implying though. Yea, I'm familiar with the concept of analogies, retard.

>>736224414
it has always been
>thing
;(
>thing asian
:DD

>>736224414
We didn't. People enjoy collecting achievements and collecting completion. People also enjoy being contrarians.

>>736224773
You sure? Because looking at the reviews it certainly looks like
>thing
:DD
>thing asian
;(

So can you make up your fucking mind already?

>>736224887
OP said gamers not reviewers

>>736224887
Jo*rnalists aren't even humans.

>>736224965
>>736225034
He's talking about steam reviews retard

>>736225087
They are very positive as we speak.

>>736224414
The fact that you genuinely can't tell the difference just shows me you're an NPC who just follows what other people tell him to think instead of having any actual genuine opinions.

I consoom content therefore I am

>>736224471
I'd say that's different. People love onlyfans because we are all slaves to concupiscence.
Unless liking open world slop is also a sin. I'll ask my priest to confirm.

>>736224414
>what is the real reason we pretended to dislike Ubisoft open worlds for?
Because an "open world" is just a topologically flat level select with some added distraction. If you had a level select list where you could arbitrarily pick any level and occasionally a butterfly would pop up that you could click to add one "butter" point to your "butter bar", then you would have achieved a bare minimum open world.
Filling an open world with "content" just means adding more one-note shit that can be churned out by no-talent, no-vision wagies, your list would just be filled with pointless little 5 second copypasted Warioware minigames that no one actually wants to play, but retards will defend it anyway because you get more inventory space or more health or more points in your butter bar.
Open world is at its peak when it is just atmospheric padding for a very dense form of content, like a linear boss rush game (so something like SotC).

>>736224556
Niggy asscreed 1, 2, brotherhood and revelations came out before skyrim. And there's probably older examples of open world collectathons that I can't remember right now.

>>736224414
>pretended
lol
still not playing your chinkshit

>>736225476
To be fair earlier Asscreed games weren't really that full of collectables like they are now.

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>BROS LOOK AT ALL THIS CONTENT!!!
>it's minimum effort copypasted chores

>>736225957
Proof?

>>736225639
I replayed asscreed 2 recently and it's got quite a few collectibles

>>736226062
proof: >>736224414

>>736226072
It's just the feathers isn't it? That's the only real collectathon shit I remember in earlier Asscreed games. Though it has been a while so you'd probably remember better than me.

>>736225957
did his bird dieded?

>>736224556
Skyrim map is mostly just for locations and quest markers though, not saying it's better or worse but it's definitely different than Ubisoft style open world

>>736224414
ubislop

>>736226091
So you don't have proof and you're making shit up.

>>736225476
Assassin’s Creed 1 wasn’t really a checklist game. IIRC, the director of the game said in an interview that he included some of the collectibles as a troll, and never actually expected people to bother collecting them all.

>>736226118
Jacques was born in 2010, and last appeared in 2019. conures live for 30 years, and are legal to own in New Hampshire (where Jon lives). So either Jon sold him, Jacque got sick since 2019, or Jon simply doesn't want to involve him in his videos.

>finding all 9001 Bukkake Seeds will take you a thousand hours bro this game is MASSIVE

>>736224414
Crimson Desert is mediocre and the /v/tards shilling the game enjoy consuming slop

>>736224773
It's always this or
>U-uh muh based asians

>>736224414
>content

wow is this genshin impact

>>736226620
Good thing the game doesn't have any of that.

>>736226109
2 had feathers and codex pages. I'd also say that chests also count as collectibles becuase they are tracked. Brotherhood had flags, feathers, chests, towers and shops.

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>>736224414
We already knew that 10 years ago

>>736228129
lmao Ubisoft wishes they could make a game half as polished kekw

>>736229932
Ubisoft games used to be extremely polished up until about AC Unity. The early AC’s were often praised for how polished they were.

>>736225476
>And there's probably older examples of open world collectathons that I can't remember right now.
San Andreas.

>>736225342
>pointless little 5 second copypasted Warioware minigames
That's what BotW did with Koroks, you can be this shit takes longer but isn't any deeper.
>there's 9k mechanics that interact in the most shallow way possible and not a single one is required
Truly exceptional. I'm so happy we've solved videogames and can start producing them in labour factories now.

>>736224471
>>736224414
To add on to that, kids love eating spoonfulls of sugar, doesn't mean it's a good thing.

>>736224708
no he's saying "people" can like things that are terrible for them
and even more terrible for people
if the quotes are obvious, he's saying it's lower tier people who like onlyfans, and the one implication is that it's also lower tier people who like crimson desert
that is not the same statement as saying onlyfans like crimson desert
for someone throwing the r word around you sure struggle with basic reading comprehension

nigger