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Kinda raises a point, doesn't it?
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>>736225040
I haven't played a pokemon game since 2011
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>>>/vp/
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>>736225131
Neither has OP when you compare Apples to Oranges, Atk to Sp.Atk. and it's ultimate form goes to like 1K, lol lmao even.
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They really looked at Necrozma and said "Let's try it again." Nu-pokemon is so shit.
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what do we do about this
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>>736225225
Dwebble is the only good one
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>>736225040
>dude add in cthulhu words to make it sound scary xD
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>>736225225
The boxing crab is objectively the best design of them
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>>736225225
this guy is a literal faggot, just get a fly or fire type
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>>736225040
No one listened to the creators of the Planescape setting - you don't give deities/eldritch entities stats. Ever.
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>>736225040
Yeah nu-pokemon is shit, everyone knows that.
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>>736225225
Fuck marry kill
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Eternatus looks like shit so his bad attack is ok
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>>736225540
Legendaries are just strong, rare Pokemon that people wrote legends about, the idea they’re deities is western retardation
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>>736225040
Not really, it's a special attacker.
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>>736225653
fuck dwebble, marry corphish, kill crabrawler
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>>736225698
He's obviously not referring to all legendary Pokémon you moron
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>>736225786
None of the legendary Pokemon are gods or eldritch beings
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>>736225225
Nothing, let all become crab.
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>>736225812
>None of the legendary Pokemon are gods or eldritch beings
Meanwhile in canon
>It is described in mythology as the Pokémon that shaped the universe with its 1,000 arms.
>It is told in mythology that this Pokémon was the first Pokémon born before the universe even existed.
>It is the heavenly fount from which pours the light that shines across Hisui. Its luminance guides and protects all Pokémon. Hisuian mythology states that Arceus is the creator of all things.
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>>736225812
>None of the legendary Pokemon are gods
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>>736225752
a lot of people might even be surprised to lean that fug isn't all that fast
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>>736225849
>a bunch of lobsters lost their tails as part of evolution?
>OH MY SICNECE THAT MEANS ALL LIFE EVOLVES INTO CRABS. I GOTT TELL REDIT ABOUT THIS!!!
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>>736225040
Not really.
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>>736225962
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Krabby is one of the OG coolest pokemon and the krabby/kingler in the anime being one of Ash's strongest only helped. Get styled on you alien fuck
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>>736226104
Gary was here, Ash is a loser
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>>736226045
I see your "five crabs" and raise you trees.
And fish.
Worms? Yea, lots of them.
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>>736225040
People like you is the reason why Krabby isn't in Pokopia
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>>736226201
here I fixed your post
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>>736225698
There's one alpaca stuck on a fence that actually has divine powers THOUGH
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>>736225908
>the god that was born before the universe and made the universe and is the creator of the universe
>a pink kitten still has its DNA as is the ancestor of all pokemon
Checkmate, arcetards.
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>>736226645
He impregnated his mother with himself just like jesus
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>>736226645
anyone got that video of the alpaca tackling the guy kuk
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>>736225908
It’s just legends written about the Pokemon by ancient people
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>>736225134
What is your endgame
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>>736228198
crashing this plane
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>>736227758
That's correct. Arceus is but a fragment of the Thousand Handed God that created the universe.
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>>736226045
>holy macaroni, Iron Man, THE IRON MAN, said it!!! Trump is FINISHED now
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>>736231546
Wait, you fucks STILL like Trump
Holy fucks, jews won so bigly
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>>736225040
Gen 8 sucks, but Pokémon is in a weird place where enemy characters are supposed to be kind of balanced with everyone else. A legendary Pokemon has higher stats than Weedle, but not 10 times higher. That dumb meme image also ignores that there's a boss-only version of Eternatus with higher stats, specifically because it's not a player character.
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>>736231610
>you fucks STILL like Trump
No, they just can't admit that they were wrong to support him because their egos won't let them be wrong about anything.
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>>736231370
Or that’s just a legend written by ancient people to explain why this Pokemon is weirdly strong lol
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>>736231610
Republicans are never happier than when a Jew is telling them what to do
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>>736225812
There are Pokemon who control time or space.
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>>736225934
Still has Extreme Speed. And if Vikavolt is anything to go by, Speed is gonna be more Attack Speed than it is Movement Speed.
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>>736225192
Well, Necrozma is cool, so I don't see why you wouldn't try again. Problem is, I don't really care for any of the Sword/Shield Pokemon since I never played that game.
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>>736225192
>>736234305
PRIDE IN WRESTING THE LIGHT
WRATH OF MANKIND'S RAGE
ENVY OF MY MIGHT
LUST FOR ENDLESS DAYS
GLUTTONY FOR POWER
IN YOUR ENDLESS GREED
BUT YOUR SLOTH IS YOUR FALL
NOW THE DRAGON'S FREE
YOU WISHED TO HOLD GOD IN YOUR PALM
NOW FOR YOUR HUBRIS YOU SHALL PAY FOR IT ALL
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>>736232914
I think it's cool that Pokemon for the most part sticks to parity between what's possible for the player and what's possible for opposing trainers/wild mons, but I also wish they got a little more bold (and frequent!) with the more outlandish and special boss encounters. Sun/Moon had the right idea with a 1v2 against naturally-stat-boosted Pokemon in the Totem fights, and Eternatus and Terapagos are further iterations, but they could also do more.
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>>736234085
This makes sense. Vikavolt could just have long charge times to balance its super speed.
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>>736234772
This also applies to Machamp. Attacks extremely fast in succession, but that probably has a windup like Gatling guns so it has pretty low Speed. Of course this is just bullshitting explanations from stats distributed willy-nilly, but there tends to be a logic to it.
But then there's Onix having 45 Attack but I guess that it just relies on its size and weight for offense, which doesn't mean much in a battle outside of things like Heavy Slam.
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>>736228198
TND/TKD



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