Kinda raises a point, doesn't it?
>>736225040I haven't played a pokemon game since 2011
>>>/vp/
>>736225131Neither has OP when you compare Apples to Oranges, Atk to Sp.Atk. and it's ultimate form goes to like 1K, lol lmao even.
They really looked at Necrozma and said "Let's try it again." Nu-pokemon is so shit.
what do we do about this
>>736225225Dwebble is the only good one
>>736225040>dude add in cthulhu words to make it sound scary xD
>>736225225The boxing crab is objectively the best design of them
>>736225225this guy is a literal faggot, just get a fly or fire type
>>736225040No one listened to the creators of the Planescape setting - you don't give deities/eldritch entities stats. Ever.
>>736225040Yeah nu-pokemon is shit, everyone knows that.
>>736225225Fuck marry kill
Eternatus looks like shit so his bad attack is ok
>>736225540Legendaries are just strong, rare Pokemon that people wrote legends about, the idea they’re deities is western retardation
>>736225040Not really, it's a special attacker.
>>736225653fuck dwebble, marry corphish, kill crabrawler
>>736225698He's obviously not referring to all legendary Pokémon you moron
>>736225786None of the legendary Pokemon are gods or eldritch beings
>>736225225Nothing, let all become crab.
>>736225812>None of the legendary Pokemon are gods or eldritch beingsMeanwhile in canon>It is described in mythology as the Pokémon that shaped the universe with its 1,000 arms.>It is told in mythology that this Pokémon was the first Pokémon born before the universe even existed.>It is the heavenly fount from which pours the light that shines across Hisui. Its luminance guides and protects all Pokémon. Hisuian mythology states that Arceus is the creator of all things.
>>736225812>None of the legendary Pokemon are gods
>>736225752a lot of people might even be surprised to lean that fug isn't all that fast
>>736225849>a bunch of lobsters lost their tails as part of evolution?>OH MY SICNECE THAT MEANS ALL LIFE EVOLVES INTO CRABS. I GOTT TELL REDIT ABOUT THIS!!!
>>736225040Not really.
>>736225962
Krabby is one of the OG coolest pokemon and the krabby/kingler in the anime being one of Ash's strongest only helped. Get styled on you alien fuck
>>736226104Gary was here, Ash is a loser
>>736226045I see your "five crabs" and raise you trees.And fish.Worms? Yea, lots of them.
>>736225040People like you is the reason why Krabby isn't in Pokopia
>>736226201here I fixed your post
>>736225698There's one alpaca stuck on a fence that actually has divine powers THOUGH
>>736225908>the god that was born before the universe and made the universe and is the creator of the universe>a pink kitten still has its DNA as is the ancestor of all pokemonCheckmate, arcetards.
>>736226645He impregnated his mother with himself just like jesus
>>736226645anyone got that video of the alpaca tackling the guy kuk
>>736225908It’s just legends written about the Pokemon by ancient people
>>736225134What is your endgame
>>736228198crashing this plane
>>736227758That's correct. Arceus is but a fragment of the Thousand Handed God that created the universe.
>>736226045>holy macaroni, Iron Man, THE IRON MAN, said it!!! Trump is FINISHED now
>>736231546Wait, you fucks STILL like TrumpHoly fucks, jews won so bigly
>>736225040Gen 8 sucks, but Pokémon is in a weird place where enemy characters are supposed to be kind of balanced with everyone else. A legendary Pokemon has higher stats than Weedle, but not 10 times higher. That dumb meme image also ignores that there's a boss-only version of Eternatus with higher stats, specifically because it's not a player character.
>>736231610>you fucks STILL like TrumpNo, they just can't admit that they were wrong to support him because their egos won't let them be wrong about anything.
>>736231370Or that’s just a legend written by ancient people to explain why this Pokemon is weirdly strong lol
>>736231610Republicans are never happier than when a Jew is telling them what to do
>>736225812There are Pokemon who control time or space.
>>736225934Still has Extreme Speed. And if Vikavolt is anything to go by, Speed is gonna be more Attack Speed than it is Movement Speed.
>>736225192Well, Necrozma is cool, so I don't see why you wouldn't try again. Problem is, I don't really care for any of the Sword/Shield Pokemon since I never played that game.
>>736225192>>736234305PRIDE IN WRESTING THE LIGHTWRATH OF MANKIND'S RAGEENVY OF MY MIGHTLUST FOR ENDLESS DAYSGLUTTONY FOR POWERIN YOUR ENDLESS GREEDBUT YOUR SLOTH IS YOUR FALLNOW THE DRAGON'S FREEYOU WISHED TO HOLD GOD IN YOUR PALMNOW FOR YOUR HUBRIS YOU SHALL PAY FOR IT ALL
>>736232914I think it's cool that Pokemon for the most part sticks to parity between what's possible for the player and what's possible for opposing trainers/wild mons, but I also wish they got a little more bold (and frequent!) with the more outlandish and special boss encounters. Sun/Moon had the right idea with a 1v2 against naturally-stat-boosted Pokemon in the Totem fights, and Eternatus and Terapagos are further iterations, but they could also do more.
>>736234085This makes sense. Vikavolt could just have long charge times to balance its super speed.
>>736234772This also applies to Machamp. Attacks extremely fast in succession, but that probably has a windup like Gatling guns so it has pretty low Speed. Of course this is just bullshitting explanations from stats distributed willy-nilly, but there tends to be a logic to it.But then there's Onix having 45 Attack but I guess that it just relies on its size and weight for offense, which doesn't mean much in a battle outside of things like Heavy Slam.
>>736228198TND/TKD
>>736234656Yeah, a gym leader or whatever is fine with a team of the playable party members, since they're supposed to be challenging because they're particularly good at making that work. When there's a big monster fighting by himself, like Eternatus for example, they should crank that guy's stats so he's capable in a 1 on 6 fight. I'd love if there were bosses like that throughout the story, though you'd have to justify why they're unusually strong.
>>736225040>Onix has a lower attack stat than Caterpie
>>736225908>sinnohtards have to shit the bed with their shitty "lore"Fuck off nigger>>736231370>muh universeArceus at best created sinnoh/hisui not the world nor the whole universe
>>736225934the bigger surprise is how frail fug is. We were spoiled with Mewtwo, Ho-oh, and Lugia who twisted the perception that Legendaries could tank the world
>>736235826>shitty "lore"Why talk about Pokemon lore if you think it's shitty?
Which do you guys think has the higher defence. The sandcastle or the bug knight?
>>736228198To get GR15 revoked
>>736236253Pokémon lore is cool, shitno nonsense is retarded as fuck
>>736237058You just said Pokemon lore is cool, and Pokemon lore is retarded. Do you understand that it's insane to think both?
>>736237209Gen 3 onwards is fanfic nonsense so no, I don't see any contradiction.
>>736237316At least you finally relented by saying you don't like Pokemon lore from 2002 onwards.
>>736232914Do you even fight that form? Isn't it a glorified cutscene with the dogs doing all the work?
>>736237497You do fight that form. It's heavily scripted with a bunch of CPU allies who hit insanely hard, but it's still a battle using your team and the enemies stats like any other.
>>736225752The point OP was trying to make is that if you got punched by Eternatus, a gigafuckhuge world-ending dragon thing, it'd hurt less than if you just got pinched by a no-name rando crab.Even then, 145 base SpA isn't even that much.Same goes for the weird speed distribution of USUM, or how piss-weak the Pokemon in gen 1 are most of the time, like how Onix's stats are shockingly low for what you'd think a giant rock snake would be.
>>736238838Erm, Solid Snake got shot, but he ate some food and was totally fine. I'm starting to believe video games aren't realistic!
>>736225192I haven't played Switch Pokémon games and my experience's limited to romhacks for these games' list of Pokémon, but I think Eternatus looks pretty cool, a thousand times better than dogs. At least Eternatus looks like a threat.
>>736237316Gen 2 is utter dogshit, Gen 3 and 4 mog the fuck out of your garbage Kanto tumor, johtranny
Crab
>>736226645>factually used god powers to send a teen back in time to do some menial clean up job and possibly get raped and impregnated by pokemon in the proccess>retarded shape shifting cat that never interacts with people and whose crowning achievement was to have its cloned kid become a bioweaponnot so fast
Power creep baby
>>736239114His signature attack looked pretty cool in SwSh. I still cant believe they didn't bother to port the animation over to SV.
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>>736240242at least he's safe from the shroom right?
