>minecraft then>developed by a single fat redditor>weekly friday updates adding substantial minecarts, redstone, boats>minecraft now>developed by the world's largest multibillion dollar companies>a fucking cum cube
seriously what the fuck are they doing
>>736230257>>736230301lewd creature
>>736230257They're scared of making too many changes to the core of the game, so gimmicky bullshit it is.
>>736230834This. Look at the backlash when the combat update happened
Sex with the cube
>>736230257>>developed by a single fat redditorminecraft was an /agdg/ game
>>736230834they are scared that adding anything even remotely fun or useful without first getting stamps of approval from six gorillion EU bureaucrats will result in more AfD voters
>>736230257The problem, as always, is third worlders and consolefags needing everything translated and ported to their little irrelevant shitholes.
>>736231289You wrote "reddit" twice in your post
>>736230257>>736230301>>736231448this thing is made of out sulfurare you 100% sure?
>gets the properties of the object it "absorbs"what if i cum in it
>>736230257Minecraft still getting updates?why?
>>736232383it becomes you
>>736232716
>>736232563No one knows. Perhaps just to fuck over mods every now and then out of spite. These updates haven't added anything of note since the cave & cliffs one which was years ago. There are so many things in this game that should be reworked or improved but instead they just keep adding useless passive mobs that have one needlessly niche purpose, or useless mechanics no one asked for. Last updated added one special flower that when used on mobs prevents them from growing up, that's pretty much it.
>>736230257Why are reddit tourists trying to claim Notch as their own when he was famously an anon who posted the early builds here when he was developing Minecraft? Is it insecurity?
>>736234581/v/irgins never made anything substantial aside from a shitty VN where you take advantage of disabled girls
>>736232383It's already made of cum, how can it become even more cumlike?
>>736234581thank god we don't have SJW losers like him here anymore
>>736235024just add to the jar?
>>736235425I see, so it would just get bigger
