About time they acknowledged the true endgame.
Gay Bowser is in the movie?
>>736243937Fucking WOKE. they turned bowers GAY. Not once was this ever suggested in the decades of mario lore.
>>736243937It's so retarded how they have Bowser 180 like twice and then just completely abandon any attempt at writing a real character arc.
>>736243937This entire movie is just a middle finger to men.
>>736244120So like Bowser in the games?
Bowser turned me gay
>>736244120tbf even in the RPG games, Bowser is always ready to betray Mario or get right back to fighting him after they save the day.
>>736243937>So long gay BowserIt has been canon for decades.
>>736243937Bowsette in the Mario 3 movie when?
>>736244227Not at all, because Bowser in the games isn't a murderous psychopath who abandoned his kid at a boarding school.
>>736244120I kinda liked that Bowser gets put back on the evil track by Jr, it would usually be the opposite. Even as recently as M&L Brothership there was a subplot of Jr doubting his actions while Bowser just barreled through.
>>736244228My condolences
Hello gay Bowser?
>>736243937>>736244443did they know what they were doing??
>>736243937So long, gay Bowser
>>736244363>I kinda liked that Bowser gets put back on the evil track by Jr, it would usually be the oppositeYeah, and it's shit because it's completely opposite both the characters presented in the film and the characters presented in the games, and makes the only attempt at a real character arc across the entire fucking movie a collosal waste of time.
>>736244120The clip of Bowser immediately switching up unironically got a chuckle out of me, they don't even bring this up ever again >>736244229The thing is though in the movie, Bowser was actually genuine at the start. Like he even takes a hit for the bros., and it was only until he talked to Junior is when he went back to being bad and it wasn't even any persuasion on Juniors side. >Bowser: No those guys are my pals!>Bowser Jr.: Having friends SUCK!>Bowser: You're right fuck them!Like that was basically the whole exchange
>>736243937....now I wanna have sex with Bowser
>>736243937this movie looks so nortubel
Damn cams have got better since I watched them
>>736243937https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evkhmkz-iW4
>>736243937well what else can I say but SO LONG
>>736244345>because Bowser in the games isn't a murderous psychopath who abandoned his kid at a boarding school.True, he's a murderous psychopath who abandoned his kids in the canon.
>>736244784Bowser has never been actively murderous and has never abandoned his kid.
>>736244828>has never been actively murderous
>>736243937Cool, now give me Bowsette with Jack Black's voice.
>>736244120He feels a bit bad about it until he gets mad that Mario and crew are owning his son's autism project. He's always been quick to anger. I felt like it fit his character, especially the RPG titles. In fact, the middle part of this movie felt like a Mario RPG
>>736244913His plans almost always begin and end at "beat the shit out of Mario and marry Peach". The only villains in the series that jump straight to no-bullshit murder are the ones in the RPGs and they always die for it.Bowser in the first movie jumps straight to mass sacrifice and then tried to kill Peach when she rebukes him.
>>736244828>Bowser has never been actively murderous
>>736244057so long gay bowser is super old lore
>>736243937He just wants Peach so she can be his beard
>"So long, gay bowser is something that can be substantiated thanks to this movieLel and ntr cucks will still claim that bowser is some kind of bull, it's pretty much confirmed that he kidnaps that whore peach because that faggot wants Mario attention for himself
That's a nothingburger, troons and the woke crowd are mad because nintendo made peach be rosalina's sister so they don't go saying they are lesbians.Also showing bowser be a caring father made them double mad.
>>736245112>so she can be his beard
>>736245154I’m woke and I’m not mad about either of those things.
>>736243937>Gets kissed by his crush and his mortal enemy in the same movieHow does he do it?
>>736245154>Also showing bowser be a caring father made them double mad.The fuck are you talking about you absolute schizo? Bowser's always been a good dad, that's part of why he's so well-liked. If anything the movie tries to subvert that by making him a deadbeat who sent Jr. to a fucking boarding school.
>>736245146Bowser is a furry bara
>>736244938>Ow Elmo, Ow.
>>736245206It's the 'stache
>>736245239You think those fags play mario games? That's why the movie ratings are so low
>>736245272>This is embarrassing...okay, don't worry, we can go find another princess!
>>736245330>That's why the movie ratings are so lowThey're low because the movie fucking sucks, man.
Gay chads keep winningHeteroids keep losing and having sky high suicide statistics.
i hope this bombs harder than the spirits within
>>736245428Not acording to user ratings
>don't want to spend money to see Mario slop>cute asian girl asked me to go see it with her
>>736245568Friends stuff
>>736245550it already made ~400 milly in just two dayslol
Why are bowser threads always filled with homos?
>>736245782>suddenly>out of 10
>>736245021Thats just self-defense
>>736245782Because the people love their king.
>>736245782Why are men still straight in 2026 lmao.
Big koopers.
>>736245568Assuming the girl is not using you for free tickets, just do it and don't be a faggot. At worst you are going to endure 1:30 hours of tik tok reels levels of shitty content for a date
>>736245568go to movie...?...touch a vagina
>>736245782Maybe because Bowser ticks all the boxes that appeal to true homos?>Buff but round like a bear.>Literal daddy>Aggressive but with a sensitive side.
>>736245154Bowser has always been a loving father.
>>736245937tik tok wishes it had content with this quality>>736245973read >>736245330
>>736245568Buy 2 tickets to Project Hail Mary Then sneak in to a Mario theater
>>736245568I am KKHV at 30 years old. I am a wizard, anon.Please go. If not for you, then, for those of us who could never hear a woman ask us somewhere.
>>736245782I think you got the wrong website, nonny. Reddit's two doors down.
>>736243937> at friends house for sleepover>we played super mario 64 all night long>I really liked the boss fights with bowser because of the way mario throws him> in the morning neither of had slept but we are still playing>his family is awake now and going about their morning routines›friends cat comes by me and starts rubbing against me>look at cats tail|›remember bowser boss battle›get a great idea›think it would be hilarious if i threw my friends cat like mario throws bowser>grab cats tail, stand up›cat claws at me and makes hissing noises>start spinning›cat can no longer attack me due to centripetal force>friend yells out what the fuck are you doing> some of his family comes into the room> get nervous and embarrassed>maybe if i finish the joke they will all laugh and think im funny›start spinning faster>friends dad and friend try to approach me and take the cat away from me>maximum velocity reached>scream SO LONG GAY BOWSER and let go>cat flies into drywall and hits a stud behind it›breaks neck and dies on impact›everyone is speechless›friend goes to his cat and yells that its dead and starts crying>everyone starts crying or yelling>mom called (my parents are divorced) to take me home>put on medication and forced to attend therapy for a long time>never saw friend again
>>736245782I'm not gay. I just think he's neat and I prefer my Peach porn to have her getting fucked by Bowser instead of the Italian midget.
>>736245154kek woketards lose yet again
>>736246095How the fuck did you manage to copy a greater than symbol like that
>>736246125>"I'm not gay, I prefer having a specific male in my porn."rorrumao
>>736246125>"I'm not gay. I'm just a furry tranny instead"Yes, we know
>>736245782>anon doesn't know
>>736244120>characters and story>illumination studioincompatible
>>736246237>heh, you like porn with good looking people instead of ugly midgets? must be gaylah mao
>>736246224I copied the text from the image and it came out that way for some reason.
Bowser be like.
>>736246383The first Despicable Me was pretty decent.
>>736246125Same. Porn with Mario just looks weird.
>>736244120Every character arc is like this. They had an easy theme about parenthood that they could have ran with if they had any talent>Bowser is trying to take over the world for JR but neglects his son who he loves in the process >Rosalina cares for all her lumas equally being a responsible parent and constantly shows JR what he's missing, making him angrier>Climax is Bowser parenting his son and stopping JR from destroying the universeThe pieces are there for basic storytelling and they ignore it for "wow, star fox!"
>>736245973https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03bAayBtcb0
>>736245926Greenendorf you sneaky fucking furry
>>736246476Star Fox is better than basic storytelling tbf
>>736246476That would have required them to have more than 30 seconds of downtime by which to deliver any kind of story or dialog that isn't jingling keys.
>>736245154The sibling stuff makes me mad because it’s just rehashing Frozen.
>>736244997Nigga has warships he uses to attack cities and castles. In Galaxy 1 he rained fire on Toad Town before taking the castle. You cannot just extract a princess or a castle without knocking over a few pins on the way.
>>736244221good thing there are only nintendo fanboys in the audience
>>736243937This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.
>>736246679Bowser had sex with a woman.He has a son.
>bowser So you are just going to ignore the big juicy black lips they put on fox? In no game has he ever had black lips.
>>736246742So did Tariq...
>>736245154this look at how mad the woketroons are seething at this post lmfao
>>736246742Why haven't you straight 4chan incels had sex with a woman and have a son?
>>736243937That's kinda hot
>>736246775dude you've been posting about fox's lips for like 48 hours straight
>>736246742NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>736245154Is this the Epstein class's cope for Peach going on her own adventure and never needs to be rescued?
>>736246775Why is Fox acting smug? He’s only ever like that in Adventures because Miyamoto dressed Sabre’s corpse with Fox’s skin.
>>736245021>implying you wouldn't breathe fire at random people if you had the ability
>>736246626And despite that, he never explicitly kills or aims to kill anyone other than MAYBE Mario, dumb fuck. There's a difference between "I'm gonna smash shit in my way to get to Peach so don't be innthe way" and "I am going to actively gather up hindreds to kill in a ritual mass sacrifice as a wedding gift and when she doesn't like that I'll try to kill her too".
>>736246814I have I just pull out
>>736246775>>736246939I did like the "fuck the audiences' cliched expectations" They pulled where you're supposed to think Mario would get jealous and possessive of Fox being around Peach, and they just instantly become bros.
>>736246814That's why they're incels, women would rather fuck each other than a conservative.
>>736246947His attacks encased a bunch of toads in crystals. If Mario didn't get the spin they would have been fucking dead.
>>736247089Honestly, as terrible as this movie was, I'm willing to give them credit for that bit being pretty good. Same with the bit where Yoshi and Luigi immediately start teasing Mario for being obviously into Peach at the start.Luigi's pretty much the only real source of mildly funny dialog in the entire movie, come to think of it.
>>736247152>If Mario didn't get the spin they would have been fucking dead.Mario's world doesn't operate on real world logic. The toads being trapped in Crystal is bad, but they're not going to suffocate and die because that's not how things work in the setting. Also, again, you're ignoring the difference between>not giving a shit about people getting beat up while he's on his way to his goaland>active and psychopathic mass-murder followed by attempting to kill peach herself
>>736243937Funny how this rule isn't enforced whatsoever when it comes to this movie.Fuck these threads aren't even moved to /tv/
>>736247340Because there's nothing to fucking spoil, anon. The movie literally does not have a plot at 90% of the events have absolutely zero impact. You could cut this shit down to a 20 minute TV cartoon episode and lose absolutely nothing.
>>736247340I’ve never seen anyone banned for that rule.
>>736247340What is OP spoiling?
>>736244516Why would you ignore all the visual persuasion. JR had his mothership, an army and his theme park asteroid with the superweapon of their dreams
>>736243937>>736244443Barachads eating good
>>736246626If he didn't cannonball those Toads someone else would have.
>>736247340This is why I just avoid /v/ until I see or play something that has some plot importance.>>736247427I've seen it happen a few times, but only if it's someone just trying to spoiler bomb a random thread.>>736247501I wonder if Bowser Planet was a reference to Bowserland or Bowser World.
>>736247708My first thought went to World Bowser
>>736244120oh are even the fanboys starting to realise this movie is dogshit?
>>736245782nigga, every non-human character from mario has lods of gay porn and people who love them
>>736246947Tendies are the most gaped and raped manchildren on Earth. No other fanbase actively WANTS their villains to be toothless and complains when they feel TOO menacing or dangerous.
>>736248056>tailbutt
>>736248002I was, but now I'm going to defend it to spite you
>>736243937>>736243937SO LONG GAY BOWSER!
>>736243937Judas?
>>736248245AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>736248132>No other fanbase actively WANTS their villains to be toothless and complains when they feel TOO menacing or dangerous.Nigger, I'm not saying all villains should pose no threat, and I'm not even saying Bowser shouldn't pose a threat. I'm saying that Bowser being ACTIVELY MURDEROUS is out-of-character because he's literally never fucking been that way. He's a destructive retard with an unhealthy crush on a bitch who doesn't like him and the resources to fuck up an entire location in pursuit of his obsession. He doesn't need to be an unstable killer on top of that to be a threat you fucking kike, the Mario series already has other murderous nutjobs who fill that role just fine (Fawful, Cackletta, Shroobs, Smithy, Antasma, Reclusa), stop acting like Bowser being forced into that sort of role is anything other than complete dogshit.
>>736248245
>>736248343>muh Mario RPGs That explains everything.
>>736245568Go see Project Hail Mary with her instead.
>>736248602>le ebin vaguepost smug faggotry
>>736244443HOLY SEXOOOOOOOOOO I NEED TO BE IN HIS ARMPIT WHILE HE DOES THAT.
>>736243937>fucking gay propaganda in a Mario movieFuck this shit.
>>736243937I've been trying to avoid spoilers for the movie but oh my god, that's awesome. Did Shiggy manually approve this?
>>736248245STOP! IT TICKLES! HAHA!
>>736246413>good looking people>A giant ugly turtleHoly shit tranny furries don't even try to hide it anymore, kys faggot
>>736243937wasn't there some niconico video about this? It was a song if I remember correctly
>>736249443Furries have always been closet fags.
>>736243937If I had a nickel for every time bowser kissed Mario. I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but its weird it happened twice.
>>736245568Watch the cam rip on her parents couch Use the money you saved to order kimchi
>>736246775
>>736243937
>>736244120>I hate how Bowser remains true to characterUh huh.>>736243937Nah, emdgame remains Bowser x Luigi.Mama Luigi will be real.
>>736250027>when Krystal changes her name to Kursed
>>736248245montage of yoshi walking in new donk city while biggie smalls' hypnotize plays in the background
>>736246775Earlier records exist.
>>736243937Did he have to kiss him for so long gay bowser?
>>736250027YABBA DABBA DOO
Did anyone else see Samus's ship?
>>736245782>homosdudes will tell you that Chad is what you wanna be but in reality you wanna be a barafag. You get all the girls Chad doesn't want (so everyone except the volleyball player and cheerleader) and the sluttiest of twinks. You are huge and jacked but you also enjoy food.
>>736246775His snout is too cute. It doesn't fit the character.
Gay furries are more obnoxious than trannies.
It's 2026 and somehow there are still anons on /v/ who continue to deny their furryness.
>>736250343You could have an entire movie about Yoshi's adventure in New York City
>>736250343I was certainly hypnotized looking at his ass during that scene
Bowser is that boy!
>>736244443wtf is he standing on?
>>736246095>have perfectly fine copy in image>decide to also post an identical copypasta in the body>manage to fuck it up completelyAn impressive level of incompetence.
>>736247340spoiler: peach doesn't get kidnpapped.
>>736251417Queen Bee hand
>>736251417Honey Queen's hand
Guys did anyone else feel like they made Fox too hot in this movie? I legit want to meet a guy like that to date.
>>736246476It's 2026 anon, Hollywood doesn't give the slightest fuck about even the simplest basics of artistic structure. A children's storybook has more plot than these movies
>>736251892Nah, he's less hot because it's just Nick Wilde in a Fox suit. If he actually acted like Fox he'd be hotter.
>>736248245I once masturbated to yoshi shoving his tongue deep inside [designated woman character]'s pussy and while fucking her he tried to swallow her but she got stuck in his jaw and got fucked like that. I never pushed through with this fantasy because since the tongue is too deep and yoshi is supposed to crap ou an egg this would mean that his tongue would turn her inside out before she got sent to his stomach to get egg, and I'm not into gore to figure out that can of worms. so she just rides his mouth and that's it.
bowser wouldn't be riding mario's cock raw with a super crown on if he wasn't at least a little gay already
>>736251260
Fox and Bowser weight gaining when?
>>736244443That was pretty great.
>>736243937that should have been ME!
>so-long hetero Mario *smooch*
>>736252162God, he's so cute. I can't wait for better-quality webMs than this camrip to start showing up.
>>736245568FRIENDZONED
>>736252162>the kid looking at his dinosaur toy and then at yoshihey that was pretty cute
>>736243937>>736244120I wish the bro Bowser arc lasted a bit longer. Like if the queen bee sent them on a sidequest in exchange for giving them a space ship of sorts.It could show some rivalry between him and Mario and show his more chaotic and brash approach to solving problems while the audience speculates if Bowser is for real or not. Also he seemed to be bros with Luigi which was fun to see.Instead we got a whole baby scene cluttering the film, the same way they clutter any roster they're in.
>>736247471>What is OP spoiling?That mario and bowser are in the movie.
>>736253051It kind of looked like Bowser was going to cool jr down a bit but I'm surprised he literally just went along with everything anyway.
>>736252334speaking of smooches
>>736252162>voiced by a black rapper>depicted as stealing and being chased by cops
>>736253060I cried when my car of 8 years got flooded out in Harvey. I get it.
>>736246352Very out of character. Real bowser would say>HA, OF COURSE THERE'S A LOT OF PORN OF ME!
>>736253060Fox and Bowser carried the hell out of this movie.
>>736253669>charlie day starts singingAlways puts a smile on my face. The mans a natural
I heard the rumors that Glen Powell begged to voice fox, and was a huge fan all along. Is this true? Is there any record of him mentioning star fox before this movie? I feel like its all a publicity stunt, since he’s a B lister at best, and probably just wanted to attach himself to a character because he saw how well it worked out for Jim Carrey and Jack Black,
>>736253940>JPG with severe artifacts>top text - bottom text impact font memeThis ain't Something Awful general in 2007.
so wierd they chose the Lust Ritual storyline to introduce Fox but whatever
>>736247089Imagine getting upset that a furry is gonna steal yo girl
>>736246814im waiting for her to hit menopause for guilt-free creampies
>>736245021mario was invading his realmself defense.
>>736254707Just get a vasectomy. Youre not worried youre gonna want kids some day are ya?
>Perfect setup>Not one BowsetteYou fucking faggots.
>>736255006Youre the one that wants a tranny bowser you double faggot
>>736255036Magic genderswap isn't trannyism, you triple faggot.
>>736252162NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE
>>736255006Bowsette is unironically gayer than wanting to fuck Bowser.
>>736243937Now that the concept of Bowsette has been invoked again when is she getting her own fart gif?
>>736255174Did they really need to spoil Fox being in the film before it even came out
>>736255090>yeah i'd totally fuck my bro if he grew a real vaginaDisgusting faggot
>>736255174>dogfighting in space with open cockpitsJimmy neutron space rules aside, whats the fucking point of the arwing even having a cockpit window?
>>736255312In hindsight it was a bad decision to reveal him like that if you ask me
>>736255123>he thinks this is a bowsette thread and not a gay bowser threadlol retard
>>736255474Jr is pretty talented to get expelled from boarding school and build a mothership, death star, and his own version of Mario Maker
>>736250343the loli knows
>>736256538>monkey steals your stuffwhat did they mean by this
>>736255720>boarding school"More like boring school!"
>>736252162It's that dog from UP.
>>736246775This design is shit. It looks like they hired furries to redesign him into looking like a faggot. Should’ve stuck to the more serious Melee design.
>>736256628No it's from the first movie where it attacks Mario and Luigi
>>736256538>I think your novel SUCKS
Guess who's here
>>736256730Rofl, even in unrelated threads you can smell the smelee player seething at other people experiencing joy, an emotion they are physically unable to experience. LMAO
where Daisy
>>736245568There's no way she was legitimately interested in the movie. She clearly just wants an excuse to hang out with you.Go for it.
>>736245568Asian-american or full on immigrant?Chinese, korean, or japanese? (SEA girls are usually not cute and full on golddiggers so dont trust)
>>736257227You cannot convince me that they aren't setting up for a smash bros movie.
>>736244120NOOOO THIS ISN'T THE DEEP WRITING WE EXPECT FROM A G RATED MARIO MOVIENINTENDO HAS FALLEN
>>736257227People were saying Mr. Game & Watch just comes out of nowhere and while I kind of agree at least it sort of makes sense with Luigi using a Magic Brush
>>736257615>DEEP WRITING*any writing at all
>First movie was Bowser and Luigi shipping bait>Now it's MarioKing Koopa is hooked on the brothers
>>736257853It's honestly still Bowser/Luigi in this one. Bowser's super friendly towards Luigi up until the writers have a stroke and forget what they were doing with him in the last 15 minutes
>>736257540Hong Kong
>>736255174He did the thing, guis
More HRT 'shroom juice, please.
>>736257227>G&W randomly gets smooth animation when he swings his hammerSoulless
>>736255174I’m surprised they didn’t play Danger Zone during this scene, they were clearly going for Top Gun with Fox.
>>736258000Which kong is thisI didn't play bonanza
>>736258454Actually I liked they played star fox themes even if just the intro of the orchestrated music
>>736258454We're lucky they didn't
I get more tingly seeing mr game&watch than i do stair fax
>>736257227How do we get Dry Bowser? Does he actually fall in lava and get burned down to a skeleton?
>>736258537Would be neat if 3rd movie was like sonic 3(vaguely based on a specific game) and introduced the Smithy Gang or Cackletta as the vague evil force after the power of life creation. (Though they would need to go over miyamotos dead body first to reference any rpgs)
>>736258743Yeah, exactly that
>>736257853well he did at one point have both brothers inside him.
>>736258980What a fucking whore
>noooo you can't just let the villain dispose of himself, you must save him
>>736258571Go into deep detail about what you find sexually alluring about Mr. Game & Watch.
>>736258537>peach is technically a xenotime to rearrange my folders.
>>736243937They literally have gay bowser in the movie lmao
>>736258743
>>736259059that purple fatalis is more memorable than whatever bootleg power up mario is using in that scene. fuck that flying cap from galaxy.
>>736259087Being black is all the reason i need
>>736259059HOLY SHIT MARIO DESTROYED ALDUIN
>>736259165Bowser TANKED that.
>>736259059Is that supposed to be the dragon from Odyssey?
>>736259165I must say, i do enjoy juniors big monster mouth disguise form. Was that from bowsers fury, or just made up shit for this?
>>736244443I don't necessarily dislike how they portrayed Bowser but I do wish the movie would have slowed down to let some scenes breathe. Barely had any time to appreciate what was going on.
>>736259497Yep
>>736258213Game and watch actually has a smooth turn animation in game when using the hammer item. Yes it still looks cursed
>>736259497Its a movie about references, what do you think?
>>736259726Yeah the pacing of both Mario movies is pretty fast, they're cramming as many set pieces & action moments as possible
>>736259165>we had our moment, MARIO. now time to meet your MAKER>my name is BOWSER. now face my FURYi stood up in my bedroom and clapped
any good camrips? i have never given Nintendo a penny of my own money and i sure am not going to start now but my kid wants to watch this piece of shit
>>736259247bootleg powerup?
>>736259970>Can't even afford taking his kids to a theater
>>736245568Boy you are fucking retarded if you decline a date from a cute asian girl.Swallow your damn pride and take her to the movies.
>>736259059I know this is Ready Player One: Nintendo Edition, but I wasn't expecting a Kalameet cameo holy shit
>>736260035tis a matter of principle anon, i loathe Nintendo and everybody who loves them.
>>736260184>i loathe Nintendo and everybody who loves themEven your kid?
>>736260184Then you should go beat your son.
>>736260184Why your kids know nintendo characters if not by you?
>>736259726It’s pretty much the major flaw of teen titans go, but that’s a series so even though they only get 11 min per episode they can focus on one thing. It looks like they’re just not to suited to writing actual narratives, the first movie could’ve used another 15 minutes to give more character moments
>>736260184Principle deez nutz
>>736260184>Loathes Nintendo and everybody who loves them>Promotes his kids into loving Nintendogo to the fucking movie with your kids you schizo dipshit
>>736260184I almost agree but I don’t want to live in a world where Nintendo doesn’t make games and consoles
>>736260184Did you put that down on the divorce papers?
>>736259720Mario Wonder.
>>736243937uh homophobic much?
>>736256730>melee>seriousAh yes, the laughing stock of fighting games, the running jokes at any gaming event, the idiots who think a 6-10 yo kids party games competitive are going to enlighten us all on "serious design". I hear smogon university is hiring this semester.
>>736243937So did they ruin fox by making him le everyman relatable protag smug hotshot instead of serious anchor of Starfox (falco is the smug hotshot) or what?
>>736258454I'm actually surprised that they toned down the amount of licensed songs this time around, IIRC some people didn't really like the usage of Take on Me when Mario, Peach and Toad arrived in the Jungle Kingdom.
>>736259726Impossible. Their core audience would get bored and leave immediately. You expect them to just sit there and watch characters talk for 5 minutes? Pfffft, Boooooring!
>>736260936>IIRC some people didn't really like the usage of Take on Me when Mario, Peach and Toad arrived in the Jungle Kingdom.you don't say!
>>736260936>paying royalties to warner bros media when you can just use nintendo license music for the nintendo license you havecome on son engage the brain just a little we maximizing returns for the least amount of effort here.
>>736261017Kek, balding xillennial seething at zoomers still even having hair.
>>736243937SOLONGGAYBOWSER
>>736243937>bowser is gay nowso long
>>736261121>zoomers>still even having hair
>>736260851Id like uhhhhh… two bags of heroin, and uhhh you got any crack rocks? Uhhhhh yeah and toss some Doritos. Shit I left my galaxy pass at home, can I still purchase these illegal goods? Haha just playin, you wanna suck me off for a discount on your fentanyl? You got any more hairy sphincters for sale. Great I’ll take 3 spiced human male sphincters. To go, and put it in a bag because I don’t wanna be seen carrying around. Can I get a blowjob please for galaxy credits? Lol I can’t believe you would suck my entire dick just for some galaxy tokens. Anyways I’m good now thanks dude.
>>736261189Wow it's even a balding lolifaggot seething KEK
>>736245021Booty blasting isn't murder.
>>736261248i'm not seething anon i have a majestic head of hair in my mid 30s i'm just short
>>736245154>so they don't go saying they're lesbiansThat's not rosalinas original lore you fucking election tourist. Her original lore in the book from galaxy implies she is peach and marios daughter from the future. that's what is being retconned. Where the fuck did you pull lesbianism out of you fucking jigaboo?
Yawn, wake me up when Kpop Demon Hunters 2 comes out
>>736260936I just thought of this the entire time.
>>736261430>implies she is peach and marios daughter from the futureI cannot believe we actually have zoomies that grew up watching game theory posting on this board now
>>736261504kino
>>736261545>zoomers getting their opinions from youtubeYoutuber video essays were a mistake on a cultural level
>>736261545I'm 30 and I've never watched matfag. It was always a common theory. That's why I said imply, not confirmed. The book certainly didn't imply they were siblings.
should i just wait for an HD camrip or watch the low quality one
>>736261646>totally never watched the video>it's just a common theory in a game that has no time travel and the two characters in question never interact
>>736244057>bowerskek
>>736255174I'm surprised they didn't have Tatanga piloting the UFO, could set up the third film if they had any concept of planning forward.
>>736261761The ash coma theory was a wildly popular theory in pokemon even though it didn't have much credibility either. It's really not that much different. It's not like I was implying it was confirmed true. Stop being a bitch.
>>736252162I really really really really really reallyreallyreallyreally reallyreallyreally reallyreallyreallyreally fucking HATE "haha so clumsy" comedy. FUCK OFF WITH THAT SHIT ALREADY GODDAMNIT
I wonder how you fags would react to simon belmont if Captain N came out this year.
>>736261756Ugh, it’s so good. Highly suggest going to the movie theatre and getting the full experience like it was meant for. Greatest movie of all time is an understatement. You will find yourself fully immersed in imax 3D, it’s worth the heavy price of a movie ticket if you work. Rating it 2 thumbs up from this gamer moviegoer.
>>736261895Every single fucking cartoon has a coma fan theory. It's genuinely stupid and I doubt pokemon was the first one to have that theory
>>736261895>The ash coma theory was a wildly popular theory in pokemonAs someone whos been engaging in pokemon since 1998, no it absolutely has not you fucking faggot. Take your game theory faggotry elsewhere
>>736262001eh, if you didn't have a blast I don't think it's worth it
>>736261895imma be real nigga they roastin u in the replies and u deserve it
>>736261761>Anon thinks that cuck made original content instead of just regurgitating popular online theoriesJesus fuck dude how are you this much of a nigger?
>>736259165I was so glad they had the restraint to not do a T2 reference.
>>736262105Black people rape so many kids
>>736262170>regurgitating popular online theoriesSounds like that zoomer itt
>>736262202First thing game theory fag thinks to reply with btw
>>736260882Honestly Fox was pretty alright, definitely agree he was the highlight of the movie. Would it be out of character for Fox to do anything for some quick easy cash?
>>736260269Cunt probably has a tablet raising is kid so he can post on /v/
>>736262313>not scrolling /v/ with your kid in your lapunironically ngmi
>>736262330>anything for the right priceWhat a slut
>>736261646I'm 30 too and no it wasn't, you cunt.
>>736262439>a mercenary decides his actions based off a risk vs profit calculation Yes.
>>736262556>mercenaries are slutsYeah we know
>>736261646Quiet zoomer
>>736262050It was literally talked about on the playground just like the mew truck shit you're full of it retard.>>736262105Posting like you're on twitter is wild.
The movie has the exact same issues as the first, it prioritizes spectacle while putting forth bare minimum storytelling and character arcs. Fun for a first watch and nothing more, biggest 5 or 6/10 popcorn flick of all time It's a shame that they learned basically nothing from the first's feedback, but I don't know why people are acting like it committed some grave sin and is the biggest cinematic disaster since The Room.>>736262556>90k to be split amongst 4 people for putting their lives on the line in the vacuum of space during what's essentially a warUnironically slave wages unless they have the strongest currency known to man
>>736262501If you were a retarded loner faggot and had no friends to talk to maybe, sure. I can concede that might have been your experience. Not mine though.
>>736256943*punches you*
>>736262867Just because you and your faggy friends watch Game theory doesn't mean everyone else did.
>>736262691gen z is 1997 to 2012 you aren't even using your buzzwords right you pavement ape.
>>736262870And everyone cheered, clapped and creamed.
>>736262691>1997i kekd, nice try zoomie
>>736261441fucking Frozen like slop
>>736262935Game theory didn't exist in 2008 you fucking retard holy shit.
>>736262790Well since Conaria won the war im pretty sure fox is living good and wolf is stuck with millions of bison bucks.
>>736263060I wouldn't know like you do since I didn't watch it unlike you lol
>>736263040meant for >>736262945
>>736262556It's funny that Nintendo actually does understand what a mercenary/bounty hunter does but spergs out when it applies to Samus. Samus isn't allowed to accept money apparently and only blows up planets out of the goodness of her heart.
>>736263123>Generation Z, often shortened to Gen Z and informally known as Zoomers, is the demographic cohort succeeding Millennials and preceding Generation Alpha. Researchers and popular media use the mid-to-late 1990s as starting birth years and the early 2010s as ending birth years, with the generation typically being defined as people born from 1997 to 2012Eat my asshole retard
>>736263224yeah, no. nice try though.
>>736247340>expecting /v/ janitors to be not total shit retards who cant do their job properlylol, lmao even.
>>736262760>It was literally talked about on the playgroundNo it literally was not you stupid fucking zoomer. No 9 year old was going 'yo so ash totally died in the first episode or whatever'. Kill yourself
>>736263224Notice now that the zoomer, consumed by alphabet ideology, can only think of eating ass
>>736243937So a Super Smash Bros Movie is coming right? We're still missing Ness, Kirby, Samus, Cap Falcon and Link but I could see it coming.
>>736262945>>736263224
>>736243937so long gay bowser
>>736263360They were though. Maybe pokemon wasn't big at your school. It was huge at mine though.>>736263386Telling someone to eat your ass isn't thinking about eating ass, because it's obviously being used as an insult, and not a positive thing, you dumb faggot. Those are completely different actions you stupid bitch what a reach.>>736263442I've probably been here longer than you've been alive unless you are in your 40s.
>>736262790The main improvement is they didn't keep inserting boomer rock music every 5 minutes
>>736247340SAY IT WITH ME NOW:CULTURALPHENOMENON
>>736245926Was this the first Greenendorf drew a hyperbulge?
>>736246742bowser produced jr by mitosis
>>736263149>metroid loremiss me with that alex jones tier nonsense. samus is some super ultra god hybrid bird creature or something i dunno, the fan game was better than most of the modern metroids
>>736245154anon we did this 13 years ago when they revealed the girls from Kill La Kill were sisters ||and it only made us harder||
>>736263635>discord spoiler formatting
>>736248602Mario RPGs are also in the movie, you lost.
>>736263663how do you know where that formatting is from
Gay Niggas be like: Ayo let me be attracted to satanic shit that isn't even actual real human men (thanks parasites)
>>736244057>He never played RPG
>>736259165>Bowser has an axeUh?
>>736259051I am italian and i endorse this message.
>>736263537The fact youre defending the pokemon thing far harder than the rosalina thing is extremely telling
>>736243937>waow im good now>jr don't kill those guys im good now and i like them>no dad ur evil>oh ok>MARIO I HATE YOU AGAINI'm not asking for perfect cinema but jesus christ the story sucks from so many angles.
>>736264102I don't need to defend it. The theory existed before that channel ever existed. It wasn't underground. It was fairly prevalent. It was even discussed here, though it was more common to find discussion on gamefaqs.
>>736263635>>736263663>>7362638273 broke niggas fighting over who's poorer </3
>>736264227i brokemog the shit out of these faggots
>>736264198>The theory existed before that channel ever existed.Whatever you say, zoom zoom.
>>736264467I'm sorry you didn't actually play mario galaxy when it came out since you were apparently a toddler. But people were discussing that book with just as much autism as anything else today.
>>736264523lol you're bald and brown
>>736264543My hair is THINNING and I'm definitely whiter than you, since you felt desperate enough to bring up skin color, which is a spic/seamonkey tactic.
>>736264523>the tendie calling others a toddler because they didnt play his bing bing wahooPottery
>>736245154Rosalina being peach's sister is fucking retarded still Given what Galaxy says about her
>>736264636LOOOOL HE'S BALDING HAHAHAHHAHAAH
>>736264636
>>736264638You're in a mario thread you fucking retard.And yeah, if you didn't play the game that is the topic of the discussion, that completely invalidates your take on it. Nobody asks someone who doesn't drink what their favorite beer is. Their opinion holds no relevance.>>736264689Yeah and? Is that supposed to make me feel bad or something? You insecure enough to give a fuck about that? Sad, anon.
>>736264758I'm actually thinking of waxing it so i can blind people with the light reflection
>>736258537this is retarded
>>736254223I started watching the show, because of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksdpSBLTXHA
>>736258537>why are they on a random planet alone>if Rosalina has a full on storybook about Peach's life and recent events why couldn't she go to her
>>736264762>if you didn't play the game that is the topic of the discussion, that completely invalidates your take on itIm a different anon lmao
Why is Bowser never threatening as a villain?
>>736264976That doesn't change my point in the slightest, and you're completely unable to refute it.
>>736264983Because in trying to make Bowser more threatening by making him a murderer, the movie accidnetally makes him less of a threat because he just feels like a crazy person as opposed to a focused and determined idiot
>>736265064I dont have to play nintentoddler games to make fun of manchildren calling others toddlers because they didnt play mario.
>>736264857Anon, did you polish your head in the Shine-O Ball-O?
>>736245568>girls asks guy to go to a movie>guy immediately gets on 4chan to question itGee I wonder why so many guys are not going on dates and still virgins
So is there anything to actually talk about with this movie's plot and characters or is it just "hey did you notice that character was in it"
>>736265256You need to scoop your brain out the gutter at some point.It applies to literally any other facet of life. If you never engaged with the topic, and have no experience with it whatsoever, why is your opinion worth anything?>>736265281Nnnnnnno.
>>736264762me calling you bald produced a wall of text so you lose btw
>>736265124but in the 1st movie he effortlessly defeated DK
>>736265359>bro is having a mid life crisis on 4chan taking shitposts personallyOof
>>736246032>>736245937Tik tok is genuinely more entertaining than Illumination slop.
>>736265395By that logic you continuing to reply to me proves I've gotten under your skin, and you lose because of that btw.
>>736265420Anon you dont need to suck my cock so vigorously.You're writing fanfiction about an anonymous poster.
>>736265456The Raped attempts to copy the alpha to survive
>>736264564>no one made a joke about it technically being an aileron rollsuffering
>>736247340Nobody has been banned for spoilers in years.
>>736252162>0:39Out of context you can just make a tax evading joke
>>736265579Pick a narrative already this is getting boring
>>736258481lul
>>736265327No its literally almost all basedllenial nostalgia bait. Yoshi and Fox had no purpose to the plot and there was no reason to crash on another planet other than the trex. It all distracted from the actual plot of the movie
>>736265650YYYYYUP YUP YUP. RAPED and GAPED
>>736265735This is kind of sad. Your cortisol...
>>736247340>tendie SEETHING because he was spoiled by a fucking Mario movieHoly fucking kek.
>>736257227>game and watch smash bros reference>doesnt even follow through with adding a [9] to his judge attack making him being able to one shot dry bowser make senseTendies love to stroke this movies cock over le references but I swear 95% of them are shallow and dont go all the way with the source material. The only good reference was Rob moving slow as shit when rotating, only part of the movie that made me laugh
>>736245497Real men don't look like that.Real men look like this.Baraniggers need to violently die in fires.
>>736265843sephiroth would bleed out in gladiatorial combat because he has no body fat to take the cuts btw.
>>736243937Bowser should have died there. If you take a mini mushroom then get yourself hit and crushed. You die. The movie fucked that up.
>>736245568I'm so glad my gf is autistic and ractist so I don't have to deal with shit like this.
>>736265914Nigga he could just cast gigaflare and nuke the arena.
>>736266014>magic faggotry>manlylol.
why is there no incel representation in these films?
>>736245184WHY ARE YOU HERE WOKIE? WHY ARE YOU HERE WOKIE?
>>736256538>>736256943Why is his face a pair of nutsacks?
>>736264564Why is starfox in a mario movie? This is almost as gay as super smash bros
>>736265843Sephiroth looks like a Castlevania villain
>>736262439he is a mercenary though albeit?
>>736264564
Barafags WON
I wanna watch the movie just for Yoshi. He's ginormous cutely there. Makes me really wanna comm some Yoshi being fucked rough and then through delicate aftercare off a big hairy man.
>>736245568Fucking hell. I don't think I could put up with watching this shit just for a chance at some pussy.
>>736266720It really is funny how the "niggerfaggot spelling bee" guy became the "this is america guy" and now voices yoshi. Mythical rebranding.
