Would you play a dating sim with characters who looked like this
>>736245249major cutie on the far left
>humannope
Stealth uma thread
>>736245249>human girlsno way fag
>>736245249i know this game, is called Ningenmusume, you train a highschool girl of the track and field club to be the strongest runner in Japan. You are also a horse
>>736245623>You are also a horseIf it has romance, I can see it being popular with women
>>736245369Nothing gets past you, eh?
Tell you what, the only reason i found this thread, and the only girl i can recognise easily is fenomeno, because of her ugly fucking mug.
>>736245249I would date the puppet girl.No, not the girl with the puppet, but the puppet itself.
>>736245853she’s a freak, I heard she’s into getting fisted
>>736245841>fenomeno>uglykys
>>736245623Sounds kino
Why are all straight men pedophiles?
>>736245938Yup. First time seing her and her racing outfit i felt actually repulsed, i dont care how good her VA is and how much people post her, completely awful. Gran Alegria's shoes are more pretty than her
>>736246010cause all 18+ women are ugly
>>736246010Why do girls get periods way before they’re 18
>>736246010Because the jews decided that straight males with normal taste are pedophiles and that its illegal
>>736245841You have to kill yourself.
>>736246332No. I will outlive every homosexual that likes this thing
well ain't that something
This was a low roll run but it felt like garbage to use. I don't know what to swap Riko out for, an SR power also feels like it would be bad.
>>736246686use ssr power sunday and use another wit or stamina card
>>736245249in case anyone wondered what dream journey looked like. this artist started with her first
>>736247327then Oru got one
>>736245249Bed breaking impregnation sex with the second from the left
I was wondering why this thread looked weird, should have known it was the Uma Musume general
>>736245249I want a handjob from the puppet girl while she makes glug glug sounds ventriloquist style
I really need a new speed card for kita.
>>736248405This deck is really bad, what do your cards look like?
tall tan girl and puppet girl is intriguing
Okay. Which one has the biggest dick?
any suggestions for a good TT Dia deck? I just want to throw her on my long team
>>736248685gold ship obviously
>>736248405https://files.catbox.moe/ihc2ab.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/aib0fu.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/y7nmhz.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/rps1pi.jpeg
>>736247063So swap Riko out for power Sunday, but how do I get a 4th wit? 1 speed on a 10% seems real bad, I only barely capped speed with 2 cards.
>>736245249>katawa shoujo but with mental asylum schizosi'd play it
Why did Cygames not program it so your cards are guaranteed to finish their event chains? What is the reason behind them not fixing this obvious mistake? From what I understand this still happens in JP, so after 5 years they leave this simple run killing annoyance that you can't even fix with money unaddressedWHY!?
>>7362452492 sexoProbably not though, I don't play dating simulators.
>>736245623>You are also a horseYOU JUST KNOW
>>736248519>>736248805Whoops
>>736245917But think of the velvety puppet handjobs though
>>736245249No because they all look like they're supposed to be the dark mysterious girl, and not being able to tell them apart gets rid of feeling like the one you pick is special
>>736248927It is to dissuade people from running 6 SSR card decks. It's a feature not a bug, since you have to weigh how important that gold skill is and if it's worth the chance to brick.
>>736249060I thought their rarity and MLB SR cards giving better stats and non-MLB SSR ones are what do that
>>736245249Yes, and I think I already see who my favorite would be. The third one from the right.
>>736249046>they all look like they're supposed to be the dark mysterious girlProbably just the art style.
>>736249129>spoilerShe princess carries you in front of her father, you know
Gonna do a "quick" bunch of runs to fix my team for CM, can someone give me a f2p Kitasan deck so I can at least try and scrounge up a single win to make it to B final?. I only have Finemo as my one useable MLB.
>>736245369lmao at this anon being right, is this some ultra instinct shit?
A or B, bwos? Does it matter? I'm not good at statistics.
>sacrificial suzukaI hope your fronts late start and PDM glues your end all the way back to 9th place for the whole race
>>736249778>is this some ultra instinct shit?don't give him too much credit the first girl on the left is literally the most popular character. anyone could've recognized her
>>736249957Do not underestimate the hat, anon
>>736250212i didn't find Gold Ship hot until she took off the hat. and now i find her hot with the hat. it's like i had a disease that was immediately cured. help.
>>736249957oh shit now that you mentioned it that's the gold ship, right?amazing
>>736248405>>736248805Use double stamina parents.I hope you don't mind me saying that it's NOT LOOKING GOOD for your account. You really don't have any usable speed cards for this scenario, except Kitasan. Most of the welfare cards are at unusable LBs, too. It's almost reroll tier. You should hoard carats and roll on a big card banner or start over if you aren't too attached to your account. And you should play more in general, you would have a lot more options if your welfare cards were at MLB
>>736249812What the fuck is the table on the left supposed to tell me?
>>736249812What am I looking at here? Is this the suicide Suzuka I heard of?Either way uhhhh first one, I figure the second one will die WAY before she gets any use
>>736250325Who wins the practice room. "front" means a front runner from another team.
To the anon who tried to join our club yesterday: I'm sorry that I wasn't able to tell you earlier but the vacant we had was already reserved (hence why we didn't promote it at all). I did recognize your name so I just wanted to clarify, I hope another club of your choice takes you in
How much stam does Riko Kashimoto give in MANT?
>>736249936Don't be mad. She gets to enjoy the view from the front for a good minute.
>>736250292Imagine how JP must've felt when Summer Golshi appeared even ignoring her broken ass bullshit ult
>>736245249no, but i would play one with characters like this
>>736250621I think its about the same
>last thread died with LOSERS seething at best girlPotato Queen keeps winning
>>736251076Please give me speed star goddammit
How reliable is this prediction?
>>736251076GIVE ME SPEED STARGIVE ME SPEED STARGIVE ME SPEED STARGIVE ME SPEED STARGIVE ME SPEED STAR
>>736251076FUCK YOU FINE MOTION. I HAD A GOOD RUNNING GOING UNTIL YOU DECIDED TO GIVE ME PREPARED TO PASS
>>736251301Tom Cruise is so lucky
>>736251232>>736251319>>736251369Hmmm nyo
>>736250571Left has more consistent GW, that's probably more important than anything else. Inner + Outer together only have a 7/9 chance of working.
>>736250551>Is this the suicide Suzuka I heard of?Yeah. With more runs A seems better.
You not getting that Speed Star was actually predetermined before you ever chose that card
>>736249778>find thread with vague OP text>inspect OP picif you can find the thread then he can find the thread
>>736251929Seiun's begging for triplets in that pic
How we feeling about round 2 bros?
A future op image
>>736248883You can go 2 speed 2 pwr 2 wit or 2 speed 1 pwr 3 wit, i saw this oguri in a pub and another one with NTR, Kita, tachyon, Fine Motion, Wit Sunday and pwr Nishino
>>736251751Wait, I think you're my rival. You're really using a Sacrificial Suzuka...
>>736252107Not looking good but I'm already in A finals so I can relax a little
>>736252253>Capping wit from 2 cardsJesus Christ I'm clearly doing something wrong.
>>736252107I made it into B finals already so I'm chilling
ban gachafaggots
>>736252417Captain, that's a 15% speed growth uma.
love gachacuties
>>736245249They all look too depressed.
>>736252417That's not how training works + you're forgetting events like how fuku gives 21 all stats
>>736252107Bring me stronger UGs.
>>736252259>rivalI am not. Never joined a room nor won a platinum.
>>736252558Oh. Thank god. Nevermind then.
>>736246681Yay! Congrats
>>736252538>he uses metaslop instead of his waifusDidn't beat the game
>>736252107It's going terribly, but I got into A finals. So I'm happy enough.
>>736252676To his defense it's longsloppa and it's impossible to care much for it
>>736252516>That's not how training works What do you mean? I also never even approach 1k wit even with stuff like events triggering
>>736252676I wish I had the strength to run my favorites and win plat. Maybe one day.
>>736252714>>736252787Pathetic. Tainted platnum is not a real title.
>>736252676My waifus are Gold Ship, Narita Taishin, and Christmas Oguri btw
>>736252480With bourbon and kita the highest I've gotten with 2 is around 900, but they have 0 so maybe that bodes better.
>>736252417that guy had 1 3* wit parent, high wit is mostly about luck
Don't feel bad, anons, I never got a platinum to begin withWhy I never even got into A finaleHell I never managed to survive A semifinals!So remember, whenever you feel bad, there are worse trainers than you in this thread
>>736252904Oh, I thought you were talking about her speed. Yeah you can highroll wit with just two cards, you just need a couple of 40% megaphones and some really good RNG
Last minute team changes, which Ayabe is the least bad? I did run 1 already and she did win sometimes but jobbed sometimes. 4 seemed to place the best even against meta front teams but didn't get a win.
Last thread gave me idea of Natie losing her spaghetti, so here it is
>>736252787I’ve literally never seen a person do anything even remotely like that. Everyone has the same facial expression. Thats probably to do with the fact that nothing that happens is even slightly logical, nonetheless it is happening. So how does a completely illogical world that consistently calls itself logical operate. Walk with me down this back alleyway and take these pills I have in my pocket. They’re heroin pills and one of them is an excstacy tab, you’re welcome.
>>736253068Kek. Saved
>>736253061Go with the fourth one
ok bros, Mike "the situation" here15 energyonly one +20 energy itemone whistle2 empowered megaphonesone speed weight2 cupcakeshow do I survive this summer?
>>736253068And extra version
>>736253147No charms?Well since there are no rainbows, time to bite the bullet and r-rest...
April 3rd is McQueen's birthday!I will be taking her out for sweets.Total McQueen Love!
>>736253068She's literally me....
>>736253147Rest, train wit once, use 20 energy item, rainbow speed training + weight ot whistle to reroll for it. If no rainbows just train with the megaphones on stats you need.
How are people doing 40 something runs without resting? Are they just forcing their umas to run without energy?
>>736253293>>736253234thank yougot two speeds back to back so I had to gamble on some wits at the end
>>736253313Rest during free turns, you should probably limit three in a row races and buy energy items, as much as you can
>>736253313Pop Vit20, run 2 racesPop that soda that gives you 5 energy, run there tooHave skin cream and cupcake ready
>>736245841>this cutie>ugly
>>736245249Only if the game lets me marry Golshi
>>736253507she isn't sexy broshe is crazy coo coo
>>736251076Based, indeed.
>>736253604NTA but she is both, crazy coo coo AND among the sexiest umas there is, top 3 for certain
>>736253704Ugly, shit design, reddit chungus personality. F tier uma.
>>736253604Gold Ship would canonically be a top 3 lover, since the horse is literally a stud that all the mares love.
>>736253792Why are you gay
>MANT produces better parents thanks to all the race sparks!>
1st ace run for next CM, feels like a bit early to say I'm done but this is by far the best uma I've ever gotten outside of gutsmaxxing meme builds.>head-on outside of pic
gold shit is just the token white haired big tittied crazy bitch every single gacha kusoge has
>>736251076Why is there no AGEMASEN edit for her?
>>736254095nobody actually likes Fine
>>736254127Everybody loves Fine.She's the 4chan uma.
>>736254067>White hairedGoldship is a grey coat though
>>736254095I want to motion in her fines if you know what I mean
>>736245249Golshi and Fukukitaru carried me into the finalsI never doubted Shiraoki-sama
Ranked ALL GLOBAL Umas. My taste is superior, come see how you stand up. Did you land up top or are you a D tier tastelet.
>>736254376I was gonna shit on it but I actually agree with a lot of it. Huh
>>736254376I understand Golshi at the bottom but what did Mambo and Daiska do wrong?
>>736254376Not looking good for you
>>736254376I disagree with you greatly and thus you are WRONG
>>736254579>Not looking good for y-AAAACKK
>>736253068>>736253187Very nice, saved.>>736253241I love glass cannons.>>736254049>outside of gutsmaxxingShe has 15% speed growth, you can easily run 1speed/3guts/2wit and cap speed. Card skills are a different consideration of course.>>736254376Actually a decent list, not bad.
>>736254571>>736254579Tannhauser is just as reddit as goldshit, I genuinely hate Scarletts archtype. Cygames has one of her in all their IPs.
Who is on the /v/ma Mt. Rushmore, that is to say, the faces of /v/ma?Personally I think it's>Taiki>Fine>Chrono>Dia
>>736254742I'd settle for this just to see Teiokeks seethe
>load into a lobby where my opponents brought SIX (6) lates>both of these are actual SS rank ace Natures, not debuffers
>>736254742You're missing HER
>>736254865Nobody's missing Teio.
>>736245249i hate how burgers can't differentiate between datesims and VNs
>>736254865>>736254908Missed her when I looked over her head and walked right by
>>736254824>Two SS rank Nice Natureaces>Fuku>Vodka(?)>mfw
God, i love being a luckchad.
Imagine...
The best girl for Ryona is Sakura Bakushin O. Imagine the dichotomy of her usual demeanor of being loud, confident and genki vs cowering on the floor bloodied after a few good punches. Every time I see her I get the primal urge to smash her face. I want to see her cry and hear her scream begging me to stop telling me how unlike me it is. I'll apologize and she'll limp over into my arms slowly wagging her tail like the retarded abused animal she is.
>>736255114Enjoy your trip to the island.
>>736255145Biwa "Banana Fiend" Hayahide when there is a major sale on bundles of bananas
>faggots here pulling Dia on singles>I spent 150 rolls trying to get Marvsunday just to use it on my trainer card>got 3 sweep toshos and the bitch nurse pal card insteadShare some luck niggers
>>736255173I'll never understand ryonafags. Why would you even want to break and abuse a pretty and cheerful girl?
>>736255145Does that include peeling it?
>>736254742Mt. Rushmore should be early important figures, not necessarily figures of overall importance. So>ChronoUsed for club memeing since the beginning.>MayaThe first queen and progenitor of a great tradition.>KitaRolling and rerolling for her card is basically a hazing ritual every early player went through.>NatieMost everyone likes her story and she was a cornerstone of the first CM as a debuffer that everyone had access to.
i unironically prefer the schizos posts over ryonaniggers
>>736255246>just to use it on my trainer cardjust say you hate money bro, no one looks at that shit, you can't even see others' in game
>>736255274I think base Oguri or even Bakushin/Urara is more important than Natie, but I agree
>>736255274As far as queens go for /v/ma culture, Taiki is way more important than Maya.Two terms, two patties, two heart attacks.
>>736255145Banana woman, my beloved
>>736255315>money I only used free rolls thoughever. And it's for my personal enjoyment.
>>736255376the biggest thing that happened during Taiki's was thanksgiving day, we wouldn't be here if it wasn't for Maya's incredible upset. Taikiggers need not reply
>>736254376I've only look at the S rated ones and you already forgot Oguri Cap in your list.
>5th time I enter a thread I'm interested in and it's you horse fuckers againI'm sick of you guys
>>736255460Name the other 4
>>736255432Nobody talks about Maya here unless it's about cunny.Everyone talks about Taiki. She's also the face of the first club.
>>736255319I would accept either of those alternatives.>>736255376Read the first sentence of my post again.
So that's where those gifs come from. Huh. This event might actually be really cool.
>start day 1 of round 2 CM matches>win 3 times>"FUCK YEAH! A Finals!">forget that im in group Bngl, gave me a chuckle
>>736255593If we're talking early, Taiki is still the face of the first club so that still applies.
>>736255650why is curren there ? that bitch is evil
>>736255650
>>736255173She could unironically kill you and really easily too
>>736255715Teaching her the sexiest poses to help her earn more fans
>>736255723Related tangent but for how bratty, impulsive and angry Sweep Tosho is, I'm surprised she hasn't killed anyone yet.
>>736255650is this a fucking turf war event? will it ever end?
>>736251929>thread with vague OP textThat's most threads
>>736255715Both sides of cuteness must be represented
>>736255717How can global compete?
>>736255898That's like 3 million fans per player bro. We'll triple that number easily..
Yes
>>736255145https://youtube.com/watch?v=_QQL2JwXUMoHorses are silly.
>>736255975>we
>Not gonna be able to get all skill books>Not gonna be able to get all tickets>Not gonna be able to get all star piecesTest is way too short and only one type is available thus depriving of first time clearing rewardsWHY!?
>>736256051Might've been ok without the accelerated schedule. This was not a fair event.
>>736255790I think the only horses in uma that has almost killed someone is Dream Journey biting his jockey's neck, and Stay Gold break checking NTR causing him to throw his jockey who very narrowly avoided getting trampled to death.
warning: villainous post
golden week at the end of the month, are we still gonna have to do a bazillion goldshi runs?
>>736256189Rice WOULD say that
>>736255825it's just a fan farming event, you get rewards every set number of fans with the big reward being a random SSR ticket at 2B, japan got to 3 point something billion so it'll be fun to see how many fans global gets
>>736256268yeppers
>>736256268We had to do golshi runs last one? All I remember is the 546 daily carats.
>>736256189Don't make me tap the sign.
>>736256051I'm just getting the rainbow shard, carats, and rare hint books.
>>736256367>you get rewards every set number of fans with the big reward being a random SSR ticket at 2BIn three days? How am I supposed to get so many fans in three days? This is not realistic!Or is that like a total thing across the playerbase?
Round 2 already?
Ah yes, its time.
>>736256367They got to 3 trillion, anon.
>>736256475It's based on your club's fan gains.
>>736256475Bro, your Oguri/Maruzensky/Rudolf?
>>736245249Only if they have a BHC
I still need 25k points is it over for me?
>>736256476Y-yes, it was yesterday, anon, today is the second day of round 2>>736256534Yes of course I can use Kingu and Nature for fan runs!
All third rates will qualify for A finals
>>736256475across the whole server
>>736256485depends.
>+4 Wit
I already made finals A, killed a fuckton of whales too. Should I enter with a shitter team to boost people up or will that mot work?
>>736256660I just restart the run. She's only there for enegy and all stats.
>>736250652hottest girl by far
>>736256721I usually do that on day 2 to try and help people out.
I hope danchou finished the Pisces banner
>>736256660a slight chance of getting +21 to all stats isn't worth running this shit card, can't believe how many people got rugpulled by it
>>736256660This card sucks to borrow so much
Why was this cm so fucking easy? I legit dont know if i just got strong or if global got weaker.
>>736256791I thought it was purely to get a good amount of free stats early on so you win races easier
I hate getting witchecked...
>>736250652For me, it's the L'arc skin
>>736256894Global is stronger than JP so I doubt it, reminder that JPfags tried to spoof us with their "superior" knowledge and got btfo so hard they couldn't even brag about it, I hate japs so fucking much
>>736245249>Would you play a dating simNo.
>>736254376You should be beheaded
>>736255145i was thinking to make a sequel to the first pic i did some days ago exactly based on this
KWAB
>>736256791Free stats at the beginning of the run saves you clocks.
>>736252107I made it into B but this might be the first time since Gemini I don't make it into A. Gonna try and made a new Golshi on the last day last minute
>>736256895It is, that anon is a retard. Fuku speed also has energy events and good overall stats.
>>736256895aside from kitasan choking in the niigata i never had trouble with early races
W-Why is round 2 feeling easier?
>>736256421I hate this faggot so fucking much, his accent and way of speaking my language is genuinely despicable, he should shut the fuck up for an eternity
>>736256759
>>736255145That's bananas
>>736256894>WyH wuz DIs Cm So eASY huurr DUUURRR>runs xoguri or vourbon and whaled for multiple MLB cardsI hope your faggot ass gets triple late start'd and you step on multiple legos barefoot
>made it to A finals but know I'm gonna job to RNGSometimes you JUST know.
>>736257069She went from quirky chungus to bipolar bitch who likes to crush men's balls and put them into generational debt
>didn't get diaAm I bricked?
That retarded sound Gold Shit makes when she doesn't get first makes me want to break something, I hate that sound so much, I instantly know I lost
Reminder that the in game copypaste models are not completely true to what the umas actually look like.Anyways, here's your thick-thighed Taiki.
>>736257170Depends, did you waifu Dia?If not, then no, she kinda sucksIf yes, then yes, you didn't spark for your waifu and you should be ashamed of yourself
>>736257230>she kinda sucksYeah, me
Stats looking good, now I just need to actually remember to put rice in my deck so I actually get a stamina skill that can proc.
>>736255460Come on man, those are just straight up umas. Still sorry.
>>736254702>Tannhauser is just as reddit as goldshit>t. only knows of the mambo ai chinkslop
>>736257170She's fucking garbage so no, the ones bricked are the people that spent carats for her lmao, she is genuinely terrible. Just wait for her New Years alt that is actually strong and usable like an actual smart personhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/106701-satono-diamondhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/106702-satono-diamond
Other than Seiun for obvious reasons who else has a good unique to inherit for a Front Taiki for Aries?
>>736257298>Front Taikinigga what?
>>736256759>7cm taller than meshe would drain all my semen.
>>736257230>>736257296I don't wife her but i liked her character a lot and find the jokes about her very funny, also love the sleeves.
>April Fool's is over>My danchou is still goneUWAAAAA!WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!WAAAAAH!AAAAAAAAAA!
>>736245841you useless fucking nigger
>>736257296What about L'Arc one? I like her hat there!
>>736257298NY opera i think that's about it
>>736257335Everybody says Pace can't win so i may as well try to make her a Front and see what happens
>>736257373/v/mapyoi...
>>736257104>whaled for multiple MLB cardsIm only running kitasan...
>>736256894>>736257060A huge amount of players even in group A round 2 have gotten filtered by the stat requirements for this CM. People are struggling to even hit enough stamina, and having to over-focus on training it and/or borrowing Creek is causing the rest of their builds to suffer. Lots of umas don't even have long S.If your team has at least two aces with long S who can consistently spurt, you're probably well ahead of the curve.
>>736257279I wouldn't know umas even if they bit me in the ass
Despite being on an 11 losing streak she managed to win one for the team so far
>>736257373You could have prevented this
>>736257104There is a reason he didn't post his team comp or cards.
>my fronts keeps losing position to worse builded fronts Having high wit is a gaslight
>>736245249Nice, I recognized them from catalog and wasn't even looking for thread that much
>>736257279>those are just straight up umasLiterally how? if i didnt play the game i would not have found out before coming in the thread. even then, i stilll dont really see half of the umas on OP pic, i only figured them out because theyre from the gold clan, other than the rightmost two. still have no idea who's the uma on the left of marche (if thats even her on the right)
That was a juicy catch, we're eating good tonight.
>>736257402Isn't xoguri as pace supposed to be THE uma for it though?
>>736257505Bro, your midrace skills?
>>736257549XOguri is her own thing
Pretty big whale caught. 8MLB SSRs across his racers!
Would you guys mind helping out a completely lost newbro. I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing, im just aimlessly doing the stories of the girls I like but I dont know if im fucking up my future by doing that aimlessly or what. Is there a guide?
>>736257402If you have her on front, you'd still want her in 3rd and that means not getting the use the front accels. And you have a lesser top speed since you're a front. What is the point.
>>736257279To be fair, not many outsiders are likely to recognize Gold Ship without her power limiter, not to mention all others aren't in Global yet
>>736257603First off, what are your cards?Second, are you capable of reliably beating URA and Unity cups?Gotta know where you are relatively speaking
>>736257609>you'd still want her in 3rdLiterally what are you talking about? The whole point is her unique doesn't do jack shit on the track so you may as well try to make her a front and see if she can activate A&S and take some wins.
>>736257603Newcutie...don't worry about CM right now, focus on having fun and building up resources for the future like good parents, money and carats from trophies.
>>736257603Waifu>Metacards>metaumaSave carrots for what matters
>>736257425BEEmapyoi*
>>736256791>this card's chain can end early? haha it's shit>ffffuck this shitty run i didn't get (gold skill) from a chainbrainlets don't understand how things work.
>>736257690Oh, is that so? I knew Taikeks were retarded but this is a new level. At least pick someone who can win.
>>736257603You're not fucking up anything by reading the stories. What you should focus on is learning the scenarios and set goals for yourself. Stuff like first winning the URA finale, maybe upgrade your Team Trials team a bit and then you can try to do some TB runs (you can skip unity as it's quite shit, but a run or two to try it out wont hurt either). Focus at one thing at a time if you feel lost wouyld be my best advice.
>>736257723VUMAVUMAPYOIVOOMERSDERVEE
Beat a guy named Jeb and was worried I killed a /v/ma player but he was just a rando.
>>736257603>tumor face slopI think you should fuck off back to r*ddit
>>736257402I think you have a better shot at making her a late surger with some gambling accels. Pumping Iron and Dober's unique are really good. Or maybe an end with spurt, I dunno how good spurt is in this track.Or maybe...you could make her a pace chaser with pump iron + dober's unique...
>>736257603>im just aimlessly doing the stories of the girls I likethat's good for now, try to figure out how the systems work, how to reliably win races and what stats do you need at different distances, once you win in URA move on to Unity and if you're feeling like it you can join the open league of next CM with B+ umas, you got plenty of time so if you want to try out CMs post your umas, cards and we can work something out for open
After this cm races, I think i started to hate V. bourbon and Xoguri, I see them in the race and I know I already lost
>>736257603Just have fun.
>>736257674I do have an MLB kitasan i bought a really cheap account, I can post my full cards in a few hours when I get home. I...struggle with ura a little bit but I think I've cleared it like once or twice. I'm pretty new.
How the FUCK is this in group A round 2.
>>736257603Focus on having fun and building up your resources newbro, we have years of foresight from JP so we know what's coming that is good, just ask. Also ignore retards like >>736257782 we like helping people so any message like this you can assume it's a schizo or a /vg/fag
>>736257743>metafagging instead of trying to get your wife to win in every CM
>people unironically losing to metaslop>my Ug Front Runner Haru Urara is raping metapigs and stealing their gemsHeh
>>736257603Just play the game. See if you like any of the girls and try to roll for them. You need so many cards if you want to be competitive and there's not really any good card banners to roll on for a long time.
>>736257901Kita and Ayabe are the real aces. Fuku is just happy to be there.
>>736257847>I do have an MLB kitasan i bought a really cheap account>mfwAnyways, yeah, post them cards are important
>>736257913May I see it?
Thank god it looks like I won't miss Final A this time. Got in on my 7th try.
>>736257901
>>736257901That's a debuffer you dingus.
>>736257792>I think you have a better shot at making her a late surgerLiterally not even possible or at least not without countless runs trying to RNG luckshit sparks. She has an E in both Medium and Late so 9* Late 9* Medium parents only get her to a B in both. At least with Front she can get to an A with like 4* Front.
>>736257782We wuv Trickcal here, faggot.
>3/20 round 1>1/20 round 2I'll make sure to press forfeit after getting two wins during next CM's qualifiers so the game doesn't accidentally put me in Group A for the third CM in a row
>>736257961She's cheerleading
>>736258008No "we" don't. That artstyle has been a blight for years. Just because you have shit taste doesn't mean everyone else does.
When do we get a rerun of the older uma banners?
>>end closer meta>throw in pace oguri anyway>winthank you gaslighters
>>736257992Oh. That's a shame. Then again, if people are going to run lots of fronts and paces, you could make a normal Taiki with late surger skills + NSM. That should give you like 8-9 lengths of distance if everything activates.
Honestly whoever designed VBourbon should be raped, that's it, he does not deserve to live a happy life
>>736258060We don't, only some like a seiun / brian banner sometime during summer get a rerun.
>>736257402Aries is either frontrunners hoping for Angling, Late surgers activating both Ryan and Dober's ult, or X.Oguri just doing her own thing. I guess Pace Chasers can still get Dober's ult if we meet a lot of Frontrunners
>>736258009based
>>736258057Simmer down, princess.
>>736258067>>736257992You could even find an Ignited Spirit PWR parent and just make a giga gambler Taiki
>>736258008>58008Nice
>Mobile captcha is becoming easier>Meaning that the cookie is fermenting well>All IP ranges are still blocked "due to abuse"What kind of shit did they break now? I have been getting this retarded message for over 2 weeks now. I am not verifying a fucking e-mail
I legitimately want XOguri users to dieshe's not even broken in Pisces and it still pisses me off to see her in my lobbies
>get a 5-0>immediately after get a 0-5 with multiple late starts, rushed and bad moodsWtf
>>736258067>pace with pump,beyond and head oni could see that working with the amount of fronts and paces people will bring
>>736258125Holy pixels
>>736258209This but VBourbon users, they should get cancer and die
>>736258113>Late surgers activating both Ryan and Dober's ultSo I can run two late surgers and not brick myself too much?I did always want to run Smaru too just to see what all the hype was about, I kinda wasn't paying attention but got spooked by her twice during the megabanner
>>736258209Ive literally never been threatened by a xoguri.
>>736258203I can only post on my phone, my desktop is rangebanned, this is such bullshit.
>>736258202
>>736258247Yeah, don't get me wrong, it's a stupid idea that might not work. But it's more fun than making a front Taiki, and instead of relying on one acceleration to make up for her bad unique, you're giving her 3-4 acceleration skills that can highroll. Give it some thought, it would be amazing to see if it actually works
>3 front>6 end Epic.
>>736258203May it keep happening, curse all teiobros.
I think I'm done bros.
>Valentines bourbon is not good she's just easy to buildTime to go back in time and kill that faggot.
>>736245249the bitch on the right would be best girl
>>736258393>Use Teio reaction image>Get accused and cursed for "being" a Teiobro even though I am not
>>736257836Get ready for 3-4 more months of this. MANT is very unfriendly to soulful umawife trainers
>>736258247>>736258332Even so if I was to run her as Pace I wouldn't do it until the Daiwa card releases in 10 days for gold Head-On.
>>736258406You can get the exact same results with an S.Maru desu. And she's more dominant that Kitasan because she is indeed easier to build, thus allowing for more highrolls
>>736257836>He doesn't know
>>736258368What makes those styles so fucking dominant?
>>736258468From a distance I thought it was a mob uma from Cinderella
>>736258480Low stamina requirements and having lots of good accels for this track.
>>736258469When does smaru fall off anyway? How many cms before her own card
the 2 fronts are mine lmao
>>736258480Fronts get good skills, good ults for this track and can get free speed ups if there is another fronts.Ends get lower stam requirements, an accelerations that triggers at the right time and usually very decent ults for this track.
What happens if you don't have Xoguri.
>>7362585434 CMs
Love this lass.
>>736258478I knew, I just didn't expect things to be so bleak
>>736258615you buy her with the selector or run triple lates and gamblemax
>>736258615You can only cope and seethe, there is nothing else you can do
>>736258639Ok good, auntie still got it for a little while longer then.
>>736258287Yes you can. But I expect you will meet either 2 X.Oguris and 4 fronts, or 6 fronts. So your late surgers will default to 7th. I think if you have Dober she will be the best late surger.
>>736258615500 ryan unity careers as punishment.
>>736258406I still stand by what I said. You just see a lot of them because she's easy to build and was hyped as metadefining for mant.
>>736258536>Low stamina requirementsExcept Fronts have the highest stamina requirements?
>>736258654Shes so cool
>>736258572>the very next racewtf
>>736258662You still won't know until you start properly preparing for Aries. I'm looking forward to the reaction from the community
I am not only losing I am getting my fucking ass beat. This has to be the hardest CM yet. Are they all going to be like this from here on out with MANT?
>>736258125don't you want to at least win once to screenshot the winning image
>>736258773I don't have enough space on my computer for another screenshot.
Congrats on the debuffs, thanks for the free win you morons. I swear Riceniggers are retarded
>>736258684Peak list, I'm running my wife dober for sure i have xoguri but I don't wanna use her, it will be vb, smaru and dober.
>>736258771>Are they all going to be like thisDepends, do you have Xoguri and Vbourbon?
>>736258812Post your Ayabe plz
>>736256779I only need to color, shade and render Suzuka, then edit in all the other stuff into it, but it's almost done
I want to throw runs today, maybe I'll get someone to A finals since I've already secured my spot at the leech's table.I don't have any fresh glue on hand, so this is the best I've got.
>>736258709Pace has the highest stamina requirements. From highest to lowest:>pace>front>late>endBut lates are fucked this CM so front becomes the second go-to style.
