Would you play a dating sim with characters who looked like this
>>736245249major cutie on the far left
>humannope
Stealth uma thread
>>736245249>human girlsno way fag
>>736245249i know this game, is called Ningenmusume, you train a highschool girl of the track and field club to be the strongest runner in Japan. You are also a horse
>>736245623>You are also a horseIf it has romance, I can see it being popular with women
>>736245369Nothing gets past you, eh?
Tell you what, the only reason i found this thread, and the only girl i can recognise easily is fenomeno, because of her ugly fucking mug.
>>736245249I would date the puppet girl.No, not the girl with the puppet, but the puppet itself.
>>736245853she’s a freak, I heard she’s into getting fisted
>>736245841>fenomeno>uglykys
>>736245623Sounds kino
Why are all straight men pedophiles?
>>736245938Yup. First time seing her and her racing outfit i felt actually repulsed, i dont care how good her VA is and how much people post her, completely awful. Gran Alegria's shoes are more pretty than her
>>736246010cause all 18+ women are ugly
>>736246010Why do girls get periods way before they’re 18
>>736246010Because the jews decided that straight males with normal taste are pedophiles and that its illegal
>>736245841You have to kill yourself.
>>736246332No. I will outlive every homosexual that likes this thing
well ain't that something
This was a low roll run but it felt like garbage to use. I don't know what to swap Riko out for, an SR power also feels like it would be bad.
>>736246686use ssr power sunday and use another wit or stamina card
>>736245249in case anyone wondered what dream journey looked like. this artist started with her first
>>736247327then Oru got one
>>736245249Bed breaking impregnation sex with the second from the left
I was wondering why this thread looked weird, should have known it was the Uma Musume general
>>736245249I want a handjob from the puppet girl while she makes glug glug sounds ventriloquist style
I really need a new speed card for kita.
>>736248405This deck is really bad, what do your cards look like?
tall tan girl and puppet girl is intriguing
Okay. Which one has the biggest dick?
any suggestions for a good TT Dia deck? I just want to throw her on my long team
>>736248685gold ship obviously
>>736248405https://files.catbox.moe/ihc2ab.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/aib0fu.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/y7nmhz.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/rps1pi.jpeg
>>736247063So swap Riko out for power Sunday, but how do I get a 4th wit? 1 speed on a 10% seems real bad, I only barely capped speed with 2 cards.
>>736245249>katawa shoujo but with mental asylum schizosi'd play it
Why did Cygames not program it so your cards are guaranteed to finish their event chains? What is the reason behind them not fixing this obvious mistake? From what I understand this still happens in JP, so after 5 years they leave this simple run killing annoyance that you can't even fix with money unaddressedWHY!?
>>7362452492 sexoProbably not though, I don't play dating simulators.
>>736245623>You are also a horseYOU JUST KNOW
>>736248519>>736248805Whoops
>>736245917But think of the velvety puppet handjobs though
>>736245249No because they all look like they're supposed to be the dark mysterious girl, and not being able to tell them apart gets rid of feeling like the one you pick is special
>>736248927It is to dissuade people from running 6 SSR card decks. It's a feature not a bug, since you have to weigh how important that gold skill is and if it's worth the chance to brick.
>>736249060I thought their rarity and MLB SR cards giving better stats and non-MLB SSR ones are what do that
>>736245249Yes, and I think I already see who my favorite would be. The third one from the right.
>>736249046>they all look like they're supposed to be the dark mysterious girlProbably just the art style.
>>736249129>spoilerShe princess carries you in front of her father, you know
Gonna do a "quick" bunch of runs to fix my team for CM, can someone give me a f2p Kitasan deck so I can at least try and scrounge up a single win to make it to B final?. I only have Finemo as my one useable MLB.
>>736245369lmao at this anon being right, is this some ultra instinct shit?
A or B, bwos? Does it matter? I'm not good at statistics.
>sacrificial suzukaI hope your fronts late start and PDM glues your end all the way back to 9th place for the whole race
>>736249778>is this some ultra instinct shit?don't give him too much credit the first girl on the left is literally the most popular character. anyone could've recognized her
>>736249957Do not underestimate the hat, anon
>>736250212i didn't find Gold Ship hot until she took off the hat. and now i find her hot with the hat. it's like i had a disease that was immediately cured. help.
>>736249957oh shit now that you mentioned it that's the gold ship, right?amazing
>>736248405>>736248805Use double stamina parents.I hope you don't mind me saying that it's NOT LOOKING GOOD for your account. You really don't have any usable speed cards for this scenario, except Kitasan. Most of the welfare cards are at unusable LBs, too. It's almost reroll tier. You should hoard carats and roll on a big card banner or start over if you aren't too attached to your account. And you should play more in general, you would have a lot more options if your welfare cards were at MLB
>>736249812What the fuck is the table on the left supposed to tell me?
>>736249812What am I looking at here? Is this the suicide Suzuka I heard of?Either way uhhhh first one, I figure the second one will die WAY before she gets any use
>>736250325Who wins the practice room. "front" means a front runner from another team.
To the anon who tried to join our club yesterday: I'm sorry that I wasn't able to tell you earlier but the vacant we had was already reserved (hence why we didn't promote it at all). I did recognize your name so I just wanted to clarify, I hope another club of your choice takes you in
How much stam does Riko Kashimoto give in MANT?
>>736249936Don't be mad. She gets to enjoy the view from the front for a good minute.
>>736250292Imagine how JP must've felt when Summer Golshi appeared even ignoring her broken ass bullshit ult
>>736245249no, but i would play one with characters like this
>>736250621I think its about the same
>last thread died with LOSERS seething at best girlPotato Queen keeps winning
>>736251076Please give me speed star goddammit
How reliable is this prediction?
>>736251076GIVE ME SPEED STARGIVE ME SPEED STARGIVE ME SPEED STARGIVE ME SPEED STARGIVE ME SPEED STAR
>>736251076FUCK YOU FINE MOTION. I HAD A GOOD RUNNING GOING UNTIL YOU DECIDED TO GIVE ME PREPARED TO PASS
>>736251301Tom Cruise is so lucky
>>736251232>>736251319>>736251369Hmmm nyo
>>736250571Left has more consistent GW, that's probably more important than anything else. Inner + Outer together only have a 7/9 chance of working.
>>736250551>Is this the suicide Suzuka I heard of?Yeah. With more runs A seems better.
You not getting that Speed Star was actually predetermined before you ever chose that card
>>736249778>find thread with vague OP text>inspect OP picif you can find the thread then he can find the thread
>>736251929Seiun's begging for triplets in that pic
How we feeling about round 2 bros?
A future op image
>>736248883You can go 2 speed 2 pwr 2 wit or 2 speed 1 pwr 3 wit, i saw this oguri in a pub and another one with NTR, Kita, tachyon, Fine Motion, Wit Sunday and pwr Nishino
>>736251751Wait, I think you're my rival. You're really using a Sacrificial Suzuka...
>>736252107Not looking good but I'm already in A finals so I can relax a little
>>736252253>Capping wit from 2 cardsJesus Christ I'm clearly doing something wrong.
>>736252107I made it into B finals already so I'm chilling
ban gachafaggots
>>736252417Captain, that's a 15% speed growth uma.
love gachacuties
>>736245249They all look too depressed.
>>736252417That's not how training works + you're forgetting events like how fuku gives 21 all stats
>>736252107Bring me stronger UGs.
>>736252259>rivalI am not. Never joined a room nor won a platinum.
>>736252558Oh. Thank god. Nevermind then.
>>736246681Yay! Congrats
>>736252538>he uses metaslop instead of his waifusDidn't beat the game
>>736252107It's going terribly, but I got into A finals. So I'm happy enough.
>>736252676To his defense it's longsloppa and it's impossible to care much for it
>>736252516>That's not how training works What do you mean? I also never even approach 1k wit even with stuff like events triggering
>>736252676I wish I had the strength to run my favorites and win plat. Maybe one day.
>>736252714>>736252787Pathetic. Tainted platnum is not a real title.
>>736252676My waifus are Gold Ship, Narita Taishin, and Christmas Oguri btw
>>736252480With bourbon and kita the highest I've gotten with 2 is around 900, but they have 0 so maybe that bodes better.
>>736252417that guy had 1 3* wit parent, high wit is mostly about luck
Don't feel bad, anons, I never got a platinum to begin withWhy I never even got into A finaleHell I never managed to survive A semifinals!So remember, whenever you feel bad, there are worse trainers than you in this thread
>>736252904Oh, I thought you were talking about her speed. Yeah you can highroll wit with just two cards, you just need a couple of 40% megaphones and some really good RNG
Last minute team changes, which Ayabe is the least bad? I did run 1 already and she did win sometimes but jobbed sometimes. 4 seemed to place the best even against meta front teams but didn't get a win.
Last thread gave me idea of Natie losing her spaghetti, so here it is
>>736252787I’ve literally never seen a person do anything even remotely like that. Everyone has the same facial expression. Thats probably to do with the fact that nothing that happens is even slightly logical, nonetheless it is happening. So how does a completely illogical world that consistently calls itself logical operate. Walk with me down this back alleyway and take these pills I have in my pocket. They’re heroin pills and one of them is an excstacy tab, you’re welcome.
>>736253068Kek. Saved
>>736253061Go with the fourth one
ok bros, Mike "the situation" here15 energyonly one +20 energy itemone whistle2 empowered megaphonesone speed weight2 cupcakeshow do I survive this summer?
>>736253068And extra version
>>736253147No charms?Well since there are no rainbows, time to bite the bullet and r-rest...
April 3rd is McQueen's birthday!I will be taking her out for sweets.Total McQueen Love!
>>736253068She's literally me....
>>736253147Rest, train wit once, use 20 energy item, rainbow speed training + weight ot whistle to reroll for it. If no rainbows just train with the megaphones on stats you need.
How are people doing 40 something runs without resting? Are they just forcing their umas to run without energy?
>>736253293>>736253234thank yougot two speeds back to back so I had to gamble on some wits at the end
>>736253313Rest during free turns, you should probably limit three in a row races and buy energy items, as much as you can
>>736253313Pop Vit20, run 2 racesPop that soda that gives you 5 energy, run there tooHave skin cream and cupcake ready
>>736245841>this cutie>ugly
>>736245249Only if the game lets me marry Golshi
>>736253507she isn't sexy broshe is crazy coo coo
>>736251076Based, indeed.
>>736253604NTA but she is both, crazy coo coo AND among the sexiest umas there is, top 3 for certain
>>736253704Ugly, shit design, reddit chungus personality. F tier uma.
>>736253604Gold Ship would canonically be a top 3 lover, since the horse is literally a stud that all the mares love.
>>736253792Why are you gay
>MANT produces better parents thanks to all the race sparks!>
1st ace run for next CM, feels like a bit early to say I'm done but this is by far the best uma I've ever gotten outside of gutsmaxxing meme builds.>head-on outside of pic
gold shit is just the token white haired big tittied crazy bitch every single gacha kusoge has
>>736251076Why is there no AGEMASEN edit for her?
>>736254095nobody actually likes Fine
>>736254127Everybody loves Fine.She's the 4chan uma.
>>736254067>White hairedGoldship is a grey coat though
>>736254095I want to motion in her fines if you know what I mean
>>736245249Golshi and Fukukitaru carried me into the finalsI never doubted Shiraoki-sama
Ranked ALL GLOBAL Umas. My taste is superior, come see how you stand up. Did you land up top or are you a D tier tastelet.
>>736254376I was gonna shit on it but I actually agree with a lot of it. Huh
>>736254376I understand Golshi at the bottom but what did Mambo and Daiska do wrong?
>>736254376Not looking good for you
>>736254376I disagree with you greatly and thus you are WRONG
>>736254579>Not looking good for y-AAAACKK
>>736253068>>736253187Very nice, saved.>>736253241I love glass cannons.>>736254049>outside of gutsmaxxingShe has 15% speed growth, you can easily run 1speed/3guts/2wit and cap speed. Card skills are a different consideration of course.>>736254376Actually a decent list, not bad.
>>736254571>>736254579Tannhauser is just as reddit as goldshit, I genuinely hate Scarletts archtype. Cygames has one of her in all their IPs.
Who is on the /v/ma Mt. Rushmore, that is to say, the faces of /v/ma?Personally I think it's>Taiki>Fine>Chrono>Dia
>>736254742I'd settle for this just to see Teiokeks seethe
>load into a lobby where my opponents brought SIX (6) lates>both of these are actual SS rank ace Natures, not debuffers
>>736254742You're missing HER
>>736254865Nobody's missing Teio.
>>736245249i hate how burgers can't differentiate between datesims and VNs
>>736254865>>736254908Missed her when I looked over her head and walked right by
>>736254824>Two SS rank Nice Natureaces>Fuku>Vodka(?)>mfw
God, i love being a luckchad.
Imagine...
The best girl for Ryona is Sakura Bakushin O. Imagine the dichotomy of her usual demeanor of being loud, confident and genki vs cowering on the floor bloodied after a few good punches. Every time I see her I get the primal urge to smash her face. I want to see her cry and hear her scream begging me to stop telling me how unlike me it is. I'll apologize and she'll limp over into my arms slowly wagging her tail like the retarded abused animal she is.
>>736255114Enjoy your trip to the island.
>>736255145Biwa "Banana Fiend" Hayahide when there is a major sale on bundles of bananas
>faggots here pulling Dia on singles>I spent 150 rolls trying to get Marvsunday just to use it on my trainer card>got 3 sweep toshos and the bitch nurse pal card insteadShare some luck niggers
>>736255173I'll never understand ryonafags. Why would you even want to break and abuse a pretty and cheerful girl?
>>736255145Does that include peeling it?
>>736254742Mt. Rushmore should be early important figures, not necessarily figures of overall importance. So>ChronoUsed for club memeing since the beginning.>MayaThe first queen and progenitor of a great tradition.>KitaRolling and rerolling for her card is basically a hazing ritual every early player went through.>NatieMost everyone likes her story and she was a cornerstone of the first CM as a debuffer that everyone had access to.
i unironically prefer the schizos posts over ryonaniggers
>>736255246>just to use it on my trainer cardjust say you hate money bro, no one looks at that shit, you can't even see others' in game
>>736255274I think base Oguri or even Bakushin/Urara is more important than Natie, but I agree
>>736255274As far as queens go for /v/ma culture, Taiki is way more important than Maya.Two terms, two patties, two heart attacks.
>>736255145Banana woman, my beloved
>>736255315>money I only used free rolls thoughever. And it's for my personal enjoyment.
>>736255376the biggest thing that happened during Taiki's was thanksgiving day, we wouldn't be here if it wasn't for Maya's incredible upset. Taikiggers need not reply
>>736254376I've only look at the S rated ones and you already forgot Oguri Cap in your list.
>5th time I enter a thread I'm interested in and it's you horse fuckers againI'm sick of you guys
>>736255460Name the other 4
>>736255432Nobody talks about Maya here unless it's about cunny.Everyone talks about Taiki. She's also the face of the first club.
>>736255319I would accept either of those alternatives.>>736255376Read the first sentence of my post again.
So that's where those gifs come from. Huh. This event might actually be really cool.
>start day 1 of round 2 CM matches>win 3 times>"FUCK YEAH! A Finals!">forget that im in group Bngl, gave me a chuckle
>>736255593If we're talking early, Taiki is still the face of the first club so that still applies.
>>736255650why is curren there ? that bitch is evil
>>736255650
>>736255173She could unironically kill you and really easily too
>>736255715Teaching her the sexiest poses to help her earn more fans
>>736255723Related tangent but for how bratty, impulsive and angry Sweep Tosho is, I'm surprised she hasn't killed anyone yet.
>>736255650is this a fucking turf war event? will it ever end?
>>736251929>thread with vague OP textThat's most threads
>>736255715Both sides of cuteness must be represented
>>736255717How can global compete?
>>736255898That's like 3 million fans per player bro. We'll triple that number easily..
Yes
>>736255145https://youtube.com/watch?v=_QQL2JwXUMoHorses are silly.
>>736255975>we
>Not gonna be able to get all skill books>Not gonna be able to get all tickets>Not gonna be able to get all star piecesTest is way too short and only one type is available thus depriving of first time clearing rewardsWHY!?
>>736256051Might've been ok without the accelerated schedule. This was not a fair event.
>>736255790I think the only horses in uma that has almost killed someone is Dream Journey biting his jockey's neck, and Stay Gold break checking NTR causing him to throw his jockey who very narrowly avoided getting trampled to death.
warning: villainous post
golden week at the end of the month, are we still gonna have to do a bazillion goldshi runs?
>>736256189Rice WOULD say that
>>736255825it's just a fan farming event, you get rewards every set number of fans with the big reward being a random SSR ticket at 2B, japan got to 3 point something billion so it'll be fun to see how many fans global gets
>>736256268yeppers
>>736256268We had to do golshi runs last one? All I remember is the 546 daily carats.
>>736256189Don't make me tap the sign.
>>736256051I'm just getting the rainbow shard, carats, and rare hint books.
>>736256367>you get rewards every set number of fans with the big reward being a random SSR ticket at 2BIn three days? How am I supposed to get so many fans in three days? This is not realistic!Or is that like a total thing across the playerbase?
Round 2 already?
Ah yes, its time.
>>736256367They got to 3 trillion, anon.
>>736256475It's based on your club's fan gains.
>>736256475Bro, your Oguri/Maruzensky/Rudolf?
>>736245249Only if they have a BHC
I still need 25k points is it over for me?
>>736256476Y-yes, it was yesterday, anon, today is the second day of round 2>>736256534Yes of course I can use Kingu and Nature for fan runs!
All third rates will qualify for A finals
>>736256475across the whole server
>>736256485depends.
>+4 Wit
I already made finals A, killed a fuckton of whales too. Should I enter with a shitter team to boost people up or will that mot work?
>>736256660I just restart the run. She's only there for enegy and all stats.
>>736250652hottest girl by far
>>736256721I usually do that on day 2 to try and help people out.
I hope danchou finished the Pisces banner
>>736256660a slight chance of getting +21 to all stats isn't worth running this shit card, can't believe how many people got rugpulled by it
>>736256660This card sucks to borrow so much
Why was this cm so fucking easy? I legit dont know if i just got strong or if global got weaker.
>>736256791I thought it was purely to get a good amount of free stats early on so you win races easier
I hate getting witchecked...
>>736250652For me, it's the L'arc skin
>>736256894Global is stronger than JP so I doubt it, reminder that JPfags tried to spoof us with their "superior" knowledge and got btfo so hard they couldn't even brag about it, I hate japs so fucking much
>>736245249>Would you play a dating simNo.
>>736254376You should be beheaded
>>736255145i was thinking to make a sequel to the first pic i did some days ago exactly based on this
KWAB
>>736256791Free stats at the beginning of the run saves you clocks.
>>736252107I made it into B but this might be the first time since Gemini I don't make it into A. Gonna try and made a new Golshi on the last day last minute
>>736256895It is, that anon is a retard. Fuku speed also has energy events and good overall stats.
>>736256895aside from kitasan choking in the niigata i never had trouble with early races
W-Why is round 2 feeling easier?
>>736256421I hate this faggot so fucking much, his accent and way of speaking my language is genuinely despicable, he should shut the fuck up for an eternity
>>736256759
>>736255145That's bananas
>>736256894>WyH wuz DIs Cm So eASY huurr DUUURRR>runs xoguri or vourbon and whaled for multiple MLB cardsI hope your faggot ass gets triple late start'd and you step on multiple legos barefoot
>made it to A finals but know I'm gonna job to RNGSometimes you JUST know.
>>736257069She went from quirky chungus to bipolar bitch who likes to crush men's balls and put them into generational debt
>didn't get diaAm I bricked?
That retarded sound Gold Shit makes when she doesn't get first makes me want to break something, I hate that sound so much, I instantly know I lost
Reminder that the in game copypaste models are not completely true to what the umas actually look like.Anyways, here's your thick-thighed Taiki.
>>736257170Depends, did you waifu Dia?If not, then no, she kinda sucksIf yes, then yes, you didn't spark for your waifu and you should be ashamed of yourself
>>736257230>she kinda sucksYeah, me
Stats looking good, now I just need to actually remember to put rice in my deck so I actually get a stamina skill that can proc.
>>736255460Come on man, those are just straight up umas. Still sorry.
>>736254702>Tannhauser is just as reddit as goldshit>t. only knows of the mambo ai chinkslop
>>736257170She's fucking garbage so no, the ones bricked are the people that spent carats for her lmao, she is genuinely terrible. Just wait for her New Years alt that is actually strong and usable like an actual smart personhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/106701-satono-diamondhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/106702-satono-diamond
Other than Seiun for obvious reasons who else has a good unique to inherit for a Front Taiki for Aries?
>>736257298>Front Taikinigga what?
>>736256759>7cm taller than meshe would drain all my semen.
>>736257230>>736257296I don't wife her but i liked her character a lot and find the jokes about her very funny, also love the sleeves.
>April Fool's is over>My danchou is still goneUWAAAAA!WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!WAAAAAH!AAAAAAAAAA!
>>736245841you useless fucking nigger
>>736257296What about L'Arc one? I like her hat there!
>>736257298NY opera i think that's about it
>>736257335Everybody says Pace can't win so i may as well try to make her a Front and see what happens
>>736257373/v/mapyoi...
>>736257104>whaled for multiple MLB cardsIm only running kitasan...
>>736256894>>736257060A huge amount of players even in group A round 2 have gotten filtered by the stat requirements for this CM. People are struggling to even hit enough stamina, and having to over-focus on training it and/or borrowing Creek is causing the rest of their builds to suffer. Lots of umas don't even have long S.If your team has at least two aces with long S who can consistently spurt, you're probably well ahead of the curve.
>>736257279I wouldn't know umas even if they bit me in the ass
Despite being on an 11 losing streak she managed to win one for the team so far
>>736257373You could have prevented this
>>736257104There is a reason he didn't post his team comp or cards.
>my fronts keeps losing position to worse builded fronts Having high wit is a gaslight
>>736245249Nice, I recognized them from catalog and wasn't even looking for thread that much
>>736257279>those are just straight up umasLiterally how? if i didnt play the game i would not have found out before coming in the thread. even then, i stilll dont really see half of the umas on OP pic, i only figured them out because theyre from the gold clan, other than the rightmost two. still have no idea who's the uma on the left of marche (if thats even her on the right)
That was a juicy catch, we're eating good tonight.
>>736257402Isn't xoguri as pace supposed to be THE uma for it though?
>>736257505Bro, your midrace skills?
>>736257549XOguri is her own thing
Pretty big whale caught. 8MLB SSRs across his racers!
Would you guys mind helping out a completely lost newbro. I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing, im just aimlessly doing the stories of the girls I like but I dont know if im fucking up my future by doing that aimlessly or what. Is there a guide?
>>736257402If you have her on front, you'd still want her in 3rd and that means not getting the use the front accels. And you have a lesser top speed since you're a front. What is the point.
>>736257279To be fair, not many outsiders are likely to recognize Gold Ship without her power limiter, not to mention all others aren't in Global yet
>>736257603First off, what are your cards?Second, are you capable of reliably beating URA and Unity cups?Gotta know where you are relatively speaking
>>736257609>you'd still want her in 3rdLiterally what are you talking about? The whole point is her unique doesn't do jack shit on the track so you may as well try to make her a front and see if she can activate A&S and take some wins.
>>736257603Newcutie...don't worry about CM right now, focus on having fun and building up resources for the future like good parents, money and carats from trophies.
>>736257603Waifu>Metacards>metaumaSave carrots for what matters
>>736257425BEEmapyoi*
>>736256791>this card's chain can end early? haha it's shit>ffffuck this shitty run i didn't get (gold skill) from a chainbrainlets don't understand how things work.
>>736257690Oh, is that so? I knew Taikeks were retarded but this is a new level. At least pick someone who can win.
>>736257603You're not fucking up anything by reading the stories. What you should focus on is learning the scenarios and set goals for yourself. Stuff like first winning the URA finale, maybe upgrade your Team Trials team a bit and then you can try to do some TB runs (you can skip unity as it's quite shit, but a run or two to try it out wont hurt either). Focus at one thing at a time if you feel lost wouyld be my best advice.
>>736257723VUMAVUMAPYOIVOOMERSDERVEE
Beat a guy named Jeb and was worried I killed a /v/ma player but he was just a rando.
>>736257603>tumor face slopI think you should fuck off back to r*ddit
>>736257402I think you have a better shot at making her a late surger with some gambling accels. Pumping Iron and Dober's unique are really good. Or maybe an end with spurt, I dunno how good spurt is in this track.Or maybe...you could make her a pace chaser with pump iron + dober's unique...
>>736257603>im just aimlessly doing the stories of the girls I likethat's good for now, try to figure out how the systems work, how to reliably win races and what stats do you need at different distances, once you win in URA move on to Unity and if you're feeling like it you can join the open league of next CM with B+ umas, you got plenty of time so if you want to try out CMs post your umas, cards and we can work something out for open
After this cm races, I think i started to hate V. bourbon and Xoguri, I see them in the race and I know I already lost
>>736257603Just have fun.
>>736257674I do have an MLB kitasan i bought a really cheap account, I can post my full cards in a few hours when I get home. I...struggle with ura a little bit but I think I've cleared it like once or twice. I'm pretty new.
How the FUCK is this in group A round 2.
>>736257603Focus on having fun and building up your resources newbro, we have years of foresight from JP so we know what's coming that is good, just ask. Also ignore retards like >>736257782 we like helping people so any message like this you can assume it's a schizo or a /vg/fag
>>736257743>metafagging instead of trying to get your wife to win in every CM
>people unironically losing to metaslop>my Ug Front Runner Haru Urara is raping metapigs and stealing their gemsHeh
>>736257603Just play the game. See if you like any of the girls and try to roll for them. You need so many cards if you want to be competitive and there's not really any good card banners to roll on for a long time.
>>736257901Kita and Ayabe are the real aces. Fuku is just happy to be there.
>>736257847>I do have an MLB kitasan i bought a really cheap account>mfwAnyways, yeah, post them cards are important
>>736257913May I see it?
Thank god it looks like I won't miss Final A this time. Got in on my 7th try.
>>736257901
>>736257901That's a debuffer you dingus.
>>736257792>I think you have a better shot at making her a late surgerLiterally not even possible or at least not without countless runs trying to RNG luckshit sparks. She has an E in both Medium and Late so 9* Late 9* Medium parents only get her to a B in both. At least with Front she can get to an A with like 4* Front.
>>736257782We wuv Trickcal here, faggot.
>3/20 round 1>1/20 round 2I'll make sure to press forfeit after getting two wins during next CM's qualifiers so the game doesn't accidentally put me in Group A for the third CM in a row
>>736257961She's cheerleading
>>736258008No "we" don't. That artstyle has been a blight for years. Just because you have shit taste doesn't mean everyone else does.
When do we get a rerun of the older uma banners?
>>end closer meta>throw in pace oguri anyway>winthank you gaslighters
>>736257992Oh. That's a shame. Then again, if people are going to run lots of fronts and paces, you could make a normal Taiki with late surger skills + NSM. That should give you like 8-9 lengths of distance if everything activates.
Honestly whoever designed VBourbon should be raped, that's it, he does not deserve to live a happy life
>>736258060We don't, only some like a seiun / brian banner sometime during summer get a rerun.
>>736257402Aries is either frontrunners hoping for Angling, Late surgers activating both Ryan and Dober's ult, or X.Oguri just doing her own thing. I guess Pace Chasers can still get Dober's ult if we meet a lot of Frontrunners
>>736258009based
>>736258057Simmer down, princess.
>>736258067>>736257992You could even find an Ignited Spirit PWR parent and just make a giga gambler Taiki
>>736258008>58008Nice
>Mobile captcha is becoming easier>Meaning that the cookie is fermenting well>All IP ranges are still blocked "due to abuse"What kind of shit did they break now? I have been getting this retarded message for over 2 weeks now. I am not verifying a fucking e-mail
I legitimately want XOguri users to dieshe's not even broken in Pisces and it still pisses me off to see her in my lobbies
>get a 5-0>immediately after get a 0-5 with multiple late starts, rushed and bad moodsWtf
>>736258067>pace with pump,beyond and head oni could see that working with the amount of fronts and paces people will bring
>>736258125Holy pixels
>>736258209This but VBourbon users, they should get cancer and die
>>736258113>Late surgers activating both Ryan and Dober's ultSo I can run two late surgers and not brick myself too much?I did always want to run Smaru too just to see what all the hype was about, I kinda wasn't paying attention but got spooked by her twice during the megabanner
>>736258209Ive literally never been threatened by a xoguri.
>>736258203I can only post on my phone, my desktop is rangebanned, this is such bullshit.
>>736258202
>>736258247Yeah, don't get me wrong, it's a stupid idea that might not work. But it's more fun than making a front Taiki, and instead of relying on one acceleration to make up for her bad unique, you're giving her 3-4 acceleration skills that can highroll. Give it some thought, it would be amazing to see if it actually works
>3 front>6 end Epic.
>>736258203May it keep happening, curse all teiobros.
I think I'm done bros.
>Valentines bourbon is not good she's just easy to buildTime to go back in time and kill that faggot.
>>736245249the bitch on the right would be best girl
>>736258393>Use Teio reaction image>Get accused and cursed for "being" a Teiobro even though I am not
>>736257836Get ready for 3-4 more months of this. MANT is very unfriendly to soulful umawife trainers
>>736258247>>736258332Even so if I was to run her as Pace I wouldn't do it until the Daiwa card releases in 10 days for gold Head-On.
>>736258406You can get the exact same results with an S.Maru desu. And she's more dominant that Kitasan because she is indeed easier to build, thus allowing for more highrolls
>>736257836>He doesn't know
>>736258368What makes those styles so fucking dominant?
>>736258468From a distance I thought it was a mob uma from Cinderella
>>736258480Low stamina requirements and having lots of good accels for this track.
>>736258469When does smaru fall off anyway? How many cms before her own card
the 2 fronts are mine lmao
>>736258480Fronts get good skills, good ults for this track and can get free speed ups if there is another fronts.Ends get lower stam requirements, an accelerations that triggers at the right time and usually very decent ults for this track.
What happens if you don't have Xoguri.
>>7362585434 CMs
Love this lass.
>>736258478I knew, I just didn't expect things to be so bleak
>>736258615you buy her with the selector or run triple lates and gamblemax
>>736258615You can only cope and seethe, there is nothing else you can do
>>736258639Ok good, auntie still got it for a little while longer then.
>>736258287Yes you can. But I expect you will meet either 2 X.Oguris and 4 fronts, or 6 fronts. So your late surgers will default to 7th. I think if you have Dober she will be the best late surger.
>>736258615500 ryan unity careers as punishment.
>>736258406I still stand by what I said. You just see a lot of them because she's easy to build and was hyped as metadefining for mant.
>>736258536>Low stamina requirementsExcept Fronts have the highest stamina requirements?
>>736258654Shes so cool
>>736258572>the very next racewtf
>>736258662You still won't know until you start properly preparing for Aries. I'm looking forward to the reaction from the community
I am not only losing I am getting my fucking ass beat. This has to be the hardest CM yet. Are they all going to be like this from here on out with MANT?
>>736258125don't you want to at least win once to screenshot the winning image
>>736258773I don't have enough space on my computer for another screenshot.
Congrats on the debuffs, thanks for the free win you morons. I swear Riceniggers are retarded
>>736258684Peak list, I'm running my wife dober for sure i have xoguri but I don't wanna use her, it will be vb, smaru and dober.
>>736258771>Are they all going to be like thisDepends, do you have Xoguri and Vbourbon?
>>736258812Post your Ayabe plz
>>736256779I only need to color, shade and render Suzuka, then edit in all the other stuff into it, but it's almost done
I want to throw runs today, maybe I'll get someone to A finals since I've already secured my spot at the leech's table.I don't have any fresh glue on hand, so this is the best I've got.
>>736258709Pace has the highest stamina requirements. From highest to lowest:>pace>front>late>endBut lates are fucked this CM so front becomes the second go-to style.
Yesterday was rough, today felt more like it usually has the previous CMs. Shiraoki willing we get our 4th long plat!
>>736258771This is gonna be the hardest CM of the year statwise, the next roadblock is winning the mediums without XOguri. The miles and sprints will be easy
>>736258858Let me know when you're queuing.
>>736258850I am not running Ayabe in that picture
>>736258838Yes and I'm still losing. I'm 13/30 so far.
>2-3>3-2>2-3>2-3Rough day. Seeing my front lose the lead at the last moment twice is a real kicker as well.
>>736258684Tier lists mean NOTHING to me! I will bring Kawakami and Kingu and you CANNOT stop me!>I think if you have Dober she will be the best late surger.Don't have her....shame, if I did I could've make a Ryanling team as I got lucky with Bright
Getting REAL tired of missing my gold heal with 1000 wit.
>>736258850Meant for >>736258891
When will it be the age of lateKINO?
>>736258912THE SMART FALCON OF TURF
>>736259068year 2-3
Yeah, fuck this crap, stam, skills and long S are fucking worthless if you run anything other than the meta. Went 4-16 today and if I hadn't classified to A finals yesterday, I'm sure I would pretty much broke my hand punching the fucking wall because of how fucking pissed I'm right now>inb4 just don't be a fag and get luckier lmaoI'll take that in consideration for the next cm, and just aim for A finals instead of trying to win for once
>>736258931Watching sweaty Bakushin in real time.
>>736245249>these are actually weird horse girls and they don't look even 10% cute in the source material with the dumb gay horse ears and outfits you baited me so hard fuck you op
>>736259138I've just recently noticed that pits in this game have a lot of detail, even if it's just a shadow, it's done in such a way that it's clear pitfag pandering
Sometimes I insult an uma because I knew her fan will post a cute or sexy picture of her
>>736259068There have been plenty of Late CMs already.Pace meanwhile has the most dogshit accels and is terrible in 95% of CMs.
>>736259115Post your umas, there's a guy winning with fuckin ardan. Let's see what can improve from your builds.
>>736259164So is that a no?
>>736258864 (me)Here are the exact numbers btw
>>736259202Danchou...
>>736259164AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE JOROBE SAMA SPARE ME
>>736245249As long as none of them are secret futas or lesbians, yes I would. If the MC is a little boy I'd even pay for it.
Picture an evil smirking suzuka, does she do it with her mouth closed or showing teeth? this is very important.
>>736259202Sometimes I insult an uma just because I know that one danchou is in the thread
>>736259108Oh nonononono Falcon bros?!
>>736258771All the Medium Cms are just X.Oguri, Fronts, and Dobers & Ryan's daughters.Gemini will be more colorful with Angling fronts, Straightaway Spurt ends, Nishino x Taiki's daughters, and Cheer Kingu (really strong).Leo is pace CM with Nishino, Taiki, or Nishino x Taiki's daughters
>3 wins in one round >still going to b finals ?
>>736259305Mouth closed.
Question, while there are some anons who purposely throw their runs in A semifinals to help thirdrates, should I do the same in B semifinals or is it easy enough to get one win here for me not to worry about others?
>>736259202i love my scheming clubmates, i do the same lmao
>>736259202
>>736258480Victory Cheer and Head-On are the only viable pace accels this CM, but you're effectively locked out of the former, because you'll never proc it in any lobby that has two or more fronts. You have no real way to close the gap, unless you're Christmas Oguri and you hit Festive Miracle at the right time, preferably off Radiant Star.Meanwhile, lates have... nothing, really. They just suck.
>>736259337Didn't make it to Group A round 2
>>7362593373 wins in the same round no? As in 3/5?
>>736259202>>736259315There are some painfully obvious and recognizable posters in the threads just because of the waifu they post
If I don't make it to at least A round 2 next time I'm deleing the game.
>>736259348you'd be losing like 200 carats and some statues, but that's all
>>736259337HE JOBBED ROUND 1 HHHAHAHAAHAHAAHA
>>736259348Its easy enough the people who you could help are beyond saving in the first place.
>>736259205Don't believe this gaslighting after Nishino and Tachyon it will be Pace Chasers time until the servers closed
Aries Room 40161660Bring any.
>>736259305Mouth closed, a nice evil smile.
picrel might kill our local fujibros...
>>736259435This is the longest, sloppiest, most awful CM. Next ones will be much better
A frontless match in this CM.
>>736259378>>736259385>>736259450Wait so how come I can use my s ranks if I’m in group B?
>>736259490I didn't even notice it the first time I looked, fuck you nigger
>>736259450Rice WOULD say thisUrara WOULD NOT say this
>>736259501I've never made it to the second round for A
>>736259490Artist?
>>736259305Mouth closed, I can provide the full pic if you wish
>>736259410And we wuv them.
>>736259470FUCK WHY IS IT SO FAST
>>736259516Ok, so, there's open league which is only for B rank and below and then there's graded league which you are in. In graded league, you need 3 wins in a row day one to go to group A. Otherwise, you end up in group B. Group B's can only stay in group B. Group A's can downgrade to B if they don't win 3 in a set.
>>736259516Because you chose open league. At the start you can choose between open (limit to B+), and graded (no limits) league. Then the group A group B thing happens, in both leagues, separately. So if you chose graded, then didnt get 3/5 in round one, you're now in graded league, round 2, group B, hence locked in to B finals
>>736259563I wuv it when they don't randomize their file names, so my filters work!
>>736259516Open league = only B rank umas and belowGraded league = any fuckin umaWithin each league you have three rounds, round 1, round 2 and finals. To get to Group A you need to get 3 wins in round 1 and round 2, otherwise you drop into Group B or get disqualified.
>>736259490
>>736259516Open league is the only one that has rank requirements. When you move to group A i round 2 you get a message like this during round 1
>>736259470START IT
>>736259540Post your cards and umas for next CM i will literally personally train you. You DO post aces for feedback and run rooms right?
>>736259556Top right of the pic>>736259410This may or may not be talking about me>>736259669>not filtering by image hash???
>>736259683This comic makes little sense because her cup size is quite modest
>>736259620>>736259648>>736259674>>736259686So it doesn’t matter if I win 3 times in round 2? Are the rewards I’m getting good at least?
>>736259759I'd rather filter the one poster instead of everyone using the same image.
What a fucking donkey
>>736259827Like 1.5k carats I believe.
>>736259827You'll be fine
>buy selector as the last piece necessary to MLB both FineMo and Creek>comes with a paid 10-pull worth of carats>ok, scam banner firstCrystal saved.
>>736259490Somebody literally paid for art of her tits covered up what a fucking faggot
>>736259770It's bigger on the inside smaller on the outside
>>736259827It would "matter" if you were in round 2 group A, because getting 3/5 there would allow you to get into Finals A. In group B it doesnt change anything, other than the stuff you get from wins
>>736259848Its a family thing
>Maya when she gets told not to proc bofa right out of the gate and nsm in the last second of the race
>>736259827If you're in group B you still get a sizeable but slightly less rewards. You'll still get plenty of gibs.
>>736259751Why bother joining rooms when they fill fast and everyone else has much better trainees? You don't really learn anything just getting your face kicked in.
>>736259832What kind of poster?
>>736259827>>736259870
Goodnight, /v/ma.Wuv you.
>>736259997
>>736259976do /weakmind/s really
>>736259937I really really don't like mejiros (other than dober)
>>736259908Congrats bro.>>736260041>(other than dober)Gay post.
>>736259976you can still spectate and see if anyone is bringing an interesting strat and copy it or use it for practice. The advantage of joining rooms here is that you can ask the anon directly, people 99% of the time will reply back to you
>>736259976Its good practice anon, I wanna help you and I want to see your umas and what they need, seeing them in action can really help.
>>736259976Just pirate their horse dum dum
>>736260024No literally what are you supposed to learn from decks you can't recreate? Which is the only real reason to join a room.
>>736259848>>736259937Why is Dia never counted with the donkeys?
>Got matched with UG umas made with F2P cardsIf this guy can make UGswith these cards, third rates have no excuse.
>>736260135Too rich
>>736259030She drops all the speed skills together with ult and comes back from situations that look completely over. Wishing she could've highrolled stamina and gotten long S.
>>736259976'Tis why I dont. Joined in one time during like cm4 or something, someones debuff neicha passed 2 of my aces. Ive never joined a room since
>>736260115Skills and parents and getting to see them in action and how some skills interact in a real time race can be really helpful. You don't HAVE to join races, but it let's people help out.
>>736260154Post their skills
>>736260154But I have neither SR flower or ayabe at MLB
>>736259751>You DO post aces for feedback and run rooms right?Rooms are just a circle jerk for whales to show off their meta umas that are most likely going to win anyway and the last time I posted for feedback, someone just responded with a greentext LOLOLOL NOT GONNA MAKE IT and didn't elaborate
>>736259976Most of my builds come from copying umas from these rooms, its insane what some people do with f2p cards
>>736245249They all look bland and dead.Is this an NTR game?
for whatever reason my Kitasan is very good at winning Front heavy rooms but when there's only 2-3 she always loses(usually to my own S.Maru)The reverse side of it being my S.Maru is absolute dogshit in front heavy rooms and usually ends up in 8th place.
>>736260135She's a donkey but not AS much of a donkey like some of the most notorious ones. Kinda like bourbon.
It's owari da....
Believe it or not, (You) too can make a gutsmaxxed UG uma with mile, dirt, sprint, medium AND long skills, a dozen different green skills and some vision debuffs/hesitant skills!
>>736259914not just a usual faggot, but an uma RP account on xitter tier faggot
>>736260090Learn to read, you retard.
>>736260216That neigha was a cunt, sorry that happened. I find most people are eager to help.
>>736260195Oops forgot to do that. I lost to them though.
>>736260286all of r/umapyoi is keking at this one
>>736260286Of course, like fucking clockwork
>>736260176Honestly looks similar to one of mine >>736253061except better statlines since I'm a poorfag with no other speed SSR and I don't have enough club points to max Sirius yet. I was trying to make a build with Sturm + her unique since this track would extend the duration time to over 10 seconds of 3.5% speed for both but it's just way too inconsistent (as in it never fucking worked).
>>736260243I wish it was but no, they all want my cock and no one else's
>>736260216Post your deck and I can help you prepare ahead of time. I won't make fun of you or be unhelpful, just wanna help you make it to your first plat.
>>736260417Philipbro btw
>>736259976I join rooms because I am a masochist that lets others win
>>736260417Teiobro btw
>>736260286Thank god it said parody account, for a second I thought that was the REAL Hishi Amazon.
>>736260216That's rare here, 9 out of 10 times people try to be helpful, you just ran into a snarky asshole, listen to >>736260430 and post
>>736260216What are you talking about? I host races because I want to compare against a wide variety of umas to see how my girls compare. I want to see how effective their skill are and how they compare to what the opponents are using. I want to see if they are consistent enough.I'm not just there to show off my high roll meta umas. I want to improve them. And that goes for most of the anons I see join my rooms. I didn't feel like any one of them were just showing off and farming wins.
>>736260154We aren't 3rd raters because we dont have the cards, Lord knows if I had a full whale deck I would barely make an S+. Its about just "getting it" and some of us clearly don't. Be it from not playing enough, lack of general game sense, etc. etc.>t. 4th rate
>>736260417Gokubro btw.
>>736260248Your Maru has hardly any early or midrace, so she's probably just struggling when she has to contest other fronts.
Anyone have that screenshot of that Bourbon poster saying how much he wanted to fuck Rice posters?
>>736260494This, I still don't fully get MANT at all and I still feel third rate even if I've won plats
>>736260243Yea? How did you know
Someone host another room
>>736260530Everyone wants to fuck Rice.
>>736259470>>736259721Your winners.
>>736260561I don't
>>736260592We know, Urara
>have Tama, Bourbon, Kita, MLB Kota, Fine, Creek>Less than 50% winrate round 2 It's worse when you theoretically have all the tools needed to succeed but still fail. I think I spent too much time parent farming.
>>736260585CLANKERS ARE GETTING TOO COCKY
>>736260639>implying making a good Kita, let alone a good Tama, is easy
>>736260585My front Taiki came in 4th without Groundwork that's not bad
Kill me
>>736260585>>736260585>all metai hate all of you
>>736260674Host a room and I'll show you my (losing) oshis
>>736260674>all of youThat's just 1 toreina's umas.Everything else was non-meta.
>>736260667
>>736260665Other people sure seemed to have no problems.
>>736260585>/v/ma said these girls were all rugpulls and gaslights
>>736260674>>736260739Host a room and he’s not invited
>>736260780No one said that, everyone said they'd be meta
>>736260674My man made some good ass umas im stealing for practice. Don't hate the meta, overcome it.
>>736256759i should've been born shorter. it's not fair I'm 3 inches taller than her.
>>736260791>being a faggot.Are you people seriously gonna cry about strong trainers again.
>>736260585I have those 2 and I can get Christmas but I don’t have the cards to get them like that.
>>736260585Please post their decks I am struggling over here.
Probably my best round 2 ever and it's not going to matter because I'll still lose in the finals like the lucklet I am
What make uma a donkey, exactly?
>>736260780>Have all three because I'm immune to gaslight dancer.
>>736260780
>>736259914>>736260286how is this something worth getting upset about, i thought this was kinda funny
>>736260930Guess
15 gruelling marathons at the Tenno Sho later, Team Glue did not run into a single /v/ma poster.Accidentally murdering a few front heavy lobbies with stamina debuffs was funny, at least.
>>736260930Ear size
>>736260930If she's a jackass or not
>>736260780I'm convinced all of that came from one guy, most probably a teiobro, and a few gullible anons parroting him.
>>736260938True, I was under the assumption that they paid the artist to redraw an existing image with her shirt buttoned up which I'd find very silly and unnecessary.
>>736260884If you have MLB SRs and kitasan and fine you do.
>>736260216Kek that guy sounds funny. Get fucked nigger.
Yeah you faggots were wrong, I will regret not pulling for VBourbon my entire life, I should have never listened to you niggers who told me to roll for my waifu instead, I would change her immediately for a single VBourbon copy. Fuck you all
>>736261073/uma/bro btw
>>736261073Rice would say this because she's an evil villain
>>736261062This is me>>736248805
>>736260780>People were convinced that not only would evolved skills release early, but that it would make xoguri completely useless.In hindsight it's crazy that so many people fell for this.
>>736261089Waifu will always beat meta anon. You made the right choice.
>>736261089obsolete in a few months, it's a nothingburger, fronts will suffer the might of cygames and be sent to the deepest layer of hell after the second anniversary drops.
>>736260404Sturm seems like it could work quite well, she's usually toward the back since ends like Golshi and Tama will move up before the corner, but inherited bread and butter speed ults for ends like Emperors, Shadow Break and Triumphant are probably higher value. Don't underestimate professor of curvature either, it can go off twice on long. If it procs on the first corner it will usually become a late game speed that goes off as she is about to ult.
>>736261054>I was under the assumption that they paid the artist to redraw an existing image with her shirt buttoned upYou are being very silly
>>736255145>Spend my religious holiday doodling this and gambling on horse gameI'm sure Jesus will forgive me, he's a cool guynsfw btw, and very low quality, I was just hornyhttps://files.catbox.moe/a386zm.png
>>736260585>>736260780
So...was it her turn yet?
>>736261136>didn't pull for XOguri>saved my selector for in case she was strong as she was thought to be.YUP YUP, If only people followed my advice.
>>736261215WOAH
>check my Notes>see an anons idea of a drawing (dont even remember if it was a request or a sugestion or something)>dont see anything in The Archivemhm, im a drawlet, but kinda want to try and draw the thing, how does a 3-month-delayed delivery sound?>>736261215kino
>>736261215KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>736261215
>>736261252Its always Taishin's turn if you're willing to go through the pain of building her
I've made it into A finals, but it's really not looking good for me. I have no fucking clue how to make fronts for the life of me.
>>736261290Sure
>>736261215Goodness gracious
>>736261215HOLY
i'm getting fucking destroyed in group a holy shit
>>736261149Absolutely not, she is terrible and I will never use her, I wish I could go back and never get her. VBourbon was the right choice>>736261157>obsolete in a few monthsYeah right, just like rugpull SMaru and XOguri, or that Vbourbon is just "easy to build but not that strong", fuck off, I'm tired of listening to people on here. You've ruined my account
>>736261290Go for it. I'm working on a chrono request right now
>>736260780I TOLD ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS A MILLION TIMES TO GET VALENTINES BOURBON, SHE WAS THE BEST FRONT POST MANT WITH EVOLVED SKILLS, SHE WAS A GOOD INVESTMENT REGARDLESS.>n-n-no taking the leadRETARDS
>>736261426You sound like the kind of person who would use their selector on Tokai Teio.
>>736261215Im gonna cum to this.
I'd rather have fun than being a cuck and doing what other men tell me to
>>736261215Fuck this is the first time I've actually managed to see Biwa as hot, this is incredible, thank you
Jesus fucking christ I literally burn through 5 clocks per run I'm not going to make it through the entirety of MANT like this
My $BWA...
>>736261426A wife will always be a better choice anon, your rage is blinding you.
How did everyone do on round 2?
VBourbon is the most SEX Uma in the game, I dunno why you wouldn't roll for her, unless you absolutely hate Fronts
>>736261290Archive rat here, tell me what you remember and I can try to find it for you
Draw bro did you practice drawing with squares and circles?
>>736260930Long earpussy
>>736261215ZAMN
>>736261215Kino of the highest caliber.
No paizuri schizo post?
>>736261571Her outfit sucks, SUCKS, its BAD and not fashionable in the slightest!
>Mile F>Need at least 10* mile sparks to get to Mile B>End C>Need at least 4* End sparks to get to End A>No room for long sparksWhat the fuck am I supposed to do
>didn't pull on X.Oguri's banner>didn't pull on V.Bourbon's banner>got V.Bourbon anyways during free pulls and can use the selector on X.OguriThat's just how a first-rate operates: I'm always one step ahead!
>>736261463Rolling for meta = soulless
>>736261317First, you put MLB Kita, Fine, Creek, wit Bourbon, and a speed card with 10 RB in your deck.Then you borrow MLB Falco. Simple, really.
>>736261568Overall winrate dropped from 70% to 60%, but that's just how round 2 is.I'm getting my first platinum this time, I just have to believe in my umas!
>>736261651I just do the Medium and Long schedule for her. It's fine.
I think V.Bourbon should wear a leotard and an extremely short mini skirt.
>>736261634It's very cute the only downside is that it doesn't show off her butt
>>736261470I didn't, I got Oguri because she was meta, and I was right. I should've done the same here.>>736261557Absolutely not, I now realize that people like him >>736261463 were the only ones who were right, waifus can wait, meta cannot, you should all stop parroting that since it's detrimental to others
>>736261568Waiting till SEAnigger hours for an easier time
Sometimes I feel bad that I got three copies of Xmas Oguri and never use her because my target was Xmas Biwa who I use every other CM
>>736261682>Kita and Bourbon>on Kitathanks fart smalcon
>>736261571Nah
>>736261682>Kita and Bourbon>on KitaNo wonder you lost every /v/ictory stakes, dumb avian
>>736261573perhaps lateryou'll see in a week
>22 hours left to get the books the stars the shards the carats...
I did not roll for any of the metafag trinity because I don't really like building fronts and also don't care for OguriWake me up at the 2nd anniversary when Mr. Cracker Barrel comes out and I can get a meta uma for a running style I actually like
I am physically unable to cap speed on a 0% speed growth uma with only 2 speed cards.Every single time summer camp rolls around both of my speed cards decide to spend it anywhere except speed.
>>736261739You can use both are their distances overlap
>>736261651Is she better in long?
>>736261842Oguri is not my oshi and she isn't even close to my top 10 liked umas so I'd never even think about using her
>>736261827Just because you can doesn't mean you have to. If you don't feel like fishing for highrolls then use three speed cards and try to roll higher on other stuff
>>736261628We have a paizuri schizo? I'm intrigued. Is he like the infamous bikini schizo?>>736261693Based and TRVKE
i thought having Kita would make this an easy win. All i've learned is that I have no idea how the fuck you're supposed to build a front.
>>736261812And the tickets!
>>736261896No, no the fag that got mad some Anon broke his wrist or something.
>>736261693based
>>736261426You should remember that while generally speaking, /v/ma gives good advice there is always a difference of opinion. The narratives spread are NOT a universal consensus, for every person calling smaru the rugpull uma you had people winning CMs and rooms with her, for every suzubroken person that thinks shes unbeatable there are people out there that explain why she isn't all that as an ace, for every person that thinks XOguri underperformed there is another person who reminds people that we have literally never seen her in her optimal distance. Like all things in the internet, take things with a grain of salt. You really aren't bricked without valentines bourbon, without your wife what is the purpose of her being your wife? If you have her, you can make her win. We always see people running unconventional stuff and not the meta. Look at how we have like 5 fucking different ayabefags doing incredibly well, we have a guy dominating with ardan, we have a 60% winrate daiwa. Uma is a wife game.
>>736261882Good point, them again I will be running Smaru next CM and she isn't my oshi either I just want to see her titties bounceI woll be running two more oshis during it thougha dn late surgers being viable is very good!
>>736261897And that's why Bourbon has a higher winrate than her despite having the weaker VC
>>736261875*end
>>736261897definitely the weakest of the 3 fronts, no good mid race kills you, missing a good blast forward spot kills you, no high wit kills you
>The 2 break days are spent on events that don't give staminaWhen the fuck am I supposed to recover my energy?
>>736261897>I have no idea how the fuck you're supposed to build a front.>groundwork and enough triggers>unique accel skill of your choosing, something kita already has>as many midrace velocity skills you can get to stay in 1st/2nd place to trigger your accel skill once late race startsThat's the gist of it.
>>736261215Holy fucking shit, I found the thread at the perfect time
>>736261827You can recover from that if you at least get some other nice rainbows you can click during summer. If your speed training has a decent facility level you can just catch up with speed rainbows later on.In general it's ideal to use summer for stats where your facility levels are low and train stats with high facility levels outside of summer, though of course your cards won't let you easily do that most of the time.If you have some freedom in parent choices you could also opt for a few more speed sparks.
>>736261682DUMB falcon
>Ebayan lost to this
>>736261729Oshigaming>Meta EVERY SINGLE TIME
It's unreal how dogshit fronts are at Mile races in careers
>>736261827it's entirely possible to raise a 0% speed growth uma with only 2 speed cards, but it's not worth the hell you have to go through for it. I prefer running 3 speed and just paying attention to the rolls to ensure I don't overcap. Makes my life much easier
>>736262025Brocked
>>736260885Here. The clanker and fatty got Fast Learner btw.
>>736261729Who is this waifu you wasted your carats on, then?
>>736261875Cafe IS better as an end until we get lose yourself
my tamamo has been hard carrying me to A Finals. does she stand a chance? only skill not in this screenshot is her unique and Rudolf's
>>736262025You can consider every race at 0 energy a +20 energy event. It's very efficient.
>>736261571>rolling for censored just to winGIGASOULLESS
>>736262171Let me guess, you just lost Niigata Junior Stakes?
>>736262171Mile is LateKINO territory chump
>>736261994I will never be like any of you, all of you who run oshis and are good enough to make it BIG and WIN with them, I am too shit to win even with meta, I have played this game for ages and I still suck shit compared to everyone else. I am worthless, not even meta can help me
In most CMs I can usually look at the Umas that beat mine and gleam some sort of insight as to how they beat me.Not in this CM. I am looking at umas with worse stats across the board, less skills, etc.They get 1st, I get 7th.I genuinely don't get what I'm supposed to take from that
I can't stop reading it as operation caca
>>736262239Yeah I could see myself losing to something like this. You have two skills that basically do nothing though.
>>736261994
>>736262025BOTTOM CHOICEALWAYS GAMBLE
>>736261215FANTASTIC
>>736262369which ones? i overflowed on skill points and just bought every relevant long + EC skills I could get
>>736262367Lake Titicaca?
>>736261729Bro... imagine if your waifu could hear you say things like that.
>>736262367/sp/bro...
>>736262183Nice, I will be using these as a template.
>>736262201I really don’t want to go look for new parents and redo her mant run..
>>736262317have you tried taking it easy in group B? some title and 1k carats isnt worth all this stress imo.>>736262367I constantly missread it is Operation CaoCao
>>736262384Idk what the actual percent is but the bottom choice feels like it has a like 25% chance of hitting the good branch. I literally never hit it unless I'm already at <20 energy anyway
>>736262323Its 3200 meters.Anything can happen over that period of time.
>>736262429Keeping the lead because you'll never be in first during the mid race. And early start because the velocity it gives you is very very low. Don't get it wrong it's better than nothing but the gold is much stronger.
My wives? Summer Maru, Valentine's Bourbon and Christmas Oguri. It's hard being an oshi trainer but we gotta do what we can.
Sorry Danchou, I will not buy the glow sticks
>>736261827>I am physically unable to cap speed on a 0% speed growth uma with only 2 speed cardsGenuinely, don't bother with two speed on 0% growth, if you don't think you can do it. Just take the third speed card so you can find a better use of your time.
Stakes in 2 days, who are you betting on? who are you bringing?
>>736262239She could be better but good enough to win with some luck
>>736262625>who are you betting on? Bourbon>who are you bringing?No one
>>736262625I'm betting on Bourbon.I'll either bring Cafe or just sit it out.
The original plan was to make 4 umas to swap between for CM12 but I will be overly ambitious out of boredom and add Hishiama to the list and I'll spin a wheel each time to decide who I'll use every 5 matches
>>736262595i think you should be beheaded
>>736262625>who are you betting on? My wife>who are you bringing?My wifeI could use another stakes win, but it will be really tough.
does Tails Held High on Kita help with her mid-race skill problem?
>>736262453I don't care, she is not real, I want to win
>>736262713/v/ooners danchou... even beyond death, you're still petty
>>736262731Its an amazing generic skill
>>736262731THH is great so yes
>>736262516I can't, I'm too competitive
>>736262735Then it's time to win, train hard. Lock in.
>"You want to terminate your contract with me Anon?">"But why? What does Oguri have that I don't?"
>>736262825a good accel lol
>>736262825A thong for one.
>read Spe's chapter>literally just ping pongthe anon that recommended it was right about everything
>>736262825She's in the game I play.
My wife Tama-chan isn't quite top meta, but she's good enough and gets wins here and there. I might run her for next CM.What more do you need, really?
>>736262823I can't I don't have the clanker
>>736262735Even if you had all the meta cards and umas in the game, you would still lose with that nigger mentality. I pray you stop being a bitch one day.
give up the jiggies
>>736262897How similar is pingpong to Marty Supreme? That will decide if I watch it because Marty was fucking kino
this is what happens when you leave your waifu for meta.
>>736262921My wife dober won me a plat on fuckin sprintslop. Oshigaming is the way to realize your true potential.
>>736262928just buy the selector neigher
>>736262625>who are you betting on?Nobody, as usual. The umas I like never win the stakes anyways (except when Suzuka won last time, and maybe Grass) so I don't have much reason to care>who are you bringing?Bright
how are you going to celebrate makween's birthday tomorrow
>>736262971Why must the jiggs happen when i got work in 7 hours?
>>736263025Uh, clanker isn't out until next selector.
>>736262942This is cope by someone who didn't pull for meta and regrets it (like me)>>736263002Jordan is one of the worst umas in the game so this makes sense>>736263025VBOURBON IS NOT ON THE SELECTOR YOU FAT RETARD
>>736262942Not him but nah going for meta does get you wins. Those comments are for 5th rates that start shitting themselves and crying when they don't get something in 1 try. Like the fags crying on Mant Day 1 complaining about how they were never going to make it because their first umas were bad.Metafagging is sovlless, but it does get you wins.
>>736263002Whoever drew this should get shot.
>>736263053I guess I'll tribute her
>>736263053I could try dying like MCQueen did
>>736263053I guess I'll jerk off to her flat chest or something
>>736262928You have lates dont ya? Not feeling like gambling? You have your wife. You can make her proud.You can do this.
>>736263053I'm going to get 0 fans in her honor
>>736263080>Jordan is one of the worst umas in the game so this makes senseOne of my RIVALS won his first plat with Jordan
>>736263053Birthday sex that culminates in her cumming to death
>>736263053I could do a shitty drawing of her
>>736262971>/v/ma wants to sit around playing puzzles while listening to 80s classicsWe really are an ojisan retirement home...
>>736262993quite a lot, it's about rivalries and effort and all that just like every sports media ever, but it does it in a much more character focused way because that's what the director always does, who's one of the greatest in japan btw. The ping pong itself is still the main focus of the show and has a ton of really well animated scenes, certainly worth a watch given it's only 11 episodes long. The only thing is the weird/experimental animation where not even the balls are round, seems to be the biggest filter but it shouldn't be a big deal for anons here
>>736263080>Jordan is one of the worst umas in the game so this makes senseWWWWRONG ANSWER
Why the fuck does every thread feel like a sports anime episode
What would you call a threesome with McQueen and Golshi?
>>736263053by resting
There's no way the Dirt Dirby is worth skipping a summer camp training day for, right?
Usually I make my CM comp>Wife as always>Meta pick>Some random girlBut next CM looks so tough I am going to go full meta.
everytime you guys talk about /v/ma being a retirement home I'm reminded of how out of place i feel.
>>736263281The /v/ma CM experience is a real life sports anime.
>>736263281Don't let all the deleted threads and persecution fool you, these are some truly comfy times
Take it easy /v/ma.Life not all about the endless grind, sometimes you just need to flatline!
>>736263294hey the renaissance men are coming to town.
>>736263281That's what makes them good.Drama, character development, rivalry, hope and despair.A struggle on the road to the top is what unites those who wish to run.
>>736263305Do you want 40 random stats or 40 SPD 20 POW?
IT'S ALREADY FUCKING MAYLET ME GO ON DATES ALREADY
>>736263432>not green yetoh no no no no no
>>736263387My danchou would whip my ass if I flatlined for even one day
>>736263432Who would want to go on a date with you?
>>736263387I'm going to flatline when I finally get my first FUCKING plat title, and I've been playing since launch.
>>736263402Ah, so Danchou leaving my club for a better one is the NTR arc huh?
>>736263053I'll try to draw something dirty. With love of course.
I should let /v/ build my team so I can win plat with it again and prove oshigamers can win.
>>736263458Didn't they remove that requirement like a month or 2 ago? Now you just need to train with them once to get the intro event. I've definitely had them proc pre-debut and they weren't even close to being in the green at that point
>>736263387I'm going to make Sky a parent and there's nothing you can do or say to stop me.
>>736263305depends on the training
713 uma posts janny is gonna freak
fat fuck
>>736263547It was a 50+ stat Wit training
>>736263053I'll do a ace run for CM12 with her.If it turns out well I'll go full Mejiro for it.
>>736263281because it is
Good thread, wuv you boys. WAGMI never give up
>Go all Oshis>lose>Go all meta>lose>Try to roll meta cards>Only get one copy from sparks>Furiously study opponent umas and copy decks>Except I don't have a certain card at MLB>Still 0 platsSometimes you're born to just be a mob trainer for the main character
>>736263246It feels very fitting with Marty and how much I enjoyed it, so duly noted
>>736263305It's worth 30 random stats from epithets (and whatever you get from winning).
/v/ma won!
>>736263552But it says there have been 723
>>736263432This card is fucking garbage, I haven't even gotten it yet but it feels so incomprehensibly complicated that I refuse to even read the main story
>>736263581I'd definitely take that
>>736263597A platless trainer is a being of pure, infinite potential. So long as you train, you can be molded into a form of pure power.
>>736263597This is MANT, you can do it if you get high enough race bonus.
