Yes it's girl power trash that completely changes the girls to upstage the guysYes it can be somewhat entertaining, but I wouldn't let my child watch itThey are paying right wing grifters to promote the movie
>>736245720>They are paying right wing grifters to promote the moviei love how the tenor is that the user scores are good so it must be good. like since when does high user score mean based kek
At least there is no race swa-
>>736245896I knew something felt off. Looks like a greaseball now.
>>736245896they also made peach and rosalina sisters because two unrelated blonde women is too much whiteness for hollywood
>>736245896Daisy was initially tanned though.
>>736245720>Whoa!? She's so capable! >and she's a.... a woman!?>I can't believe this!>that's not at all what I expected!>groundbreaking.... powerful...
>>736245896She was always brown.
>>736245720Ok
>>736246103>initiallyNo, her skin tone was basically the same as Mario and Peach.
>>736245720>With HER ParasolWhich you know, he gave her. God I hate the anti-woke grifters.
>>736245896>skin color is darker than the orange parts of her dressInsert Indian joke here
>>736245896I thought it fluctuated between white and tan. Doesn't she rule over a desert kingdom?
>>736246578Every anti woke grifter on Twitter shills the movie including the fucking White House account lolGo get pegged
>>736246563This is her second appearance. Not as fair a lady as Peach, but not darker in skin tone than Luigi.
I'm getting anti-woke fatigue. I think it might be time to open death camps for cracker males.
Don't worry, in the third movie Peach STILL will be the main character AND she will unlock the next level of girlboss by going Super Saian, but Tendies will still be in denial and shill the movie because Mario will keep getting his pity wins and doing random bing bing wahoo things.
>>736245896I need to see her shitting
>>736245720It's weird, we all knew that since the first movie, picrel says it all. Then, however, people just stopped caring and now you have even fucking chuds backing it up and acting like it's on their side or some shit.
>>736245720I immediately know this movie was made by Californians
>>736247052It's 100% part of the exact same 2010s feminism wave that shaped new Star Wars, Marvel and everything else now.
>>736246578So if a girl gives a man a sword, and he does all the heroics and rescues her, then she is not a damsel since she supplied the weapon right?>>736246784>current administration not woke>first US president to be openly pro gay rights going into office>open Democrat all his life. Only changed parties right before running>>736246913I just have (you) fatigue. Where do you faggots come from? Reddit? Discord?
>>736247052>chuds backing it upName ONE real person thst fits this description.
>>736245720Wokies hate the movie because it glorifies the greatness of Whites and has 0 diversity in sight. Chuds hate the movie because she fights( she fights in several games. You wouldnt call lara croft woke for winning fights)
what are the most insane arguments you've seen marketers use to defend peach's portrayal in the movies? for me>but but she is playable in some games! (pls ignore toad is also playable and obviously not canonically mario tier)>but here look at this genuinely terrible nintendo power exclusive comic where she acts like an out of character cunt too (pls ignore she gets kidnapped twice)>but but smash bros. (pls ignore her moveset is mostly slapstick, she is a bumbling idiot in brawl's story and smash is a party game where even isabelle is a "fighter")>omg don't you know she is the star in her own games like super princess peach (please ignore the literally defeats enemies with baby tantrums and crying waterfalls)makes me respect the few libtards who are just honest about it and say they want her changed
IT’S A CARTOON MOVIE FOR LITTLE CHILDREN BY THE SAME PEOPLE WHO MADE THE MINIONS AND THE ONLY MESSAGE IS “NINTENDO PRODUCTS ARE GREAT AND YOU SHOULD BUY THEM” YOU STUPID DOUBLE NIGGERS
>>736245896>>736246563Try again chud
Peach is a complete loser in most of the games, especially in Galaxy, the difference between her there and in the Illumination movies is like night and day. Imagine some kid playing Galaxy after seeing this film only to get whiplashed with Peach being a pissbaby in the intro.
>>736247670We also hate it because it's just bad with bad pacing, Bowser flipflopping 50 times, it not really taking its time with any comfy Galaxy locations or building up the universe, it barely feeling like a Galaxy movie, the random retcons and it insisting too much on Peach as the one who gets things done instead of the protagonist
>>736246880Looks pretty much exactly as fair as Peach but deifnitely not as brown as in the movie anyway where she looks straight up hispanic>>736247857>defending new slop with new slopAnd still not even as brown as in the movie
>>736247967That's the weirdest thing about it. Clearly for Nintendo these movies are glorifed ads for the games but now imagine some girl or gay boy picks up the games because they love movie Peach so much lol
>>736245720>They are paying right wing grifters to promote the movieIt's very obvious, all the usual suspects post the exact same shit, people who are normally the first to complain about "stronk wymanz" in movies are now completely oblivious to it and ignore people in the comments telling them.
>>736248086>>defending new slop with new slopYes nigger? You can't call it a raceswap when she's ALWAYS been portrayed as tanned, even in modern iterations
>>736245896>>736247857>>736248443her skin tone use to be pale but it was changed to a light tan one and that's the version they been sticking with.
>>736246578I think the point is that they refuse to let Mario save her through his own skills, even though she could’ve done it herself—there are several scenes where she’s strong enough to hold him. In fact she’s such a massive Mary Sue that it feels unnatural and like the writers have to force themselves whenever she lets Mario shine.
>>736248443wasn't ALWAYS brown and she looks fatter and browner and more hispanic in the movie than ever before
>>736247167Movie Peach may be annoying but at least not this cringe. MCU is so bad holy shit
>>736245896There are also pictures where she doesn't have brown skin. She also appears to be standing in a shaded spot based on the lighting.You cannot make a final judgement on these pictures and recordings taken from theatres. The colors are all kinds of fucked up.
>>736245896I'm the biggest race realist under the sun and Idgaf about this shit. Still looks white enough.Peach mogging Mario throughout both movies and this total reversal of their roles in the 40-year-old franchise is significantly worse and more destructive. Feminism is the main catalyst for the browning of the West anyway.
>>736247315The problem with this argument is neither of them are damsels in that scene. They basically run the gauntlet as equals, occasionally helping eachother out when one goes off-balance or doing a team-up move when needed. That final scene with the parasol was just one final team-up to finally escape.
>>736249650>equalsyeah this equality/equity shit propaganda is the problem. she is a stupid bitch in the games and that's cool. it's also actually more anti-women to say women aren't allowed to be stupid bitches with flaws so there is no winning here, it's just hypercapitalism and nintendo trying to make girls buy their toys and games
>>736249787>70:30I bet it's more like 60:40 after the movies. From when is this? That Zelda split definitely looks like it's years after BotW.
>>736249787Peach has been shown as equally capable to Mario as far back as the late 80s, a time I expect you weren't even born yet.This is nothing new.
>>736249941see >>736247739 and then go back to bluesky, you homo lol>MUH WOMEN ARE STRONG>to defend some hollywood slopwhat a pathetic existence
>>736249050>unnatural and like the writers have to force themselvesThe writing was weird like that in the first movie already
>>736249941By being captured 3 times and saved by Mario?
>>736245781This movie is still the ultimate proof of everything you see online being fake and gay and botted to death. It was somehow even shittier than I expected.
>>736245720I hope miyamoto keeps revising basic Mario lore.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, Anon.
Could someone get a webm of Samus gunship?
It was crazy how they used the Moon Man song during Yoshi’s introductory scene.
>>736250519shiggy is 70 or 80 and someone should probably tell him to just chill and leavfe the decision making to others at this pointtestosterone is in the basement at this age
>>736250654if not, get me a torrent for the best cam rip and I'll clip it
>>736245720I don't care.
>>736251001Thanks for sharing the mentally ill people perspective with us.
>>736245896its not gonna suck itself.jpg
>>736245896Why is Daisy's skin color 3 gamma levels lower than it should be? Why does she have more Mestizo jaw structure? I cant masturbate to this, if she gave birth our kids might look dark. Is there an article on Koopapedia that provides a genealogy report on Daisy's bloodline?
>>736250654>IS THIS LE HECKIN EASTER EGG
>>736248209>these movies are glorifed ads for the gamesYeah, false advertising. Are they fucking retarded? What is wrong with them?
>>736246913But how does anti-woke people affect you personally?
>>736245720>They are paying right wing grifters to promote the movieEven wifebeater @jondelarroz trying to jump on the trend confirms this, dude's entire content is nitpicking girlbosses
>>736245720Several cherry picked instancesThis isn't woke, if it was, there'd be a bunch of tranny shitPeach has no longer been the damsel in distress since OdysseyAnd Peach has been shown to be capable of being the hero since Mario 2 and even got her own game for the DSYou probably aren't even white, you're probably a Mexican>>736247798TrvkeI pirate Nintendo games, and I will probably pirate this movieI hated the Mario Movie not because it is "woke", but because of the pacing and writing
>>736252531>if there aren't trannies it can't be wokei miss when online marketers actually tried
>>736252282 (You)>same day>"Men I think I should go watch this movie with my whole family, make it 10 tickets haha!">they all post this same shitThe Mario movie starts with girlbossingclimaxes with girlbossingand literally ends with girlbossing with a post credit scene
>>736252531see >>736247739 and then go back to bluesky>>736252619he's trying very hard to fit in to be fair, trying to look racist and talking about pirating
>>736245720We didn't know how good we had it.
>>736245720The pendulum will eventually swing back. Honestly I'd prefer it linger somewhere in between 'women are totally useless onaholes' and 'women are awesome demigods you must kneel'But God am I ever tired of the latter today.
>>>/tv/ is that way
>>736247798>it's for childrenYeah...that's why the mind poison is dangerous and should be called out. No one cares about Euphoria being degenerate. Also some people are still fans of the games and this is likely to have negative long-term effects on them.
>>736252973>The pendulum will eventually swing backIt actually won't. Still worth speaking your mind though
Why did they even hype up Rosalina so much>not even giving us this
>>736247023This but it's icecream
>>736247052I told people this shit before the first movie came out, nobody cared, I stopped caring back and never watched either of the slops.Same for the Sonic crap filled to the brim with niggers.I don't have to babysit everyone all the time. At some point you just need to call it natural selection
>>736245896???
bowser is the only good part and even that kinda sucks. he changes his personality too easily and gets mogged by the bee queen npc
>>736254121Looks like tanned Peach and not like a fat mestizo in your pic.
>>736245720It's sad because the movies could be genuinely decent. You just know they would've been better had the same studio made them 15 years ago
>>736245720Is that the part where Peach consumes a mushroom to make herself larger more intimidating toward Wart? I'm 37. That wasn't supposed to arouse me.
>make the princess that's supposed to be a dainty girly girl the kickass no nonsense girlboss>make a literal universe resetting space observer that would have been perfect for the obligatory girlboss role into the damsel in distress>reduce said space goddess even further into a fucking mcguffinwhat in the actual fuck was the writing room smoking??
>>736252531>it's only woke if it has trannies in itshut up
>>736254132not even the jew-voice acted villain can be himself
>>736254461the only reason they did that to Rosalina was to make this Super Princess Peach Galaxy movie. It's okay if a woman is doing the saving.
>>736254461To be fair Rosalina girlbossed like a Dragon Ball character in the opening scene. But yeah I actually expected her to do a lot more of that. Maybe rotfeet Brie Larson asked for too much money.
I don't necessarily have issues with "woman being tough" but it kinda invalidates Mario's purpose in this world. Mario wanted to be a somebody and was tired of being laughed at by his family. So he isekais into another world to... become a punching bag again? If anything he makes the situation worse since Peach has to keep saving his ass. If Mario was the one to rescue Peach and save her kingdom, it wouldn't invalidate Peach's role as a ruler and love interest. But when it's reversed, Mario only causes trouble. He has nothing to offer their relationship if not being the strong and brave one.
>next big budget 3D Mario Game>Peach is the same as ever and gets kidnapped in the first cutsceneThe only thing Nintendo can do to restore fans' trust. And funny thing is it's not unlikely.
>>736255421It's entirely just a princess peach movie yet again, featuring Fox. Fox does more things than Mario.
>>736255553It is unlikely.The screeching would but unprecedented if they did that. They only gave them an inch but you know you can't even give them an inch. The toothpaste is out of the tube.
>>736245896Rosie Perez voiced Daisy in 3....2........
i'm glad Peach is a girlboss again because i love seeing tendie manchildren raped and btfo and i'm taking my daughter to see the movie tomorrow and she is a diehard Peach fan :)
>>736255421It's actually insane how irrelevant Mario is.
>>736256301are they making him weak cause he's a man or because he's voiced by Chris Pratt?
>>736255807>an inchmore like a mile
Just dont watch it, its that simple
>>736255985>thinks hyperfeminism is good for girlsglad your daughter only exists in your pedo fantasy
>>736245720The reason for this is because Japan got a few Tengu visitors in the last few years (jews) so don't be surprised as they continue to fall and follow """"western""" (jewish infected) trends. The opening they took was from all the japanese game companies that insisted upon reaching western audiences. They immediately flooded in and started these subversive tactics that we've seen a million times before. They don't want to make a good product, they want to pretend to make a good product but they just wanna use it as propaganda for some agenda. Also a reminder that this isn't /pol/ shit because it is LITERALLY and objective always the funny hat people in some way, unironically.
>>736256597Too late, retards watched it en masse so now we have to talk about it. Just don't click the thread, it's even simpler
>>736256613don't you have better things to do like choose which kart racer you're going to play tonight, tendiefat?
>>736245720It really feels like it was written by AI, far more the than the first movie there is no real coherent ideas going on. If you're just there to see 3D animated big screen tendie shit then... I guess you'll like. If you were hoping for a mildly interesting story or something like the first, well you don't get that.
>>736245896>picture/video rip of a theater screenShe's the same tone as in recent games.t. Actually fucking watched the movie in a theater
>>736256709Characters like Wart, Rosalina, Yoshi and even Star Fox crossing over all should have had their own movies, not stuffed all into one movie.
Its crazy how the famitsu threads are praising the mario movie, citing it as being a masterpiece on par with citizen kane. Wtf is wrong with them so consume such slop?
>Mario saves Peach from the bombs and lava>Mario takes on both Dry Bowser and Jr at the same time
>>736256841Why would you go in those threads to begin with. It's like willingly going into a cultist psych ward and then complaining it's psychotic in there.
>>736256431Sure, in the movie. But logically tourists don't have a case getting upset when Peach doesn't stop being a damsel in the actual mainline 3D games since she never was and Odyssey is still relatively new. It's just a movie. It's just an inch. But an inch is too much.But all of this is assuming Nintendo even wants to maintain the status quo, which I doubt at this point. Nintendo is pandering to women in every way with every IP they have for years now. Even to homos with the Vivian rewrite, Tomodachi or picrel.
>>736252932What movie is that? Was it made before computers?
>>736256773>this new slop is okay because it's the same in the other new slopand no she does like even a shade darker and fatter here
>Dubbing Rosalina with girl power in the same ballpark as PeachNigga what girl power. She only fought to protect her children and was a damsel in distress jobber throughout the whole film. She was more Peach than Peach herself in this movie.
>>736252932Why are women no longer allowed to just be like that? Peach is like the last damsel in distress and somehow that's too evil, we can't even have one.
This movie mindbroke Snoys so hard, it's insane. They'll never stop seething at it.
>>736257379Because jews won the war
>>736255553>>736255807>>736256431>>736257148Tbf Peach seems to look and behave the same way as ever in Mario Kart World and the other spinoffs games relesaed recently, no? So even if she stops being a damsel in distress she will never be a take-charge turbo cunt like in the movies I think.
>>736257379Because it’s easy, comfortable and suggests a stay-at-home lifestyle and they want to force women into hardship and 9-to-5 jobs just like menThat's why, really
>>736257539Change will come steadily and surely.
>>736257608it's strange how women/feminists want this for themselves and call you a chud if you don't want that for them
>>736245720Oh shit I forgot how /v/ raged over the first movie because "girl boss peach"
>>736257769defenses seem down for this new one though. maybe hollywood finally found it, the one movie to make even the right wing accept feminism
>>736257484Why do nintensnoys defend modern hollywood and illumination?
As if Twitter screencap threads weren't bad enough now we have Cinema Sins threads too?
>>736245720This is why they are slowly memoryholing that Peach was supposed to be a teenager. The damsel in distress makes even more sense knowing she is very young. Movie Peach acts like she is 30.
This thread was made by Eric. He's a snoy and a massive GameCube fanboy that's been spamming /v/ with anti-Nintendo pedaling for a good decade. He's a weekly villain in Famitsu threads and he reports them over and over for calling him out or for spreading facts he thinks needs to be hidden from /v/ (namely sales of Nintendo hardware and software compared to PlayStation and Steam Deck).If you see posts saying GameCube games are better than Switch games, it's Eric. If you see posts saying Sonic CrossWorlds is better than MK World, it's Eric. If you see the same posts sucking Iwata's dick, it's Eric. If you see the same anti-Nintendo threads popping up over and over, it's Eric. If you see the same posts shilling piracy and emulators, it's Eric. If you see someone denying the existence of Eric and calling him a made-up boogeyman, it's Eric. If you see someone unironically using terms like "tendies" or "Switchfags" and making hyperbolic statements, it's Eric. If you see a red OP image with a Nintendo-related thing, asking some dumb open question, it's Eric. If you see the same repeated lines over and over again, it's Eric samefagging. If you see a massive wall of replies to one post, it's Eric samefagging himself, they'll all be a minute apart. He's always resetting his router and ban evading, and flooding the catalog, and he's got at least a few gigabytes of CP to end any thread that isn't going his way.He's also a massive Ocarina of Time fanboy that was so buckbroken by BoTW's commercial and critical success that he's determined to make it the most despised game in history, he wants to change the narrative and reverse the percieved damage against him.
>>736251592>I HATE WHITE PEOPLE!Yikes
>>736245720don't care about spunky affirmative action whores. give me more fox
>>736258410Is eric the same guy who says thatt terraria is a better open world game than botw or totk?
>>736255985why are you faggots so desperate to give women all the power and autonomy of a man with none of the accompanying responsibilities? you're hurting real women and setting them up to fail
>mario movie is woke because Peach beats enemies from Mario 2 (1988)>the very game she was first playable from start to finish aka beats every enemy and every boss no Mario neededDo you play video games or do you watch culture war boomers on Youtube
>thing comes out>retards rush to have the worst take imaginable
