Yes it's girl power trash that completely changes the girls to upstage the guysYes it can be somewhat entertaining, but I wouldn't let my child watch itThey are paying right wing grifters to promote the movie
>>736245720>They are paying right wing grifters to promote the moviei love how the tenor is that the user scores are good so it must be good. like since when does high user score mean based kek
At least there is no race swa-
>>736245896I knew something felt off. Looks like a greaseball now.
>>736245896they also made peach and rosalina sisters because two unrelated blonde women is too much whiteness for hollywood
>>736245896Daisy was initially tanned though.
>>736245720>Whoa!? She's so capable! >and she's a.... a woman!?>I can't believe this!>that's not at all what I expected!>groundbreaking.... powerful...
>>736245896She was always brown.
>>736245720Ok
>>736246103>initiallyNo, her skin tone was basically the same as Mario and Peach.
>>736245720>With HER ParasolWhich you know, he gave her. God I hate the anti-woke grifters.
>>736245896>skin color is darker than the orange parts of her dressInsert Indian joke here
>>736245896I thought it fluctuated between white and tan. Doesn't she rule over a desert kingdom?
>>736246578Every anti woke grifter on Twitter shills the movie including the fucking White House account lolGo get pegged
>>736246563This is her second appearance. Not as fair a lady as Peach, but not darker in skin tone than Luigi.
I'm getting anti-woke fatigue. I think it might be time to open death camps for cracker males.
Don't worry, in the third movie Peach STILL will be the main character AND she will unlock the next level of girlboss by going Super Saian, but Tendies will still be in denial and shill the movie because Mario will keep getting his pity wins and doing random bing bing wahoo things.
>>736245896I need to see her shitting
>>736245720It's weird, we all knew that since the first movie, picrel says it all. Then, however, people just stopped caring and now you have even fucking chuds backing it up and acting like it's on their side or some shit.
>>736245720I immediately know this movie was made by Californians
>>736247052It's 100% part of the exact same 2010s feminism wave that shaped new Star Wars, Marvel and everything else now.
>>736246578So if a girl gives a man a sword, and he does all the heroics and rescues her, then she is not a damsel since she supplied the weapon right?>>736246784>current administration not woke>first US president to be openly pro gay rights going into office>open Democrat all his life. Only changed parties right before running>>736246913I just have (you) fatigue. Where do you faggots come from? Reddit? Discord?
>>736247052>chuds backing it upName ONE real person thst fits this description.
>>736245720Wokies hate the movie because it glorifies the greatness of Whites and has 0 diversity in sight. Chuds hate the movie because she fights( she fights in several games. You wouldnt call lara croft woke for winning fights)
what are the most insane arguments you've seen marketers use to defend peach's portrayal in the movies? for me>but but she is playable in some games! (pls ignore toad is also playable and obviously not canonically mario tier)>but here look at this genuinely terrible nintendo power exclusive comic where she acts like an out of character cunt too (pls ignore she gets kidnapped twice)>but but smash bros. (pls ignore her moveset is mostly slapstick, she is a bumbling idiot in brawl's story and smash is a party game where even isabelle is a "fighter")>omg don't you know she is the star in her own games like super princess peach (please ignore the literally defeats enemies with baby tantrums and crying waterfalls)makes me respect the few libtards who are just honest about it and say they want her changed
IT’S A CARTOON MOVIE FOR LITTLE CHILDREN BY THE SAME PEOPLE WHO MADE THE MINIONS AND THE ONLY MESSAGE IS “NINTENDO PRODUCTS ARE GREAT AND YOU SHOULD BUY THEM” YOU STUPID DOUBLE NIGGERS
>>736245896>>736246563Try again chud
Peach is a complete loser in most of the games, especially in Galaxy, the difference between her there and in the Illumination movies is like night and day. Imagine some kid playing Galaxy after seeing this film only to get whiplashed with Peach being a pissbaby in the intro.
>>736247670We also hate it because it's just bad with bad pacing, Bowser flipflopping 50 times, it not really taking its time with any comfy Galaxy locations or building up the universe, it barely feeling like a Galaxy movie, the random retcons and it insisting too much on Peach as the one who gets things done instead of the protagonist
>>736246880Looks pretty much exactly as fair as Peach but deifnitely not as brown as in the movie anyway where she looks straight up hispanic>>736247857>defending new slop with new slopAnd still not even as brown as in the movie
>>736247967That's the weirdest thing about it. Clearly for Nintendo these movies are glorifed ads for the games but now imagine some girl or gay boy picks up the games because they love movie Peach so much lol
>>736245720>They are paying right wing grifters to promote the movieIt's very obvious, all the usual suspects post the exact same shit, people who are normally the first to complain about "stronk wymanz" in movies are now completely oblivious to it and ignore people in the comments telling them.
>>736248086>>defending new slop with new slopYes nigger? You can't call it a raceswap when she's ALWAYS been portrayed as tanned, even in modern iterations
>>736245896>>736247857>>736248443her skin tone use to be pale but it was changed to a light tan one and that's the version they been sticking with.
>>736246578I think the point is that they refuse to let Mario save her through his own skills, even though she could’ve done it herself—there are several scenes where she’s strong enough to hold him. In fact she’s such a massive Mary Sue that it feels unnatural and like the writers have to force themselves whenever she lets Mario shine.
>>736248443wasn't ALWAYS brown and she looks fatter and browner and more hispanic in the movie than ever before
>>736247167Movie Peach may be annoying but at least not this cringe. MCU is so bad holy shit
>>736245896There are also pictures where she doesn't have brown skin. She also appears to be standing in a shaded spot based on the lighting.You cannot make a final judgement on these pictures and recordings taken from theatres. The colors are all kinds of fucked up.
>>736245896I'm the biggest race realist under the sun and Idgaf about this shit. Still looks white enough.Peach mogging Mario throughout both movies and this total reversal of their roles in the 40-year-old franchise is significantly worse and more destructive. Feminism is the main catalyst for the browning of the West anyway.
>>736247315The problem with this argument is neither of them are damsels in that scene. They basically run the gauntlet as equals, occasionally helping eachother out when one goes off-balance or doing a team-up move when needed. That final scene with the parasol was just one final team-up to finally escape.
>>736249650>equalsyeah this equality/equity shit propaganda is the problem. she is a stupid bitch in the games and that's cool. it's also actually more anti-women to say women aren't allowed to be stupid bitches with flaws so there is no winning here, it's just hypercapitalism and nintendo trying to make girls buy their toys and games
>>736249787>70:30I bet it's more like 60:40 after the movies. From when is this? That Zelda split definitely looks like it's years after BotW.
>>736249787Peach has been shown as equally capable to Mario as far back as the late 80s, a time I expect you weren't even born yet.This is nothing new.
>>736249941see >>736247739 and then go back to bluesky, you homo lol>MUH WOMEN ARE STRONG>to defend some hollywood slopwhat a pathetic existence
>>736249050>unnatural and like the writers have to force themselvesThe writing was weird like that in the first movie already
>>736249941By being captured 3 times and saved by Mario?
>>736245781This movie is still the ultimate proof of everything you see online being fake and gay and botted to death. It was somehow even shittier than I expected.
>>736245720I hope miyamoto keeps revising basic Mario lore.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, Anon.
Could someone get a webm of Samus gunship?
It was crazy how they used the Moon Man song during Yoshi’s introductory scene.
>>736250519shiggy is 70 or 80 and someone should probably tell him to just chill and leavfe the decision making to others at this pointtestosterone is in the basement at this age
>>736250654if not, get me a torrent for the best cam rip and I'll clip it
>>736245720I don't care.
>>736251001Thanks for sharing the mentally ill people perspective with us.
>>736245896its not gonna suck itself.jpg
>>736245896Why is Daisy's skin color 3 gamma levels lower than it should be? Why does she have more Mestizo jaw structure? I cant masturbate to this, if she gave birth our kids might look dark. Is there an article on Koopapedia that provides a genealogy report on Daisy's bloodline?
>>736250654>IS THIS LE HECKIN EASTER EGG
>>736248209>these movies are glorifed ads for the gamesYeah, false advertising. Are they fucking retarded? What is wrong with them?
>>736246913But how does anti-woke people affect you personally?
>>736245720>They are paying right wing grifters to promote the movieEven wifebeater @jondelarroz trying to jump on the trend confirms this, dude's entire content is nitpicking girlbosses
>>736245720Several cherry picked instancesThis isn't woke, if it was, there'd be a bunch of tranny shitPeach has no longer been the damsel in distress since OdysseyAnd Peach has been shown to be capable of being the hero since Mario 2 and even got her own game for the DSYou probably aren't even white, you're probably a Mexican>>736247798TrvkeI pirate Nintendo games, and I will probably pirate this movieI hated the Mario Movie not because it is "woke", but because of the pacing and writing
>>736252531>if there aren't trannies it can't be wokei miss when online marketers actually tried
>>736252282 (You)>same day>"Men I think I should go watch this movie with my whole family, make it 10 tickets haha!">they all post this same shitThe Mario movie starts with girlbossingclimaxes with girlbossingand literally ends with girlbossing with a post credit scene
>>736252531see >>736247739 and then go back to bluesky>>736252619he's trying very hard to fit in to be fair, trying to look racist and talking about pirating
>>736245720We didn't know how good we had it.
>>736245720The pendulum will eventually swing back. Honestly I'd prefer it linger somewhere in between 'women are totally useless onaholes' and 'women are awesome demigods you must kneel'But God am I ever tired of the latter today.
>>>/tv/ is that way
>>736247798>it's for childrenYeah...that's why the mind poison is dangerous and should be called out. No one cares about Euphoria being degenerate. Also some people are still fans of the games and this is likely to have negative long-term effects on them.
>>736252973>The pendulum will eventually swing backIt actually won't. Still worth speaking your mind though
Why did they even hype up Rosalina so much>not even giving us this
>>736247023This but it's icecream
>>736247052I told people this shit before the first movie came out, nobody cared, I stopped caring back and never watched either of the slops.Same for the Sonic crap filled to the brim with niggers.I don't have to babysit everyone all the time. At some point you just need to call it natural selection
>>736245896???
bowser is the only good part and even that kinda sucks. he changes his personality too easily and gets mogged by the bee queen npc
>>736254121Looks like tanned Peach and not like a fat mestizo in your pic.
>>736245720It's sad because the movies could be genuinely decent. You just know they would've been better had the same studio made them 15 years ago
>>736245720Is that the part where Peach consumes a mushroom to make herself larger more intimidating toward Wart? I'm 37. That wasn't supposed to arouse me.
>make the princess that's supposed to be a dainty girly girl the kickass no nonsense girlboss>make a literal universe resetting space observer that would have been perfect for the obligatory girlboss role into the damsel in distress>reduce said space goddess even further into a fucking mcguffinwhat in the actual fuck was the writing room smoking??
>>736252531>it's only woke if it has trannies in itshut up
>>736254132not even the jew-voice acted villain can be himself
>>736254461the only reason they did that to Rosalina was to make this Super Princess Peach Galaxy movie. It's okay if a woman is doing the saving.
>>736254461To be fair Rosalina girlbossed like a Dragon Ball character in the opening scene. But yeah I actually expected her to do a lot more of that. Maybe rotfeet Brie Larson asked for too much money.
I don't necessarily have issues with "woman being tough" but it kinda invalidates Mario's purpose in this world. Mario wanted to be a somebody and was tired of being laughed at by his family. So he isekais into another world to... become a punching bag again? If anything he makes the situation worse since Peach has to keep saving his ass. If Mario was the one to rescue Peach and save her kingdom, it wouldn't invalidate Peach's role as a ruler and love interest. But when it's reversed, Mario only causes trouble. He has nothing to offer their relationship if not being the strong and brave one.
>next big budget 3D Mario Game>Peach is the same as ever and gets kidnapped in the first cutsceneThe only thing Nintendo can do to restore fans' trust. And funny thing is it's not unlikely.
>>736255421It's entirely just a princess peach movie yet again, featuring Fox. Fox does more things than Mario.
>>736255553It is unlikely.The screeching would but unprecedented if they did that. They only gave them an inch but you know you can't even give them an inch. The toothpaste is out of the tube.
>>736245896Rosie Perez voiced Daisy in 3....2........
i'm glad Peach is a girlboss again because i love seeing tendie manchildren raped and btfo and i'm taking my daughter to see the movie tomorrow and she is a diehard Peach fan :)
>>736255421It's actually insane how irrelevant Mario is.
>>736256301are they making him weak cause he's a man or because he's voiced by Chris Pratt?
>>736255807>an inchmore like a mile
Just dont watch it, its that simple
>>736255985>thinks hyperfeminism is good for girlsglad your daughter only exists in your pedo fantasy
>>736245720The reason for this is because Japan got a few Tengu visitors in the last few years (jews) so don't be surprised as they continue to fall and follow """"western""" (jewish infected) trends. The opening they took was from all the japanese game companies that insisted upon reaching western audiences. They immediately flooded in and started these subversive tactics that we've seen a million times before. They don't want to make a good product, they want to pretend to make a good product but they just wanna use it as propaganda for some agenda. Also a reminder that this isn't /pol/ shit because it is LITERALLY and objective always the funny hat people in some way, unironically.
>>736256597Too late, retards watched it en masse so now we have to talk about it. Just don't click the thread, it's even simpler
>>736256613don't you have better things to do like choose which kart racer you're going to play tonight, tendiefat?
>>736245720It really feels like it was written by AI, far more the than the first movie there is no real coherent ideas going on. If you're just there to see 3D animated big screen tendie shit then... I guess you'll like. If you were hoping for a mildly interesting story or something like the first, well you don't get that.
>>736245896>picture/video rip of a theater screenShe's the same tone as in recent games.t. Actually fucking watched the movie in a theater
>>736256709Characters like Wart, Rosalina, Yoshi and even Star Fox crossing over all should have had their own movies, not stuffed all into one movie.
Its crazy how the famitsu threads are praising the mario movie, citing it as being a masterpiece on par with citizen kane. Wtf is wrong with them so consume such slop?
>Mario saves Peach from the bombs and lava>Mario takes on both Dry Bowser and Jr at the same time
>>736256841Why would you go in those threads to begin with. It's like willingly going into a cultist psych ward and then complaining it's psychotic in there.
>>736256431Sure, in the movie. But logically tourists don't have a case getting upset when Peach doesn't stop being a damsel in the actual mainline 3D games since she never was and Odyssey is still relatively new. It's just a movie. It's just an inch. But an inch is too much.But all of this is assuming Nintendo even wants to maintain the status quo, which I doubt at this point. Nintendo is pandering to women in every way with every IP they have for years now. Even to homos with the Vivian rewrite, Tomodachi or picrel.
>>736252932What movie is that? Was it made before computers?
>>736256773>this new slop is okay because it's the same in the other new slopand no she does like even a shade darker and fatter here
>Dubbing Rosalina with girl power in the same ballpark as PeachNigga what girl power. She only fought to protect her children and was a damsel in distress jobber throughout the whole film. She was more Peach than Peach herself in this movie.
>>736252932Why are women no longer allowed to just be like that? Peach is like the last damsel in distress and somehow that's too evil, we can't even have one.
This movie mindbroke Snoys so hard, it's insane. They'll never stop seething at it.
>>736257379Because jews won the war
>>736255553>>736255807>>736256431>>736257148Tbf Peach seems to look and behave the same way as ever in Mario Kart World and the other spinoffs games relesaed recently, no? So even if she stops being a damsel in distress she will never be a take-charge turbo cunt like in the movies I think.
>>736257379Because it’s easy, comfortable and suggests a stay-at-home lifestyle and they want to force women into hardship and 9-to-5 jobs just like menThat's why, really
>>736257539Change will come steadily and surely.
>>736257608it's strange how women/feminists want this for themselves and call you a chud if you don't want that for them
>>736245720Oh shit I forgot how /v/ raged over the first movie because "girl boss peach"
>>736257769defenses seem down for this new one though. maybe hollywood finally found it, the one movie to make even the right wing accept feminism
>>736257484Why do nintensnoys defend modern hollywood and illumination?
As if Twitter screencap threads weren't bad enough now we have Cinema Sins threads too?
>>736245720This is why they are slowly memoryholing that Peach was supposed to be a teenager. The damsel in distress makes even more sense knowing she is very young. Movie Peach acts like she is 30.
This thread was made by Eric. He's a snoy and a massive GameCube fanboy that's been spamming /v/ with anti-Nintendo pedaling for a good decade. He's a weekly villain in Famitsu threads and he reports them over and over for calling him out or for spreading facts he thinks needs to be hidden from /v/ (namely sales of Nintendo hardware and software compared to PlayStation and Steam Deck).If you see posts saying GameCube games are better than Switch games, it's Eric. If you see posts saying Sonic CrossWorlds is better than MK World, it's Eric. If you see the same posts sucking Iwata's dick, it's Eric. If you see the same anti-Nintendo threads popping up over and over, it's Eric. If you see the same posts shilling piracy and emulators, it's Eric. If you see someone denying the existence of Eric and calling him a made-up boogeyman, it's Eric. If you see someone unironically using terms like "tendies" or "Switchfags" and making hyperbolic statements, it's Eric. If you see a red OP image with a Nintendo-related thing, asking some dumb open question, it's Eric. If you see the same repeated lines over and over again, it's Eric samefagging. If you see a massive wall of replies to one post, it's Eric samefagging himself, they'll all be a minute apart. He's always resetting his router and ban evading, and flooding the catalog, and he's got at least a few gigabytes of CP to end any thread that isn't going his way.He's also a massive Ocarina of Time fanboy that was so buckbroken by BoTW's commercial and critical success that he's determined to make it the most despised game in history, he wants to change the narrative and reverse the percieved damage against him.
>>736251592>I HATE WHITE PEOPLE!Yikes
>>736245720don't care about spunky affirmative action whores. give me more fox
>>736258410Is eric the same guy who says thatt terraria is a better open world game than botw or totk?
>>736255985why are you faggots so desperate to give women all the power and autonomy of a man with none of the accompanying responsibilities? you're hurting real women and setting them up to fail
>mario movie is woke because Peach beats enemies from Mario 2 (1988)>the very game she was first playable from start to finish aka beats every enemy and every boss no Mario neededDo you play video games or do you watch culture war boomers on Youtube
>thing comes out>retards rush to have the worst take imaginable
>>736257245I can't tell if this is bait but it's Sleeping Beauty.
>>736245896>3 girl bosses in a rowI know she’s the tomboy but fucking really? Just make princess movies. I’m tired of this shit.
>>736258917Yes. The intent matters. Are you some kind of jew debate club brat?
>>736245720Why did they make her look so off? There's no way this is not intentional.
>>736258973it's all engagement baiting for literal teenagersif you are a full grown adult you should feel enough shame to not care about this
>>736258512I wanna suck him off so bad, vros...
>>736259071He is pretending to not understand discourse. Typical bad faith arguer. Nintendo fans love to sealion like that.
>bowser barely in the movie>doesn’t have a song>character development completely dropped at the endGotta have more screen time for Mary Sue slop, I guess.
>>736258410>He's a snoy and a massive GameCube fanboyWhy would anyone continue reading your schizo text wall when it starts with 1 +1 = 3You seem to be the Snoy shitting on the GameCube.
>>736259319that schizoid has been trying to push the cubesnoy thing for a while now, it's pretty sad
>>736258512This isn’t even fox’s personality in the games. It’s just a furry Star-Lord.
They just created the same issue Justice League has with Superman.
>>736258410>Gamecube out of nowhereObsessed
>>736245720
>>736258512Everyone in the theater at first loved him and then hated him. Your picture is every single scene he is in, just gay wannabe cool emoting which isn't even what he is like in ANY of the games.
>>736259153The 4 in 4chan stands for the average user's age
>>736258410>He's always resetting his router and ban evading>janny mad that his bans don't work
>>736257257What the fuck are you even talking about?>No you're wrongYeah, no. I'll trust my own eyes as someone obsessed with the character and saw her on a real screen than an assfaggot shitposter who watched a rip.
>>736255807Nintendo's already testing the waters with wokeness with Tomodachi. If that game succeeds, then expect Nintendo sales to dwindle.Also after today, fuck Charlie Day
I liked the first movie
>>736245720Genuinely, what is the point of Mario in these movies? He's so much worse at fighting than she is that it outright feels like a plot hole that she brings him along.>Let's drag this comically incapable guy, who I'm constantly having to rescue from danger, along with me on this dangerous mission.It's like the movies were written by an AI which doesn't have the full context for Mario as a character and knows nothing about him except he's "a plumber" and scales his combat abilities from that. It's like if the Leprechaun in those dumb horror movies didn't actually have magic and only had the stats of IRL Warwick Davis but the script still needs him to kill people so he just accidentally bumblefucks into it.
>>736260131>It's like if the Leprechaun in those dumb horror movies didn't actually have magic and only had the stats of IRL Warwick Davis but the script still needs him to kill people so he just accidentally bumblefucks into it.Sounds like a fun time desu
>>736260297>Every movie ends with the protagonist finally realizing "Oh yeah, he's a midget" and just beating the fuck out of him /tv/ style
>>736258512Let me guess he says do a barrel roll
>>736245896Daisy here looks like that girl Chris Chan has been seen running around with
>>736245896How do people not get tired of girlbosses?
>>736245720Just wait for the sequel
>>736259783>which isn't even what he is like in ANY of the games.how well are star fox games doing again? *cough*command*cough*zero*cough*
>>736257886i think it's because a lot hated this movie
>>736246103>NNNOOOOOO REEEEE DAISY ISN'T BROWN SHE'S ACTUALLY A TANNED OKINAWAN AAAHHHHHH SAVE ME NIGGERMAN
>>736259441>>736259783Still a million times better than movie Peach>>736260458Would you have clapped if he'd said aileron roll instead?
It's funny watching people lie about the movie.Mario and Luigi are literally the ones that fight Bowser and Jr at the climax.Mario even gets a kiss from Peach before credits roll.
>>736246301I love this about girlboss nonsense. The only reason to celebrate women's achievements is to acknowledge that most women are not capable of doing anything worth celebrating. >1000 men do a kick flip on a skateboard:!>one woman ever does the exact same trick:O
Made a mario movie thread and got insta deleted so dunno how this got to stay...What a filler slopfest, and 90% of the movie was a drag to get through. Movie was made for kids to watch on an ipad in the back seat of the car.Not surprised at the 42% on rotten tomatoes, you NEED to know Nintendo references and have played Mario Odyssey to have any sense of enjoyment as they jingle memberberry references in front of you. Who the hell knows who Wart is anymore and Birdo did fucking nothing. Do a barrel roll is cringe and is basically "how do you do my fellow kids?"They should have cut out the scenes with Queen Bee (who the fuck asked for her), and the Yoshi fight with the T-Rex (why shrink T-Rex and then not bring him back to full size to fight the dragon?) They awkwardly shoved in random backstories for Yoshi and Fox, but didn’t bother to explain Jr’s magic paintbrush or the super scope baby gun?Mario and Luigi were just an afterthought in the movie compared to Peach's "growth", and their banter was cringe. Toad did absolutely nothing and should not have been in the movie. Yoshi was just Scooby Doo. Bower Jr's whole motivation was fucking stupid and made no sense. They should have at least shown them firing the boomcannon once. Fox was just new Nick Wilde. However, have to admit Fox stole the show, and I’d jam my dick into him. The surprise Game and Watch cameo was neat. So was the Mario Maker and SMB1 bridge fight. The Luma were cute. Daisy looks ugly as fuck. Rosalina was the most interesting part but she only appeared for like 10 minutes. Princess Peach and Rosalina being sisters was based as fuck and makes their art super hot now, but apparently Peach is jesus now and can just make life? What happened to the Rosalina storybook lore from Galaxy, Nintendo?Ending was extremely abrupt and cheapened out rebuilding the castle. Bowser learned nothing and should have told off Jr at the end.What a slop of a movie, and yet it will still earn over 1 billion dollars.
>>736260131There is no point. People gaslighting said that the first movie was his origin story. But in the second movie, he isn't allowed to do anything heroic. It's downright embarrassing. Imagine watching a Batman movie, and it was only catwoman doing shit while Batman just stood around.
>>736260723>Mario and Luigi are literally the ones that fight Bowser and Jr at the climax.once again, they only get to do something for the last five minutes of the movie
>>736245720Incel virgin hugbox thread Peach gooners thread
>>736259192wolf, this has to stop.
>>736258410>If you see posts saying GameCube games are better than Switch games, it's Eric.Not controversial. GC wasn't a weak piece of shit so it actually got some multiplats worth buying like Soul Calibur 2 and third party exclusives like all the Resis. Metroid Prime 1 and 2 are masterpieces while 4 is the shittiest Metroid ever, made by Call of Duty rejects. 2 Zeldas instead of 1 dungeon-less Zelda and a glorified expansion 10 years later. Melee was still completely new and fresh instead of the 6th rehash like SSBU that isn't even a Nintendo all-stars game anymore and doesn't even have trophies. Various must-try JRPGs: Paper Mario, Baten Kaitos, Tales of Symphonia, Skies of Arcadia, Pokemon Colosseum, Lost Kingdoms 2 and more instead of just Xenoblade rehash 2 and 3 which was so predictable and tutorial laden I had to drop it, 2 Pikmins that are actually challenging and not just an Unreal Engine tech demo, still a bunch of games that were just made for hardcore fans despite no chance of success like F-Zero GX and total out of left field stuff like Wario World
>>736258410Anon why do you keep trying this 1970 Bully technique? In the age of kids foaming to get viral on the internet you're trying to shame a kid into being a viral faggot on the internet.
>>736245720>One Shots every SMB2 bossWhat a short runtime does to a Movie
>>736259396>Eric seething at being called a cubesnoy out of nowhereAh, so it is you.
>>736260813>celebrating women's achievements is acknowledging that most women are not capable of doing anything worth celebrating.sonic boom of all things had a gag with that exact punchline
>>736261131Compare the sales of any Switch game to any cubeshit so we can laugh at you.
>It's a Peach movie!I don't know. This felt like a nothing movie. No one got any real focus or development. It's just a collection of scenes that at times felt completely disconnected to anything that was going on. You probably could rearrange this movie a dozen ways and it still wouldn't make any fucking sense. Whoever said this was made for people to consume via Youtube Shorts/TikTok was right.
>>736252932>>736257379idk if this is good bait or just an ironic post given how sleeping beauty was literally made to be more assertive by disney's ethics department to counter feminist critics of cinderella and snow white
>>736261131botw wasnt even a shitch game
>>736245896Hopefully they include some Sarasaland enemies and bosses even if they are short member-berries
>>736261202Based knux
>>736261168the only games i played on my gamecube were Twin Snakes, Crystal Chronicles, and the GBA adapter for FFTA because i was busy playing Everquest at the time you semen gargling retard.
>>736261250>salesI'm not Iwata so I don't care about that. In fact I think you should hope Nintendo flops because they seem to try harder when they do
>>736246103You can immediately tell who hasn’t played the games featuring Daisy.>>736246563Nor read the manuals.>>736246880>NES Open Tournament GolfProbably Daisy’s only ever appearance on the NES.
>>736261342>Crystal Chronicles,This game had such insane atmosphere but forcing you to buy multiple GBAs just to play co-op was BS.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkE5KQsK56k
>>736261535baby daisy....my kryptonite
>>736260829it's a price I'm willing to pay if it means more fox
>>7362471672000s Feminism seemed fine, now all of a sudden it’s a big deal? Do people have girlboss fatigue or some shit?
>the flashing colors googoo gaga brainrot doesn't promote masculinity!I can't believe the corporate shitslop meant to turn kids into consumer drones promotes a submissive infantile mindset.
>>736261712Turns out one slap in the face isn't as bad as 1000 slaps in the face.
>>736261712its boring when every single female character is a girlboss who can do no wrong
>>736261695>hurr I get itI wish furries got executed like pedophiles
>>736247857Heck 80% of the Mario Games up until Odyssey are about saving Peach and the Mario Drones ate that shit up.
>>736261695>Look I'm not a furry>KotakuNot fooling anyone and neither are you.
>>736260829Oh fuck off, snoy.
>>736247798IT'S THE RAMSHANKLEAND YOU KNOW DAMN WELLIT'S MADE OUT OF OLD VEHICLES THAT WE COULDN'T SELL
>>736248443I wish Daisy was in Melee as a Peach Clone, we got Luigi right off the bat in Smash 64.
>>736261712fiona was a twist on the helpless whiny self-important lady aristocrat who needs saving. unlike your modern "girlbosses", she wasn't a designed as a poster child for feminism to make women look good and capable, so she was a real character. furthermore, she didn't overshadow or upstage shrek in an attempt to make women look better than boys, and instead embraced him and his personality, fulfilling her role as a love interest
>>736261835>until OdysseyOdyssey has the most emphasis on saving Peach of all the games and a marriage theme and Holding Out for a Hero vibe.
>>736261131Colosseum is cool but they could easily make it much better with a remake. Sadly they only remake games that are already great the way they are.
>>736261712Fiona's character was funny and it broadly ties into Shrek's main themes of subverting the common tropes of fairy tale fantasy stories.What thematic sense does making Peach, Rosalina, and Daisy girlbosses serve? Its not like these movies are making a broader point about male dominated videogame protagonists or anything.
>>736252729The Holy Trinity of Girlbossing
>>736252932>Dancing around barefoot on the grassCute and Sexy
>>736262090>So? What ideas are being taught to children is worth caring about. You know I'm a superhero right? Kinda care about people>stupid whoreNot hard
>>736253205>Brother Luigi gets kidnapped in first movie>Sister Rosalina gets kidnapped in the second movieNow predict what other family member will be kidnapped in the third movie
>>736254220Meanwhile we had a tall blue space Peach in the movie who is literally sisters with the real peach kek
>>736255421>If Mario was the one to rescue Peach and save her kingdom, it wouldn't invalidate Peach's role as a ruler and love interest.Mario did save her kingdom, without Mario the Mushroom would have been nuked by the banzai bill.
>>736254461Who would you have kidnapped anon?Somebody has to be kidnapped to give the villains something to do and a purpose.
>>736261856I don't see anything wrong with what I said
>>736262576>without Mario the Mushroom Kingdom would have been nuked by the banzai bill.Forgot a word there, but still,. he saved Peach's kingdom from Bowser's nuke attempt.
>>736261712It was never fine it was just less noticeable so retards didnt catch on. Now you have dei making these movies with White people tech so they are more incompetent with hiding the poison and people sort of see it.>>736261957Clueless. She very much was a poster for feminism at the time. Look at the movie and notice how both her and shrek decide to remain ugly.They can be Humans, beautiful ones even, with no strings attached. Yet choose to be disgusting.>>736262163All those fantasy tropes it's subverting are White cultural stories.The movie was written by jews that wanted to have a character literally pick up those stories, call them stupid and use them as toilet paper in the first 5 minutes.The only funny thing about the shrek movie is how hypocritical it is, contantly mocking the king for being short in a movie that tries to make it's theme about not judging a person by their looks (the thing jews fear the most since they have a harder time infiltrating White societies if you notice we aren't the same species)
>>736245896Isnt she from the fucking Sahara though?
>>736250207I like too how how the defense that she couldn't have been shown as a damsel in distress is destroyed by this film with Rosalina.
>>736260131>Genuinely, what is the point of Mario in these movies?i can't think of a thing he does that peach couldnt have done just as wellit's unironically a huge insult to the series and players who grew up saving her useless ass countless timesit deserves nothing but hate but gets a lot of love. that's why dystpian bladerunner/idiocracy future is set in stone
>>736262862except peach is the one that goes to rescue her. a man (mario) is not allowed to
>>736255421When Mario and Bowser were having the talk about Jr. I was half expecting a flashbacks to the dinner scene with Mario and his father as a way for Mario to relate to the situation of Bowser and his own son.
Anita Sarkessian won
>>736262856>using the (((Netflix))) excuse for browning Vivi No she is from fantasy anime world
>>736262954So? no Queen should ever be shown to be enslaved by a man, chud.
>>736255553>Peach gets kidnapped for the billionth timeI unironically sleep
>>736263006I kneel
>>736263029I dont watch the shitty one piece live action, but this really fucking killed it
>>736255858Zendaya or Aquafina lmao
>>736263061Post nose
>SUPER MARIO IS WOKE, IT'S GOING TO FLO->STOP THE COUNT!>STOP THE COUNT!>STOP THE COUNT!
>>736245720I don't know what people expect. Mario is too static of a character to have a real arc or be the focus of a movie. This isn't dragon ball where you can have him punch random monsters for two hours and call it a day. Plus I don't know who expected the Mario movies to be particularly good.
>>736250246She can solo run Subcon Land and stomp Wart.She also was the only person on the planet with enough control of her emotions that she solo'd Bowser and his forces using them as weapons.Not to mention her adventure against Grape and the Sour Bunch.Plus without her help Mario would have never saved the Star Spirits or found the Crystal Stars.And that's not even getting into Smash Bros, Kart, and the sports and party games.
>>736263029>Black Vivi...you're lying...
>>736263006>has a wedding themed birthday cope party full of simps she secretly hatesWon is a bit of a strong word lol
>>736263061>Peach just does what Mario does and is basically pink Mario and like every other generic girl character today>I basedface
>>736263150>>SUPER MARIO IS WOKE,True>IT'S GOING TO FLO-No one said this. Some brands are impossible to fail just like that gay Barbie movie
>>736247167She looks like a frog when she lands.
>>736263183Worked for SMBZ. And literally every other Mario story ever written ever.Maybe the mutts and pedos at holywood are just retarded incompetent subhumans?
So when was the last original submissive and traditionally feminine female character that was played completely straight? Any medium. I'm genuinely struggling to think of examples.
>>736263210not him I feel like the issue is her personality and not her abilities, she can fight and go on adventures in the games but she's always this sweetheart, in the movie she is even Daisier than Daisy
>>736250207>defies her personalitynot really. she's more than capable of fending for herself (see super mario bros 2). making her putting her in that role would render mario & luigi 100% redundant, howeverin the first movie she's hyper-competent. she was kicking everyone's ass single-handedly, with everyone powerless to stop her. the only reason she loses is because she gets distracted for a split-second while holding king bob-omb, who promptly detonates. this completely jeopardizes bowser's characterization as a credible threat and undermines the movie's entire conflict>>736262828>They can be Humans, beautiful ones even, with no strings attached. Yet choose to be disgusting.shrek is just a grump who wants to get all the fairytale characters out of his swamp. he falls for fiona as the movie goesso? the point is she isn't designed to overshadow the male lead like movie peach, the grrrrrrl power character (don't hit on me silly boys :3), is
Why can't you people understand that these movies are direct attacks on white male civilization and trying to destroy Christianity and Western culture so all of our enemies can genocide us and take over the planet?
>>736263413>these movies are direct attacks on white male civilization and trying to destroy Christianitybased
so, what's the best camrip atm?
That we aren't allowed to have ONE damsel in distress nowadays (without some subversive spin) is kinda crazy.
>>736261712Fiona was a girlboss twist, who was purposedly stuck on the castle tower waiting for a prince to rescue her when she could have walked out totally fine on her own, which she did in the 4th movie after waiting months on end.The thing is she doesnt stop acting feminine, she doesnt undermine Shrek's actions or Donkey's, in fact she even praises them. She's also self-aware and didnt want Shrek to see her as an ugly ogre. Back in Shrek 3 it was Fiona who rescued Shrek too. In Shrek 4 despite Fiona being this super competent girlboss Shrek is trying to make her fall in love with him again and he realizes very early on why she is like this and she still gets captured. The difference is, essentially, there is a reason to be, which there isnt for Peach.
>>736263304MIGA SEETHE
>>736245720>but I wouldn't let my child watch itThats fine because you'll never have them
>>736263372>not really. she's more than capable of fending for herself (see super mario bros 2).read:>>736247739>>736247739>>736247739and then kill yourself slowly
I got turned on when when the purple paint was covering up a pinned down Rosalina ngl
>snoys spend the whole day seething Love to see it.
>>736263372She isnt designed to overshadow the male lead because they couldn't do it at the time. But that was still the intent, "teach girls its ok to be ugly ogres". Pink Mario in this movie is likewise telling them its ok to be entitled bitches (ugly). Its just less subtle because not only has society degraded from when shrek came out but also because the propagandists making these movies straight up arent as smart as the old ones.
>>736262828>They can be Humans, beautiful ones even, with no strings attached. Yet choose to be disgusting.Imagine missing the point of a children's movie this hard.
>>snoys spend the whole day seething >Love to see it.
>>736263578Why should I kill myself or even be angry over a fictional non-existent collection of computer code and pixels? You need to se a psychiatrist before you start murdering children.
>>736263638>if you don't like like anti white slop that shits on the franchise you grew up with you are a buzzword>t. feminist cuck who gets pegged by his ugly fat wife
>>736263684this guy is so fucking based its unreal. couldn't walk up any slower if he tried kek
>oh snap he copy-pasted my post and put a silly video next to it, i an beaten, bewildered, and bothered
>>736263504You shouldnt be consuming slop anyway
>>736263746wait wait wheres anti white coming from? you can say the movie is misandrist but there's pretty much no racial commentary in ti
>>736263720because you are a virulent subhuman making things worse for everyone
>>736263578>reading only a sentence in the postyou have below 4th grade reading comprehension
>>736263746>anti white slopI must have missed it, can you point out where in the movie Peach starts screaming "kill whitey"?
