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>>736248025yoooo mario kart brawl is canon???
Yeah I caught it too, I was hyper focused during the Gateway Galaxy stuff because I knew they would throw it in there.
>>736248121Nintendo is turning Mario into a cinematic universe, just watch
>>736248025That is an easter egg, not a cameo.
>>736248025Imagine being a kid being taken by your parents to watch a film and then being forced to sit next to some 30 year old neckbeard with his phone out the whole time and having an orgasm whenever something he recognises comes on screen.
YOOOOOO I RECOGNIZE THAT THING LETS FRICKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO CAPSLOCK
>>736249447Do kids even like Metroid games?
>>736249447Very few kids today like nintendo products. They mostly play roblox which is getting hit real hard by governments right now for "some reason"
>>736248025your smallest anal dildo appeared in the movie wtf
>>736249569I did. And there must be children like me somewhere.
>>736248025You are a snoy.
Is the second credits scene worth staying for
>>736249447I remember when I saw Grave of the Fireflies there was this Indian guy in the front row who kept taking out his phone to take a picture of the movie every few minutesReally weird
Now this is schizo kino
>Doesn't know what an easter egg is>Doesn't know what slop means, just parrots itneck rope
We need a parody film of all these cinematic universe brand commercials where it's all just completely LITERALLY WHO chatGPT shit but its all treated 100% earnestly and like this is the coolest shit ever, complete with the awkward pauses where the audience is supposed to clap>YOOOOOOOOOOOO GRUBBELS AND SILKIE SPARK IS IN?????>LETS GOOOOOOOOO
>>736248025>first movie was generic and by the books but it was coherent and followed mario 1 well enough with bits of other games like 64 sprinkled in naturally>second is an over the top clusterfuck of several games, shoving in random characters and concepts, some of which aren't even fucking mario>in all these wacky retarded space cameos I've yet to see them actually fucking refence a single goddamn alien from outside galaxy like tatanga or the dildo head faggot from wariowaregenuine don't understand why this movie is so schizophrenic
>>736248025MCU is dead.Long live the NCU!
>>736249305Easter eggs are usually hidden, anon. Hence the name. Meanwhile, if a character (or implied character) is on screen, it's a cameo. It's actually very simple.
>>736250045>followed mario 1 well enoughthe fuck is this schizoid fake news nonsense
>>736250014This is possible with the power of genai
>>736250121mario show upmario go through the levelmario save da peach (who wasn't kidnapped to start off but instead halfway through whatever)mario fight da bowsamario go homefrom what I've seen they seem to have completely ignored like 90% of galaxy to the point rosalina, the independent hub world companion, is the one kidnapped instead of peach for some fucking reason
>>736248025>Oh look! Reference!Between this and Avatar I feel like the majority of people are watching movies for the wrong reason
>>736250241>from what I've seenso you admit knowing neither, fuck off imbecile
>>736250084cameos have speaking parts. or at the very least, are focused on, even briefly. this was in the background.
>>736248025It doesn't match the profile of any of her ships. And a number of ships with that same silhouette fly around the background during that scene. It couldn't be.But I guess we'll find out when we get a home release.
>>736250045Shoulda had shroobs.
>>736250421Of course its her ship, because reference
>>736250307The vast majority of people, whether they know it or not, hate the modern era and just want to be reminded of a time they were happy.
>>736250014Already exists, it's Ready Player One.
Illumination Samus looks like THAT?!
>>736249447>30 year oldI'm 40 and its always been that 'Metroid' was something that people like 3-10 years older than me were into
>>736250084Samus' ship is in the background for less than 3 seconds.
>>736250764She looks like she fuck dogs
>>736249840Not really, it's just Daisy. I thought it was kino but it just references the third movie.
>>736251090Samus would never be caught dead with FoxNow FALCO on the other hand...
>>736250045Tatanga is probably being saved for the Daisy movie.
>>736248025I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THAT
>>736250764why does she look like a kid
>>736249447You now realise why people make fun of tendies
>after credits scene shows the SSB icon>next Nintendo based movie after credit scene shows the infamous glove>next nintendo movie plays the lobby music from SSBMThat would've been nice
>>736249447Imagine going to the theatre and not watching the movie. The same as snoys owning a PS5 and not playing games
>>736249569If all they have to go off of is the new Metroid game, no lol
>>736250084if it's hidden, how would you find itin a fucking movie
>>736250014
>>736250084It's an Easter Egg
>>736251090She looks like she has a surprisingly high amount of custom Smash Bros. stages made depicting her getting fucked by the dog from Duck Hunt.
>>736252528>Thats is my bike you N-!
>>736249447>obvious screenshots from the camripImagine posting in this shithole about a scenario that only happened in your head because you have derangement syndrome towards a toy company. Get your shit together, brownoid.
>>736249447now imagine a cute girl doing that
>>736250014I am making this. Idk what it is but i have the legion of literal who characters ready.
>>736249272Why would you not? It's free money.
>>736249447Can't be much worse from what happens at the other big film openings these days, especially things like chicken jockey
>>736249646lol
>>736249592>They mostly play roblox which is getting hit real hard by governments right now for "some reason"Because it commodifies child porn and grooming which makes it much harder for Mossad to use childfucking as blackmail.
>>736249447i was a kid when phantom menace came out and there was a similar phenomenon, but instead of phones it was people waving plastic glowing lightsabers. i haven't been to the theaters since
