WHERE IS IT YOU FAT FUCK
>>736255883It's a meme
>>736255883this but the steam frame
>>736255883FUCKING LET ME BUY IT ALREADY GABEN YOU FAT OVERWEIGHT ROUND BULGING MASSIVE TOWERING SUBSTANCIAL LUMPISH INFLATED LARGE IMPOSING MOUNTAINOUS COLOSSAL PLUMP GINORMOUS HUGE MONOLITHIC WALLOPING CYCLOPEAN MEATY CORPULENT MONUMENTAL HULKING BOUNDLESS LEVIATHAN BLUBBERY HUMONGOUS VAST GIGANTESQUE OBESE IMMEASURABLE MONSTROUS VOLUMINOUS IMMENSE PUDGY ELEPHANTINE SIZABLE BROBDINGNAGIAN FLABBY HEAVY OVERSIZED CONSIDERABLE HEFTY BLOATED TUBBY BIG-BONED ROTUND GARGANTUAN WELL-FED LARDWHALE NIGGER
>>736255883nice square nipples, can't wait to get my hands on them
You just know they're all sitting in a warehouse somewhere because they had to postponed the machine release and can't make a joint release.Who knows when, or if ever, prices come down so they can release the machine, but who gives a fuck at this point, just give me the fucking controller already...And release the clear plastic one too!!
>>736255883
Will it support Dualsense vibration on Steam?
Does it have a headphone jack on it I forgot and am too lazy and retarded to just search.
>>736256280If Valve wanted me to buy this controller, it'd be possible to get it to spoof other controllers wirelessly so I can use it on my PS4/PS5.
>>736255883I got tired of waiting and got the Amazon Controller instead to replace the one that I broke because of....what game was it? Might have been Wicked Seed. I forget.
>>736256395Took a quick look at the info page and it doesn't seem that way. Didn't see it mentioned and none of the images on the page show it from an angle where it would be visible.
Yeah, im tired of waiting for it. Thinking of getting one of those gamesirs instead, just want a plug and play controller with gyro on pc, dont want the hassle of setting additional software
>>736256686>gamesaar
>>736256715>doesnt provide an alternativecope
>>736256395can you explain why you would want a headphone jack on a controller?
>>736256856uh to insert my headphones
I'm not a hardware guy so what does this offer over other current controllers to warrant these threads?
>>736256856why would you want to insert this into the controller instead of the PC or whatever else you are using?
let me guess. You need more?
>>736256967Its steam, so drones will drone
>>736256967Honestly every current controller is shit in different ways and it's just copium that maybe this one will be less shit than the rest of them
>>736256967>Gyro>Backpedals>HD rumble>Steam deck touchpads>magnetic sticks to combat drift>Easy to set up with Steam input>Comfortable to hold (supposedly)It's not one thing for me, it just seems like the complete package, my only concern is that the d-pad is going to be bad.
>>736256803just get the bog standard xbox controller, third party shit is for children and retards
>>736256967the touchpads have the potential to replace both sticks.>>736257128>touch pad? shits gay>how about a touchscreen so you can watch yt shorts while youbplay cod
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>>736257334I don't like the screen either, but it's if you want to remap buttons and map the back paddles, which I don't use. otherwise it's not distracting. So, basically you agree with me, because you don't need much else at the current gen of controllers, if anything the manba is overkill.
>>736255883This looks absolutely uncomfortable to me, the sticks are way too far because of the shitty touchpads
>>736255883>>736255996Why are people still calling him fat lol
>>736257574This is still considered fat you moron
>>736258087I guarantee he weighs less than any of you faggots KEK
I dont think ill ever use the touchpads but I still want the controller because every other wireless controller is trash with constant disconnects, broken buttons, shit software.I trust you gaben. I will be willing to pay up to 100 dollars for this
>>736257574That photo is AI, you been made a fool to believe it was ever real. Last real photo was from the yacht interview.
>>736255883I just use my switch pro controller or my dual shock on my PC... No reason to buy a gaben controller.
>>736257574He's a fat prick when he goes scuba the whales are like yo wassup brutha
>>736257128WAY too gaudy for me.
>>736258516nta but the black is better and you can turn the gayboy lights off
>>736257224my 8bitdo already does all of that except touchpads which are a meme anyway
>>736255883was going to buy it but since its fucking april already I got an 8bitdo ultimate 2 insteadits pretty good
>>736258963A shame that 8bitdo requires you to do actual research before ordering anything, because they release about 8 shit controllers/variations of a controller for each solid one.
>>736258963which 8bitdo?
>>736256856nta but I preferred it for consoles since I'd rather hear audio through my headphones instead of a TV or monitor but it's obviously a non-issue for a PC
>>736256803Not him, but the DS4 is basically the perfect controller>b-but my hall effect gyro buttplug electro-prostate stimYou don't need that.
>>736259338>>736259297Ultimate, the first model/revisionIt's my second 8bitdo controller. I had the pro 2 but it was too small for me, and one of the bumpers got sticky. I've had the ultimate for 2 years now and still works perfectly, it's the most durable controller I've ever had, I play a lot of shit like shmups, metroidvanias, tony hawk games, played elden ring for like 300, mashed the hell out of every button and it's still good. it also a profile button which can be useful
>>736259645>dies in four hours and drifts in three months
>>736255883>WHERE IS IT YOU FAT FUCKThere are 100k of these things rotting in a warehouse somewhere because he won't sell them separately.
>>736259607but why wouldnt you plug your headphones into your console/PC instead of the controller?
>>736255883Vaporware like other Valve projects.Valve are a company of liars and frauds. They do not deserve your money for their consumer-unfriendly practices.
>>736256668Thanks anon you're a real one
>>736256453But the dualsense is better than any other controller, the problem with the dualsense is the lack of Hall Effect or TMR sticks and lack of haptic feedeedback wirelessly on pc
>>736256856I want to use this while browsing the web in bed and earbuds make my ears really fucking hurt if I wear them for too long
>>736260249>the problem with the dualsense is the lack of Hall Effect or TMR sticksFor me it's the durability issues with its triggers. I'm on my third controller now, least warranty from Sony covered the prior two.
>>736260903why the fuck would they use those ugly colors on that M button instead of the PS color scheme
>>736257224is there any PC game that uses gyro?
>>736255883They're delaying it a year because sam Altman is a faggot and drove up prices by writing IOUs that he backed out of. Lol
>>736261069you can use gyro on pretty much whatever you want. you can assign left right input to gyro and rotate your controller around like a steering wheel and play racing games if you want.
>>736255883>no adaptive triggers>ditched the two stage triggersI get input parity with the Steam Deck, but considering this whole shebang would be expensive as fuck, I'm not very happy about this.
>>736255883I want it so badly I even started a list of video games to play with it once I get my hands on it
>>736260903Just bought this oneWhy are symetrical pads so rare
>>736255883I sent an email to gaben about it, asking for it to be released even if the steam cube is delayed. We'll see.
>>736256967Every feature you can think of and then some.
>>736256967it's a controller that isn't neutered for consolecucks
Not sure if this is the right thread, but is it possible to map the Quick Access Menu to any of the extra buttons on the 8bitdo Ultimate Wireless 2 directly from the system itself, so it isn't just game specific?pls help frens. i can't find an answer anywhere.
>>736256212PLEASE I WANT IT SO BAD I HAVE MONEY SET ASIDE FOR IT PLEASE VALVE LET ME GIVE YOU MONEY
>>736262589https://x.com/SadlyItsBradley/status/2039834906885312922#m
>>736262707GIVE GIVE GIVE
>>736259698It kills me that they never did a revision to fix those issues. I used mine until the sticks needed a deadzone greater than 50%, it needed to be constantly plugged in because it's die instantly on battery, and the cable needed to be wedged in place because the charging port was too worn to hold it.
>>736255883in the bin where it belongs
>>736263926so your home? lmao
I just want to play madden in my living room is that too much to ask
>>736255883I literally cannot wait any longer. I need it now. I want comfy Crimson Desert fucker. I'll literally burn down Gabe's yacht.
>>736255883>gimmick shit>awful d-padJust get a vader 5 pro nigga
