Well, what about Shepard?
>>736256229What about the droid attack on the Wookies?
>>736256229>WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP AND TELL EVERYONE HOW YOU GOT PINK-EYE?
>>736256229He reported to the ship as soon as possible. We'll bang, ok?
>>736256229I SHAPOSE THAT'S OFF THE TABLE AS WELL
>>736256229>she... grew up in the colonies
>>736256440I care about you Ash- MIRANDA. DAMMIT
>>736256603YOU FUCK YOUNG BOYS, VALDEZ?!?!
>>736256567Over 9000 Batarian penises, and all of them raping Shepard.
>>736256787LIES. Femshep belongs to Turian cock.
>>736256229>He played the wrong PC version
>>736257528Shepard is a xenophile, there isn't an alien tentacle or other appendage she hasn't had inserted into her.
>>736256229>Well, what about Shepard?>Earthborn, but no record of his family>doesn't have one. He was raised on the streets, learned to look out for himself>he saw his whole unit die on Akuze, he could have some serious emotional scars>every soldier has scars. Shepard's a survivor>is that the kind of person we want protecting the galaxy?>that's the only kind of person who *can* protect the galaxy>I'll make the call...
>Ah yes, "Mass Effect 5." The return to form that would supposedly save BioWare. We have dismissed that claim.
>>736257613360 had his reflection in the window. Point of fact, 360 version had ray tracing
>>736257613ME1 > LE1 Trust the experts (me)
>>736257613I was happy when EA bought Bioware because I knew Mass Effect would escape 360 jail.I was so naïve. So naïve!
>>736257929The jank fixies are nice actually. Original gun play was poo I couldn't wait to get to 2 every play through.
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>>736257810This never happened.
>>736257810That's porn fanfiction, her love for Turian cock is actually in the game.
>>736258383It's not okay.
>>736258703>>736258761Dude trust me, she was featured in Fornax magazine.
>>736257929No, I was talking about ME1 alone. If you have the "2007" version off Steam, you're playing the wrong port. If you're playing the (2007) version off EA, you're playing the wrong port.If you see the >>736257613when you boot up the game? You're playing the best version of ME1, and you can still get it with a Disc Drive in your computer, or find an ISO somewhere, but if you don't play that version, you're playing the wrong ones.
>>736258841That launcher is literally in the game files for the Steam version. You just double click it and it opens. It's the same version.
Wrex...
>>736257528Shep is all about that krogan cock, soooo gooood!
>>736258828Hanar porn is very good and in most places of the extranet it is considered SFW.
>>736259675bullSHITCSec Cyber Division busted m- my buddy Jeff for downloading 8TB of it
>>736256567Stop being a faggot.
>>736261474no u
>>736256567>>736257528>>736256787>was making so much good hanar-femshep implied tentacle rape clips>elon cut me offall in all it was for the better, I was using too much time on it
that's some incredibly foul sloppa
>>736261474It's just all Mass Effect fans who are left. That's what BioWare got out of including the gays.Straight males gave up after the shitshow of ME3, and all that's left are gay kink fetishists who wanna goon to oversized futas.
