I just want a Jurassic Park game that's not a Park Sim, ya know?
>>736268925King Kong managed to get a good video game. Why not JP?
whatever happened to that one from years ago with the ugly indian girl protagonist?
when i was a little kid, dinosaurs were my favorite thing in the world. as an adult i have zero interest in dinosaurs and i have no interest in jurassic park movies.
I had that ps1 game as a kid where you play as the T-Rex in the first level destroying everything and then as the velociraptor on the second one doing plataforming and shit and that's where i stopped
>>736269197Hasn't been canceled yet, apparently just still being worked on.For now.
I am the only person that played (and enjoyed) this game
I just want a Jurassic Park game that's a good Park Sim, ya know?
Lego JP?
Imagine a metroidvania like Kong Survivor Instinct but with big dinos and raptors.
>>736269420Theres 4 already.
>>736269618I did play that and I thought it was fine.
>>736268983It was good at the time but it aged terribly by today's standards.
>>736268925here ya go
>>736270716>that file nameidgi
>>736270750Dinosaurs are liberal elitist propaganda that goes against Christ
>>736270716This final puzzle was bullshit, I saved up those Rockets for nothing!
>>736269391>Chads Island Sounds like a homo WEG
>>736268925I was only 10 when I saw this on release day, and even then I knew it was BS. Now it's so bad its kino
>>736271157I like 3 more than Lost World and it's certainly better than the World movies.
>>736270716I played that and it was fucking kino. Unfortunately I never made it past level 3 on account of being a retarded 7 year old
>>736271235I still like the first trilogy, and I can put up with World. But the fifth one pretty much ruined the franchise for me. Never again.1 > 2 > 3 >>> WorldThe other ones do not exist to me. Simple as.
For me, its the Lost World PS1 game and Lost World SEGA Arcade
>>736268925why did they never do alien isolation, but jurassic park?
>>736268925never everhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hdkmGLO0vQ
>>736270835fuck off well-poisoning child-molesting troon
1 >> 2 > World > 3 >>> the rest
>>736271524That's what the upcoming(?) Jurassic Park Survival is supposed to be.https://youtu.be/UinsNBOTNyU?si=bLwT5LmvDUhh2krF
>>736272830SUPERIOR LIMB-BASED SHOOTAN
>>736271423>>736272160Jurassic Park Lost World got worse for me over time, mostly because I hate Sarah and Nick.Roland Tempo is still cool as fuck, though.
>>736268925What do you make as a game while incorporating the main conceit of the series, which is a theme park (or a secluded place) with dinosaurs?
>>736271423The first movie is the only good film.Also, obligatory Triceratops Trot posting: https://youtu.be/g1EGNaPTACc?si=r7hfnGYN6HR7YwPW
>>736272995Shooter where you play as Muldoon and hunt the Raptors and T-Rex with his SPAS-12 Shotgun and his Rocket Launcher (from the book).
>>736273114Fun and cool idea.
>>736268925You're in luck. This just in!
>>736269391https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56SCv_7wkiU
>Rebirth DLC for Evolution 3 going to be announced next weekI really want to see how they pull off the Distortus rex and Mutadon in the game. Is Mutadon going to be an Aviary species? How is D. rex going to fight and hunt things?
modded minecraft is the best you can get
>>736275459Woah, woah, woah, what the fuck is this, where has dinosaur Minecraft been hidingThat's crack for children and manchildren
>>736271929>trying to pretend an average evangelical isn't exactly like thisThey also worship Israel.
i want a jp park creator game that isn't a dlc simulator
>>736276107?
>play turok expecting a comfy time shooting some dinos>suddenly dinos shooting lasers at meshit game
>>736273114Unrelated but been loving Muldoon’s log
We need a remake of this, with all the new canon dinosaurs, updated movie designs for the canon dinosaurs, more brand-new dinosaurs, stages from all seven films and Camp Cretaceous and Chaos Theory, expanded gameplay, side modes, etc. And a campaign mode where the final boss is the Distortus rex.
>>736272160>3>below any of the WorldsYou're a tourist if you genuinely believe this.
>>736276595Loving the series as well, but I'm actually starting to dislike how cautious and smart he is in them when he ends up going out like a rookie in the movie.
>>736277641>remake of WarpathYe->adding World and the gay cartoon shitNo.
>>736276595Oh, yeah. Those have been great. Granted, it should be really obvious to everyone there what the hell is going on, but we can't have them connect the dots yet.
>>736277705Maybe if this combines movie and book canon, we might see him blow up a raptor or two.
played the shit out of this
>>736277790>AddingGiganotosaurus and Suchomimus are in the game, decades before Dominion and Chaos Theory came out.
>>736274984>steam version with drmsorry, i will only play the gog version or emulate it
>>736277852I actually don't want him interacting with raptors more than he has already.Even though they're adding novel elements it's clear it's still supposed to be set in the movie universe and it's kinda triggering my autism to have him get so much experience around the raptors and still ending up making the mistakes he does in the films.
>>736277913And you want them to look like their ugly World versions which is gay and reddit.
just remake Dino Crisis like Resident Evil 2, why is this so hard for capcom? its basically free money
>>736278024Yes, I want the Jurassic franchise creatures to look like they do in the Jurassic franchise.
>>736277981Hey, it's not Muldoon's fault the Raptors are basically fucking with him for kicks at this point.
>>736268925I want to play as the dinosaur and eat people
>>736278092>Waiter, I want shit and piss on my steak, please.
I want a Jurassic Park game where you're just a maintenance worker trying to do his job before the park opens.
Fuck you. Operation Genesis needs an update. That was the first game I "hacked" as a kid when I modified the values for maximum allowed guests, dinos, etc.
>>736278148>my personal opinions are facts and you will worship them!Quit being such a little bitch.
>>736278126I mean whatever it's not canon anyway, but I just think stuff like that should be taken into account more.
>>736278303>cried the World fag because somebody isn't worshipping his shit opinion
>>736278354>i don't want the canon animals to look like they do in canon because one of the movies makes me piss and shit myself
>>736278418World isn't canon though?
>>736278309It's the unfortunate reality of dealing with canon. There's only so few characters we can use to look at Jurassic Park before the events of the movie and outside of creating an OC, Muldoon is the most interesting. Granted, the Telltale game used Gerry Harding.
>>736268925Why velociraptors crave human men?
>>736268983JP has Operation Genesis and that one arcade game. Really it should be a cakewalk to make a game where you play as some mercenary trapped on Sorna or a new island and you have to survive on limited supplies against old and new prehistoric creatures. Hell if you’re worried about breaking peoples loose perception of canon, then make up some new island and say Biosyn cloned animals there.
>>736273114I swear Steven Spielberg wanted his character dead because he was white.
>>736278431According to who?
>>736278538Because they are all quite literally, horny bitches.
>>736278602Everyone with working eyes and a brain.
>>736278712Lost World and III aren't canon either.
>>736278738Ah, you're one of those redditors, that explains it.
World isn't THAT bad. We did get to see a fully opened park. It's just that A, there's no way people would get sick of seeing Dinosaurs and B, everything with the Indominus rex and Dr. Wu was stupid.
>>736278795Shit movies aren't canon, that's what you said.
>>736278867The Indominus rex was simply an expansion of themes from the novel where Wu and Hammond argue about modifying/altering the dinosaurs along with Crichton's entire "bioengineering is the new nuclear weapon" mindset. Along with the well-used trope of the military seeking creatures, monsters, and aliens to turn into bioweapons.
>>736278878I said World wasn't canon.So this is the reading comprehension of a World fag? No wonder you like it. Thanks for admitting they're shit though.
>>736278867World is "fun" but stupid in that goes against the message of the first two films while ruining Hammond's arc by trying to justify its existence by saying it was his dying wish.It was The Force Awakens before The Force Awakens.
>>736278974Why isn't World canon? Why does it make you so angry?
>>736279041>that goes against the message of the first two filmsLife found a way in all three films.
>>736279048Shit characters, shit writing, shit narrative, shit dinosaur designs, shit music.
>>736279101Okay.
>>736278961The problem is Wu is actively working on a super dinosaur weapon that WILL break out on an island he is currently on, despite knowing that people would demand answers and immediately look at the Chief Researcher, which is Wu. He murdered dozens of people and fully expected everyone to be more interested in his work than to drag his ass into a courtroom. Granted, his only punishment was his reputation was destroyed and he had his doctor title stripped away.
>>736279129Glad that's settled.
>>736279085>Malcom's quip was the message>not the context in which the quip was warrantedOh no.
The Evolution games are awesome and have only gotten better with each installment.
>>736269212Thanks for sharing.
>>736279282Shame that a lot of the new dinosaur designs suck and don't look like they fit in with the OG trilogy, but that's what mods are for. They really are fun, though.
>>736272995Basically, Alien Isolation, but in a jungle with dinosaurs. So, basically that vaporware game they've shown like once with the pajeeta, just without the pajeeta.
Message from Dr. Grant
>>736279336Eh, most of them are still inaccurate in several ways. Real life does suck, I agree.
>>736272942Now show it in motion. No thanks.
>>736279048It wasn't written by Crichton.
>>736279520This, too.Even JPIII got Crichton involved for a bit.
>>736279282Prehistoric Kingdoms still mogs though.
>>736269391I had a blast with it as a child if you wanna know senpai
>>736276242>dinos with laser cannons>robots>aliensturok was badass
It's time to apologize.
>>736279808No, Sarah and Nick still suck.
>>736279808I've come around to the idea that 3 might actually be better than 2.
>>736268925Well? What kind of a game DO you want? Part of the problem is that everybody complains but nobody can provide a good idea of a dinosaur game that would do well.
>>736279570Maybe when it finally gets out of beta.
>>736279964This >>736278246 is something I think would be a really fun idea.
>>736279964NTA, but I want a dinosaur wrangling game that spans the eras of the OG trilogy where you attempt to reclaim the islands and survive.
>>736279136Reminder that the Indominus also isn’t even fully grown.
>>736280059I'm pretty sure this exists. It was an arcade game where you drive around lasso dinosaur to capture them in a lightgun-style cabinet. It didn't get great reviews but I'll try looking for the name.
>>736280059>>736280272Well, I didn't find the game. I did find something similar to what I was thinking about. It's Jambo! Safari, on the Sega Naomi Arcade hardware. Seems like something that would work perfectly for the dino-wrangling type of game, if anyone actually wanted to make it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91b-9q-tPRg
>>736280853Cool find, thanks for trying.
>>736280051>>736278246So you want Viscera Cleanup Detail, but with dinosaur pens?
>>736280923More like Jurassic Park meets Five Nights at Freddy's.
>>736278246Pick your job.
>>736268925We can give you a shitty survival crafting/base building game we can farm out to some 3rd world studio that does that sort of thing. Best I can give you
>>736281251>"What do you mean we don't serve actual Dinosaur Burgers? That's tbe only reason I agreed to work the Vistor Center's Restaurant!"
>>736269212I never got the hype. I was more of a gi joe and little green army men chad from the earliest
>>736281251Fixed that image for you.
>>736270665Name them
>>736281338>What do you mean it's not chili and sea bass?
>>736281371KEK
>>736272949>that filenameWrong.
>>736276057Back to /pol/
>>736281371I guarantee you if the dinos break out those other ladies are next on the menu.
>is the closest we'll ever get to an official Jurassic Park survival horror game
>>736281782In the movies, the pilot always survives and the admin always gets their ass out despite all the incompetence. I'd say the waitress is either the protagonist or the assigned adult with the protagonists, so they get out as well. Not reasonable, but most of the movies aren't either.>>736281615>I HOPE THESE DINOS HAVE AN ICE TIME!
>>736268925I remember being scared of the Jurassic Park SNES game as a kid. I can’t remember we if it was actually scary or I was just a retarded child.
>>736281984I just played it for the first time back in December and you were right to be scared. The T. rex that popped out in certain locations in the overworld and just the general ominous music and dark areas in the first person parts would have made me shit my pants as a child.
>ctrl+f>Cadillacs&Dinosaurs>0 resultsAll my disgust
>>736281984The game had a lot of jumpscares, and there were big parts of the game that were awkward first-person sections. So I certainly could see a kid jumping in their seat when walking around and a raptor jumped out in front of them.
Why dont the guys that made alien isolation make a Jurassic park survival horror
>>736282063>Jurassic Park thread>"where's (not Jurassic Park)???"
>>736282171>make jurassic park thread asking for jurassic park that is not jurassic park>''what about not jurassic park?''>*reddit filename.jpeg epic animeem reaction*
>>736282347>misreads the OP and embarrasses himself
>>736282451Cadillacs&Dinosaurs is literally what OP is asking for between his discord erps and cocksucking sessions .The only embarrasment here is that none of even knew the game existed let alone had the thought cross your feeble anime rotted brains to mention it by name,that is to say before I deigned to reveal it to you in all my majesty and mercy and yet somehow you still think you have a leg to stand on and make snyde replies.
>>736282679It would appear that C&D fans are very stable and not fragile at all whenever they aren't immediately a part of the topic at hand.Thank you for taking the time to relay this from all the way up there on your very tall horse, friend.
>>736282679I'm assuming that OP meant more recent games. The only Jurassic Park/Jurassic World games coming out now have been various park sim games. I have to assume that OP is either talking about recent games or is just retarded, because there were a ton of lightgun Jurassic Park games and a ton of platformer Jurassic Park games that came out when the movie was popular, along with the SNES version which was well known.I've not played Cadillacs & Dinosaurs, but Capcom made great beat-em-ups and I'm sure C&D was another one.
>in 25 years there have been 7 Jurassic Park park sims>only 2 of them are goodGrim.
The isle is probably what most are looking for in a non park sim dino game. It's spiritually jurassic park, just wish it had better financial backing.
>>736282817I AM NOT CRAZY!!I am not crazy!I know he made the thread to ask about Cadillacs&Dinosaurs.I KNOW he did it to distract me from posting about Jurassic Park.As if i could ever make such a mistake.NEVER EVER!I just can't prove it.He covered his tracks.He even posted Dino Crisis and Trespasser to do so.You think this is bad?He's done worse.Warpath?!Are you kidding me?You're telling me anyone even played that piece of shit after 25 years let alone post about it in here?!HE ORCHESTRATED IT!And i replied to the thread..he playing us all for fools.He'll never be caught.I should've stopped him when i had the chance.
>>736276595The secret sneaky raptors bit that has been going on troughout the series is getting a bit silly at this point.
