(You) are playing His game, right?
>Christians dont care if Jesus is parodied or given the spotlight in media>islamics want to kill you for just uttering the name of their pedophile prophetI dont know if this makes christians spineless or more laid back and less insecure.
>check reviews>some schizo keeps spamming a list of bible quotes und reviewslmao
>>736281670Waiting for the fitgirl repack
I am
Spoiler warning!Feels like I'm close to the end dunno why
>>736281731I support Israel.
>>736284321Jesus dies at the end
>>736281731You describe islamics as Maga supporters.
>>736281731Christianity has fanatics, they're just a toothless minority that has no financial support.Islam never had an enlightenment equivalent. They're basically operating at a 16th century level when it comes to religion. "Play pretend with us or die" backed by the government.
He said the thing!
>>736281670>talking, talking, talking until the police execute youZzzzzz>spreading your influence among the slaves of Rome, influencing an emperor to convert 300 years after you died>Barbarian popes spend 1000 years forcefully converting Europe until you supplant all of their gods>Imperialism converts an entire fucking continent of previously unknown natives to worship you 1600 years after you diedReal shit.Jesus' story is a snoozefest. Christianity itself is the real interesting thing, with an actual history we can look at.
>>736284523his fucking face as he utters that
Lmao at this bundle
>>736281670No I haven't played the false Prophet of videogames.
Its getting real
>>736284432Most of the people in charge of the government currently truly believe the war being waged right now is instrumental in making Jesus come back to earth so they can kick off the apocalypse
Bros...
>>736281670>Jesus: “Why do you call me good? No one is good but God alone..............................
>>736281670why beetles though?
>After credit scene with black and white recap>Somber guitar music playingC I N E MAroughly four hours playtime, 7/10, it's aight
>>736281670Daily reminder this game was made by the ex president of Tripwire Games, the guy in charge of Killing Floor because he was kicked out for being against abortions publicly.
>>736285889me on the left
>>736281670im pirating it rnbecause im protestant ofc
Ouch
>>736286015What he doesn't come back in the end?
>>736287445only in cutscene
>>736284432Christian nationalists run America's federal government and more than half of its state governments ATM
>>736285814What the fuck lol
>>736287434And then those same romans became christian and BTFO'd the pagankike rulers, you lost.
Hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah
What language did Jesus speak?
based, finna buy and play it unironically
>>736287632probably several
>>736287632Aramaic and Latin
>>736287632Aramaic, "hebrew" is a recent invention.
>>736281731There was a time where there was a movement to make depictions of Jesus illegal but it was utterly crushed when this girlboss correctly pointed out all the Iconoclasts were borrowing their talking points from Muslims and were heavily influenced by Islamic ideas.
>>736287493>Christian nationalists run AmericaNot a single one of them christian nor nationalist.
>>736287434How did the people who killed Christ become the defacto face of Christianity? With their own religious state?
>>736287493The Likud coalition is Jewish fren
Jesus and Mohammed was schizophrenic.People were just that dumb to follow them due to underdeveloped brain and living in desert.
>>736289460Mohammed was a schizophrenic warlord who experienced no miracles had no prophecy telling of his coming. Jesus was God incarnate, preformed multiple miracles, and had his coming written in the first line of the bible.
Brainwashed by the Demiurge itt
>>736281670Christ is King!
>>736289991>falling for a centuries old heresy invented by the devilGet behind me, Satan
>>736281670I don't really care for meme games
>>736281670Brilliant. This person will make tons of money.
Beware Jewsus is the Dajjal!
>>736281670Spoiler: Jesus fucking dies
>>736290159You will forever be trapped Archon slave
>>736287495They've been at it since the war started, saying shit like no supporting it is against Christ and with the war Trump will bring salvation and so on.
I love Jesus!
>>736290230It's OK, he gets better
>>736290253I don't believe in an Antichrist but if there were going to be one Trump would definitely make the most sense with how he's worshipped by so-called Christians despite being so blatantly un-Christian
>>736281670nude mods when
>>736290560why even joke about that?
CJ(esus) mod when?
>FPS (first person savior) game>no gunsI'll wait for the sequel
>>736290628I want the Jesussy bad
>>736281731>spineless or more laid backThere are tons of both types of Christians
>>736285889Me on the right.
>>736287825>LatinGreek
>>736284363Spoil that next time!
>>736290807Wwhat's the difference? They're both of Roman heritage and descent.
>>736284432>Christianity has fanatics, they're just a toothless minority that has no financial support.1/3rd of Americans are Evangelical Christians, a plurality.>Islam never had an enlightenment equivalent. They're basically operating at a 16th century level when it comes to religion. True, but Islam is 600 years younger than Christianity, so they're more on a 14th century level. Before the enlightenment or the reforms caused by the Protestant schism.
>>736284432>Islam never had an enlightenment equivalent.The "enlightenment" ended up killing Christianity. Christianity won't survive past this century, at least here in Europe. I am quite curious as to whether or not Muslims can keep Islam while getting their own version of the enlightenment. Can Muslims successfully bridge the gap between the physical and the metaphysical? I am curious to see if they can do it, but I highly doubt it. I'm not seeing any prominent Muslim thinkers yet who are discussing this or creating any type of works around this. They'll probably go the way of the Turks and end up secularizing just like us Europeans. I'm afraid all religions won't make it for very long. We will be soulless husks without any spiritually in the future.I always wondered if we as humans can keep our religion yet embrace science and progress as well? Can there be a balance there? Is this even possible? We Europeans chose to go the extreme and kill religion.
>>736287882You might be surprised to learn we have famous books written in Hebrew that are thousands of years old.
>>736281731>jesus teaches forgiveness and people are surprised when things are forgiven>some fundamentalist looney says you’re going to hell one too many times and people reject god altogetherits so tiresome
I appreciate the devs effort and I really wish there were more games that are impartial to Christianity (instead of being a caricature of some beaten dork’s parents) but man you can really tell this guy was supposed to be some kind of turnip farmer>>736281731>spinelessIt’s a difficult line to ride when your instructions are basically to be mature, control yourself, take the high road, not slaughter people, ect. Jesus was very optically intelligent and his methods were extremely successful, before all the Tel Aviv propaganda set in.
>muslim enlightenment
>>736291512supposedly the spread of the internet across the muslim world has been leading to more open discussion about islam and questioning its teachings where irl it is unsafe for most people. but i doubt unless more world leaders become actually secular rather than scholars there won’t be a real change> I always wondered if we as humans can keep our religion yet embrace science and progress as well? Can there be a balance there? Is this even possible?i’ve been seeing and reading people discuss wokeism/social justice taking the place of religion since it share various things like unquestionable authority, original sin, redemption, leaps of faith, etc. the book i read wasnt even chud coded and renamed the ideology because he hated the alt right
What's with the recent upsurge of Christial larping from the rightwingers?
>>736291603Both of those go hand in hand though... You ARE quite literally going to hell without Christ. How are you going to actually preach the gospel along with why you need Salvation and what from without eventually having to mention Hell?Just to give a comparison; you will have to tell a child eventually that they shouldn't put their hand up on a stove when it's running because it will burn them and that will hurt, then they might question it further from there like "okay but why / how does that burn me?"How are you going to share the gospel without ultimately having to explain the reason as to why God did all that and why Salvation is necessary because you, along with everyone else quite literally sinned by breaking His law and will send themselves to Hell as a consequence of said sin? They're both intertwined.
>>736292063>recent
Anyone know the code to enable God Mode?
>>736292243YHWH
Our Father, which art in heaven,Hallowed be thy Name,Thy kingdom come,Thy will be done,On earth as it is in heaven.Give us this day our daily bread.And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.And lead us not into temptation,But deliver us from evil.For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever.Amen--always been my favorite prayer, ever since I was a little kid. Because it reminded me that my dad had a 'father' as well, as did every man boy and anon. We all answer to something greater, have a good day anon. The best video game is played with Christ over your shoulder saying good job as you rev a teammate.
oh I actually prefer the trespassers one-Our Father, who art in heaven,hallowed be thy name,thy kingdom come,thy will be done,on earth as it is in heaven.Give us this day our daily bread.And forgive us our trespasses,as we forgive those who trespass against us.And lead us not into temptation,but deliver us from evil.For thine is the kingdom, the power, and the glory,for ever and ever.Amen.-fuck debtors
>>736292063Christian Nationalists replaced the New Atheism movement from the 2000s and early 2010s. Remember how faggots like The Amazing Atheist, Dawkins and those other atheists were the coolest fucking guys ever back then? Well, they've all been abandoned now in favor of Christian LARPers like Jordan Peterson (who pretends to be Christian).
>>736292346>For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory,ARE YOURS But you almost got it gj
>>736292063>recent upsurgeDoes your memory of the world only start in 2014?
>>736281670I am on my second run, trying to unlock the route where the Sadducees submit to my doctrines
>>736281670By the way this is blasphemy, anyone playing this or watching the jesus tv show is NOT going to heaven
>>736292063I know (you) are baiting but I can't believe there's people who actually think this when Christianity has always made up the overwhelming majority of the western right (and it even used to make up the overwhelming majority of the western left before being replaced by the race/sexuality/women cult)
>>736290253Since before, anon. Since way before. Bush invaded Iraq based on this stupid notion, and before Bush you had Reagan thinking the same thing but with Russia in the role of the bad guys that need to be defeat for Christ to return.
>>736292914Okay, Satan. Whatever you say.You still lost and are going to Hell with no way out of that whatsoever.
>>736292914proof?
I feel there is an immense lost opportunity where they should have included the gnostic and other banned manuscripts as a choice for players to pursue.
>>736292914not how it works, mutt
>>736285814Other way around. They believe that kicking off the apocalypse will make Jesus come back. I'm not sure if they're stupid enough to think that they'll be rewarded for doing that, but they're stupid enough to try.
>>736292982This only works when it's a dude defying bad laws, not a black person raping someone.
>>736293121But that's not the point of the game.It's meant to be a retelling of the Bible in some type of interactive form, not preach a false gospel to people.
>>736293116>anything involving christianity >asking for proof
>>736293208Its like Evangelion where the super elites and glowniggers clone aliens so they can jumpstart the apocalypse but only so they’re on top.
>>736293041Bush invaded iraq for a lot of reasons.His dad owed a lot of money to Saudi "investors" same as the Clintons and they pressured his government as they wanted saddam dealt with.Israel who was behind 9/11 pushed that because they always want a constant war in the middle east to justify their existence, and constant need for billions of dollars, to America. Despite being caught attacking and undermining Americans constantly they need to keep pushing the narrative they're the good guys.This weird religion bullshit was just how his people talked him into something he personally didn't want to do.
>>736293265Ah, so you have no proof then. Okay, as expected.I accept your concession. Now you can stop posting before you further embarrass yourself.
>>736293257I just want to see my Cosmic Jesus going up the Seven Heavens or going down the Underworld to battle daemons and broing Plato, bro. Or then the cool adventures of his twin brother, Thomas.
>>736293321I wasn't the dude who posted about going to hell lmaoI just thought it was funny that you're asking for proof in a thread about christfags
>>736293116It's idolatry, which goes against the second commandment.
>>736281670I am playing His game every day. That "game" is just a cash grab by people no more involved in His plans than I am.
>>736293445How? No one is worshiping the video game.
>>736285098Thief from Thief Simulator is actually crucified next to Jesus in this game. It's all very genius.
>>736292063Where the fuck have you been the past two decades
>>736293445do you even know what idolatry means?
>>736293595>t. satan's most loyal retard
>>736293595Its always funny whenever people start talking about idolatry and icons like theyre actually so retarded they'd worship an idol like its a god. Nobody truly does this short of 80 iq retards who cannot understand basic vessel and iconography meant to inspire prayer, its the same as not understanding basic intercession while threatening everyone will go to hell.
>>736292982He was actually very lawful and repeatedly told the Jews they couldn’t just kill wypipo and they had to follow the Roman law, including the oppressive ones, and even go above and beyond to actually defeat it. The Jews hated that so they had to trick the Romans into doing it. Jesus would probably tell BLM to not just comply, he would tell them to do it with a smile and positive attitude and if whitey beat them down to let it happen and not kill wypipo or burn cars in response. He’s right btw, if they did that their problems would be solved in a generation or two.
>>736293595>Jesus runs out of manaHe is the Son of God. He >LITERALLY does not run of mana, have you not read the Bible? Or played the video game?
Why does Jesus only save jews?
>>736294328>And do not think you can say to yourselves, ‘We have Abraham as our father.’ I tell you that out of these stones God can raise up children for Abraham. The ax is already at the root of the treesHe doesn’t, viper scum.
>>736294328What do you mean?The entire point of Christ's sacrifice on the cross is so that ANYONE would be able to be saved, that includes gentiles as well, who through faith in Him get adopted into God's family and is now considered one of "God's Chosen" as well.
>>736281670jew psyop
>>736294328He doesn't, though.The Jerusalem Temple, for example, back then existed as the only place you could confess your sins, make your animal sacrifices to God, and pray for forgiveness. Jew only.Jesus came to the world as the last sacrifice ever, to repent us of our sins, and make the whole world faithful of God.
>>736290073Of kikes
>>736294521sure Yusef
>>736281731I care but if I want my sins forgiven I need to forgive the sins of others instead of chimping out
>>736287434Roman that stabbed Jesus converted to his following so did Rome. In the end he won you lost.
>>736284363Fortunately its only for 3 days
>>736294328I mean all of the twelve apostles were jewsDid Jesus ever save someone who wasn't a jew?
>>736294821Matthew 15:21
>>736294821Everyone around Him was a Jew so it's a moot point that He only saved Jews.
>>736290230He'llBeBack
>>736281731>>Christians dont care if Jesus is parodied or given the spotlight in mediahow clueless are you?
>>736294821He healed the child of that Centurion guard who came to Him and confessed Him as his Lord.
>>736295052Now I'm curious if there is art of Jesus dressed as the Terminator
>eastern mythology>uppity magical monkey dude with crazy superpowers converts to Buddhism>pagan European mythology>flawed but enigmatic god-men clash in epic dramas and tragedies>christian mythology>God incarnated in the flesh dresses like a bum, rides around on a donkey, and clones fish exactly one time, then gets killed by the government.
>>736294521I never understood this comparison when modern day jews despise Jesus to their guts, in the 1920’s when migrating to the US they refuse to use the plus sign because it reminds them of the cross even now they walk around in Israel while spitting at anyone who is Christian.
>>736290230Keep reading you’re gonna love what happens next
>>736295174Ruling a nation called Israel has to be the most insanely powerful political plot device ever. Unfortunately for Ben he’s starting to go senile and he can’t stop outright talking smack about Jesus live on air so he’s starting to lose control of the narrative
>>736295121You should read more. Christian mythology is incredible rich, specially because it was Greek as fuck. You've Seven Heavens and Four Hells with comics being guarding each realms, and armies of daemons and archons duking it out. Then you've Cosmic Jesus going to several stages of evolution/devolution as disguises so he can play the bum
>>736295413Is this not all fanfic?
>>736295121probably because the gospels are actual eyewitness testimony historical evidence and not entertainment
>>736295475The Roman Church doesn't like most of what i talked about, but the ancient Christian, including the Apostles and Church Fathers, lived with these ideas. Paul talks about Christ being in the third heaven, for example. Cosmic Jesus is a fact.
>>736295413>dood muh religion is like DOOMno it’s not, you’re writing fanficThe idea of a dark, fiery underworld filled with hideous monsters is pagan.Christian “demons” are just fallen angels. Their sin was pride in substituting god’s judgement for their own. They’re not fucking Diablo raid bosses.
>>736295660Tell that to the Essenes and their Belial Prince leading the army of darkness shit.
>>736295413>christianity is like this>proceeds to not describe Christianity at all
>>736295597First heaven is the skySecond is spaceThird is heaven heaven
>>736287493Shalom!
>>736295504>eyewitness testimony>written down 80 years after the factThat’s what I like to call hearsay
>>736295967no it was actually most likely written within the lifetime of the witnesses.
>>736295967That is just how it was back in the day.
>>736285853they will see the truth one day inshallah
>>736295967That's just the earliest manuscripts we have, but P52 is obviously not the source document so assuming that as the earliest date is silly
>>736294821Yes, but besides that, why does the doctor spend more time in the ICU if not for the people in it being the most sick, and it being closest to him in proximity for the work to start?A lot of people are retarded and act as if God has a bias to Jews, the bias is there insofar as they're retarded, evil and stiff-necked, much like the doctor in oncology being near the patient who is about to die.
>>736294593
>>736296327>they will see the truth one day inshallah
>>736291512>Muslim>EnlightmentGood luck keeping your head attached to your neck
>>736295967What if the jews burned everything before that? And once everyone else dies they found the original in a data hoarder's house and copied it.
>>736289101The same way Europe is going to be a bunch of Muslim countries by the end of the century.
