>son, these computer games are no good for you! Now come and watch 4 hours of sports ball with your family
sport builds shared identitymantoddler digital toys on your goybox only build scoliosis and carpal tunnel as well as autism
>>736281884>go watch sports ball with them>no one talks with each other, just drink beer and comment on the gamegod, i love social interaction.
>>736281941>you see, son, our people have the shared identity of watching niggers running after balls
false dichotomy
>>736281884>anon, i know you're busy, but i need you to travel 3 hours to come see us and watch reruns of 9-1-1 while your step dad snores loudly on the couch
>>736281884Watching some sportsball isn't that bad when you've got the gist of how the game works. At least football and baseball. If you're a godless foreigner and watch soccer then I don't know what to tell you. I guess basketball's alright too, but at the professional level it feels like it's more of a solved game than the other two but I also probably don't grasp the strategy as much as I do in the others either
>>736282376>seeing family members for anything but free babysitting over the age of 30pfffft lmao
>>736281941>>736282229BTFO
>>736282376That's someone's life btw
>>736282618>over the age of 30anon, i...i'm a zoomer...
>watching other people play sports>watching other people play videogames>watching other people have sexliterally cuckolding
I used to laugh at my dad for being exactly this until my brother became a retarded dopamine addict who literally cannot go more than a day without playing a live service slop game.
>>736281884football is boring as shit. at least in vidya you can pretend you're having fun.
>>736282706Obviously anything in excess is bad. I know guys who spend hundreds on sports packages and treat it like a religion where they absolutely can't miss a game
I see extended family twice a year, and that's for Thanksgiving and Christmas. It's excruciating, but it's only twice a year. My aunt and uncle don't really bother me that much, but my cousins are so anti-social it's deplorable. And there is something wrong with each of them. All girls, and each one I feel like has autism. One of them is a lesbian who I think is dating a black chick. The other is like mentally stunted or some shit. She doesn't talk and her parents treat her like she's 12 even though she's 17. The oldest one is a bloated landwhale who just had a kid with her sociopathic deadbeat husband. The older I've gotten, the more I've realized a lot of people have nothing to do with their family. It's actually quite common. I've met people who haven't seen their family in 10+ years. They just don't anything for the holidays, and for them it's a regular day, which is how I always looked at it. I just want to stay inside and play video games all day.
>>736282706Looking at senior citizens playing slot machines is depressing too though.
Your family is ultimately the only kinship you have, don't make the mistake only the modern man can make, anons.
>>736281884Sportsball can be enjoyable when consumed with a familial unit. Unfortunate if you never experienced it.
>>736282378You should try watching hockey too. Yes, technically not a ball, but still.
You can't just call it heckin SPORTSBALL. It's a real physical activity which I never do and instead watch my local town's hero Ngubu bukkaked in advertisements in between commercials and get hype for the expensive commercials they show in the championship series
Your dad is based, you should have watched sportsball with him. And then played video games afterwards.
>>736281941It's a fake shared identity to distract you from any real shared identity.
>>736282376kek I just know that's probably this poster's actual life
>>736282984it's only a slight embellishment on my end lmaotruth be told i just stopped by my folks' place last night because they're halfway between where i live and where my friends live about a state away. but i can't fucking stand these people sometimes. love my family though. wouldn't change it for the world.
>>736281884just like sex, sport is something you should do, not something you watch
Both vidya and sportsball are worthless activities. You should always be making money. If you're not hustling your a faggot.
>sorry dad, i dont watch that goyslop, im a free thinker you see>*boots up the latest live service slop with his friends, proceeds to scream like a chimp and break stuff just like ol dad when his team loses*
>>736281884We really do live in a society
Victor Wembanyama is my goat
>>736281884sportsball is SNCA, dad
>>736281884why onions
>>736281941You're watching grown men run around a field with a childrens toy for 5 hours
>>736282706Could always be worse. Your bro could wind up on the street addicted to fent
>>736281941Why do Americans worship blacks so much?
>>736282378What the fuck is a soccer?
>>736283380because shartyfags are deranged retards who should not be engaged with
>>736281884but I do both?
>>736283785It's what fútɓøł was called 100 years ago and still is in some places.
>>736283141Andrew, get off /v/
You just know a teen made this thread after his dad called him a faggot
Wojak posting should be a bannable offense.
>>736284294It is for the most part. Surprised this thread is still up. Guess nobody bothered reporting it
>>736284446>>736284294Fuck off, squares
>>736284653I'm not against this thread existing, just commenting on how I'm surprised it survived this long. As you were
>>736282376I live only an hour away and my parents insist I stay over every weekend even though I'm in my 30s and haven't lived with them in forever. I managed to talk them down to a half and I did it mostly for my sister anyway and didn't want to start drama where they try to take it out on her or pressure her to get to me. Now that she moved out too I finally started weaning them off the idea that I should be spending all my free time with them by default and argue if "I just want to say home and play videogames" is a good enough excuse.Frankly it would be easier to actually have a girlfriend so I have a good reason to not do stuff with them.
>>736281884No Dad, it’s really gay to watch a bunch of dudes prance around touching a sweaty leather orb.Why don’t you go and seethe some more that Trump won again.
>>736281941Nothing says "this is my people" like watching hired african mercenaries chase after a ball so they can put it in a hole.
>>736281884I look like this, but I don't say this>>736281941I say this, but I don't look like this
>>736281884watching sportsball is boomer's equivalent of watching cuck pornyou watch bunch of niggers playing with their balls for an hour or more while you sit in a cuck chair doing nothing
By age 20 you've already spent 95% of the time you will spend with your parents in your entire life.
>>736281884He was right.
There's only one cool kind of sportsball and it's the kind where you jump 6 foot in the air off someone's back to get a SICK FUCKING MARKFuck you burgeroids with your fake """football""" where you wear fucking armour because you're too much of a pussy to take a hit
>>736281941Yeah that shared identity is cool until your local sports team is sold to another owner and moves across the country.
Were the boomer generation actually right about anything?
>>736285470>Fuck you burgeroids with your fake """football""" where you wear fucking armour because you're too much of a pussy to take a hityeah unlike the "chadmaxxed europeans" who throw themselves at the floor wailing like they're at death's door because an opposing team member caused a slight breeze by running past, since fishing for red cards is simpler than actually kicking the fucking ball.
>>736285523NoCan't think of a single thingCIA did 911. It was the jews but it's close enough I can let it slide
>>736285641SOCCER ISN'T BETTER YOU STUPID BURGERPLAY A REAL FUCKING SPORT
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