What the fuck was Blizzard thinking when they decided to give Protoss women tits? Why the fuck would aliens that have no mouths and feed on sunlight have tits?
>>736283643The simple answer is that Blizzard wasnt as gay as it is today when they were designing the protos
>>736284041More like the modellers left their dicks do their thinking when they were designing the adept model. Them having tits makes zero sense.
>>736283643>Why the fuck would aliens that have no mouths and feed on sunlight have tits?So I could suck on them.
>>736284149Correct. As I said they were less gay back then.
>>736283643do they have horsecocks too
>>736283643I bet you didn't care when they gave Zeratul nipples in WoL.You only started seething at protoss breasts when a female protoss had it because it triggered your anti-straight-male programming.
>>736283643Protoss shouldn't even have a male/female dichotomy. But they sort of shat the bed with that in SC1 with Raszagal.
>>736284797Yeah it probably would have been for the best if they just made them all genderless. It's not like this is mass effect where you can fuck the alien babes anyway
>>736284919Sexual reproduction is highly successful and evolved independently multiple times on Earth, i think it's very likely aliens would also have it.
>>736283643do protoss need bees to procreate?
>>736285040Asexual reproduction also exists and is successful on the exact same planet, i don't see your point.
>>736285040I'm not saying it isn't likely. But the Protoss are portrayed as the most mysterious race in Starcraft so having them reproduce in some other way would feel in line with how they come across in most of the games. Also the Zerg don't sexually reproduce either and they were created by the same entities
>>736283643Female protoss store light in their titties. They shine like the sun.
>>736285040Why would a species so evolved it reached "purity of form" have females.
>>736284149Their tits don’t do the same thing as a human woman’s.
>>736284661Protoss canonically have no orifices at all
>>736284761I found that fucking retarded as well. Protoss having nipples makes zero sense, be it male or female. They aren't mammals, they don't even have mouths.
>>736285302Exactly, but they wouldn't have males. females are the main component in reproduction. they don't need you, just a way to produce sperm. solving the womb problem is much harder.
>>736284630My opposition to protoss tits isn't due to gayness, I see the appeal, my opposition is due to autism and desiring ayy lmao in fiction to make sense in terms of their speculative biology. While tits on a protoss chick are hot to me on the monke level neuron activation, a flat chested protoss girl activates my frontal cortex as well and thus is immensely hotter to me.Essentially, by adding tits to protoss chicks, blizzard made them less hot to me because now their design doesn't make sense
>>736283643They were thinking based
>>736283643>alien from another galaxy? yeah makes sense>BREASTS? OH MY SCIENCE Y'ALL CHUDS
>>736286547See>>736286495
>>736286495have you considered that the starcraft universe has literal gods who design the races and teleological evolutionary traits don't necessarily need to exist?
>>736286631I do, but I consider it to be a copout explanation. If the xell Naga like tits so much to ad them to protoss chick's who clearly have no biological reasons for having them, why didn't they themselves have massive knockers and were instead fat cthulhu knockoffs.Again, my criticism is that blizzard didn't think about the appeal of their protoss designs enough. Flat chested protoss girls would be far hotter than protoss with tits. Form that fits function and all that.
>>736286495Prioritizing your frontal cortex over monkey brain is pretty gay. What has that glorified frontal cortex given you? Being able to grasp at the edges of understanding existance but unable to encapsulate the totality. Nothing but misery and depression, existential dread!
>>736287858Monke brain and frontal cortex working together allows me to appreciate flat chested girls with shapely butts tho
>>736283643>Why the fuck would aliens that have no mouths and feed on sunlight have tits?Because they wanted to make the female characters sexy to make their game sell even better
