>hate story in games>your friend made a really good story for your game>whatever retcon it the very next game>its still not enough>make a 110 million dollar movie>retcon it all again>make it basically a different thing>drop a nuke on yuri shippersNo one does it like him.
i don't hate stories. i actually like them. keeps you something to play towards to. reward completing level is to get the story moving on
>>736285073>>drop a nuke on yuri shippersGiga based
>>736285073>Make great use of subtext and allusions to other works and mythology in your games to craft intriguing, mysterious and ambiguous worlds without relying on gigantic amounts of text dumps and exposition>Get called out as hating stories by brainless morons who need everything spelled out to them and want to feel smart for watching a cutscene that literally explains everything.
>>736285073Unironically based
>>736285073>drop a nuke on yuri shippersif you don't like yuri between sisters you don't really like yuri
>>736285073>a really good story for your gameRosalina's Storybook isn't good. It's just notable for being an actual story in a Mario game, more specifically, one that has some kind of aspect to it beyond bing bing wahoo.
ROCK SOLID PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP
>>736285073>>your friend made a really good story for your game>>whatever retcon it the very next gameWhat is OP referring to? Paper Mario?
>>736286373galaxy 1 and 2 I am guessing but it is pretty generous to say it had a really good story
>NOOOO THE BING BING WAHOO MAN WAS A FULLY FLEDGED CHARACTER WHILE HE TRAVELED ALL THE ZANY LEVELS IN THE 8 WORLDS BEFORE BEATING BOWSER FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME, WHAT DO YOU MEAN MIYAMOTO TOOK ADVANTAGE OF A FUCKING MOVIE TO SPELL OUT MARIOS PERSONALITY AND THAT'S WHY NOW HE CONSIDERS HIM A REAL CHARACTER NOOOOOOOOO AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA UOOOOOOOOOGH
>>736286294It's still good
Who's Yuri?
>>736286492Yurizen
>>736286341That fag stole my pokemon ZA meme
>>736285073Stayed based
>>736285073Based. Total homosexuality death.
>>736285073Maybe your "friend" should have made his own franchise then? Oh, right. He's a hack that can't do anything other than inserting his retarded ideas into other games.
>>736285073Miyamoto Derangement Syndrome
>>736285073Friends with Epstein
>>736285073>make 1 billion dollars>wanna see me do it again?
Another copy paste twitter thread. I hate nu-/v/ who can't have an original thought to save their lives
>>736287497see you in the solid rock twitter post
>>736285073reminder that rosalina's story book is longer than her speaking lines in the movie.
>drop a nuke on yuri shippers>wincestMore like dropping a crate of Viagra and MDMA on them I'd guess
>>736290491>MDMAThat stuff kills your boner dude
>>736290491Lesbians are hot
Is the Peach/Rosalina being related thing supposed to be canon to the games too or just the movies?
>>736291928Canon now
>>736286536What 0 POWER does to a MF.
>>736285073>>drop a nuke on yuri shipperslel, yuri cucks will enjoy it even more now, fucking degenerates
>>736291928Is Chris Pratt Mario canon to Super Mario 64?Is Donald Glover Yoshi canon to Super Mario World?Is crime boss Wart canon to Yume Koujou: Doki Doki Panic?Fucking asking about canon in Mario. He started as a carpenter, became a plumber, was a referee in Punch-Out, was a construction worker in Wrecking Crew, a zookeeper in Donkey Kong 2, a pro golfer, a doctor, Super Mario Bros. 2 USA is literally a dream he's having in bed, Super Mario Bros. 3 is a stage play complete with curtains and props, Yoshi's Island and Super Mario Galaxy 2 are storybooks, Super Mario 64 is a homemade snuff film, he races karts and throws parties with his enemies and participates in the Olympics with an entirely different series.Mario fits whatever role the media needs him in.
>>736285073>>drop a nuke on yuri shippersQRD?
>>736294410sisters
>>736294507Oh Peach and Rosalina are sisters now?Hot
>>736285073>>736294507>drop a nuke on yuri shippersPerformatively on twitter maybe.On their alt accounts they know it just makes it hotter.
>>736294507Even if they're not sisters, then whats the difference? Peach is canonically straight for Mario.
>>736285073>>drop a nuke on yuri shippersI now like him.
