>we need a weak but annoying enemy for our game
>We need a nice and friendly companion for our game
I've never seen a bat in real life before
>we need an enemy to introduce the player to status effects in the first dungeon
>>736286151They're not an American, OP!
>We need a guardian enemy
>we need a weak but alluring enemy for our game
>>736286151>Overall harmless animal, beside being a vector for diseases>Almost always depicted as an enemyWhy? Why do game devs hate bats so much?
>>736286552Bat flew into our kitchen through the open window one time, probably 10-12 years ago. We lived in an apartment on 5th floor.Cute critter, just got itself in a corner all afraid. Scooped it up in a towel and let it fly out. Was my first and only time seeing one in real life too.
>>736286713Holy shit, is this real?
>>736286151>enemy has a 0.0001% chance to give you a debuff that wipes out millions of your species
>>736286151>Game has lootboxes
>>736288193That monkey should be skinneed.
>736288438Seek internal peace anon
>>736286151>we want the rat enemy but flying>say no more, I'll make the call>>736286552I kind of have, but they are hard to spot when flying, more like a shadow or just glimpses near lights. One time I was near an old castle, in autumn, and there were bight lights there, insects gathering around them, so you could kind of see bat shapes hunting them, and also low noises they would make.
>>736288620That cat? Skinned.
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>>736288193i hate small monkeythe way they move and grimace and all that just pisses me off so much i want to kick the living shit out of them
Rats are cute. It's sad to see people mistreat them, even if they are spreaders of disease.
>>736289570>rats spread diseaseoh, so we're back to the medieval days of blaming everything on rats are we
>>736289519>being brownSorry for your lots
>>736287842They're spooky when you see them at night.
>>736289650>brownincorrect
>>736286552One landed on my head and got messed up in my hair when I was a child. It's one of my earliest memories. Also seen a bunch in Austin TX and various caves. They're cute
>>736286552I have seen them in an old post office
>>736288620I like how he stops for a second to look at the axe's head, as if he was fighting his intrustive thoughts
>>736288438>>736289519the little monkey videos always bring out impulsively violent browns, without fail
>>736290078This is me but I'm not a chink.
>>736290331I thought the monkey torture industry was a fad that dissappeared years ago
>>736290534In places like SEA little monkeys are everywhere, obviously those niggers never stopped torturing them
>don't mind me, just pirating that fish
>>736286552But bats have seen you. Many times.
>>736290842Yes, the one biological fact everyone knows about bats is that they have absolutely incredible eyesight
>>736286552theres an overpass you can only go under by boat in my city which houses a flock of tiny ones that look like sparrows from afar. otherwise i dont see them anywhere else. i havent actually been there since i was a child
>>736286552Where I live you can see them flying around eating bugs at dusk. It's kind of cool.
>>736286552>all these Transylvanian posters responding
in my country a bat is called a flappy mouse
>>736291365>calling it a bat? we don't do that IN GERMANY
>>736291365here, it translates to bald mice. makes no sense
Oh hey, this image I saved it relevant for once.
>>736291425There's a decently lengthy section about that on the Wikipedia page for bats https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiroptera#Origine_du_mot_%C2%AB_chauve-souris_%C2%BB
>>736290609Jamal kills the endangered rhino because Chang seeks strong erections and is willing to pay for it.Nguyen tortures the baby monkey because Timmy needs to jack off and is willing to pay for it.
Brushie brushie!
>>736291365Did you know in english bat's are named after wooden blunt force instruments?
>We need a bigger enemy to lead groups of weak enemiesThe Spectral Bat is the biggest predatory bat species, and is know to eat other species of bats, including vampire bats.it's like a mammal version of a bird of prey.
Please stay hydrated.
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>>736286552White nose syndrome has killed a metric fuckton of bats in NA
>>736291839gigachad bat
>>736290331>>736290534i dont want to torture it, i just dont like looking at it and want to eradicate it
Why are there angry brown people in my cute animal thread?
Bats come in a spectrum of either cute or ugly as sin
>>736292624Everyone here is also on a spectrum.
>>736292624That looks like a flying hog
>>736292624>>736292678Bats are extremely diverse, they account for about 20% of all mammal species alive today
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>>736286552Try going outside at night instead of playing video games.
>>736292830>they account for about 20% of all mammal species alive todayhuh, the more you know
>>736286552I have personally removed at least half a dozen bats that have flown into my house through the chimney in the last decade or so.2 of them were also killed by my cat.
>>736292061qrd? is this the non-conspiracy version of 5g killing wildlife or something?
>>736288620What animal is the lady in red on the stairs holding? It doesn't look like a cat.
>>736291742Where can I get someone to teach my dogs judo like that?
>>736288193Oil Princes do the weirdest shit when they don't have to work for the money their father has been earning
>>736286552They are really tiny. Their bodies are around mice size in general if you ignore the wings.
>>736293410>Bat thread>Posts a cat
>>736286552Where do you live?
>>736293410>Rouge THE BAT>Species: CatWhat?
>>736286151my brain refuses to see anything but a disembodied dead pitbull head attached to the body of a batam I going crazy?
>>736293167Red PandaI have no clue
>>736293662Well, Batman is human...
>>736290078>the windup and sideways throughthis and the one where the ape claps and prepares to kick for like 15 seconds only to run past and not kick the ball are funny
>>736293410>3 feet 6 inchesImagine...
>>736293410I fucking knew iteveryone called me mad, now they'll see, they'll all see
>>736293767>BatMAN>Is humanYeah, it checks out
>>736286552Okay but what does the reddit frog have to do with that
>>736293015Anon, you realize it gets DARK outside at night, right?
>>736286552there was one in my garage last night when I went out for a smokescared the shit out of me
>>736293749That's what it looks like to me, too, which makes no sense for impoverished Siberia.
>>736293115White Nose is a type of fungus that can end up infesting a bat's respiratory system while they're hibernating.
>>736294102yeah but if you go out at dusk, during a full moon or just somewhere with lights you can see them sniping bugs out of the sky
>>736294102Yes, and?
We need more games with bats
>>736291742>The boss enters the scene
>>736292386Tell me you’re a shitskin without telling me you’re a shitskin.
>>736294160Oh sounded jewish for some reason
>>736291706Whites don’t enjoy seeing that, stop projecting your race into other SEAnigger.
>>736291425Fellow french subhuman.
>>736286552I've seen them a few times, they are sometimes found near parks in the UK, and if you are out late at night you can occasionally catch them flying between trees, but they are naturally hard to see so it's more like you catch a glimpse of a shadow flapping past street lights, which is toob ig to be an insect
>>736294585the monkey torture videos were literally proven to be commissioned to the southeast asians by random westerners though
>>736291365it was in english too, but the spelling got fucked up somewhere
>>736294585Monkey torture rings are led by whites and western money. The thirdies are just trying to make a buck, like African poachers. You're the demand.
>>736294889b(ald r)at
>>736294948smug b(ald)rat ToT
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