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Anonymous

Signs you're gonna play slop(...) 04/03/26(Fri)08:58:01 No.736291234

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Signs you're gonna play slop Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)08:58:01 No.736291234 Archived

>Camera behind player manipulated with second stick at all times

Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)08:59:41 No.736291294

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)08:59:41 No.736291294

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>game is rated 17+
>it has a tutorial designed for 3 year olds

Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)09:00:47 No.736291329

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)09:00:47 No.736291329

>>736291294
final blackpill for 20 years now

Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)09:00:50 No.736291331

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)09:00:50 No.736291331

>>736291234
Camera is over the shoulder instead of directly behind the player character.

Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)09:01:51 No.736291371

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)09:01:51 No.736291371

It thinks I care about the story

Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)09:03:14 No.736291423

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)09:03:14 No.736291423

unnecessary dialogue from the protag reacting to everything
>"oh shit'

Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)09:03:55 No.736291450

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)09:03:55 No.736291450

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>>736291234

Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)09:04:43 No.736291480

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)09:04:43 No.736291480

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>>736291450
heh

Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)09:07:32 No.736291585

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)09:07:32 No.736291585

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>>736291450

Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)09:09:19 No.736291662

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)09:09:19 No.736291662

>>736291294
because modern game devs have to design their game around the lowest common denominator, the dumbest most brain-numb normie NPC, or else it won't sell.

Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)09:11:29 No.736291750

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)09:11:29 No.736291750

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>>736291423
I remember when Amnesia: The Dark Descent was the hottest horror game around and everybody was praising it as the greatest horror game ever.
>walking through hallway
>uh oh spooky is happening, red jam is coming out of the walls!
>game takes control from you and has the character hold their head and shake it around and fall on the floor and scream "UGH...OH NO....WHAT'S HAPPENING...I'M SO SCARED! THIS IS SO SCARY AAAAAAAAAAA!"
Ever since I've never bothered to waste time on another "horror" game and I have no respect for anybody who claims horror is their favorite game genre.

Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)09:14:58 No.736291895

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)09:14:58 No.736291895

>>736291234
Uncharted is like this and not slop

Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)09:15:49 No.736291942

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)09:15:49 No.736291942

the game is AAA

Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)09:17:22 No.736292004

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)09:17:22 No.736292004

>>736291750
aww baby got scared didnt he ;(

Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)09:18:10 No.736292038

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)09:18:10 No.736292038

>>736291234
>It's past 2012 and Game Freak logo shows up

Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)09:18:37 No.736292056

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)09:18:37 No.736292056

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A singleplayer game with a store in the main menu