>game starts with a Nietzsche quote
>Game starts with any sort of quote from a philosopher, or the quote sounds vague and edgy >Something Redditors would cream their pants over and get tattooed on their body. FTFY
>>"game starts with a Nie-ACK!"
>Nietzschemore like no pussy lmao
shan't be playing this pretentious slop
>>736292786Based. Jakshit should be banned on sight.
>>736292718>game starts with a quote from the bibleI will now play your game
>>736292718>NietzscheitAre you 12?
>game starts with a Confucius quote
>>736292718Baldurs gate 1?
>game starts with a quote from the book that inspired the game
>game opens with a philosopher's quote>the quote in question is some obscure cut-out from his system-building book that makes absolutely no sense without context and has no relation to the game whatsoever
>>736292934>game starts with a quote from Kamasutraname that game /v/
>>736292718Gem.
>>736292934Based
>>736292718>game starts with an Alice in Wonderland quote
>"Jam a man of fortune, and J must seek my fortune - Henry Aeveries, 1994"
>>736292718>game stars with a Zizek quote
>game starts with a my full legal name, date of birth, and a random date in the near future quote
>ShartyLost>ZoomersLost>Site statusBack and alive>loli statusCute and Funny
gem from brit/pol/ todayhttps://vocaroo.com/180QVTXzdKGq
>>736292865Which quote?
>game is SUPER DEEP>everyone says its MINDBLOWING>it merely teaches you to give the most introductory Classical philosophy a favorable reading and makes crystal girl-tier references to QMgod the bar is so fucking low for gamers can't believe i wasted my time on Talos Principle
MODS BAN THIS SHARTYNIGGER TRASH
>game starts with "Greetings" from the far future, and doesn't use our regressive earth dating system
>>736293414>racism outside /b/Gentlemen...
>>736293248You won tranny therefore sharty won doever.
>>736293470aint fooling anybody sharter KYS
what a chud
>game starts with a quote from an in-universe characterPVRE SOVL
Why do we still quote dead people from hundreds of years ago? What the fuck would they know about today?
>>736292718What games other than BG1 actually do that?
>>736293909"My 'otels as clean as an Elven arse!" - Frederick Nietzche
>game starts with a CS Lewis quote
>>736293027Meet n Fuck Kingdom, Steve!
>>736293140Updated>>736293414>SHARTYGODSstay
>>736292786Ragefaces lost the culture war. Pepe and Wojaks will never end
>>736293312Honestly quite incredible
>>736293312truly a beautiful song
>>736292718>game starts with ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID RUNNIN THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNIN THROUGH MY HEAD
>game starts
>>736293359the bible is like, the most quoted book in media
>>736295991>game
>>736296198There is diffrence between quote and reference
>>736293248that's fubuki
>>736292718Evola is the superior neopagan philosopher. Nietzshit was just a degenerate gooner
>>736294845>Pepe and Wojaks will never endWhat a shit, evil timeline we live in.
>>736292718any examples other than BG1?
>game starts with an oscar wilde quote
>>736295851Bros I think he means us
>>736297361it's originally a post on /jp/ around 2012
>>736293248>(You)Trooned out and on HRT
>game starts with The Last Words of Hassan I Sabbah Series went so fucking hard at the statt
>>736292718how do you pronounce his name
Should I play Five Nights at Cobson's or Five Nights at Epstein's?
>>736298578neet che
>game I play open with a quote from the great Gatsby>watched the movie just because of it>genuinely think the game is too smart for the average retard>it's a gacha game
>>736293375Gamers do this with all genres of music too, thinking their game music invented what its stealing from
>>736298951This shit where they attribute a narrative story fragment to a novel’s author as if the author was just opining and not specifically describing the thoughts and behaviors of a specific character, fucking sucks. That’s not the human condition, that’s Gatsby’s condition
>soijaks are considered sharty and not /qa/ cultureGrim.
>>736299215but sharty is qaand you're a nigger yourself, completely forgetting r9k
>>736294779>demake doesn't have this prerendered FMVWas the technology lost?
>>736293754Bioshock infinite
>>736292718I know this is a popular trope but genuinely can't think of anything other than BG1
>game is narrated by a real life homosexual elderly ex-heroin addict who murdered his wife and abandoned their children in Mexico, reciting poetry centered around the loss of a loved one and the guilt of murder, in the final two years of his life
>>736293312Finally, meme satisfaction. I've been hankering for a good meme.
>>736299294sharty is not /qa/, that cancer was made before the board was shut down
>>736292718One idea I had at some point would be that each loading screen shows a mathematical theorem none of which have anything to do with the game.
>game starts off with a completely made up quote by a person that never existedAny games?
>>736299897>>736293025>game provides subtext which is lost on the unthinking gamer Classic
>>736292718>ReddItzsche
why do dweebs hate nietzsche now, are they projecting because of their edgy phase in which they thought they're ubermensch
>>736300120Catholix clitty leak.
>>736292718>Game starts with a quote of Nietzsche calling for the total extermination of the Jewish race
>>736292718Why do zoomers love these ugly ass drawings so much? Is it the same reason why every western video game character is so goddamn ugly now
>>736293312>insurgency main menu musicbased
>game starts with classical Japanese poetry>game lets you side with Japanese nationalists against the invading US/UN metaphor faction
>>736293312Certified gem
>>736300268And where do you think wojacks come from?
>>736300379brown eyes are so disgustingeven pale grey eyes are a step up
>>736300440He's called Wojak because he comes from a Polish imageboard and it was then transferred to real websites by subhuman tourists.
>>736300618it was a polish user on krautchan making same shitty threads every day with broken english saying that feel this that feel that.
>>736300618Yeah and this was like in 2011
>>73630068010 year old second worlders destroyed the internetThe fall of the iron curtain killed poisoned the west
>>736300379poop eyes cope
>>736300741Pretty sure you’re talking about 30 year old /qa/ users
>game starts with a Foucault quote
>>736293515>sharty is just a bunch of self hating gay zoomersThis explains so much
>>736293312they just dont make em like this any more
>player assumes the narrative is in-universe and thinks they are some sort of voyeur in some fictional person’s storyOh silly player
>>736300843No way a 30 year old is behaving in such an autistic and obnoxious manner. I'd need proof to believe it. In my experience having one such person in my WoW guild only kids act like /qa/posters.
>>736292718>leftist love to quote philosophers>but love to ignore their beliefs
>>736300846What's your favorite Foucault quote? I'm currently reading discipline and punish.
>>736300510>>736300783You say that but blue eyes are by far the most soulless imho, especially pale blue, people with them tend to be mentally unstable from my experience and you can sense it before you've even gotten to know themMost people have brown eyes because that is genetically practical and better on average.Nothing wrong with coloured eyes, but it's easier for them to be negatively impacted by light, leading to a need for glasses and suffering in places that are really bright. Also issues with cataracts and things. No so good.They are unique but saying they are superior makes no sense when reality says otherwise.
>>736301010Okay buddy
>>736301035i cummed in the sink btw
>>736301035Shit encrusted brown hands typed this post
>>736299910Morrowind."Each event is preceded by Prophecy. But without the hero, there is no Event.” -Zurin Arctus | the Underking
>player can’t follow the story because he’s too distracted trying to establish new forms of speculative phrenology
>>736301380>in order to tell a story i am going to use a character Thanks Zurin
>>736292718>Nietzsche begging people to find meaning in life and not become nihilistic>Redditors only take away from this is that nihilism is somehow heckin cool and valid
>>736292718What does that have to do with your nazi shit?
>>736292774What about the opposite? What about a game that starts with some random fucking quote from a guy who's famous for a different quote? Would you like that more, is that less reddit for you?>"I've got to take a massive shit" - Friedrich Nietzsche (Probably)Fucking faggot. Put that as the starting quote in your game.
>>736292718Philosophy becomes worthless about a decade after. I do not care about the opinions of a man who lived so long ago that if I showed him by Chinese cell phone, he'd worship me as the messiah.
>>736301668>sees a shitty sketch of a blonde guy>starts cryinggood morning
>>736293312I'm sorry, but even in fiction, I can't believe in Starmer taking any action that doesn't involve pandering to the Muslim community.I can't think of a single time he's ever done a single policy, speech or even decision that didn't involve pandering the Muslims. So having him rap off against a CyberFloyd doesn't seem real, unless it benefited Muslims.
>>736301770>doesn't answer the question>is now going to pretend his ebin fascism sun is heckin not therekill yourself, /pol/tard. Your philosopher was an idiot whose wife abused him.
>awkward jeep ride starts with a philosophy quote
>>736301445That's not what he's saying, really. It's more like "prophecy is predicting the event, but it's the hero that causes the prophesied event to happen". Now, you could see it as the hero is just an agent of fate, someone bound in their actions by the prophecy. But this understanding is perhaps refuted in game by the existence of false incarnates, who tried but failed to fulfil the Nerevarine prophecy. The question is, was the Morrowind MC destined to become the Nerevarine (hero) from the beginning? Or did he retroactively become the hero by causing the prophesied events to occur? Did the failed incarnates fail because they were not "heroes"? Or did they fail to become heroes by failing to enact the event?
Confuscius say philosopher like toiletfull of shit
>>736301813arab muslims use millions of black people as well as south east asians as slaves today, arabs are fucked up>>736301841whatever you said i agree dude unless it was stupid which it probably was
>>736293312ts is causing MASSIVE butthurt in brit/pol/. the glowies there are absolutely going mad with seethe about it lmfao.dont miss out on this watershed cultural event 4chanbros.
>>736301813>pandering to muslims>currently involved in a war against a muslim country
>>736301030I mean in reality you can't read or understand Foucault in quotes. His shit is way too dense for that.Though “Knowledge is not made for understanding; it is made for cutting.” is pretty short and snappy I guess.
>>736302163"i'm a gay french pedophile"you can now understand foucault in quotes
>>736292718/qa/ lost
>>736302013Oooooo so wiseeee
>>736302394thats why hes confucious
>>736292908OP probly goons to them
>>736293191
>game starts with a Lovecraft quote
>>736292786So epic, this is going in my Pepes folder.
>>736292718>game starts with a quote about how quotes are so overrated to start a video game with, and how they imply vagueries and psuedo-intellectualism
>>736301035it depends really, some blue eyes look nice, some look soulless. mine are green
>>736302357The pedophile accusations are unfounded and only came decades later from his political enemies.
>>736292934>Confucius say "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot"
>>736303470no they came from him personallyno one professionally cares about thatyou COULD just read him
>>736292774genuinely what is it with redditors and their irrational urge to get shit they like tattooed on their bodies
>If you can dream - and not make dreams your master...
>>736292718give me your best nietzsche quote
>>736298578neet cha, not che>>736298705either one is an Aryan 'em but 'obson is clearly superior
>>736302013ANCIENT CHINESE PROVERB:MAN WHO RUN BEHIND CAR GET EXHAUSTEDMAN WHO RUN IN FRONT OF CAR GET TIRED
>>736299740https://youtu.be/FRZYQsOCLic?si=fM48oDGJWSx01doRGoes fucking hard
He is the only philosopher worth reading and the only man to ever truly understand human nature.
>>736293515Oh my god my fucking sides. I'm sending this as an anonymous message to my local uni counselor board as a way to engage in diversity and must be read in full
>game starts with a made up quote
>>736304327>you play as quote
>the quote is attributed to Anonymous many such cases
>>736302956My eyes are green and really bluecompared with me, you'd look like a jew
Nioh 2 ending with Hideyoshi’s irl death poem was kino as fuck in general samurai death poems are kino
>>736304437Why attribute it at all then i wonder
>>736301035>carefulThe old fart is the one who invited the brown guy in so he can pay him 1/4 of a cookie after he fires the white guy. The solution is still the same, but it's absolving the rich of a different crime while trying to make the brown an innocent victim.
>>736304483hideyoshi was the worst fucking faggot peasant to exist, perfect proof of why peasants shouldn't have powerphoenixwrightshakinghead.gif
>Game starts>"In this moment I am euphoric"
>>736293312I don't know jack shit about bong politics, but the other guy is right and they're having a total melty over this for some reason. The fuck is going on across the pond? I thought they were good at bants but these niggas are pulling out the filters.
>>736292718Dies Irae?
>screen goes black>text starts to fade in>"if you gaze long enough into the abyss, the abyss gazes back">lingers for 10 seconds in completely silence as text slowly gets bigger>screen fades back to black
>>736301496>redditors still think nihilism means there is no meaning
>>736306402>Nothing matters bro so I can just smoke weed and watch porn 24/7
>>736306332backu innu brackuheartotack
