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Is it just me or have dwarves been losing influence lately? It seems like every day more and more boards reject them.
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>>736292987
Because its always the same dwarves...
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>>736292987
They became Reddit: The Race a few years ago.

>dude is that a hecking BEARD
>and BEER??? so manly
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I've always been an elfchad.
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reddit race
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Did someone say ratfolk?
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>>736292987
dwarf fortress is forever thankfully

>>736293218
>a few years ago
anon it was over a decade ago
it was when hipsters were still popular, since people saw dwarves as just fantasy hipsters because craft beers and beards were hipster things
diggy diggy hole is over a decade old
deep rock galactic came out after the fad and that was in 2018
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>shills trans selloutress
>types in trannycase
Pottery
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>>736292987
diggy diggy whole xd
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>>736292987
Under the height of consent
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Dorf pride universe wide! Unlike elves, people tend to point out the problems with dwarves. Especially with normandies, they'll constantly suck off muh beauty, power, and elegance with elves.
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>>736293502
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>>736292987
VGHHHHHHH TORDEK
Sovl...
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>>736293690
Lol i remember being there and seeing this post live
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>>736293690
My Nassa
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>>736293218
Always have been.
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>dwarf thread
Gr'duzk! aaK'zt ezem ke bur'k tze tzim?
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>>736293696
>dwarf women are just short elves
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>>736292987

feminine values, dwarfs are too manly and too short to be fashionable
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>>736292987
Dwarves are boring. It's always the same shit every time. Also you can't sexualize them because hurr durr pedo so basically everyone has just throw the towel.
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>>736293797
>dwarf women
Ha'ak!
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>>736293801
>manly
>obsessed with jewelry
>braids their hair
>drinks estrogenic barley juice
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THEY HAVE WRONGED US
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>>736293797
Knife ear women lack the genes to be built like this.
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>>736293925
Why are her ears so pointy then, hm?
Where's her BEARD?
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>>736292987
For dorfs to survive a small horde's worth of smur will need to be commisioned, for whatever reason NSFW artists will seldom do it for free. Even gnomes get more smut.
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>>736293954
>Where's her BEARD?
This is a blue board, anon. You can't just post a woman's carpet.
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>>736293925
>pointy ears
>no beard
Literally an elf
>b-b-but she's smithing
So was Celebrimbor.
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>>736293696
I don't know what universe you live in, but people constantly point at the negatives of elves, or portray them in a bad light all the time.
Dwarves are the cuddled little writers pet that you are not allowed to say bad things about.
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Foolish dwarf things. Skaven reigns supreme
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>>736293925
>>736293954
>>736294220
never ask a cute dwarf woman the race of her mother
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>>736294305
I just love rat stacking.
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>>736294360
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>>736294220
The beard is down below.
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This makes dwarves shit their armor in terror.
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>>736293218
It was DRG that really sealed their fate. The whole heckin forced brotherhood thing.
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>>736294459
why did this place turn on drg? I never played it but /v/ used to seemingly universally love it and now I only see people shitting on it
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>>736293925
>dwarven women will never be reeal
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>>736294545
it got popular
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>>736292987
>Is it just me or have dwarves been losing influence lately?
They're too masculine. Men are becoming more and more feminine with each passing day.
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I will always love the manlet and shortstack races like dorfs, hobbits, goblins, and others. If your rollenspiel has elves but no shorties, you're gay.
>>736294545
Ignore /v/trarians.
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>>736294656
>dwarven women
B'Daan? Kraa! D'Kraga ha'ak!
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Dwarf autists got too cringe, people got sick of them
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I like that this thread is split between
>Dwarves are unpopular because reddit hates dwarves because they're too manly
and
>Dwarves are unpopular because reddit loves dwarves because they're bearded nu-males
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for me? it's human
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>DF magic update in our lifetimes
Dwarf bros we ARE going to make it


>>736294545
>why did this place turn on drg?
Source
>inb4 some gay PsyOps carried by some autist is a representative of everyone

I just played my fill of DRG and I dont get anything from it anymore. It's great fun game, but its time to let it go. I dont know how much this applies to other people here, but I wouldnt be surprise if this was the case, and all that was left of "people" "discussing" DRG were spergs with some weird personal vendetta against it.
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>>736294964
For me its Ex-humans, meat off the bone
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>>736294990
I don't mind if a nigga has an exo arm or eye, that's always baller
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dwarf women are hairy
t. dwarf male
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>>736292987
Is that a Dagestani dwarf? Subhanallah his beard is halal.
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>>736294545
It had a strong launch, but one that the devs themselves admitted still had work left to be done on it to round it out. Post-launch updates looked promising with Roughnecks and New Biomes, even after those got split into two different updates. Then the seasons rolled in, and a lot of people were disappointed with what felt like flashy updates with minimal additions to actually fix longstanding issues with variety and making each run of a mission feel distinct. Especially since each season only felt like half of an update, but was being used to push DLC each time.

I think that by itself wouldn't have been enough to sink its reputation here, but if there's one thing /v/ hates more than positivity, it's toxic positivity, and the game had that in spades. How dare you criticize updates to a "finished" game and our lord GSG, the game came out X years ago so please please please stop criticizing it and move on, etc. etc. etc. It only just served to amplify the negativity, as they felt they had to be more critical to not stand out.

And then finally there was Rogue Core, which has a lot of the shit people were asking to finally complete out DRG, and is instead going to be a completely separate game. A lot of people feel that it's what would actually be expected if they put work into an update, and they said themselves that they were going to but that the code was too spaghetti'd to add it to existing systems, which to a good number of people just looked really bad when they were already frowning on the seasonal updates.
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>>736292987
Dwarves are blue collar elves.
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>>736294984
>It's great fun game, but its time to let it go
Meanwhile, L4D2 is on its 17th year with x3 the players
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>>736295181
>Rogue Core
>roguelite
>female dwarves
>edgier enemies
It's over
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>>736294545
it started out as an old school co-op shooter type of game
you could get rng cosmetics from boxes you found inside missions or bought with minerals and shit but that was that
but then the devs went full retard introducing timed rng gates for new cosmetics and the newly introduced overclocks (weapon mods that often drastically changed how a weapon works/were just a massive strength boost) in the form of matrix cores that you only got a small amount weekly
savehacking became prevalent because of how fucking ass the overclock rng was, probably most of the playerbase did it
then they went even more retarder, and added a completely pointless battle pass-lite (only positive was that it was free, but battle passes suck ass regardless) system that time-gated cosmetics even more
the devs also realised they fucking hate fun and introduced completely retarded and pointless balance changes because they didn't like how the players played the game
one of these changes was for the hurricane rocket launcher. it was a gunner weapon and launched in a pretty strong state, but it wasn't as good as the minigun
but it allowed gunner to have a viable burn damage build (base option of fire damage missiles with AoE overclock+secondary revolver with 3x damage against burning targets overclock)
the devs simply didn't want that to be a thing, they didn't even try to justify it by balance reasons (it wasn't even near standard minigun/autocannon) except afterwards, so they nerfed it into the fucking ground
some weapons were in such a weak state that using them was just trolling like the aimlock gun and they were untouched for months
and then they didn't even release any more new weapons I thin
it was one primary and one secondary and done
just endless amount of time-gated cosmetics and re-skinned missions because fuck you
genuinely hard to believe the game in its original state was made by the same people, they must have gotten carbon monoxide poisoning or something
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Dwarves are jewish coded. An isolationist culture with strong traditions that carry grudges and have an ingrained lust for gold.
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>>736293804
It's also harder to sexualize them because some fags insist the women need beards.
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>>736295735
That was just an antisemitic joke from tolkien but in character it was probably a joke like "all chinese looks like to you white people".
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>>736295679
Yeah, Tolkien explicitly said as much
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>>736295826
Yeah but problem is that wierdos latch onto it and insist on it.
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>>736292987
dwarf women need a wave of rehabilitation like goblin women got in the last years
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why are dwarves scottish?
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>>736295942
Ackchyually he called them Semitic which means a very specific group of people in philology, him being an expert in the field and also a pedant it's without a shadow of doubt he meant the true definition which encompasses Babylonians, Arabs, etc. and not the hijacked term.
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>>736296139
>short with a robust build
>bearded and hairy
>often red-haired
>nobody likes the women
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>>736296139
>Furry short men with alcholism and bad temper.
Dunno man.
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>>736293804
>>736295735
Dwarf women should be basically short milfcore charaters: huge tits, freckles, pubes are mandatory, they also need a wide figure and plump hips. Some of them should be chubby, some muscular or slightly muscular. Also, high alchool resistance, hate for elf bitches and competition with them to get the good looking human men to not end up with a short, avid, hateful drunk miner dwarf as husband
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>>736296597
You tell that to me i fucked only shortstacks for the entirety of my life. The shorter, the tittier, the most fun to penetrate.
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>>736292987
>dwarves been losing influence lately?
They're now a lgbtqabcdefg++ friendly race
as you can see from posts like
>>736293954
>>736294220
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>>736296247
He literally made them a people in exile dude, like what is even "semitic" about them under the "true definition"
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>>736294446
Enjoy your ban, asshole.
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>>736296879
That's one group of dwarfs out of the seven in Middle-earth.
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>>736292987
I don't know how to tell you this, but Dwarves are Jews. Tolkein very openly and specifically based the Dwarvish language off of Yiddish, and he based their culture around Jewish tropes
>language based on Yiddish
>cultural diaspora seeking their long lost promised home
>strange customs, but not "too" strange
>obsession with wealth, gold, and jewels
>obsession with body hair
>large prominent noses
The only big difference is Tolkein made his Dwarves hard working craftsmen and warriors instead of subversive bankers and usurers.
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>>736292987
The issue with dwarves is that they don't make good waifus, which has led to them falling out of popularity
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>>736293218
/thread
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>>736292987
nobody is rejecting dwarves there is just no good dwarf content being made.
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>>736297192
Japanese fantasy anime makes female Dwarves legal lolis. The West is too cowardly.
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>>736293741
go back
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>>736297182
>The only big difference is Tolkein made his Dwarves hard working craftsmen and warriors
Yeah, he read the Bible
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>>736296597
Your vision is correct but the problem is execution so it's part of popular culture.
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>>736294761
Fatty.
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>>736299749
As dorfs should be.
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>>736294169
god i love halfling sluts
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>>736293954
>>736294220
>muh beard
Name a bigger reddit midwit misconception. You can't.
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Dorfs come in two flavors in vidya:
>Lolibaba hag
>2-4 foot tall brick house
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>>736296597
In a fantasy world where i am a human i would be the greatest halfling fucker ever. I have kids in every village and city tier.
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Last time I tried to play DnD IRL there was a girl with a pube "beard" and shaved head wearing cargo shorts, one of those obnoxious wolf print shirts, and a fedora.
She was roleplaying a dwarf and everything she said was either a fucking deadditpool-esque quip or some faux-wholesome over the top shit that made me cringe.
Now I can't help but cringe whenever I see them, especially if they're really flanderized and stereotypical.
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Dwarves are a meme, a vocal minority. You see a lot of people online saying they like them but when actual numbers come out they are always among the least played races in fantasy games.
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Lot of rat talk in this thread. It's in dire need of cleansing.
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>>736292987
I play as a full plate dwarf fighter in DaD. it's real cool cleaving through whole teams with my trusty halberd. they finally nerfed the 50% attack speed perk but it's still pretty strong
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>>736302862
I like dwarves as a companion. I wouldn't play as one but every dorf companion in a CRPG I've played has been great.
BG3 not having a dorf companion is another reason why it's not a true bg game.
Peak party racial composition is
>(you), probably a human
>elf (who hates dwarves)
>dwarf (who hates elves)
>halfling
>human 1 (hot grill)
>human 2 (best bro)
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>>736303108
>DaD
what is DaD
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The next Divinity game better have a nice dwarven lady like Dragon Commander.
>>736302947
Rat burgers are on the menu.
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Are you a /pol/ princess or a /v/
Queen?
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>>736303226
Don't count on it origins 2 was the lewdest and not a single shortstack in sight. You can be fucked by a fucking undead and fuck lizardmen\women but no shorties.
It's all that bioware fag fault that stated "if you like shorts you are a pedo" and now nobody wants to risk the heat.
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>>736296025
Thrunda giltmallet Is the best dwarf
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>>736292987
Not all dwarves,
but always a dwarf...
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I miss classic barbarian-led sword and sorcery stuff.
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>>736303507
>Necrophilia is good
>Bestiality is good
>Gay bestiality is good
>Anthro is good
>Gay antrho is good
But no you can't have sex with a sized human female or a 17 and 364 days girl you fucking pedophile.
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>>736303776
Being attracted to attractive young women is the greatest possible sin post feminism
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For me it's Dvergr
>but that's just pale evil dwarves
Correct.
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>>736293218
Knife eared hands typed this post
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What are you talking about? There are way more dwarf centric games than elf ones.
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>>736292987
Stop playing porn games and east asian slop OP
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>>736303214
dark and darker. here's a picture, not that there's character customization or anything. my default kit and my not fullplate tryhard ranked arena kit. it doesn't work so well in arena when players are trying to win, can literally just walk away from your slowest movement speed in the game.
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>>736293690
I named myself NIassGGassER after seeing this.
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>>736305510
They added dwarf in DaD? Based. Do you get a speed penalty though? This game is unplayable if you're not speed maxing.
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Unironically, the classical fantasy of a male dwarf really only appeals to white men and no depiction of female dwarves appeals to women.
There's no growing audience for dwarves whereas elves as universally appealing whether to play as or to goon to
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I wish dwarf companions in RPGs weren't retarded like Harrim and Oghren or had absolutely shit classes like Greybor and Oghren.
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Here are your "modern" dwarves, bro...
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>>736303507
There was the dwarf girl romance in Veilguard with the chick who everyone wanted to fuck in Inquisition.
Obviously they fucked it up completely.
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>>736306368
Yeah sure have the bakery in the same room as molten metal and iron shavings. Sure, why not. I mean, they both use an oven kinda! God would it kill those people to do the bare minimum of research
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>>736306368
>no latinx dwarves
racist drawing
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>>736303169
>dwarf vs elf hate
I always scoff at this. Dwarfs, fairies and elfs should both work together for the Snow White Cinderella Sleeping Beauty Midsummer Night's Dream sorceress. It's logical because they've never seen a human woman before.
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>>736306561
That's your problem? The fact that dwarves eat metal flour?
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>>736306368
>nog dwarves
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>>736306368
This feels more racist than any intentional caricature.
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>>736292987
most zoomers are gay and retarded so
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>>736294545
/v/ only likes gacha and gooning
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It's basically just what happens with most nerdy stuff now
>normies invade
>shit all over it to make it how they want
>haha look la dwarf is le funny beer man

Look at what DND is becoming and how they are basically shitting all over it with that retarded tv show and how fucking shit BG3 is
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>>736305903
-10 speed, +10% headshot damage reduction.
they rebalanced shit so now you can't build speed even if you wanted to, everyone just plays ranged in arena.
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String up the dwarf haters by the bura'zak-ka.
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Wait, so do dwarf women have beards or is that fan-fic? I could have sworn Gimli said they were bearded in the movies.
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>>736307164
>Wait, so do dwarf women have beards
(Heavy voice): YES.
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>>736307025
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>>736307164
>>736295826
Jesus christ read the thread.
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>>736307164
No, dwarf women do not have beards. In the movies Aragorn makes a joke about it which gullible onions sippers took literally.
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>>736306368
The direct implication of this faggy representation is that dwarfs don't racemix, which if hilarious.
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>>736292987
Nobody like manlet
Elf is the only choice that matter
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>>736292987
this is what happens when the enitre race, no matter the franchise, gets reduced to " ROCK AND STONE" by the fans
and that's a fookin grudgin'
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>>736307417
>No, dwarf women do not have beards.
A dwarf without a beard isn't even a dwarf.
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>>736307464
Yeah nobody likes faggots either which is what elves are
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>>736293218
>They became Reddit: The Race a few years ago.
You are thinking of warhammer 40k orks and that was over a decade ago.
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>>736307537
Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.
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>>736307672
Elves are only good for rapings and beheadings
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>>736307513
Fucking psychotic that the dwaves have an End Times event but Chaos doesn't in TWW3.
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>>736293925
female dwarfs should just be cute lolis, short stocky women are ugly as fuck
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Elves are boring. Give me scalies.
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>>736307759
>cute lolis
That's halfling \ fairies \ half elves territory. Dwarfs are stacked.
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>>736307797
Please don't corrupt me into being a furry or scalie, anon.
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>>736307164
It... depends
The actual mythologically correct dwarfs, the females don't have beards, just the males but beards aren't common or at least, not commonly described in appearance

Fun fact: dwarves aren't actually Nordic (ie White) in the myths, they're grey/black skinned
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>>736307525
Bro Pratchett is a comedy tropes writer, not a serious source for fantasy world-building.
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Dwarves must mow down the forests and build engines of war, embrace industry and darkness.
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>>736308096
Only if they're academy dwarves, rampart dwarves protect nature.
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>>736308096
Based Warlords Battlecry player
Get the Protectors Mod
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>>736307737
Yeah, they're pretty good at both of those things.
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>>736308067
And yet he created a deep and rich fantasy setting that has so much lore he couldn't fit all of it into the books. If you think Sir Terry could only write comedy, you haven't read Night Watch.
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>>736307918
Corruption? The cold bloods do not bring corruption, only purity. Come, anon, don't you want to fulfill the Great Plan?
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>>736307756
They didn't want to end up in the book.
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>>736308430
I need to read Discworld at some point.
>>736308464
She's cute, but won't you get salmonella if you kissed or licked a lizard?
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>>736307759
Incorrect.
Dwarf women should be taller than their male counterparts, extremely lithe, and absolutely hairless.
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>>736308836
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Big slug smashed (with some insignificant help from manlings).
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>>736293218
It's been ages.
10-12 years at least.
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>>736308836
>I need to read Discworld at some point.
Why not start now?
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>>736305782
Based
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>>736308430
doesn't change the fact that the whole female dwarves with beards was a joke when he parodied dwarves. It took many novels with cheery in it before she actually got a serious moment. And it wasn't that great, being entirely about how she wanted to add flowers to her beard and be allowed to outwardly show that she's a woman.
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>>736293954
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>>736302141
>women with beards
Lets ignore the modern brainrot angle and just think about it for a second.
Women with beards are a joke. They're freakshow material.
If you want dwarven women to have beards you essentially are admitting that you just want dwarves to be jokes and to never take them seriously, to just be relegated to comedy relief parts.
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>>736292987
For as much as people play with the concept of elves (the fact there is ATLEAST two or three archetypes they can embody; advanced magical civlization made up of snooty high elves, nature-alligned woods people, downtrodden fallen race like in the Witcher or Dragon age ALREADY makes them more varied) they NEVER, EVER do anything unique with dwarves.
It's always the fucking same, a race of warriors and craftsmen who used to be really well off but now they're declining in power / a shadow of their former selves.
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How to impress a dwarf girl? Asking for a friend.
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>>736311060
I mean there's a ton of ways;
- Craft something passable in the eyes of a dwarf (you'll need years of training for this)
- Outdrink her (you need to be a slav or irish)
- Bring her a really big gem (this also works on human women but a dwarfess will actually appreciate it)
- Be generally honourable (this takes time and you need to do it multiple times)
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>>736310230
>And it wasn't that great, being entirely about how she wanted to add flowers to her beard and be allowed to outwardly show that she's a woman.
And how that affected dwarven society became a major plot point across several books.
>"Not them! The... ones in Ankh-Morpork! Wearing make-up and dresses and... and abominable things!" Dee pointed a finger at Cheery. "Ha'ak! How can you even look at it! You let her," and Vimes had seldom heard a word sprayed with so much venom, "her flaunt herself, here! And it's happening everywhere because people have not been firm, not obeyed, have let the old ways slide! Everywhere there are reports. They're eating away at everything dwarfish with their... their soft clothes and paint and beastly ways. How can you be King and allow this? Everywhere they are doing it and you do nothing! Why should they be allowed to do this?" Now Dee was sobbing. "I can't!"
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Does a game with a female dwarf party member exist?
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>>736311360
The Dragon Age Origins DLC has a female dwarf companion. She is non-romanceable and kinda forgettable.
Dragon Age Veilguard also has a female dwarf companion but... it's Dragon Age Veilguard.
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>>736293218
You sound like a complefe faggot.
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>>736311360
>sample
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Are there any settings where dwarves aren't a fallen or dying race? They always seem to be battling through the ruins of their lost civilization or lamenting how great things used to be. And they're doomed to go extinct. Heck, in LOTR, the source of all this modern fantasy stuff, dwarves were literally a mistake that was almost corrected as soon as it was made.
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How did goblin and halfing women get so popular compared to dwarven women basically never appearing in any media (official or otherwise)?
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>>736312196
Ain't nobody jacking off to halflings little chud
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>>736312196
>goblins
Yes.
>halflings
Nigga nobody cares.
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>>736292987
They're very hard to do interestingly without being either lazy generic copy pastes of Tolkien/WoW/D&D dwarves or changing them up so much like TES did that they're barely dwarves at all beyond broad strokes of "great craftsmen who live underground". I think someone really needs to lean into Norse mythology to try to do something else cool with them right from the source, but iirc Norse dwarves and dark elves were the same exact thing, which makes it a bit harder to do a classic elf/dwarf dichotomy but could also easily be handled in a cool way.
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>>736312457
They're cute, too.
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>>736312457
That InCase comic about the halfling milf and her slutty daughter used to be pretty big on /co/ and /tg/, definitely way more popular than any dwarf shit I've seen
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>>736311317
>And how that affected dwarven society became a major plot point across several books.
Which sucked. Every time that plot point appeared the story got noticeably lower quality.
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>>736312928
Alfie is the weird outlier AND it had goblins in it and once the goblins arrived people only obsessed about them.
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>>736312687
Chaos dwarfs are cool. The ancient mesopotamian aesthetic is a great touch.
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>>736295679
>Dwarves are jewish coded
Fuck off kikenstein
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>>736310447
It's elf propaganda clearly, they are mad dwarves hide their women from humes instead of letting they breed with everything in sight.
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>>736313017
>Chaos dwarfs

ZOOOOLAHOOOO
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>>736312928
I tuned out of Alfie when it became about a shitty boring lesbian romance with that ugly, lanky goat woman and panel after panel of clam-slapping
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>>736313093
More half elves than elves in the capital city these days. Fucking pathetic state of affairs.
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>>736312973
Tbh I didn't even know they had goblins, I lost interest in it as soon as they had the meandering super boring plot with Alfie and that ugly goat chick. InCase has always drawn a cute goblin tho so can't say I'm surprised.
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>>736313134
but the sexiest scene was the time she fucked her friend by the lake
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>>736313108
HASHUT
HASHUT
HASHUT
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>>736311317
Fifth Elephant is actually a really weak story and not up to his usual standards for a narrative
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>>736313198
That was a sexy scene, not the sexiest which was Vera being a subby little onahole for Cillian in the mountain

But that was two drunk shortstacks going at it, not some prolonged milquetoast soap opera with the end result being Alfie pushing her puss against this
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>there are Chaos dwarfs
>but no Chaos elves

Care to explain?
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Any height smaller than 5 ft is consider pdf and the tranny and HR in twitter and california enforce it. This is the main reason you cannot make dwarves these day
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>>736308430
Rich maybe, but not deep. It's almost entirely tropes.
>Night Watch
Ankh Morpork being his best written setting only proves the point that he's at his best when not even writing high fantasy.
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>>736313438
>who is a Morathi
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>>736312928
The milf and the daughter should've fucked, I'm disappointed.
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>>736313438
There's a pretty big one desu
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>>736306368
>the faggot couple with tattoos of each other's beards
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>>736313550
>>736313614
Just a garden variety whore.
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>>736293218
spbp
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Any feature that makes a race more distinct than the human dimorphism I will always lean towards, hence bearded female dwarves is my go-to. For elves, I've always wanted the orientation and length of the ears to be a distinct feature between genders.
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>>736313609
Know what else is disappointing? The comic ended up looking like shit
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Its a shame, but in the end I dont care. Luv me dwarves, simple as.
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>>736313757
>InCase went full Tumblr artstyle
Literally what happened? I hadn't followed it since before covid but this is kinda crazy to see.
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>>736313757
How many of the characters in that room fucked each other? Is it all of them? It's all of them, isn't it?
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>>736313993
Every single one except the kids and maybe the cuck hobbit nigga holding the baby at the end of the table (don't remember him but he at least obv fucked the redhead friend) slept with either the blue haired hobbit or the hobbit milf sitting next to her.
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As someone who thinks they're a bit boring, I think it's because dwarves are only ever really used as jokes or filler to pretend a fantasy story is interesting. The only time they're ever really mentioned is when people are just spouting memes about the concept of dwarves overall. Elves, beastmen, monster girls or whatever other fantasy race are like that most of the time, but they also get enough serious roles in many things.
Obviously there are example of individual dwarves who are cool and interesting characters too, but there's not that many stories focusing on Dwarven culture or compelling Dwarven characters specifically. People usually only add them when they need blacksmiths or something and it's always the same generic portrayal.
Maybe this isn't actually aproblem in wrpgs though, I don't play those much.
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>>736313412
I forgot about this thing honestly
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>>736293696
I think elf criticism has been growing in recent years.
>lacking in urgency and incapable of short-term planning (they always think they can play the long-game)
>naive to a fault
>either overtly racist or japanese-style xenophobic (lighter touch but way more pervasive in every aspect of an interaction)
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>>736314326
I think that's understated. I think if you asked a person "in tune" with fantasy enough to know what an elf is what their opinion of them was, it's almost universally "they're assholes." I don't think they'd probably consider them "evil" but almost all elf related media recently has made them out to be insufferable cunts, even when they're good guys.
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>>736311781
Dwarfs are chudcore. The Karaz-Ankor had fallen. Billions must grudge.
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>>736310602
Win her heart with songs of old, gromril steel and hoards of gold
Ba-rumm da dumm da rumm dam dah
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>>736314651
Khazukan Kazakit-HA
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>>736314735
WRATH AND VENGEANCE
GRUDGE AND STRIFE
WE MARCH INTO
THE AFTERLIFE
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>>736313993
Speaking of beards, it's pretty much what Alfie's mother was. Incase injured his hand or something, IDK

>Goblin girls
Evil chicks have all the fun - license to be sexy and have that subverted at will.

>Halfling girls
Tavern wenches and thieves, enough said.

>Gnome girls
Freaky and eccentric girls get to be freaky and eccentric.

>Dwarf girls
Dour shieldmaidens and frumpy blacksmiths. I don't make the rules.
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>>736311060
kill a big orc in black fire pass, works everytime
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>>736314823
>implying dwarf girls aren't the craziest in the sack
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>>736293502
Rats
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>>736314240
>Maybe this isn't actually aproblem in wrpgs though
It is in basically every single WRPG except the TES games (and that's just because TES elves, Dwemer/dwarves included, were for the most part intentionally cooked up to be bizarre). Truthfully, though, the more common thing to do as of late has been to just straight up pretend dwarves don't even exist. BG3 is without a doubt the most high profile/popular piece of D&D media in literal decades, but it doesn't have a single dwarf companion (despite them having been a foundational race of the franchise) and every dwarf NPC who shows up is basically treated as just a short/stocky human.
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>>736313412
you fags actually READ smut?
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>>736294545
It got popular and popular = reddit on 4chan so the contrarianism must flow
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>>736308880
>dwarf women should just be human woman but a little shorter
When did /v/ stop agreeing that this sort of thing was stupid?
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>>736315829
When ugly women wanted to see themselves in games and got their wish
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>>736294545
Its like 10 faggots being contrarian towards a popular game and spamming the same threads.
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>>736292987
It gets boring when 95% of dwarf depictions are blacksmiths/craftsmen drunks or non-descript heavy armour soldiers
You'll get the occasional thief/rogue type if the dwarf is part of a criminal org but that just comes with the territory
There aren't enough of other depictions like Dwarf Shaman to move dwarves away from their stereotype
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>>736316065
I liked Varric's beardless dwarf thing, but that only works when it's 1 guy.
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>>736311592
Nah, that was just the version available in R34. Couldn't bother to log in to HF to get the big one.
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>>736315938
I fail to see the logic here
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Nigga dwarves
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>>736316324
EEEEEVEEERRYOOONE
GET IN HEEEEEERRREEE
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>>736292987
I'm sure /tg/ still loves them
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>>736313906
Got burnt out due to the hours needed to color one page. Got a major arm injury so couldn't draw for a while after that. Also ended up hating what kind of character Alfie became and couldn't course correct it without scrapping stuff. He still does the more detailed style on one off images and short comics.
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>>736292987
Dwarves in pop culture are way too derivative from Tolkien's. And his dwarves are derivative from that dude Siegfried decapitated.
You see the myth and that are weird shapeshifting magic creatures that sometime turns to stone when exposed to the sun. Hell, they might not even be short.
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>>736316878
WE'RE RICH!



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