Star Fox is a good game.
>delusional Krystalfags trying to ride Fox's coattails AGAINIt's been 30 years since Brawl and you retards have not changed one bit.
Krystal was a net negative on the franchise as a whole and the only good SF game is 64
Assault is a bad game thoughbeit.
>>736293712Prove it
>>736293712REMEMBER THE SWAAAMP REMEMBER MY SONG IN THE SWAMP
>>736293194Pokemon Snap is a better rail shooter than Star Fox
>>736293194Hmm. Sex.
>>736293194Recently I went to a vidya-comic convention that had a ton of fairies there, including a Krystal. I was going to hit on some of the ladies as what I would presume to be easy furry pussy, but I remembered/realized at the last moment just how likely that there's a tranny underneath.In that moment, I felt like I lost an avenue in quick casual sex in a way that hadn't been felt since STDs really hit people in the 80s
>>736295656Dude you cant let a surprise penis stop you. You should be able to tell by the voice immediately upon flirting. If you get hit with surprise penis, just take the loss and shake his hand for a game fair played.
>>736293194Okay i think I'm crazy but hear me out. I can find no mention of this anywhere even from furries. If anyone has a copy of adventure or a cube emulator please test this for me i need to know if my dumb teen brain imagined this but I have vivid memories.Im not a furry but I was a dumb horny teen and I looked up her skirt in adventure when shes stuck in the crystal with the binoculars item. If you angle it right you can actually see between her legs and I swear I remember seeing what I assumed as a kid was just a poorly rendered pussy.No ones mentioned this anywhere and I cant imagine furries wouldn't have had a field day on this if they knew.
>>736293194Zero only on the Wii U was a waste
>>736294050And it has more furry girls I want to fuck. Starfox Adventures only has the one.
>>736295961I don't think you've ever been to a proper walkaround convention. You've no idea how fucking loud shit is, how hard it is to hear people even without the fukken headpiece on, and how tight your schedule is. Losing the time it takes to hit on someone enough to actually walk away where you can properly hear them, just to be able to notice that their "girl voice" is fake as fuck, is highway robbery. Without a guarantee the women are actually women, it's just not worth it. Even something as small as that bites heavily into your valued time hitting up stalls and what not. It was only worth losing when you were guaranteed mediocre midwest puss from a 20 year old furry that growled while riding your dick like she was growling at all her daddy issues.
I'm taking the chance.
>>736293194Human men
>>736293339>IT'S ABOUT FOX!>First thing he refers to is a fucking smash gameIt's okay, it was either that or the mario movie. I won't even count Fox riding the coattails of Rare and DP.
>>736300198how much money would you need to wear that to a furry convention
>>736301664Just let me keep the suit.
>>736293712nope. its a kids game and it was good and me and the boys had fun split screen deathmatching
For me it's Dogzeela's Krystal.
>>736301945It's shit, bimbos are a bad fetish.
my wife
The only good r34 of Star Fox is gay furry.
>>736293712Correct, but it's also the Star Fox game with the most potential.If the rumors are true and the other Star Fox game isn't a traditional one, I do hope they go for Assault 2.
>>736302206I just hope they continue the story. They can make up way more badguys and far more fleet related battles.
>star fox is goodWell let's see shall we?>1Dated boomer game>2 Never officially released >64Short arcade game that you can 100% all paths within 3 hours >AdventureA butchered Rare adventure game half finished with nice sound track>AssaultThe only game in the series made by a semi competent dev, the ace combat studio. And the only one to develop the series>CommandRepetitive fur fag fan fic game disowned by nintendo when the devs fur affinity shit got leaked. Nds exclusive so it plays like shit.>Defence force A neat little tie in game for zero>ZeroWaggle gimmick shit that no one bought and fewer people played
>>736293712>"nooo it's bad because of these metrics!"Shut up nerd, a game is good if you have fun playing it, and Assault is really fun.
>>736301945It's better than the nanogrr one but it's still not right. I know that's an "edit" of the base, but even the base is too ESL coded.
Most of them.Sure as fuck isn't because of that blue bitch though.
>>736302194this may come as a shock to you, but perhaps you only believe this because you are a gay furry
asscubesnoysalt tears are so delicious
