How does /v/ feel about amazon/warrior women in vidya? Especially when they are 6 feet tall and muscled
>>736295374As long as they dont demean men as a sex, calling them inferior/weak/insecure/sexist and are real characters instead, I like them.
>>736295374ps1 version is pretty crude and i guess it's alright if you really like xena.ps2 version i have not played, but from my understanding it's more or less same game. coudl be wrong.gameboy one was some weird shit that i didn't bother with
licky licky licky licky licky
>>736295508nevermind. checked some ps2 footage and it doesn't look even remotely same game as ps1 one. remembered wrong
>>736295374Love'emSimple as
>>736295374I feel like they owe me sex.
>>736295374I played Asscreed Odyssey as Kassandra it was KINO, really gave off the Xena vibes
>>736295374More please.
>>736295374Xena is great. Are any of her games worth playing?
i'd bet most of current /v/ wouldn't even recognize xena
>>736295821i had the PSX game, it was janky as hell but fun, the chakram was neat to use because once you throw it you can steer it around like a guided missilemy mom was big into the show and had the entire series on VHS
>>736295821not really, but ps1 one is the least worst one imo
>>736295374>Especially when they are 6 feet tall and muscledWhy not just make them a man at that point?
Pretty good, to be honest.>>736296124Because men are ugly and unpleasant.
>>736296124>Why not just make them a man at that point?This early and the homosexual underground is already coming out
>>736296124Because the appeal is defeating the amazon, claiming her womb and having strong children. Can't do that with a dude.
>>736296370So are big muscular women, they also look like mutated freakazoids.>>736296457>He says when the majority of people who like big muscular women want to assume the female role in the relationshipShan't be fooling me.
>>736295374as long as they are still feminine in body proportions and such they are peakif it's just a gigachad without a beard and equipped with big milkers or just a cutesy female head on a powerlifter's body I hope whoever made it dies
Xex with Xena.
>>736295374My greatest fantasy is to be beat to death by a woman bigger than me (not human bigger mor like like 3-4 meters tall, space marine like) and after that raped till i die from exaustion or she strangles me. She can also peg me, if she wants.So yeah i am pretty happy with those in my vidya.
>>736296775How do you get beaten to death and then raped until you die? Is she a cleric too?
>>736296851>beaten to deathIt's a figure of speech brah. It's more like "at an inch from death" or shit like that.
>>736295374lucy lawless used to be so hot, seeing her getting banged in Spartacus... Bitch was really good
>>736295374warrior princess xena was awesome, the hercules colab was sick as fuck
>>736296652>the majority of peopleWho cares? I know what I like.
>>736296762i propose a superior, although risky, alternative
>>736296912I genuinely don't think I have ever heard 'beaten to death' just for emphasis when somebody hasn't actually died. Beaten to death usually means beaten to death. Not to be too anal, I just thought it was a little funny.
>>736296946based rob tapert cast her, fell in love with her, then married her and had 2 sons with her and have been together for 30 years, it's not fair bros
>>736297003You are the minority. So big musclar women will just attract a bunch of effeminate fags to shit up the player base and discussion
>>736297825>player base and discussionThe player base and discussion of what community specfically?
>>736297825anon you are so gay
>>736297926Of the character. I also forgot, futafags will immediately latch onto her, so that's one more piece of shit in the basket
>>736298802Oh what character?Xena?
>>736299063Big muscular female characters, like I just said. See Zarya, Junker Queen or Angel for examples.
>>736298802>futafagsit's actually just gooners using futas as a male replacement because they're too goonbrained to be able stand the sight of a man in the context of sex and/or unable to admit their homosexuality so they cope with muscle futa/femboy pairing because it's "straight" instead of typical chad/femboy homosexand it's characters like karlach from bg3, who are very manly looking already and with male-like personalities and not characters like xena who is obviously a woman who behaves like a womanif you don't believe me just go look up whatever popular booru sitekarlach is a half-baked meme bait character from a game that came out recently and has tons of futa porn, where she is displayed as even more manly and jackedxena is an iconic amazon character that has been beloved for decades and barely has any futa porn of herit doesn't make ANY sense until you realise that 99.9% of "futafags" are closeted bi- or homosexualsand they don't want women with cocks, they want men who are feminine enough to not hit them straight in their insecurities but not too feminine, because then they don't get their homo enjoymentfuta porn intended for the people who like women, just with cocks, is borderline impossible to find in this day and ageit's almost all just gay porn in a shoddy disguise
>>736299560Sounds like you're making problems in your head after seeing a lot of futa porn
>>736295374>6 feet tallShould be taller.
>>736298802>>736299764You know no one was talking about futa shit until you guys came in right?
Look at this warrior, she is awesome
>>736299841the long rant about homos was my first post in this thread
>>736299791No, it's reality
>>736300034>>736300112You guys can leave you know?You don't have to be in a thread you don't likeIt's not court mandated for you to be here
>>736295854But I do, used to watch her show sometimes after school, also Hercules, and some other, sci fi, like Stargate SG1.
>>736295374good tonsee it's the same people posting on bith /tv/ and /v/.
>>736295374I play norn in guild wars
They're great.
We need more women in blacksmithing.
>>736305454I remember that scene from my childhood. Something awoke in me that day. I ended up a healthy heterofile
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>>736305454>>736305979>Actual musclesRespect
Bow Amazon is strictly an inferior ranged dex class design to demon hunter and I will die on that hill. Melee amazons are ok.
>>736306106She was an actual body builder and Ms. Olympia six years in a row.
>>736295374We need more desu
>>736306274gross
>>736305454She cheated
>>736306428She makes up for it.
>>736295374God I'd love a Xena game that just fully embraces the pulpy action
>>736300139How else can they shit up the threads with their pissing whining about muscle women, homosexuality, and futa?
>>736306573
>>736306573This was the goofiest fucking fight in the whole series.
>series was awesome bar a few bleh episodes here and there>Twilight of the Gods arc was absolute retardation and garbage>final season tripped and belly-flopped on a bed of spikes hardI'm still mad.
>>736296652do you check in with the majority opinion every time you do anything?
>>736306507I miss those times.It used to be all lighthearted, sexy fun.Nowadays you'd have one political side telling you how this scene is emasculating and responsible for the end of the west while the other political side would go into schizoid detail about systematic oppression, male gaze and other bs. Giving retarded fags a platform was a mistake.Listening to retarded fags was an even bigger one.
>>736306274Kassandra would have been fine if the game was more fantasy but it tries to be more grounded and female warriors just don't work outside of fantasy.
>>736306795>>736307064exactly, just embrace the madness, a dynamic full on pulp combat system designed to let you style on enemies and perform the silliest trickshots with all kinds of inexplicably convenient objects around to bounce of or ropes to cut from distance
>>736307426
>>736295650I feel like they owe me RAPE
>>736307448Odyssey and Valhalla are practically fantasy games with a lightly historical coat of paint. Kassandra specifically is explicitly a superhuman with a magic weapon that makes her even stronger.
As long as they don't have post 2012 feminist delusions I don't care.
>>736295854I only know her from Simpson and Wikipedia
>>736307561as in me being raped ofc
They're great. Anytime an RPG lets me make my own characters, like in Dragon Quest 3, I always make an amazon lady.
>>736307561Doesn't that defeat the point?
>>736295374complete nonsense and shouldnt exist. no female should be portrayed as a physical fighter of any kind, under any circumstances, in any medium or setting because guess what. females are not fighters, and no, statistical anomalies like girls hopped up on testosterone who do womens boxing do not count specifically because they are anomalies its such an enormous breach in reality that it instantly turns a game to a 0/10. the only time it is even remotely acceptable to see a woman in combat at all is if A. she is using magic of some kind appropriate to the setting AND B. all the men on her side are dead or extremely outnumbered. nothing else makes senseand fuck thirsty virgin weebs and their fapbait too
>>736307426youre wrong. there were always those discussions, you were just a dumb ignorant closeted child at the time so you didnt see them
>>736307963Unless this is bait, having this level of autism for fiction is hilarious.
>>736308053It is baitWhy else would he space his sentences?
>>736295374Big women need to be tender and nurturing, I don't like mean bitches
>>736307748
>>736308053>Futa WarriorsLewd and sus
>>736295374Female warriors are a fundamentally flawed concept, females are needed for breeding, you cant afford to lose them in battles (physically inferior anyways)If there are females in combat in a game you know that 0 thought went into world building and that the game has no merit.
>>736308442nah, the point of games is to be far removed from reality because reality is dogshit
Realism fags really are the worst. Not only do they empower such nonsense like morality outrage to carry out their crusades ("sexy women aren't realistic!") but their kind also can't comprehend fantasy nor video games as a medium due to their incessant, inherently retarded tendency to restrict things to our reality's ruleset.There's so much unrealistic stuff that goes unchecked that people generally don't care that much about. If it looks good, if it looks good. If it makes for a more interesting plot, it's fine, etc. It's nice that realism fags know their stuff, I guess, but to what end does it really matter? Especially in entertainment? Also, just because someone overlooks a detail doesn't mean they're stupid or haven't done their research. It might be that it's simply not relevant.
>>736308910they aren't actually realismfags, they just hate women and are also cowards so they need to hide it behind something more acceptable (realism)
>>736308910Funny enough every realism fag you'll meet loves spaghetti westerns but any historian could tell you how nothing in those films could happen due to the fact everyone would be too busy working their jobs to be able to have time to be a sharp shooter or rob someone
>>736308910don't forget how they bring up warfare strategic choices as if they have any relevance to heroic figures who are operating decidedly outside of any military consideration
After all these years, I am still surprised Dragon's Crown is not on PC. It has been so long that you can now emulate it for the systems it originally came out on. Easily.>>736308113L-lewd...>>736308969>>736309376This. Even if you made a woman a giantess to compensate for women being weaker than men IRL, they'll just call you a degenerate. You can't win, so just post stronk women to make them mad.
I'm just here to see how far I get into the thread before someone brings up futa
>>736309467Someone already brought up futa earlier and they were promptly called gay for doing so
>>736309376best part is the ones that ask for "historically accurate Sparta" but then also go "but don't include the part where women were the wealthiest land owners and the kings their puppets in Sparta"
>>736295374they make my peepee become the big peepee
>>736309558"or any of the gay stuff"
Phoenix Marie and Lexi Belle as Xena and Gabrielle
>>736309376gotta be honest, youve got me here. i fucking hate the portrayal of women 'fighters' but i do love spaghetti westernsfemale fighters are still retarded as a concept though and anyone with even an ounce of intelligence and critical thinking will immediately lose all sense of immersion in a game if they appear
>>736309730or how their god their ass beaten by Thebes' warrior gay couples
>>736308031kill yourself
>>73630990290% of characters in your spaghetti western should be black by the waycowboys were predominantly black
>>736309972or Mexican
>>736309558if you think women, who could not hold any leadership positions, who could not vote for ephors (or anything else for that matter), whose marriages were chosen for them by their fathers, who could not own property at all since it was owned by her husband or father, and who were not allowed to fight in a country that lionized and glorified warriors held power in any way shape or form, then ive got a bridge in atlantis to sell youyoure absolutely right about the gay stuff though sparta was faggy as hell
>>736309902Well at least you admit you're hypocriteMost just double down
>>736309972>blacksnahmexicans maybe if youre in the southern part, but not nigs. first of all most spaghetti westerns are set in the 19th century which means theres a very good chance that its actually set DURING the civil war, which also means practically the entire south was slave country, which means blacks would not be allowed to do such a thing; though i will admit enforcement was probably kinda shit way out westyou just dont know your history my guy
>>736307757
>>736310169the South is not the West, you fucking retard
>>736310050my man, we have the literal documents of Sparta and the entire place was run by a cabal of ultra-wealthy heiresses due to Sparta's inheritance system giving a man's property to his widow who could then re-marry someone young and wealthy wait for them to die in battle and gain their property too
>>736310207you're gonna sit there and try to tell me that texas doesnt count as the west huhwellyoure wrong. texas along accounted for an enormous chunk of all 'western' small towns, waystations, settlements and homesteads because most of the unorganized territories were empty as fuck during this time period
>>736295374Safe horny bullshit.
>>736310272youre confusing wealth with power. yes, the heiress gold diggers were wealthy, but they were not powerful. they had no political influence and socially they were still beneath the vast majority of men (which is also why they had no political influence). it was not a time period where women were listened to, it was a time period were women were slapped across the mouth and told to shut up if she started to intrude in 'men's affairs' (aka war, politics, and most other things)if there is one group on the planet who are immune to simping, its faggots, and the greeks were very gay
>>736310609Bot post
>>736310169most spaghetti westerns are set after the Civil War, and set in the Southwest.
>>736310609
>>736310617>owning all the stuff doesn't equal powerlollmao
>>736310617they were the ones who would pay for the armies because the kings were too poor to afford itevery single military endeavor had to be run past them because otherwise Sparta couldn't afford to outfit it's army
>>736310672incorrect, spaghetti westerns are set during the 19th century, aka 1800-1900. the civil war started in 1861 and lasted until 1865, which means that for 65 percent of the 19th century, slave states were VERY MUCH a thing, and plenty of spaghetti westerns are set within that 65 percent time block. granted that some probably take place after, especially if they feature black characters, but most are set either during or before the civil warand they arent set in the southwest either they're set in the west period, which constitutes texas, the western part of louisiana, what we'd now call new mexico (and sometimes just regular mexico too), and the southern parts of modern day california. the unorganized territories in that picture up there ^ were almost never the setting because they were empty as fuck and people just traveled through it rather than settling in it.
>>736310920and cattle drivers in western texas were largely slaves during the slavery period so they would all still be black
>>736310858i think youre forgetting the fact that if any of them said no, those two kings and their armed men could and would just take out their swords and take the money or property. having wealth is not having power; not in a pre-modern society where strength and the amount of armed men who will follow your commands is kingthose heiresses were basically piggy banks
>>736310983>slaves>put on a horse and given stewardship of large amounts of very, very valuable cattle>and they can't be bound or anything since that would stop them from herding>on a horse no less>in a location where cattle rustling, theft, and attacks by outlaws were not exactly rare>slaves>who mind you have probably never been on a horse in their life or handled cattle in any capacity at allyou wanna think about that one again pal?no way in hell would any slave owner be stupid enough to try and use slaves for that, it's an open invitation for them to ride off on that horse, fuck everything up, or join the outlaws
>>736311010and they often said no and that never happened, I wonder why, maybe because they realized that pissing off the people who have all the money is a poor idea because as much as you'd love to keep up a myth of spartan military power, most of your soldiers would still switch sides for enough money, not to mention how inciting a civil war against the people who own 95% of your wealth means they can buy off other city states to come put you in your placeand before you bring up anything in regards to honor and what not, remember, the literal only reason Sparta won the Peloponnesian war is because of gigantic loads of Persian gold
>>736295374I think we need more of them
>>736311124>who mind you have probably never been on a horse in their life...you do realize there's multiple references to black men riding horses through town to break them in for their owners right?
>>736311010>have a lot of money>just pay for more armed soldiers than the king can afford>but wealth isn't power guys!
>>736311124being a cattle driver is a truly awful job, so yeah, it was a job for the bottom rung of society (i.e. slaves).
>>736308053There are plenty of anon who truly believe women being anything else than silent incubators and house slaves in an affront to God, Man, and the Universe. One wonders how often they abuse their mothers and other female relations.
>>736311410They just have issues from living in their mom's basement for so long and never actually going out and meet other women
>>736311410they're massive cowards so they would never say any of it to an actual physical woman, much less one they know personally
>>736295374>Especially when they are 6 feet tallWhy not 8 feet tall?
>>736311589Woah anon, let's not get crazy now
>>736311410>i'll imagine a monster scenario and pretend it's realYou're exactly the same as troon haters.
>>736311208>>736311261so now were just making shit up i see, okay lmao>>736311281if you think soldiers of any stripe in that day and age would accept a female commander or even a female employer, then youre as delusional as the rest of these fags. not to mention that going against the kings meant that now you were breaking what passed for law in those times and youd be killed alongside those women who told them no
>>736311589Go on.
>>736295374what's this pic from?
>>736311694you're absolutely fooling yourself if you think anyone willing to sell their services as a soldier gives a shit where the money is coming from>going against the kings meant that now you were breaking what passed for law in those times you really don't understand how anything works, huh
>>736311208>>736311261>>736311281>>736311694You know this conversation would actually end faster if one of you would actually pull out a source for this info
>>736311410nah, its just being unwilling to put up with outlandishly unrealistic nonsense and knowing how barbaric most of human history is, and most games that feature physical fighters of any kind are set in past historical periods or settings that greatly resemble them.notice how im not bitching at all about, for example, a female from star trek shooting a phaser, or a female in a modern day environment shooting some dumb dickhead with a pistol. or a female from either of those two settings having some form of political or socioeconomic powerthese things are reasonable in modern and futuristic civilized settings where the genders are generally equal outside of biology. they are not reasonable and are absurd in pre-modern settings and in any situation that involves a woman physically fighting a man
>>736311694>would accept a female commander or even a female employerThey would accept the exiled commander said woman hired to lead themalso people went against kinds all the time, especially when the end result of your campaign was likely said king stopping being the king And again, they were wealthy enough to hire mercenaries, which you know, greece was famous for and most importantly, they often said no or made demands and never once were they forcefully stripped of their money, there's more kings being overthrown than heiresses being crossed
>>736311842Oldy enough a xena cross raid shadow legends promotion
>>736311842Xena's iconic appearance in the hit game Raid Shadow Legends
>>736311901What about in a post apocalypse setting in the future like mad max fury road?
>>736311920>>736311932I guess they're expecting all these boomers to play shitty mobile games lmao
>>736311985Or just nerds who watched the show on reruns in the 2000's
>>736311694>>736311901I applaud you for the excellent bait and shitposting, you've amassed a good collection of (You)s. Try to tone down the pretend eloquence and fancy speech, though, you're making it too obvious.
>>736295374Uhhhhh sex?Uhhhhhh... sex?Uhhhhhhhh.....
mommy
>>736311858you're the one exposing yourself for not knowing how spartan law workedlet me explain for you, since you are obviously ignorantthe two kings were both the head priests and the warleaders of the state. they could declare war, command the armies, et cetera. the ephors were 5 elected men (elected by other men) who handled the majority of legislative matters, except, and this is the key part, matters of inheritance (and adoption but thats not important for this). the two kings held authority over thateither of the spartan kings could quite literally point at anyone, male or female, and say 'you do not inherit your dead relative's stuff, this person (or the state) gets it'the female heiresses were entirely dependent on the kings allowing them to inherit anything from cycling through rich husbands. and consequently, the kings controlled the women and the wealth they held, because either one could take that wealth away by declaring their inheritances invalid now did the kings bitch and fight with the ephors about things? yes. did the kings power diminish over time in favor of the ephors? also yes. but at no point did the heiress women of sparta hold any sort of political power whatsover, they were literally just a piggy bank for the politically powerful men, and anyone claiming otherwise is just flat out delusional since at that point in history, women were very much seen as lesser than men
>>736311980thats a tough one to theorize about, since in a post apocalyptic setting, youve got society having been blasted back to the stone age but the people, at least for the first few generations or so, still probably have a generally civilized first world mind-set (assuming that the setting takes place in a spot where that existed before the apocalypse)i think that women would still be kept away from fighting in such a scenario unless things were desperate, just out of biological and reproductive necessity, but everyone would feel really shitty about doing it. i dont think women would start being seen as lesser until several generations passed and people who had known no other life grew to adulthood and took control of matters
>>736312105>Amazon protecting her twink bf
And then she time traveled to the future and married a fat libertarian who worked for the parks department.
>>736312239>and say 'you do not inherit your dead relative's stuff, this person (or the state) gets it'I'm going to ask you a question and I want you to give a reasonable answer to this"If they could prevent all wealth from accumulating in the hands of a select few women, why did they never exercise this power?"
>>736312392I don't know if that will work because based off what's seen in road warrior and thunder dome that it was just the area Immortan Joe was in that had a small supply of women The other movies had the women working and fighting regularly
>>736312567Stop feeding the troll.
>Xena + Muscle mommy appreciation thread
>>736312958
>>736312567your question has a simple answer anon, made up of several parts. ill go through them one at a timefirst: competition. understand that the two kings were almost never friendly with each other, and each was vying against the other for more prestige, power, and control. if one king starts taking the wealth from the heiress for himself, the other king will act against him. its like mutually assured destruction. one of the kings wouldnt take the money from the heiresses because if he did, the other king would do the same and it would start a fight between them, leading not only to economic upheaval as ownership of lands, buildings, liquid money et cetera changed hands, but also political upheaval as the kings are now visibly being seen fighting with each other for powersecond: tradition. one of the functions of the two kings was explicitly to uphold the traditions of sparta; and traditionally, a king is supposed to be above petty greed and hoarding. now everyone knows that thats bullshit and kings are no more immune to greed than anyone else, but its important for tradition that he *appear* to be above it. plus, theres also the tradition of inheritance as a whole, so while the kings did have control over it, they exercised that power rarely since to do so constantly would be breaking with the tradition theyre supposed to be symbols of. i imagine the conversation went something like this: 'we know youre twisting the law to accrue wealth for yourselves. you can keep it and live in luxury if you fund the wars we need. refuse, and we'll take it from you and deal with the consequences however we must'. the heiresses were not stupid, and taking that kind of deal is a no-brainerthird coming up in another post
>>736312567>>736313083third: economic consolidation. ask yourself this, is it easier to fund the state (or a war) by taking small amounts from a million people or by taking a large amount from a dozen? obviously from the dozen. you need far fewer accountants, enforcers, et cetera to accomplish that since the number of people youre dealing with is small. not to mention that doing it this way, if you have control over those wealth-holders (which the kings did) allows you to control the wider economy of the realm much easier, as opposed to having wealth spread out across enormous swaths of people
>>736296124>Why not just make them a man at that point?Do men have vaginas, tits and feminine faces?
>>736295453This is okay if they get humiliated afterwards, especially if they're forced to submit through sex.
>>736312038yeah that would be 30 year old boomers
>>736313571>30 year old boomersYou don't know what boomer means do you?
>>736313703how new?
>>736313938Anon, use your brain, what is boomer slang for?
>>736314257The exploding zombies from L4D Do you honestly not know the X year old boomer meme
>>736313019She played a henchwoman in a JVCD movie where it's also implied she wanted to rape the female lead and I cannot get that scene out of my head.
>>736295572>>736295634>>736295650>>736295658>>736295732fpbp
>>736314413I have never heard that meme in the time I've been here
>>736314526Leave this place, you've got your whole life ahead of you, zoomzoom.
>>736314630Motherfucker I'm 32
>>736295374Xena was a girlboss done right.
>>736314872How so?
>>736295374I like them.
>>736314962
it's weird, Lucy Lawless never did anything for me when I was younger and saw her on Xena, but she activated the absolute shit out of my neurons when she was on Spartacus for some reason.
>>736315175She was older, you were older.
>>736295374Wanna marry them though...
>>736315269Rekt
>>736295374>Matriarchal desert people consisting entirely of female warriors dressed in bikini>You’re helping them kill the king who wanted equality>All this while travelling through time and trying to stop the Queen of the Aztecs from fucking the tentacle monster
I want to go back to the 90s
>>736295374extremely immersion breaking
>>736315432Was hoping they'd release Act 5 by now and steal some of the new Diablo dlc's momentum
>>736296762>Xena wants xex!God, so do I with her.
>>736295374I like it when they're paired with a muscular guy and they share a singular brain cell
>>736295374christ this show was woke as hell, fucking tranny propaganda.i mean christ, look at tranny trying to pretend to be a woman with that hideous sharp strong jawline and cheekbone.fuck this DEI shit.
I prefer demigoddesses. At least they have some rationale for being super strong.
>>736306507>Kevin Sorbo realizing that his contract just got shattered in real timeMaori boy in the back knows what's up
>>736315175For me, as hot as Lucy is, she's low on the list of hotties in the Xenaverse. Callisto, Aphrodite, Gabrielle, Discord, Tara... There's no powergap and she's right there on their heels, but in the fantasy orgy I'm probably going to need a hydration break before I get to her.
>>736315637Aren't amazon women kind of demigods in their own right?
>>736315636you do realize that this is a perfectly fine white woman and was considered the ideal beauty standard 30 years ago, right?fucking weebs
>>736315558This month for sure
>>736315997Stinks like shit and curry in here, goddamn!
>>736315997SEXHEMA
>>736315636Wait until you realize how wacko Xena is irl. The bitch would be a tree fucking jew strangler if that wasn't considered a form of high treason by the standing government.
>>736316037Sorry but all white people died in the first game
>>736316180It's like a temu version of the ninja gaiden 2 blood goddess
>>736316180Whoa perhaps I was too harsh on Blizzard...
>>73631599130 years ago the internet and globalization didn't exist, we were just stuck in our own small town village with the only chicks available being the inbred town bicycle.now we have opportunities and bigger selection of women to choose from.i choose small docile tight yellow meat, not fucking white gorilla roasties.
>>736316264>BlizzardThat's poe 2
>>736316285Based bumfuck town dweller. Never settle for less if you don't have to
>Protagonists have to pass through the Jungle of Amazonia to reach their end destination>Encounters with warrior women are completely filler but provide some heart-pounding moments for the male heroes
>>736316371That makes sense.
>>736315636>>736316285you guys with yellow fever fucking disgust me.these asian women are so formless and look like children, that's not sexy at all.i want my women to look like... ACTUAL woman.I want my women to have SHARP DEFINED features.A nice sharp pointed chin.A cleopatra nose.Nice round polished cheekbones.A pronounced brow ridge to highlight her sunken eyes.A pronounced jawlineNice plump disk sucking lips.You hear me? SHARP!I don't want women with soft features who look like little children.
>>736295374Warrior women should fight with their vagina out.
>>736315175I felt guilty masturbating to Lucy Loveless in Sparatacus, I used to idolize her more than Hercules as a kid
>>736316558Finally, a sensible post
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>>736316557sounds like a whole lotta cope to me bro
>>736316558only if the warrior men fight with their dicks out, permanently hard as a warrior should be
>>736316558This
>kicks you
>>736295374yes
>>736317470Built for cuddling men a head shorter than her.
>>736317470i like my women with a bush so hairy that she doesn't need to wear pants or underwear at all.
>>736317957Wait a minute, this post...
Is this the based thread?
>>736318017These movies with hyper masculine males are fucking hilarious because they aren’t legally allowed to show hot girls on tv. So these giga studs always end up tv dating a 6/10. But their real life onahole is like an 8/10 at least. TVs pretty gay dude, they’re allowed to show us hot men but not hot girls. Thats actually why gay porn is way better to jack off to. You might’ve noticed the porn quality increases the gayer you get, that’s intentional.
>>736297054Callisto is the source for my love of blondes
>>736318192You know I was wondering recently about how all female porn stars are gross tatted up skanks and then you see those gachimuchi memes and all the dudes are pristine gigachads What's up with that?
