Pokemon fans be like AWOOGA
>>736295439Literally made for sex
>>736295439Post her mom
Yeah they never fuck up the girl designs.
>>736295439AWOOOOOOGGGGGAAAAAAA I NEED TO SUCK ON THOSE PERFECTLY FLAT LITTLE ANIME GIRL TITTIES MMMMM
>>736295439pedophile core
>>736295439I wish I were a cute girl so I could were those trousers; they are incredibly aesthetically pleasing.
>>736297080 (me)wear*
>>736295439>LanaMogged by her mom>LillieMogged by her mom>Mallow...ok you got me there, Mallow mogs her mom
>>736297117ok buffalo bill
>>736295439I say this but I'm not a Pokemon fan.
why is her head so much larger than her torso?
>>736297309BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>736297208no need for mogging, I have a big bed and I like oyakodon
>>736297561Exaggerated neoteny
>>736295439insanely breedable, what were they thinking?!
>>736297680should be banned world wide
How can hebes compete?
>that dorokuma animation
>>736295439>literally the most purest and nicest girl in all Alola>somehow everyone has agreed thinking she is having sex with dirty old men behind the curtains for money everydayHuuuuh?
>>736295558Unlike you
>>736298348Catholic Schoolgirl Effect.
>>736298348Because poketards know they have zero chance with any pokegirl ever so they headcanon them as being cock hungry sluts because it gives them hope that they will be able to have sex with them but jokes on them they are not cock hungry sluts outside of their delusions and even if they were they still would not want anything to do with them
>>736298384I'm not gay
>>736295439Breed
>>736297309MOB FACE SEXOOOO
>>736298410Jewish schoolgirl effect*
>>736298448>Zero chanceMisty is generally pretty desperate and would probably be up for anything as long as you didn't look like old bastard and made sure to shower.
>>736298448Anon they're fictional characters, I don't think anyone other than genuine schizos think they have a chance with any pokegirl.
>>736298448Or... You could force them.
>>736298613Misty is literally a celebrity in the Pokemon, why would she wants to date a 4chan loser out of any people? I swear you fags delusions of thinking pokegirl would actively give you fags a chance is way cringier than Chris Chan delusion of the dimensional merge
>>736298967>B-but i will rape
>>736298139I don't get it.
>>736299068Literal brown tranny horrorslop reaction pic from censored shit that removed important scenes because trannies are scared of lolis. Cry about pokemon more.
>>736299125Basically its a pedo animation of the pointing pointing out if you want to fuck her daughter
>>736298121*bbaltong
>>736295439Sexo
>>736298032>not all of themhttps://litter.catbox.moe/xu1y7fgmwnaejbo9.mp4
Brb afk
Lana lovehttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/61328395
>>736297309I would like to do this.
>>736295439You poor idiot, if only you knew how low the bar is.
AWOOGA
>>736295439Built for fat ojisans like me
>>736300131Sauce?
>>736299019See her scene in Gen 2 where she's trying and failing to date some guy.
>>736298967
Lana is not one of my favorite PokéGirls per se, but I like how TINYSMOL she usually is
post bonnie
>>736299068>rape=brownI guess the vikangz that wypipo loves so much weren't actually white
>art by Vpans Ecstacy>pixiv /en/artworks/60129281awuooohga....
>>736295439I prefer older women.
>>736301906Imagine the sex
>>736298032they don't have to
>>736301984Mohn is a lucky fucking bastard
>>736295439Yes.>>736295558fpbp
>>736301906The perfect mom.
>>736303256She's kind of a shit mom honestly but that wouldn't stop me from railing her into having another kid.
>>736295439I have a friend who unironically says that because the wiki states her age could be anywhere between 11 and 19, that it's more ethical to jerk off to her than to Misty who is stated to be 10-11 in the anime.
>>736303379He's thinking pragmatically. He's just pre-emptively covering his ass with the "schrodinger's loli" claim.
>memes and porn thread with furry OP image gets deleted>memes and porn thread with loli OP image stays upJannies are pretty alright sometimes.
>>736303379This is just one of many reasons why splitting hairs over the age of fictional characters that were drawn and didn't actually go through human development is retarded. A lot of really popular porn characters have no stated age.
>>736301906me too
>>736299345>>736298139>>736298032how could the anime create such a perfect family?
>>736301906The amount of effort it would take to get that strap around her neck is fucking insane
>>736298032>>736298139>>736299345>>736304313Garbage nameless non-character you only like for off-model art
>>736303591No furries outside of /b/ and /trash/ is always pretty consistently enforced because furfags are habitual oversteppers.
>>736304712And? OLM should have considered the consequences of "what if we gave Lana's mom a real design that was just Lana but a mom", especially a mother of three children.
>>736304712>garbage nameless non-characterand still pretty famous
>>736295439I really didn't care for her much when she was first unveiled during the prerelease marketing period. She was just another character who they described as "hardworking elder sister in a fisherman's family". Basically stale bread in textual form.Then the game released and she's the most fun character in the entire thing. You go in expecting that same stale bread and she's actually a devious prankster who's horny for swimmers.
>>736304712She actually does have a character in the anime, which is where that design of hers comes from. Weirdly despite that they still never gave her a name.
>>736295439Give her big titties
>>736298610>implying jews are more attractive or you yourself find them more attractive.Something only a jew would say or think to be honest.
>>736305249Anon, the Catholic schoolgirl stereotype is about them being slutty, not about them being attractive. He's saying that applies to Jewish schoolgirls instead.
>>736295936Gotchu senpai
>>736298032by being sexier, and not being used goods.
>>736305348Oh I see, I misunderstood.>the Catholic schoolgirl stereotype is about them being sluttyI'm Catholic and while some did the right thing and got married and stayed married, unfortunately that was a big problem growing up I noticed that no one in my Church was willing to tackle straight on. Part of the reason I believe women can never truly be Christian and why I believe parents, especially Catholics, should ban their daughters from attending college until after marriage and a child.
>>736301356kiss my ass
>>736305729I actually find the idea that Lana's Mom and Lusamine have experience even hotter. I bet they're fucking wild in bed.
>>736305836> no one in my Church was willing to tackle the fact that humans have sexUnless everyone is ugly or are kept in a hole 24/7, that's kind of inevitable.
>>736306276>Unless everyone is ugly or are kept in a hole 24/7, that's kind of inevitable.I guess you don't know how serious Catholics are taught to treat marriage and to reserve sex only for who you marry. Because if you can't even obey your own rules and standards, then whats the point? Weakness is never respected.Still better then Prots and Lutherans, Martin Luther would have more in common with the Catholic Church in the modern era and hate modern Lutheranism, they don't even read his works.
>>736306036Don't mind me if I do
>>736307121>I guess you don't know how serious Catholics are taught to treat marriage and to reserve sex only for who you marry.I'm only speaking on human nature, it's entirely irrelevant to what I said that certain people want to oppose that nature. Although funnily enough I was raised catholic only that a very large number of people who remain religious don't follow chastity because again that's like telling humans to only eat bread for their entire lives
>>736295439Finally, some good video games on this board
>>736307416You don't have to remain chaste. Once married you can have all the sex you want, my Catholic church even offers lessons on how to figure out safe days so you can have all the sex you want while not being pregnant so you won't ever have to consider abortion.Its really a win win, no abortion, no single mother's, and you're free to have all the sex you want.
>>736296302this is me but remove anime from that sentence
>>736308012Lana would ABSOLUTELY do this.
>>736308012slut slut whore
>>736295439yes
>>736304712>muh off-model artif the design wasn't good in the first place the character wouldn't be getting any art at all
>>736308638If I offered to give her a foot massage, would she accept?
>0 mention analBruh.
>>736309421Anal is gross.
>>736308168>You don't have to remain chaste. Once married you can have all the sex you want,no shit and most people, by nature, would like to have sex before then.I'm not even sure what you're doing in this loli thread on 4chan but this is clearly going nowhere. You can wish for people to not have sex before marriage I'm just pointing out that it's as inherent to people as eating or drinking and 'instructing' people not to do it is great but not going to matter unless you also keep people in holes.
>>736309421thats mallow's specialty
>>736309709Pre-marital chastity is probably higher now than ever before, honestly. Though that's not due to the church or by choice.
>>736295439Impregnating mating press
>>736309962What is Lana's specialty then?
>>736308012that chat being so typically on point always makes me laugh
>>736310589hands on things
>>736311015What things? Be very specific and descriptive.
>>736308012>video game features meta commentary
thoughts on tourism making up 75% of Alola's GDP?
>>736298348>purest and nicest girlShe's a minx who spends your whole trial lusting after swimmers and screwing with you.
>>736311173i think makes sense given how little land they have to cultivate with
>>736297309source?
>>736311173Not a wonder, when locals are that lovely!
>>736310589Anal. It's all in the name.
>>736297309I wish I could say there was a game good enough to recommend to you, but all of them are grindy slogs. Consider watching Lana's seasons of the anime if you have a lot of time to kill.
>>736311763Huh? But how could it be her specialty if it's also Mallow's specialty? There's nothing special about it if all the girls love it!
>>736311173The number will continue to get higher until my wedding date with Lana.
>>736298139This is how the mom of your childhood friend treats you when you're like 8
>>736311173Sex tourism is very profitable. People probably have to pay 5 figures just to see Lana's holes let alone use them.
>>736311968You're implying your fiancé gets fucked by a thousand tourists
Okay, WHEN THE FUCK ARE WE EVER GETTING LOLI SEX ROBOTS? WHEN ARE WE GETTING ANY SEX ROBOTS HOW MANY MORE YEARS OR DECADES DO I HAVE TO WAIT??
>>736314419Even if they are invented in our lifetime, they would immediately be made illegal. Many states already have laws that would make them illegal, such as Texas:https://edgettlawfirm.com/blog/new-era-in-child-protection-texas-house-bill-1443s-ban-on-child-like-sex-dolls/
Okay she's also sexothey never miss with the pokegirl designs
>>736314636Think of the plastic and silicon
>>736295439speak english retard
>>736315115hmm too busy. i need a ground to earth gym leader not a celeb
>>736314636What the fuck?! This is top tier bullshit. I want a loli maid that only wears an apron
>>736315115vtubing really ruined female character designs forever, especially their heads and hair
>>736314636>US of A, the land of the free
>>736315787Was it vtubing or gachaslop (specifically mihoyo-likes) that did it first?
>>736295439Is this really a new pokemon trainer design? I guess they weren't satisfied with terrible Pokemon and needed to make the trainers look like ass too
>>736295439Alola had the sexiest girls.>Lillie>Lana>Acerola>MallowEven Chicken-chan herself was top 3 sexiest MCs.
>>736314636Literally what is even the purpose of this lmao? Their president is a child rapist. What are they trying to prove?
>>736298139is there more?
>>736316168pls sauce
>>736295439UOOOOOOHSUIREN SEXbought all of her pokemon cunny cards btw
