Why did Nintendo let chinkhelds push them out of the handheld market?
>>736297524Imagine you wake up to the sound of her giggling, you open your eyes and see that you're in a dimly lit chamber. As you try to move, you realize that your arms and legs are fastened to a crossbeam, spread apart. You also notice now that you are completely naked. She comes from around the corner, still giggling, before delivering swift, brutal kicks to your exposed, dangling testicles. What do you do?
>>736297538getting kicked in the balls would be a better life than the hell im currently living
>>736297524I see butt on this pic
>>736297524imaginary butt sexo
>>736297524You seem to have forgotten that the Nintendo Switch 2 is also a portable video game console. It doubles as a handheld and a powerful docked console. Hope this helps!
>>736297524how many units do these handhelds even sellwhen I look on aliexpress none of the numbers seem very high at all
>>736297524I only saw a loli when I first gazed upon this image.
>>736297524chinks produce matter from nothing with chink magic, they can make a handheld that emulates up to ps2 for 100$ and break even everytime, console companies would need to sell the same shit for 400$ and at least 10 billion sales to make any profit.
>>736298701that's because the console companies are basically middlemen with thousands of employees to pay. so they mark up the handhelds by 400% to account for that.What do the employees do? Well, in the past they made exclusives, but none of nintendo/sony/microsoft are interested in that anymore, and to the extent they are every game takes over 10 years to make now. The rest are paper pushing bureaucrats and marketers.
>>736297524ragna culo
>>736298832feels like they dont do shit in-house, just handle licenses and burn money on marketing hoping for the best.
>>736297778I don't think so anon getting even lightly tapped on your testicles hurts
>>736299216yeah but what if she takes care of me afterwards
>>736299265It isn't guaranteed, but at least naked loli feet touching your bare testicles is
>>736297524Quintabros... I can't see it anymore...
>>736299357oh. ew. i dont like that. i want a bbw to take care of me afterwards
>>736297524>All these repliesWhy are americans so obsessed with giant asses?How fucking obsessed you have to be to see asses anywhere? How did this happen to them?
>>736299768newfag
>>736299768fuck off jeet
>>736299768faggot
>>736299768boob goodass goodfeed bad
>>736299768by not being gay and the purse ass is normal size.
>>736299768Woman's ass is divine. Now piss off.
I still can't see it anymore.
>>736299768Black worshipping and its consequences have been a distaster for the american mind
>>736301198good morning sir
>>736299768>>736297524
>>736297524dat ass
>>736301563I can see it Quintabros
>>736298363this
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>>736302868hot
>>736297524Built for BBC.
What is the best chinkheld for PS2 games under $300!?!?!?!?
>>736303223retroid pocket 5
>>736302868MODS
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