I have safe anon dev fatigue
they're all redditors who only come here to steal ideas
>Instead of being edgy and uncomfortable everything is designed to maximize engagement>Games are rarely experimental or remotely autistic and may as well just be expansion packs for jam demos>Significant attention to female protagonists, furry bait and anime aesthetics to the point of pandering>If the game achieves any remote success, the dev will always attempt to scrub any indication they used to post here>Afraid to realize their project still have less influence here than the funny French game that no one even bought
Two of these have bought an ad……
>>736299190You’ll understand once second and third in this picture release
SHILL
>>736299145>the funny French game that no one even boughtCare to spoonfeed?
if you told me this was ordered in quality i wouldn't even argue with youexcept maybe underspace i'd maybe put that in 3rd spot instead of 4th but i'm really fucking biased
>>736300075I think he's talking about Ex Voto?
OP, what the fuck are you talking about
OP out here with schizo drama so obscure only he understands it.
>>736299145>Instead of being edgy and uncomfortable everything is designed to maximize engagement>Games are rarely experimental or remotely autisticjust spoonfed us what you actually want
>>736299145>>Games are rarely experimental or remotely autisticUnderspace was probably one of the most autistic experiences I've recently played
>>736300596These are all overly safe games that bear no resemblance to the site they post on>>736301897Difficulty
>>736300596>>736301573I think he's trying to shit on anon devs that posted here and made games that aren't nsfw games. It's hard to tell with these nut cases. I'm surprised he didn't throw Bug Fables in the image since the dev posted prototypes on here before it was even a game.
>>736302012This is the equivalent of black people saying that a black person's art is too white. What SHOULD it be if it's an anon dev?
>>736302012>These are all overly safe games that bear no resemblance to the site they post onAre you a /pol/ retard? Do you think anyone outside of fourteen year old boys goes around screeching out 4chan memes in real life?
>>736302059I think he's too young to know that bug fables is a game from here.
>>736298927>>736299038>>736299145>>736302012>>736299358Here, found the perfect anon game for you
>>736302012>where's my 4chan CULTURE?Embarrassing.
>>736298927Poe All Toads dev is such a soulless husk he is reaching levels of onirism shitter.Funny how Cirno Lifts A Boulder completely raped his game in the same release window as "fairy" game but it's never brought up in "fairy" threads he uses to self advertise.
>>736302152>>736302225>>736302750Difficulty that shoves ecelebs into the pavement is the culture. You don’t need the word retard to evoke /v/‘s essence.
>>736303141>the cultureAgain, embarrassing.
>>736302059>>736302340Omitted because it has a plot and actual length. Not at all like the three early access games up there.
>>736303308If length and plot is your threshold why is is Underspace up there? Isn't that a huge story based space game?
>>736303141>culture >/v/‘s essence.What culture and essence?Wojaks and pepes? Be more specific. There is a good reason why people don't want to be associated with this shitholeAs far as I know, the best representation of /v/'s in recent memory is a FNF mod, along with /v/orld romhacks
You ever see a thread a get a glimpse into drama so obscure you're kind of envious that someone's life is so meaningless and easy that they have this much time and energy to angry over something like this?
>>736303141>if the game isn't what I like, it's not /v/ cultureshut the fuck up, faggot.
>>736303383>OP didn't even play the games he's complaining aboutOh no no no no no
>no guns and nuns>no peripetia
>>736299358>Protocolrev up those LLM's boys
>>736304181Peri is in the most underrepresented genre there is. Not like all the rogueslop that comes from anons.
>>736298927add:MinecraftUndertalePizza TowerFriday Night FunkinGimmiko Salaryman ShiPseudoregaliaBombun Logic Bombsyni^The Frydarian TaleGigaMaidensTough BippyFight KnightBenbo Questbtw i'm just jealous because my game sucks and gets 0 attention
OP is a crab and a faggot to boot
>>736303059I bought both and enjoyed them both. You can enjoy two cakes.
>>736304583have you considered making a game that doesn't suck?
>>736304583have you considered mentioning your game's name here?
I recognize some of these games from /v/3
>>736298927Now I'll buy ur game
>OP left like a little bitch because he's getting his ass kicked that muchLmao
lil bitch
>>736303526We need to destroy Poland and prevent Wojak from existing
What’s next, I have Alice fatigue?
>>736303141Are you just defining arbitrary standards then changing them?
what the fuck does he mean t. my game is on there
>>736306380Apparently your game is bad because it's short and has no story.Or because it's not difficult? I don't quite understand.
>>736298927what's unsafe anon?loli games like kannadev's?
>>736306380He's complaining that your game is not chudcore or lewd
>>736304583>Salaryman ShiHey dope I made that piece of shit
>>736306479But /pol/shit is stupid and I don't want to be horny all the time.
>>736306479>not chudcoreI think most devs from here would prefer to maintain a professional reputation. A dev from aggy got canceled on social media and lost all his freelancers just this year for sharing some lukewarm takes.
>>736306861Or they just aren't the kind of people to run around screeching about trannies and the wokies ever five seconds.
>>736306429Difficulty humiliates Youtubers and causes their subscribers to leave. Every game should be difficult so Youtubers can finally die.
>>736306454>>736302471
>>736306380>>736306429OP wants every game to be Silksong with a very long run time and countless articles about it filtering people. That’s the thread.
>>736307996But Bug Fables was easy and apparently fits his criteria too?
>>736306603That's what I think too.Don't take people like OP seriously because they tend be in the minority, and they wouldn't care much about your game anyway if even if you try cater to them>>736306861>I think most devs from here would prefer to maintain a professional reputation.That's perfectly reasonable Acting heckin based is not worth it in the long run since all you're doing is burning off bridges, and also embarrassing yourself >A dev from aggy got canceled on social media and lost all his freelancers just this year for sharing some lukewarm takes.Sucks for that anonI guess the lesson her to not to share your unpopular opinions about sensitive topics
>>736308132Under space is there and is a story based game. It's like 300 hours. He's a dipshit and all his choices are arbitrary
>>736306861who?
>>736309586If I remembered I would've said so, but I know it caused a small scare on aggy and v3. It was some lukewarm opinions about gooners and yuri I think.
>Salaryman Shi Would've done better if it was available on mobile with a CRT filter
>>736306861>lukewarm takesscreeching constantly about niggers and trannies isn't lukewarm
>>736309742shut up betz
>>736304343What are you talking about? I love that "Protocol" is becoming the new "Delve"I mean, there's only AI protocol, Shade Protocol, Pressure Protocol, Nullpoint Protocol, Crashfall Protocol, Instability Protocol, Rebuild Protocol, Nightwatch Protocol, Prime Protocol, Panic Protocol
Resetera genre
I love these types of picture please post more of them
>>736310860I only have these 2 I NEED MORE please please please
>>736308132>>736309481Bottom left has an article about it being difficult so the game choice is very random
>>736298927Add Sinker Sound and Intravenous games to this picture
>>736306598You’re the biggest case of a safe game that evokes nothing. Your bosses are all filler animals who have nothing memorable about them.
>>736311470I'm sorry you feel that way.
>>736303141WHO GIVES A SHIT???
>>736298927Christ and I thought that "forced soul" was the most retarded /v/ buzzword.
So, this is a stealth shill thread for anon's indie game projects? Neat.
I've only played Poke All Toads. It was kino so OP can suck a fart from my butt.
>>736311772No that's in June around the /v3 time. Suddenly a lot of these threads poke up
>>736311772Which of these are worth playing?
>>736309481Careful anon, OP will move the goalpost and say that those 300 hours are filler like Red Dead Redemption 2
>>736312148The top row are all actual games, at least
There’s no running from this one…
>>736307326>these games are bad because uhhh... people on youtube played itI'm gonna give you the benefit of doubt and think you're just baiting, because that is genuinely the most retarded reason I have ever read to hate on a game
This thread is safe bait
>>736313290That Cuphead clip was 9/11 for the journos. We need more of that in vidya, and less of the overly easy anon slop.
>>736298927Genokids is great. Looking forward to the next chapter. Fuck off
im an anon making the most unsafe game possible. you need cotton gloves to protect your hands when you play it. that should balance things out a bit.
All trannycore except for Underspace.
@threadOP I need to contact you ASAP. I have this project you're going to want to see. It's called Toon Souls.
>>736313882Underspace's main character is a literal asexual alien from a species with like 50 different sexes. It's the most tranny.
>>736313762>discussing about games made fellow anons here>brings up journos even though those games are not mainstream enough for them to playAll I'm getting is that you don't actually care about the games, just the external things that surrounding it>but muh difficulty I care more about games being fun than difficult Not every game should have cuphead level of difficulty
>https://youtu.be/qe10qSrb2B4?si=e5f3_4EUDZwDR9AxHey.
>>736298927guns and nuns (also anon game) just came outwhat should I expect
>>736315865>Early access nonsense for $9
>>736315865game of the year
