A deals a deal, anon! Now you gotta suck my Oregon Trail Thread!
>>736302987what
I have never once laughed at this meme template.
>>736303060stick around, all shall be explained! WE ARE PLAYING OREGON TRAIL! Super WOKE 2022 edition!>>736303118That's alright, its a 10 year old meme and stale as fuck. I used it to slut up our ladies in our game!
OUR CHARACTERS, PREVIOUSLY ON THE OREGON TRAIL!TYRONE! (now hit with the yassified AI slop ray!)Once the worthless trash of the party, he has already saved the party multiple times. Master hunter, coming in clutch to save the party from starvation, he also has shizoid delusions about the wagon breaking and ends up being right! He and our next character battle for first place amongst the fans!
>>736303320Next up is OJOU-SAMA! OHOHOHOHOH~! Ojou-Sama continues to haggle her way through the Oregon trail, as a rich privileged Banker she has the money, the skillz and now the boobs! Most recently she became a master fisher.
>>736303435FIREWATER HAG. Look at how old she is, she's probably like 30!The designated succ of the party, she's already been forced to suck the wounds of both men from snake bites. In addition, she's proven herself to be completely incompetent at berry gathering, being tasked with it THREE TIMES and failing every fucking time. They want her to succeed, but she's determined to fail. What's next for Firewater Hag?
>>736303520Finally, there's FATHER PUCCI!What has he been up to? Well, he got spooked by weevils in the flour and has been passing typhoid to both ladies in the party. Now in my EXTENSIVE research (I asked coworkers) typhoid isn't an STD, but that hasn't stopped people from shipping Father Pucci and Firewater Hag. Of the 4, he's made the least impression so far.
>>736303627We currently stand at 53% of the journey to Oregon completed, and overall 8% of game completion. Some additional notes:>we have unlocked the wind wagon for saleIf we can afford this, it'll eliminate the need for oxen for the rest of the journey>bullets are getting more expensive the further west we go
>>736303320>>736303435>>736303520OUR HEROES>>736303627And Father Pucci
>>736303737So without further ado, here we go! Remember: This journey completion allows us to unlock GRANDFATHER CLOCKS TO BUY, and the harder "Oregon or Bust" difficulty. >>736303759Surely he will be surging this game?
>>736303829And we gotta deal with a soldier right off the bat
>>736303902Looks like we gotta play Spartacus in his play? But which of our intrepdi heroes can do the deed?
>>736303940OR we can decline it!
>>736304232>>736303940we declined it, who has time to fag out on a play when we need to get to Oregon before winter? Where should we go?
>>736304469We went north, and now a dead bison!
>>736304637Shockingly Father Pucci had the best stat to gather meat, so we went with him! Way to go nondescript character who needs to stand out more!
>>736304698We made it to Soda Springs, or as it's now called, Pepsi Presents Soda Springs!
>>736304859we appear to have a couple quests happening as well!
>>736304904
>>736304637I wonder if it said anything to its calf before it died
>>736305025>>736305057Like what, "Go to Soda Springs and wait for me?"
>>736305136Well, I'm doing things a little more on my own as the thread is slow. We haggled, made some soda drinks, and rested. I traded two medicine for food since the party was getting low on food. Ojou-Sama is no longer exhausted.
>>736305419Off to mountain hall!
>>736305465*fort Hall, what an embarassing mistake. Should we go for a soldier or fish?
>>736305539Off to the fishing hole! I want to see if we can make bait or use the traps.
>>736305632
>>736305674They got damaged. We skipped a watering hole and couldn't fish because we had no bait. again. Now another soldier.
>>736305774We woke him up. And oh no! Tyrone and Pucci got dysentery!
>>736305864AND Ojou-Sama got dysentery! Luckily we made it Fort Hall!
>>736305935Oh good, we should play this one next for the knife unlock.
>>736305974Welcome to Fort Hall! We healed Ojou-Sama completely, but the rest of the party is in very rough shape. You can >TALK>TRADE>STORE>SERVICES>REST>DEPART
>>736306069Alrighty then! We cured Father Pucci, tyrone and ojou-sama of dysentery, cleaned everyone up, got the wagon repaired and bought bait and food for the next leg. We are broke. Now we can pick berries!
>>736306447
>>736302987that fucking face....A- (disappears)
>>736306503A mysterious stranger!
>>736306571Drat, we didn't have enough money for his wager and had to decline. But Little Mary's Family is back! >>736306520whut?
>>736306631We gave her a medicine and moved on, apparently. Good luck Little Mary.
>>736306707Poppies!
>>736306849We gathered the poppies and got several medicines out of it, and now its time for our FISHING QUEEN to nail it!
>>736306932
>>736306976OHOHOHOHOH!
>>736307017We maxxed out her carry amount at 60lb, but she once again proved she knows what shes doing!
>>736307140Going to keep pushing on and making decisions. I guess the nightly thread will be more lively. We finally got that devils foot meds and some more besides, thanks to FATHER PUCCI!
>>736307253Thank you Father. I'm 1.5 threads behind, but I'll just follow along again from here.
>>736307445you are welcome! Sorry I've been kind of on auto pilot due to the silence. The previous two threads were banned and will never be seen again either unforunately. EVeryone is getting dysentery and stumbling rn
>>736302987Made for BWC
>>736307586Would you colonize the Firewater Hag? Welcome to the snake river. We need to fix our disgusting party members they all need a bath and clean clothing.
Fuck I thought you came back tomorrow?
>>736307741Yeah, I misread the ban. I'll be back tomorrow too. And tonight at 9pm. Three Island lookout. Pucci has dysentery and everyone needs a bath real bad. I'm kind of worried about letting them rest here, but they need it too.
>>736307829Let them rest, I'm sure they can live.
>>736307829Why is Pucci always dirty? Rest and bathe him.
>>736307919>>736307886We need clothing to help their DISGUSTING hygiene. >>736307741I have an updated AI Slop of our Queen you might enjoy as well.
Where should we go? Snake River crossing or three island crossing?
>>736308054Hmm cross once or maybe three. Go north.
>>736308054North
>>736308146>>736308095I am but your humble slave. Looks like we get stuff if we collect herbal remedies and meat too.
>>736308146>>736308095Deer hunting, or do we want the HAG to fucking FAIL at berry picking again?
>>736308338Firehag must berry pick it's her duty.
>>736308384Oh she will. But a new crisis is emerging. Do we make Hard tack? Or leave it?
>>736308465I trust my FUCKING hero's input, make 42 hardtack.
>>736308465Do we have much food? If we're low go for it. The larger amount that is.
>>736308563or the smaller amount works too
>>736308536>>736308563Let's do 42. If his gross hands give everyone dysentery the rest might be safe to eat still.
>>736308628Well they succeeded at the hard tack. But once again firewater hag halts us all because of a fucking rip.
>>736308670Pucci. He's a genius.
>>736308670Jesus christ this again, let her BF take care of her.
>>736308738>>736308719They both SUSPICIOUSLY are the only ones with dysentery now. Guess they fucking off camera. Anyway he did it.
>>736308813I'm not even going to ask, I know who the fuck is doing this
>>736308813>no snide comment this timeYeah they're fucking.>>736308883You know who.
>>736308923She actually made the same comment and it hurt Pucci's morale. HOLY CRAP. She managed to gather berries without stumbling this time! We didn't get to dwell on her success until the wagon broke a bit tho
>>736308923>>736309027FUCK Tyrone has dysentery now. Here's a mound, don't have Pucci dig it up (He won't do it for religious reasons) and Tyrone is too cynical. There might actually be a cashe in there.
>>736309113
>>736309113Hag then
>>736309113>>736309150Ojou-sama doesn't care about this shit, dig it up.
>>736309192>>736309169Sorry went with Ojou-Sama and we got quite a treasure trove
>>736309274Welcome to Three Island Crossing! you Can>TALK>TRADE>REST>CROSS
>>736309325Trade and haggle.
>>736309389Ojou-Sama haggled em all, but we can realistically only get toolboxes or pelts.
>>736303060he's trying to memjust smile and nod
>>736309460Yeah, time to cross.
>>736309389We have at least 14 herbal remedies so this might be a good deal for us
>>736309541And what we can get for more pelts. We have 4 medicine
>>736309541Tool box
>>736309539No trade? fine. We uh, might want to wait for the river to be less extreme.
>>736309667Wait it out then.
>>736309667How tall is our wagon?
>>736309758Welp. Resting made Tyrone restless so he fucked Ojou-Sama and gave her Dysentery. And the river is still extreme. >>736309758Unknown. I'd guess about 4-5 feet off the ground?
>>7363098420% chance of fording this river. only 39% chance of calking before we repair or seal the wagon. What would you like to do?
>>736309895Oh it's fucked, do the tradesman have 12 pelts to offer?
>>736309964I believe we already have 12 pelts. Lets try it. It appears we can use a combination of pelts. Should we use six and keep going?
>>736310056Use the max, hopefully it's goes up to 50% of success.
>>736310118this
>>736310160>>736310118Good news! We have a 53% chance!
>>736310213should we rest and wait for conditions to improve again?
>>736310213sounds like good odds to me
>>736310213Wait for it again.
>>736310213I'd wait to be honest.
>>736310326>>736310313we waited and went up to 57%! TIME TO GO! Then it went up to 62%!
>>736310358>>736310326>>736310284Bunch of slack-jawed faggots in this wagon.
>>736310389They gotta cross this shit tree times right? Fuck it let's go.
>>736310389Success! one more crossing! Ford still have 0% chance so caulk it is!
>>736310465Yeah, that
>>736310459RIght? buncha pussies who don't want to get oregon amiright? Unfortunately, despite making it we apparently lost 3 whole items. At least no one died. Fucking morons.
>>736310556Onto Fort Boise! We want to restore Tyrone's health for free food and collect meat if we can for coffee. We can probably heal him next.
>>736310603Would you prefer to Fish or Berry pick on your way there? We do still have quite a bit of bait if you are interested in Ojou-Sama fishing again.
>>736310651North, need food.
>>736310689On our way! Also I went rogue and healed everyone with medicine and herbal supplies, we have a few left.
>>736310689Someone threw a wrench in our wagon. Who should do the repair?
>>736310803Tyrone is the dedicated wagon mechanic since his schizo episode.
>>736310803Tyrone
>>736310878>>736310879I gotta admit, OP is an Ojou-Sama stan and she did a great repair. But you guys are right, Tyrone nailed it, got an extra carpentry point to boot as well!
Thanks for the thread, by the way, OP. Not responding but am lurking.
>>736310980Are we going to BUY Fish when we are going to fish shit up ourselves?>>736311024You are free to lurk but it's more fun when people respond. I only make choices when no one says anything, I much prefer this to be "4chan's game" of Oregon trail, I'm planning on playing all the journeys and games with only input from 4chan. I think it's more fun that way.
>>736311095Oh this IS the fishing spot. We can go fishing! Do you want to buy something or just fish?
>>736311095Do they have bait?
>>736311139fishing ourselves duh
>>736311162we have 19 bait which is plenty since Ojou-Sama can only carry 60 lbs of fish back to the wagon.
>>736311227Bet she's using girl math when measuring
>>736311297Ooh!
>>736311297Size fetishist.
>>736311335This is a pretty sparse little pond. Not many fish.
>>736311354We won't get into what I'm into, suffice to say only the Chads and nobility of old are into it. Obviously.
>>736311473And that's all she can carry. We will save the bait for another day.
>>736311473Fish Architect.
>>736311495Look at her go.
>>736311495Should we sell some of our fish for shekels? We only have 27$ right now.
>>736311568Is there enough foodstuffs?
>>736311568Fuck. We could make a cool 110$ by selling all our fish with our mighty Haggle Power.>>736311618We have 94 food stuffs and an option to hunt coming up, this might be worth doing.
>>736311648Sell them all.
>>736311730Whoops, guess that 95 food stuffs counted the fish. We will run out soon. Oh well! BUT BEFORE THAT OUR designated Succer now got bit herself!
>>736311805If we make someone succ, who will do it now that the designated Hag is the one who needs it!
>>736311850>I got bored so we used a medicine and Pucci did it, since he had 4 Medicine skill.
>>736303435nice
>>736312004I think we should do the deer since we are about to run out of food. >>736312015Thank you, you have no idea how many bottles of water it took to get our Oregon Trail characters all ai slop slutted out.
>>736312059Just like the start!
>>736312059fish
>>736312115Too late a reply sorry, We doing Deer. But you can decide the Jackrabbits fate! Attentive thread lurkers from the OG thread might remember this being Tyrone's first big blunder of the game!
>>736312178Tyrone won't mess up this time.
>>736312210He didn't! Our main man managed to shoot and kill it! But he lost a morale cause he felt bad for it. Typical Tyrone, always a glass half full kinda guy.
>>736312210He's also our designated hunter so here we go again!
>>736312281Our boy's all grown up
>>736312317>>736312323That's mah baby, growing up and defeating buffalo
>>736312383Not his high score but it's good enough.
>>736312383Welp everyone has the shits now
>>736312439A dust storm kicks up and they are forced to stop. But some of the oxen got away. Should we search for them or move on?
>>736312482Ojou-sama paid top quality for those, get it back.
>>736312534I sent tyrone cause he had the most wayfinding and he succeeded handily.
>>736312534Should we try to rest to get rid of the shits?
>>736312649Yes.
>>736312649we skipped it. It's already september and we might not make it before winter
>>736312858Sorry we skipped. But we made it to Fort Boise!
>>736312990Who would you like to heal at full health?
>>736313026Ojou-samaThis is my last for a while hopefully anons will respond.
>>736313091No problem. I'll wait a bit and then pick my best choice, don't worry the game will still happen.In addition we unlocked another journey
>>736313179Is this what Tyrone was up to before this?
>>736313179Welcome to Fort Boise!>Talk>Trade>Store>Services>rest>departWe definitely need to get these idiots cleaned up
>>736313284sure clean em all up.
>>736302987OH SHIT WE ARE BACK
>>736313262I thought he was an escaped slave/criminal!>>736313393should we sell pelts? We can make a killing.
>>736313458DAAAAAAAMN. So Firewater hag's got plot AND backstory???
>>736313470Sell
>>736313470That's Tyrone first escape attempt, this current trail is his second.>>736313458Pucci fucks this?
>>736313542Sold the pelts. I got everyone cleaned up, and bought some clothing. I'm going to cure everyone of dysentery then spend the night.
>>736313728Guys we are on the last leg! I hope we make it!
>>736313728Sick, good to have ya back OP
>>736313764>>736313770Stop being so gay ya faggot. It's nice to be back. It was a deserved vacation, however. Now, where should we go? Fishing? We're gonna need the food to be honest.
>>736313764Ojou-Sama will endure
>>736313820oh GODDAMMIT TYRONE
>>736313968This might be Father Pucci's time to shine
>>736313820fish
>>736313998Well holy shit good job Pucci. Also does anyone else think these are some blue mountains?
>>736314101Oh no! Not a gun shot this time!
>>736314101Yup, Blue Mountain State
>>736314134Father Pucci examined her and she was fine. Bruised foot. Now she can go fishing!
>>736314212
>>736314249It's a two for one!
>>736314287
>>736314317
>>736314354And we hit the maximum amount!
>>736314384
>>736314435Oh no! That sweet little girl! The one we helped carve her name into Independence rock! We helped find her when she was lost! Ojou-Sama helped make her a doll! She's died!
>>736314435>unfortunately fire water hag cant read
>>736314481Thanks a lot, game.>>736314486Yeah this isn't smoke signals, wtf
>>736314519Thanks to Little Mary we can pepperoni and cheese our grave stones! Yay?
>>736314550Would you like a mystery site trail or MYSTERY NIGGAS?
>>736314613We went for mystery niggas. And since the threads slowing down, Tyrone is going to be mister fix it again!
>>736314703BEAR hunting! Tyrone get it!
>>736314770THREE SHOTS to kill a damn bear. I hate sucking at that mini game.
>>736314829Berry time!
>>736314829Can you make small webm's for animated events if available? And when is the next thread?
>>736314881Ah shit, I sent Pucci to investigate and he picked them successfully. Sorry Firewater fags.
>>736314897It's really hard to capture animations because I can't rewind. I use gifcam to make gifs and 4chans limit is pretty shitty with it. If somoen has a webm recorder/maker I can experiment with it to show stuff better.
>>736315046>>736314897Also, someone else might be able to do it cause there is definitely NOT a way to watch it on another website.
>>736315164Looks like this Is Father Pucci's thread after all. We rested at the campground and this happened!
>>736315270Looks like its time for the dragoon quest to pay off.
>>73631543960$ Great!
>>736302987I missed you so much, OP.>>736315270Either the Hag's been putting ideas in his head or something bad is going to happen.
>>736315547I missed you faggots too. Good news? Being on the last leg means we are almost done with this Oregon Trail journey. Later tonight at the usual time we might be able to start one of the journeys and start unlocking other classes and jobs!
>>736315640Should we sell our pelts and fish? We really need to repair the wagon but we don't have any tool boxes and no one will trade for them.
>>736315749Eh. I did it. We are going to rest then move on. Our pace has been at grueling and I want everyone to rest.
>>736315813
>>736315886Aww.
>>736315923Our wagon is in shambles. Once we get to that fort we need to fix it up.
>>736315958Anyway, Ojou-Sama fishing time again! AND LOK WHAT SHE GOT! OHOHOHOHO
>>736316092We are out of bullets so it doesn't matter much which one we do. Lets do foxes so we can do MYSTERY NIGGAS next
>>736316092CRAP! Firewater hag broke her damn leg as the wagon fell on her!
>>736316234
>>736316280AND Father Pucci's medicine skill isn't up to the task. So now THIS.
>>736316317oh SHIT. So we have no ammo, so Firewater Hag took it upon herself to gather the berries! I didn't have any input she just did it. Did we train her good bros or what?
>>736316387Now we've got a full on break. Crap!
>>736316387>fucks up gathering berries for months>breaks leg>finally does it rightBreak correction works
>>736316491Glad SOMEONE is still here. I sent Father Pucci out to get parts for the wagon cause we are near the Fort.
>>736316537
>>736316610We made it to the next hunting ground and Ojou-Sama gathered the berries. Guess it can't be all up to Firewater Hag after all.
>>736316668And we got some herbal remedies to heal up that broken leg my friends!
>>736316731I used up the herbal remedies on firewater hag, but probably shouldn't have since we can heal her fully now.
>>736316825
>>736316891>she is already haggling
>>736316891
>>736316938lol
>>736316924Yeah I'm trying to speed this up since it isn't as lively here as it is at night. With any luck we are starting a new journey tonight! >>736317056Right?
>>736317123WEEVILS
>>736317153Dumping it we have plenty of food.
>>736317153it's happening again
>>736317191I love how everyone is literally coming full circle. We know who's doing this right?
>>736317267The humiliation ritual MUST happen.
>>736317267SHE ACTUALLY DID IT. Didn't fall this time! 2/6 Attempts at berry picking she DELIVERED! Shall we MYSTERY NIGGAS This next stop?
>>736317346If you've got bait, fishing first and then going for THE BOX may be better IMO.
>>736317393hm I agree. We do have bait still.
>>736317393Too bad Ojou-Sama turns into a lanky man while she fishes
>>736317346fishe
>>736317535DISGUSTING a lamphrey!
>>736317564
>>736317596Damn she was only able to get 40 lbs of fish this time
>>736317623I hate the hunting mini game.
>>736317754Oh no! HAG!
>>736317810lmao
>>736317850We are nearly there!
>>736317921LAST STEP
>>736318146We rested for 5 days to get the party energy maxxed. Now we need to decide: Do we float down the Columbia river or do a toll road to Oregon city?!
>>736318185Toll road. It would be fucked up to have someone drown at the last stretch, wouldn't it?
>>736318201I want every single one of these faggots to make it.
>>736318201Damn we are 2$ short of the needed toll.
>>736318328Oh we caught a break!
>>736318263>Paying tolls>current year - many many yearsSHIGGY
>>736318348Would you prefer the deer hunting ground or the bear hunting ground? Both will get us the mystery niggas
>>736318380Bear. It's not like someone could get mauled by them, right?
>>736318425LOL I went deer cause bear take 3 bullets to kill and I can barely hit one.
>>736318328>It's so over...>>736318348>We're so back!
>>736318476Imagine coming all that way and dying THIS fucking close to Oregon.
>>736318549kwab
>>736318476We out of bullets again which just means free berries next hunting ground, I honestly think thats better. >>736318549Literally all I could think, how unlucky do you have to be>>736318530WE ARE SOOOO BACK
>>736318612Tyrone is the designated berry fag this time.
>>736318723At this point anyone but hag. As long as he doesn’t have a schizo meltdown again Tyrone is fine.
Does spotting XP do anything or is it just "number go up"?
>>736318790His morale is tanking like crazy constantly. Also the music has swapped in the last 10 miles of the way to Oregon. >>736318807It has something to do with our overall explorer rating in the menu. You collect the animals on your journey to unlock in the journal for....something.
>>736318878We are literally 10 miles away from Oregon we are dumping this shit and moving on.
>>736318915
>>736318915>ten miles to Oregon>game goes full fuck forceDamn
>>736318972WE MADE IT TO OREGON /v/!!!!!
>>736318972
>>736319004
>>736319004FULL ANIMATION OF OUR HEROES!
>>736319087They finally made ithttps://youtu.be/AB-gP0Ll1oU?si=39e3lEAwWdnmqaDH
>>736319087We completed 7/8 Route challenges on this journey. The longest stretch was to Fort Hall.
>>736319204
>>736319227BUT LOOK WHAT WE UNLOCKED TO BUY IN THE NEXT JOURNEY!
>>736319261Congratulations, 4chan party. You suffered and did well.
>>736319331MORE Stats! We have gone from Greenhorn to Journeyman Traveler! 0 Deaths of people, 0 died of Dysentery!
>>736319391And another Journey unlocked!
>>736319391>0 died of Dysentery!You didn't beat the game
>>736319550We were playing on the default difficulty, we have now unlocked grandfather clocks and the harder difficulty so we can TRULY beat the game now! So now we have to decide: Do we want to do a Journey to unlock more stuff? We need the >KNIFEFrom the winter journey, and we need to complete the prologue because it gives something to buy. There's other characters and classes to unlock behind other journeys too. AND we can do the CALIFORNIA trail!
>>736319227>Tyrone was soon apprehended by authorities for being an escaped slaves and returned to his master out east, he would later die of cholera a day before the emancipation proclimation>Father Pucci became the priest in parish in a Mormon contested area trading blows and gunfire with them on a regular basis, he would eventually die in an explosion which took out the remaining Mormons in Oregon his last words were reported to be “SHOULD OF STAYED IN SALTLAKE FAGGOTS!”>Ojou-Sama became a wealthy entrepreneur and investor exerting her superiority over everyone in what would eventually become the state of Oregon. She was so influential that a statue of her was put up in Portland. However her diary entries berating Tyrone were made public in 2020 and it was subsequently torn down during a riot>Firewater Hag vanished into the wilderness, none really know what happened to here, but it is said that an old Indian woman can still be seen passed out drunk in berry patches any who approach to aid her will be asked if they have any fire water
>>736302987Deal-chan the Beloved
>>736319664Hard mode.No knives.Fording only.24 Grandfather Clocks.
>>736319719A fitting end to a fine party. They will not be forgotten. >>736319812Sounds fun! Maybe tonight that will be the game. I'd prefer if we did the Journeys though. I want to unlock the Physician and Cook classes. Prospector is one you can unlock with the California trail but he's apparently useless because there's only ore to mine on the California trail.
>>736319941This one mite be kewl
>>736320018or the KNIFE one
>>736320096Or how about delivering stuff that could make your wagon explodey?
>>736302987is this a nigger namefag thread? It feels like it but there's no tripcode?
>>736320132In any case, I'll be back at 9pm tonight PST to start a new Journey! Hope to see you there!
>>736320451Nah, it's a /v/ play along of Oregon Trail. No namefagging allowed.
>>736319004Maybe the real Oregon Trails are the typhoids we contracted along the way
>>736319719>>I never had any dysenteries later on like the ones I had when I was on the Oregon Trail. Jesus, does anyone?"
>>736319004Shit, we finally made it.
>>736319004The gaggle of retards made it.
