Biggest downgrade of all time
>>736310402Kratos watched Space Jam one too many times in the Greek saga.
GODS
I YELL for women's body autonomyI HOLLER for people of colorI SCREECH for immigrantsI SHRIEK for LGBTQ+ acceptanceI SCREAM for neurodivergent folkI ROAR for trans kidsI HOWL for the differently ableI BELLOW for a more inclusive world full of BETTER MEN.
go back to /co/
>>736310574I look like this say this and do this
It's not even the same character. The scar is gone, the eyes and eyebrows are completely different, the nose is smaller, and the shadow under the bottom lip is gone. Obviously the beard prevents us comparing jawlines but I ain't buying it.
>>736310402so accurate to real life?
>We...must be.....better men. More empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC of color, gender diverse queer children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will not go back.>#NewsomAOC2028 #MovingForward #RestoringDemocracy #HealingTogether
why americans so obsessed with cuckoldry?
>>736310574lmaao
What even is the point of nu kratos?He barely has a character arc anyway beyond fighting the norse gods and larping as a father.It's not even worth it.
WE
>>736310574Kratos says one of these lines every time he uses a runic attack btw
>>736310574And I CLAPPED when he said all these CANON lines.
>>736310574he doesn't actually say this
>>736310402They changed his race.
It was such a weird change too. They didn't even try to show any of it just "oh yeah he's a completely different person now". I hate how they keep doing this and there's always a wave of faggots who don't even like the story but pretend to like it because politics or some shit I don't fucking know.
>>736312608I'd wager those praising last of us 2's story did not play the first one
>>736310402people grow up, get fat and ugly, and have children that they need to babysit, bigot.
>>736310574
>>736310574Another ‘cap for the chvdcels
>>736312608Normalcattle does not experience stories the way you and I do. They don't seem themes, or structure, or verisimilitude. They see a product, the characters they "love" might as well be a new Starbucks cup.
>>736313274>capping a post with only seven replieslol
>>736313414yes very nietzschian
>>736313414I have no idea what that other guy said but he pissed me off acting pompous and pretending to be me. You're completely right.
>>736310402basedless vs onions
>>736310574this is actual dialogue
>>736310574Post the vocaroo from CHAD CHADttle threads.
>>736310574https://voca.ro/1haNtG5YXyDz
>>736315050FUNNYPOW!!!
>>736310747>What even is the point of nu kratos?They made three games for angry Kratos and it had gotten old.
>>736315050Keky to the fucking pow.
>>736315050https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhwdoyp4Ov4
>>736310574But what about for ice cream?
>>736315050KWAB!!
>my son we must be better men and learn how to prep the BVLL
Never forget that the fag youtuber who inspired this meme is still so buttmad about it that he replies to every single comment on that video to this day.
>>736315528Who's that? QRD?
>>736315701https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1akAO-6fUc&t=1s
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA5p3RAxGPU
>>736310402I make that facial expression when looking at what the world has become. Things use to be way better, without all these mutts in my land. I’m going to have another rebellion. I can feel a rebellion coming on. I’m gonna im gonna I’m gonna rebeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllll.
>>736315778Thank you.>check newestlmao
>>736312608They wanted to show kratoses ass more, without arousing suspicion
>>736315778>according to some replies he locked down the comment section for a period of timeKWABOTYWMBBM
>>736315924Kratosis: The process/practice of becoming a better man.
>>736315050KEKAROOOOOOO!!!
>>736310402how'd his tattoo get smaller
It's telling that five little words like "we must be better men" completely mindbroke /v/.
>>736310402I like old Kratos, but I like new Kratos also.GoW (2018) was good though an entirely different beast to the God of War games out til then. Ragnarok sucked monkey balls. I remember playing the old GoW games on PS2, they were really good for PS2 games. A character reboot like this happens from time to time and all we can do is hope it doesn't suck too much and it doesn't.An experienced Kratos looking out for his son is taking a chance on a new feel for an iconic character and it payed off imo. But man, does looking at the face of old Kratos just move something deep inside. Feels like... Anger.
>>736315050what would honestly compel you to record something like thatyou dont even have the correct voice
>>736316842That is from death battle threads.
>>736310574BASED CHADOS inspired me to be a BETTER MAN.
>>736316689his wife's* son
We being better men in this thread?
>>736317442No.
>>736317062You threw a curve-ball at me for a second.Atreus is definitely Kratos' biological son.
1 joke
>>736310402donte was a big downgrade from dantethere's a parallel universe where donte is the new dante
>>736310402More like an upgrade. Since second game he acted like on period and shouted like retard constantly.
>>736317919I DONT KNOW WHY
>>736315050SAY IT AGAIN FOR THE XISTERS IN THE BACK
>>736317824if he wasn't would that be a bad thing?
>>736316415Its telling that the phrase "i will do nothing" completely broke redditors hearts and brains. Four simple words, billions in damage
>>736317442We can always be betterer
>>736316415niggers tongue my anus
>>736310402WE
>>736318240WUZ
>>736318145>chuds: I will do nothing>Runs a hate campaign online>chugs: we must be better man>is a horrible human beingI'm starting to notice
>>736318301BETTER
>>736318358Chugs?
>>736318358>troons: I am a woman>is a manEVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE
>>736318365CHUDS
>>736318420horseshoe fact
The webms of kratos performing some very mundane task like carrying a dead boar or rowing a boat for a solid minute while the footage is sped up like 3x always makes me lol
>>736318689and that's unironically like half the game
>>736310402The valkries were hella fun to fight. But i felt dissapointed about the stomping. Like they just put that in there for cuckholdery of it all. Just to rub it in furtherDISSAPOINTINGfuck these gamesQuitters
>>736319119Plus they were just following the whole viking thing that's been a thing. Kratos was never a follower. Dude always carved his own path. He faltered once (asking Ares for power) and that wis his whole downfall
Is there any clone of the original games? Chad just going around killing gods with the same gameplay?
>>736318405big chungus
>>736310574>>736315050KINGtos-sama, I genuflect!!!
Post Kratos destroying a mountain
>>736310574I KNEEL for the better man
>>736321181huh why would someone make fun of a loyal person
>>736310402>>736310574Needs glasses and a onions expression
>>736310402God of War and "God of War"
God of I'm Bored (2018)
>>736321258
>>736310402>>736310731Be better, chud
>retconned his tattoo to fit his onions beard
>>736315050KEKW
>>736322248Where's his Switch?
>>736310402They took every ounce of the soul, personality, traits and unique characteristics that made Kratos Kratos. This nu faggot is Catos, same shit the other freaks did with Lara Croft when they made up the Laura chick.What hurt them /v/ to be so afraid of non-lobotomized characters?
>>736323306They destoyed the old world to make things safe for themselves. They never cared about the games. They forsook challenge to feel better about themselves
