So, how will the games handle their relationship from now on?
Movies are a different continuity.
who has the bigger dick?
I won't watch the movies. Are they lesbian or what?
>>736311632they changed DK's design to be more similar to the movies
>>736311695obvious question, even the movie poster answered that
>>736311632>anon discovers "brand synergy"
They will likely ignore it and never reference it just how game mario is not from NY. But I do think Nintendo internally they approved of this and consider her her sister now.
>>736311695Rosa, duh
>>736311587>art of these two can now be tagged as lesbian incest pornBased
>>736311725sistershttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775089662765598.webm
>>736311725Oh you sweet summer child
>>736311759Will DK Island ever be mentioned in the games again because it doesn't exist in the movies.
>>736311958It was JUST in Bananza
>>736311865Who asked for that twist?
>>736311587It’ll be fleshed out in Princess Peach Showtime Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Rosalina’s Encore
>>736311587God I hate Illumination
>>736311865how is shiggy ok with this?
>>736311865i hate the movies aestheticits like pixarslop turned up to 11
>>736312075Something happened to him at the turn of the millennium and his brain broke from watching too many Japanese morning dramas.
>>736311695About the same mass overall but Rosalina's is much longer but Peach's is fat with a big mushroom head.
>>736312192Same. I mean technically it is well done I suppose, but it's just much, much less appealing than the game designs.I dislike the faces the most, specially the noses.
>>736311759No, they were already working on a redesign and the DK in the movie was adjusted to line up with the change. The devs said so in an interview. Rare's "cool" DK doesn't appeal to japs so they've tried to change him closer to his original arcade design. Mischievous and less serious.
Movie title should have been Super Princess World
>>736313015Good idea for a one-season series
>>736311695Rosalina, always.
>>736311996>>736312075It was an idea that was around since super mario galaxy's early development. Miyamoto and Koizumi had differences of opinion on some level.
>>736311587peach gets new luma based powerups.
>Star Fox interacting with Mario>they said "do a barrel rollIf enjoying this movie is being a dumb tendie than I'm okay with that.I really want Wario in the next one though.
Is Mario ever going to be allowed to be a hero in his own movie?
>>736318918He was holding his own 2v1 with Dry Bowser and Jr. going all out.
>>736319265until peach and rosalina saved the day and mario wasn't the hero
>>736318020>her long bangs represent her outward strength and inner sorrow and lonelinessso faggy lol
>>736311587Why do they look like Cabbagepatch Kids?
>>736311587So I watched a camrip and I have to say, yeah this one has me split.>let's cram as many games as possible so we have no material for the third movie>no cohesion between scenes, everything is too fast paced to the point it's almost a "you blink, you miss it" movie.>Rosalina takes Peach's role because the latter is a girlboss now.>by the way Mario can't save her, it has to be Peach because we have to copy Frozen and she is the chosen one lmao>also fuck Koizumi, they're sisters now. t. ShiggyIn spite of the jangling keys thing, Fox absolutely stole the show, that whole Star Fox sequence and the dogfight with Jr. was awesome. They should have just made a Star Fox movie and change the title to "Super Peach Galaxy. Feat: Fox from the Star Fox series".
>>736311587I don't care about the canon of bugman slop
>>736318918Holy FUCK look at the sheer volume of Rosalina's HIPS!
>>736311587Like a commercial product, subject to change and revocation at any time like always.
Star Fox anime series when?
>>736319365No? Perach saves Rosa, and the cannon stops without Rosa. Mario and the boys not only beat Bows/Jr. but saved Junior's ass as well. You're smoking cock.
>>736311587Nintendo just published 7 patches across various Mario games that retcons this tidbit into the lore and dialog (Most notable being the SMG/SMG2 one)
>>736318918No, get fucked male, your time is over, go die in some war.
>>736319497Character design is serious business in japan. Everything has a meaning, several layers deep.
>>736311587What relationship? Rosalina has no narrative presence at all outside of Galaxy
>so we have no material for the third movieNuhuh they saved *checks notes* Daisy
>>736320382You sound like a paid shill. Begone, anti-channer.
>>736311865They did not think this one through.
>>736311865I truly believe this is Miyamoto's revenge for putting the storybook into Galaxy behind his back.
>>736311695Birdo.
>>736311587making rosalina cuter
>>736311759Cranky is DK's father in the movies and he is still his grandpa in Bananza. Rosalina being Peaches sister is something nintendo will never follow in the games, too much plot.
>>736318020Nigger we all thought she was Peach's daughter.
>>736318918Wasn't he a hero in the first? Not at the beginning but at the end?I don't quire remember much about the movie but I'm sure he and Luigi saved the day no?
>>736318918Seriously lying about the movie?Mario and Luigi literally defeat Bowser and Jr.
>>736322095Superficial victoryBowser/Jr would have been defeated by Rosalina/Peach's cosmic sister powers activating regardlessThey could have beaten the Bros in that finale and nothing would change about the ending
>>736311587peach gets star platform spawning powers.
>>736311587>We want the Frozen audienceSad in and of itself, but especially sad in that Frozen is 13 years old at this point
>>736322270Peach would have never made it to Roselina with Mario's help.Not to mention Roselina was overpowered and captured by Jr. by himself. Quit trying to make baseless claims so you scream about muh woke.(Peach also kisses Mario at the end)
>>736322087He was. That anon's just hating to hate.
>>736322636These guys didn't watch the movie.
>>736322636>Peach also kisses Mario at the endNOOOOOO!!!
>>736322636>(Peach also kisses Mario at the end)where's the movie clip?
>>736320319Maybe if Nintendo had more vision. They could do a lot with Star Fox, Metroid, and even F-Zero
>>736311870That's the most reddit phrase in the English language. Please go back.
>>736318918But Frozen made lots and lots of money.
>>736311587its so over xisters
>>736324462(2/7)
>>736312075This. He hasn't been with it for a while now.
>>736324530(3/7)
>>736324568(4/7)
>>736323598
>>736324626(5/7)
>>736324648super mario world cape incoming.
>>736324681(6/7)
>>736324737(7/7)
>>736311587Rosa's mom didn't exist in the movie so my guess it's just movie only thing unless Miyamoto force nintendo employes to add to their next bing bing game. Fuck i hate Nintendo's kojima so much
>>736324709he uses it at the end to place the flag on top of the castle
PeachDaisy shippers always win in the end.
>>736311865What are the 'evil forces' mentioned that they're fleeing from?
>>736322095>No Bowser Fury final transformation with junior's paint effectively returning Bowser to normal after defeating him>LOOK IT'S THE DARK SOULS HECKIN DRAGON FROM MARIO ODYSSEY! Mario one shots it with the red star power... I can't believe how unimaginative they were for the final battle, so lame.
We know Mario and Luigi are brothers and that's never stopped faggots from making gay incest porn, why are yurifags so fragile?
>>736325092Probably Tatanga
>>736325193Has that alien ever shown up since the original Gameboy game?
Which other Nintendo franchise should get a movie?For me it's Famicom Detective Club
>>736325169Reminder that Epstein mained /u/ and Yuri fags are to be called Epsteins
>>736312192it's extremely safe and generic even for illumination
>>736325627
>>736311759No they dropped the wokey kong rare design and went back to the series roots. Country secondaries don't even know what the original Donkey Kong game was.
>>736312075>Senile man being told by Holywood what people wantsYou think he'd say no?
>>736324681>>736324737Me on the right
>>736325627I'd probably be fapping to this if it were futa.
>>736318670the way they used that meme reminds me of the sonic movie making "gotta go fast" sonics catchphrase for some reason
>>736311865man these movies are a clusterfuck. they made peach a strong independent girlboss so she can't get kidnapped but- oops! that means galaxy has no plot. so now they have rosalina, the actual independent companion character get kidnapped but- oops fucking again, now theres not really motivation. so now peach and rosalina are inexplicably related, and they have star powers together, something that ultimately does not matter in the fucking slightest and only exists PURELY to justify the absolutely retarded personality and role change to peach.I know its not really a deep lore they're stepping on but its just a series of increasingly dumb asspulls to justify a character change nobody fucking wanted to begin with, now defeating its own purpose as they're just benching other female characters just to jerk peach off. genuinely afraid to see what the fuck they do to daisy or any other females since the prime directive is just boost up peach at any cost
>>736324648NoA sisters our repsonse?
>>736325375If Illumination made a Pikmin movie they would just be tiny Minions. I don’t think Shiggy would be okay with them like>*blows raspberry* TEEHEEHEE BANANA Or maybe he would.
>>736312075shiggy is about one more movie away from ojisama retirement kingdom
>>736324089Fzero already have anime.And killed whole thing.
>>>/vp/
>>736320806>I have Miyamoto Derangement SyndromeWe know.
>>736311958bananza mentions it when talking to legacy DK characters and its DLC has it as a location
>>736320319Why no Samus in this movie? They may have well have her show up, with already having Fox. Are they saving her for some live-action thing?
>>736326083Broken bot?
>>736311587Was the fight with birdo necessary?
>>736326232Her Gunship is a cameo in the movie, but that's it.
>>736325165I mean, everything regarding bowser was terrible. He acted like he became a better person but then he went back to being bad, we are told Bowser Jr. is doing all of this to impress his father implying the relationship between them is bad but he was actually a very good father to Jr.
>>736311587Why does peach look so ugly?
>>736326761because real white women look like that
>>736311587here is a more interesting question:Do you think all the smut animators will switch to the new movie-styled model?
Can someone post the after credits scenes please?
>>736311587This artstyle makes me sick to my stomach
>>736326867I don't know but I do know the reddit frog has nothing to do with that
My niece only wants to see this for Rosalina so she may be disappointed she's barely in it.
>>736326675Yeah the movie was very schizo, changing the plot every second and the peach and rosalina stuff was boring.
Like this
>>736311587how will the porn artists? it's incest now(and hotter) but normalfags bitch and moan about anything even slightly taboo
>>736320459What were they? I am curious
>people are already updating Rosalina x Peach art that is clearly of their game versions to have the "incest" tag.THE MOVIES ARENT CANON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>736326867Such a thing would require a modeler to step up and do up an entirely new model based on it which, given there’s like a dozen other good models out there, it’s likely not worth the effort
>>736327613good, makes it even better
>>736324462>>736324530>>736324568>>736324626>>736324681>>736324737>>736324798god i hate normies
>>736327613Normies don't have brain capacity to understand this.
>>736311587In 15 years there will be an off hand comment in a spinoff game where peach mentions “my sister”
>>736311865>peach gets superman'dare we for serious right myeow
>>736327613Sickos win again. We always do.
>>736327613Hey buddy, how about adding "-peach" or "-rosalina" to the query?
>>736328117but i love my rosalina x peach art?the games version of the girls i mean
>>736324737Why are they mad at the guy on the right? He's right!
>>736327613Movies are far more accessible and normie-influencing than vidya. It may technically not be canon, but to the normalfag any visual adaptation is canon - the only canon, in fact. What you’re experiencing is the Right Back at Ya affect - something that plagues Kirby to this day.
>>736320537>peach and rosalina are on vacation in dinosaur land>mario & luigi doing a stage play with super mario bros 3 references because its the third movie>daisy becomes part of the cast>fuck around in sarasaland and isle delfino happens to be nearby>insert a million references>tatanga captures both princesses, he saw how bowser took over the universe as he was flying through space>wario gets a hold of his plans, tries to rob everyone out of their money to fund his plans>the cast must stop them but fail>turns out bowser is once again the mastermind to the shock of absolutely nobody>peach & rosalina get turned evil>suddenly they briefly regain conciousness and both break out of their curse>now all of them fight bowser>the world is savedthere i came up with a shitty movie plot, not even generated just basic mario knowledge. there will be nothing new its just rehashing more of the same
>that riz art the day the movie droppedkinokinokinokino
All I got out of this movie is that miyamoto derangement syndrome is still going strong.
>>736324462>>736324530>>736324681>>736324798Why do people care so much about the damn blood relations of fictional characters? Why do they treat it as if it's an actual horrid crime?It's just fiction, nobody cares about who you ship or fap to, damn
>>736328434I mean I love the Sam Raimi Spider-Man as my favorite, but I know it's not the "canonest" because my iq is above 50.
>>736311865>sistersi only hope it fuels more shit like thishttps://files.catbox.moe/b1ug3m.mp4
>>736328770>Peach doesn't have a dickboner lost
>>736328882she does in the other animations
>>736328770Mmmm....fuck.
>>736324462Why are normalfags so pathetic about morality in finding made up characters sexy? To the point where they are creating internal conflicts over it?
>>736322095No. That was Mr. CHAD and Watch
>>736328117how the fuck did you misunderstand his complain that bad?
why are all kids movies just the emoji movie now?
>>736311587They wontThey are nintardo games, they have no story
Grown men in their 30s shipping Mario characters. Goyim are pathetic.
>>736329102where do you think we are?
>>736327181troon coded answer
>>736326546>Her Gunship is a cameo in the movieWhat, when?
>>736329226Bro is lying.
>>736328434Sakurai helmed the Kirby anime, and Miyamoto helmed the Mario movies. The character portrayals are as close to canon as you can get, even if the games don't acknowledge that.
>>736325718>cranky kong posts on /v/
Reminder that Peach is now canonically trans if Rosalina is her older sister since Rosalina left a brother behind.
>>736329313Shut the fuck up.
>>736324462>shippers in shambles'TIS OVER.
>>736329057These two really need to be tied up and force-fed baked beans.
>>736325092The jews
>>736311587>>736311865>>736311695why why why why why did Illumination do this you NEVER EVER feed incestfags, especially ones that get off on tranny incest porn
>>736311865I mean this first movie was slop too but at least it was inoffensive in the traditional "its a family movie it works let it be" kind of sense.This is just fucking retarded fantiction tier writing holy shit, Fox should have taken over the whole movie and crashed his arwing with no survivors.
>>736311587The games and movies are unrelated.
>>736325092ENTER
>>736329379*Milk
>>736329281Wrong on all fronts, but keep coping.
>>736322087Mario never got the chance to be a hero in these movies, he's basically Princess peach jannitor. Peach is the lead of these movies, not him.
>>736318918No. Men being protagonists in heckin misogyny or something
>>736320319It's going to suck dick, dude. You guys will never learn?
>>736329313>>736329363>Shippers in shambles>Peach is now confirmed to have a cockMaybe the move wasn't all that bad lmao
>>736329540Time to feed those Lumas! Come on girls! Whip them tits out!
>>736311865seeing the storybook and that cadence of the voice telling the story all i can think of is this
>>736324462
>>736329618BASED!!
>>736329567Except Mario was the protagonist?
>>736311865is it really a surprise that inbred royalty would be related
>>736329648Kek
>>736329379Imagine being the luma in charge of sucking up Rosalina's nasty farts
>>736329540Woah!
>>736329754>surpriseThe only surprise is the one between Peach's legs
>>736327560Genuine porn artists like Hard Degenerate and Rizdraws likely don't give a shit. It's the actual cattle yuriniggers on twitter that will be blowing a fuse. You know she/he/they | Lilith | lv 15 | shedtwt dni | MINOR |those kinds of people
>>736329618>Rosalina grew up in space and has no understanding of social norms>She does this without shame in front of everyone and doesn't get why Peach is bitching
>>736329787>You...you want me to WHAT?
>>736311587same way they have been?
>>736311587If the fans like it, they'll make it canon. It's not like there some super restrictive canon lore they adhere to here.
>frozen but nintendo>nintendopes lap it up in drovesgrim fanbase
>>736329398probably because they weren't thinking about mentally ill adults when they were making their movie aimed at children
So how long before the Kirby movie?
>>736329906But HOW?Rosalina is confirmed to be at least 200 years old, minimum.Only way would be to make Peach ageless too.
idk, I like the original Rosalina story but at the same time, the animations and art where Rosalina and Peach suck a dick is now the most hot thing ever because slutty blonde sis sharing a cock is top tier
>>736329802
>>736330037IF ITS NOT THE MOVIE VERSIONS OF PEACH AND ROSALINA IT'S NOT INCESTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>736330004Space time is curved.
>>736330072It's incest and Peach has a cock. Deal with it, chud.
>>736329526I fucking wish, miyamoto will never do anything with the rpgs. It’s probably wario.
>>736311587I can't believe it, the son of Dob won.
>>736330072>"Too badu, whitu boi"
>>736330189no she has a fat fucking ass
>>736325991and you can't really talk about it either because of how radioactive discussion of strong female characters are. I really think Illumination doesn't know how to write girly girls with plot agency
>>736327613>make the porn better>this is somehow a bad thing
>>736330002Not long before the Splatoon movie
>>736330258The two aren't mutually exclusive and for the last time: ROSALINA LEFT A BROTHER BEHIND.
>>736330295BUT IT'S INACCURATE AND INCORRECT
Who cares
>>736330307Animal crossing movie with tom nook as a trump reference and kk slider voiced by Bruno mars.
>>736330295>make the porn betterfuck off
>>736329379How is it possible that they made Rosalina extremely cute and elegant, but Peach looks like an angry HR witch who seems to be constantly smelling shit because of the scowl she always has?
>>736330424because she's putting the "grr" in grrlpower
>>736330225Wario is just a greedy treasure hunter, Smithy Gang would make more sense because then they could set up Bowser getting kicked out of his castle and having to join Mario and crew.Unless they plan to use Galeem and Darkron.
Is it true that porn artists are freaking out about this plot twist?
>>736311865Still waiting for this edit of them both
>>736328981Yeah, I fucking hate this. These people are desperate to signalize virtue at every opportunity they got. Nobody cares, and yet they feel in their bones the need to scream to the world how they are NOT OK with x, y or z, and/or that they TOTALLY support a, b and c and should be praised for it. It's disgusting.
>>736330526only if they're retarded
>>736330518Smash villains need to be done after establishing more Nintendo heroes. I would love smithy gang, but Nintendo is autistic in what they do with the rpg games.
>>736330327The brother in question.
>>736311979And Mario Tennis Fever dumb dumb
>>736330424Because Peach always looks angry and disgusted.
>>736330582Social media breeds this mindset.
>>736318918>Is Mario ever going to be allowed to be a hero in his own movie?Just play the video games dumbass
>>736330424i want ashley in the next movie
>>736320319Mother/Earthbound Anime when?
>>736330754>no one cares about you for having a vaginayou'd be surprised
>>736311759It's well known by now that the design was for Bananza and the movie stole that.But if that isn't enough, Bananza follows none of the movie's new lore and stays with everything Rare did.So try again.
>>736328770I like this guy's Miss Kobayashi's Maid stuff
>>736322636>Peach would have never made it to Roselina with Mario's help.Are you sure about that?
>>736330518>Smithy Gangnever fucking happening. Squeenix would have to play ball. Tatanga's probably gonna get an upscale and be this massive threat. Or they can bring back King Boo to be the biggest bad of the third movie.
>>736324648All I see are two good friends and nothing more
>>736330880Go away furry homo.
>>736311632>"When we were developing Super Mario Galaxy, the director for that game, Yoshiaki Koizumi, and I were discussing what Rosalina and Peach's actual relationship was," Miyamoto said. "We had this vague idea about what their actual relationship could be, and how it would play into the concept of space.>"We had a lot of discussion about this, but we never came to a conclusion. So we decided that let's take this opportunity to give this idea some meat and get into the specificity of it, and we had a lot of fun having this discussion back and forth."It's gonna come to the games too. They had this concept dangling around from the very start, couldn't come to a consensus, and then decided to revisit the concept 20 years later for the movie and finalize it.
>>736311587None canon + who gives a shit it’s fucking mario? There is no fucking overarching lore. This is like caring about Bluey lore.
>>736311587By ignoring the movies obviously
>>736330929>ntr faggot in denial
NO, I AM NOT TAKING THAT AS CANON. EAT DICK.
>>736325262His last appearance is a Smash Ultimate spirit because it’s a retirement home for a lot of franchises
>>736330273its crazy getting called a sexist for hating peach despite the fact she's literally exactly what I was hoping daisy would be instead. what the fuck is daisy gonna be now? is she gonna be a fucking peach doppleganger, meaning she now lacks a unique personality, or are they gonna just bench her for 90% of the third movie too just like rosalina?
>>736330986>who gives a shitApparently you did.
>>736330946>>736330567Anon, I....
>>736331046Aww, she's kissing her big sister!!
>>736331158I'll take the one on the right, thanks.
Where's the Rosalina feet clip. Also, Rosalina and Peach need to bash each other's clams in the next film. R or A rating is fine, Super Mario is for adults only now.
>>736330880silly fox
>>736318020>Rosalina is emoknew it
>>736331083Close. She'll get stuck with Luigi for a Luigi's Mansion plot that serves as their obligatory bonding arc.
>>736331064Daisy confirmed so Tortanga might have a role in the next movie.
>>736331267This looks like shit. Illumination face is so fucking garbage.
You don't like the change because your futa porn is incest now. I don't like it because the story book about her mom was completely ignored and that was the best thing about galaxy 1. We are not the same.
>>736331046*smooch*
>>736312028I think it will be FLESHED OUT in the spin off game: Princess Peach Showtime Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Rosalina’s Rosebud.
Them being sisters makes this a bit funnier to me
>>736331267I'm not sure it's legit, but idk. If so, she's got that girlboss of the girlbosses type of look going on. lmao
>>736318918Why does Rosalina have a comically large butt?
>>736331340>This looks like shitI mean, it's Daisy, not much they could do.
>>736331267>.jpg
Wario should be their dad, which explains his hatred for Mario.
>>736331343This. The storybook had an uplifting message about being able to recover from grief and that's out the window now because now it's just Peach's superhero origin story.
>>736331393These personalities are literally the opposite in the movie though
>>736325991And is making billions because kids and women like to see pretty colors despite how garbage the movie really is
>>736331391Rosalina is gonna be Nintendo's Shadow. Sooner or later we're gonna get Super Princess Peach + Rosalina
>>736331083its either the bench or they force a gay peach vs. daisy rivalry with a side of luigi love interest for the latter princessthird and worst timeline option; Daisy is Peach and Rosalina's homunculus
>>736331431Don’t shit talk the best princess.
>>736330629Hope this guy gets a reference in a movie, he cute
>>736331267>>736331435Only as a male or a whale would she look worseWhat is wrong with western companies!?
>>736331515The movie is simple, not bad.It was made for families and Nintendo nerds so it successfully catered to it's audience.
>>736331435>no " Hi, I'm Daisy!" introductionAaaaand...you blew it.
>>736331578They will introduce him once they turn Mario into a cucked incel.
The only reason Peach refuses to get into a relationship with Mario is because he is short.
>>736331647They didn't want to pay whatever celebrity will be voicing her in Movie 3 for a single line in Movie 2, plus it meant she'd be credited before she even appears.
>>736331525>Rosalina is gonna be Nintendo's ShadowReally bro? Wario is right there.
I don't know if i was the only one but the best thing about the movie was Yoshi for me. He is retarded and just says yoshi and make yoshi noises... It's perfect...
>>736329526Even in the games is an excellent plot pointBut i'm not really fond of them making smithy an useless villain or a girlboss
>>736331764Nintendo wants him to stay exclusive to party games and Warioware
>>736331764This is a Miyamoto cinematic universe chud. Wario doesn't exist.
>>736331267Insane they don't realize there's an easy fix.
>>736311865Sex
>>736331832>POV: You're Luigi
>>736331871>Mama mia! >That's right, Luigi, I'm your momma tonight!
>>736320684>get called out for obvious lie>starts spergingSaar
>>736331853It's ironic, originally people gave her flack for being a Peach clone until her revamp in Mario Party 4, but now here we are at the Mario Movie and people are giving her flack for being a Peach clone in terms of character because they turned Peach into a girlboss, since for western writers a tomboy might as well be identical to a girlboss.
>>736331832Now make her ass and belly match those bazongas.
>>736331908>Later that night Luigi was rushed to hospital with a broken pelvis>He remains in high spirits despite the pain.
>>736331998Daisy seems to be more of the punch first, ask questions type. She will most likely be a hothead who guns for Luigi for some reason. >>736332032>Luigi, how do you feel?>Oh, I feel great! I didn't know being a diplomat could be so...rewarding!
>>736311865That was dumb, even for nintendo standards
>>736331853>Am I the only one who thinks that Daisy has always been a superfluous character who brought nothing to the Mario cast?What she provides is a second female character in the rare case your sister has a friend over and they want to play Mario Kart/Tennis/Party with you.
>>736331627It's not a good story, no matter how you justify it.
>>736320806100%Miyamoto gets what he wants, even when it's retarded, and all he wants are Mario, Pikmin, and Star Fox.
>>736329648Lolknowing twitter i'm sure the docs will be him saying 'hi' to a 17 year old but it's still funny.
>>736332213It's fun.
>>736332020Pregnancy did a number on 'aisy
>>736332247I prefer when this artist draws them shitting ice cream
>>736332253Luigi is a lucky fellow.
>>736331693I feel like they could have just credited her as "Princess #3" to get around having to spoil her before her scene if they wanted to give her a voice.
>>736332253I will now watch your shitty video game movie.
>>736331267That's my princess.
I don't know who owns Willy Wonka but I'm sure we can bribe them into playing ball.
>>736332253BASED
>>736312075It's written by those talented people from Hollywood so he likes it, of course.
>>736325718>Country secondaries don't even know what the original Donkey Kong game was.Someone hasn't played 64, it seems
>>736332546Stop.
>>736311587the same way it always has.
I just realized an endgame for these movies.Mario Princess, and they'll bend the rules for Samus and other non-royalty female characters as well as adding Zelda because why the fuck not at this point, they're not going to do anything cool with the Mario IP at this point.
>>736332781A woman gave us pic related and made some of the best music in Castlevania.
>>736332875Mario's honestly the worst franchise within Nintendo's portfolio to try to base a cinematic universe around. It's simply the most marketable, being the most known video game in history outside of video game circles.I think this film series is going to lean on other Nintendo franchises increasingly as it grows (it's almost like it needs a cinematic universe to justify having a Mario movie franchise as its tentpole).
>>736332937>Void Kong parodying Mickey MouseI see the vision.
>>736332937>After all its trendy to make Disney is Evil style media right now like that incoming show Knights of Guinevere.Knights of Guinevere is just retreading what Shrek did where the point is subverting fairytale morality, which is fine, but that doesn't really lend itself into biting commentary on Disney's faults as a company right now. Plus if Illumination/Nintendo instead focused on "Big arrogant companies are bad, right?" it would look hilariously hypocritical.
>>736332213It's a decent comedy, but that's really the only positive the movie has going for it.
Yoshi was legit cute. He might have been the best part of the movie and was pitch-perfect. Didn't add a lot and was sort of just there but they made good use of him if he had to be a living prop.
>>736332875i think im hitting the point where i dont want to watch any more movies of a cinematic universe scale anymore
>>736332875>>736333041The endgoal for these movies is to bring people to the videogames. When the hype train for Galaxy is done, Nintendo will hard with the Zelda anniversary stuff. We'll eventually see the 1st trailer for the Zelda movie and the Ocarina of Time remake.
Why are zoomers wringing their hands over incest? A fetish so tame it barely even qualifies as one?
>>736333290They're wringing their hands over sex in general. They hate anything beautiful, sexy, or anything sex positive in general.
>Sonic 4 teaser before the movieYeah, baby. Can't escape the blue guy.
>>736333242We get it dude, you hate your mother.
>>736333290not even that, but lesbian incest, where having a kid with 11 toes is impossible.
>>736311587>>736329057>>736329379>>736329540>>736329798I hate these stupid looking faces so much.
>>736331267>Daisy has monkey face>Peach has Karen face>Rosalina has absolutely perfect and kissable faceno wonder why they butchered her in the movie, the mog was brutal
>>736311587>Mario Bros movie>has nothing to do with Mario and Luigi>girlboss shit dialed up to 11 nobody can even deny it anymore You know what, 3rd movie will be all 3 princesses having to save Mario and Luigi who are absent for the entire runtime, screencap it for when Im right
>sonic has better movies than mariowtf happened
>>736333041They're already going all out with the non-Mario stuff so it's really just doing a third Mario movie and then sending him and Luigi and Peach forgot about her - down a pipe that leads to an arena and then we see Link and Kirby and depending on TPC's mood, Pikachu. It's gonna happen whether we like it or not. A Mario Cinematic Universe would have been great, but we got diet Smash instead.>>736333218They'll need to show some games first instead of ports of ports and remakes.
>>736333365bottom right image here is ugly to the point of being scary
>>736332546>WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GUZZLE DOWN cum
>>736333452The Sonic movies are Hollywood pandering, meaning they have to put some degree of effort into storytelling. Mario just jingles keys.
>>736333426Bro is making up shit in his head to get mad at.
>>736320537I think the payoff there should be whatever forced Peach off her planet needs to be connected via Daisy and the full origin of the princesses in this universe is played out. They really seem to want to center the major revelations about this universe around the princesses.
>hate story in games>your friend made a really good story for your game>whatever retcon it the very next game>its still not enough>make a 110 million dollar movie>retcon it all again>make it basically a different thing>drop a nuke on yuri shippersNo one does it like him.
Why was Daisy on another planet at the end???
>>736332418>I struggle to think of well designed humans for CG animation made in America and Europe.there's only one in recent years
>>736333675Yet Fox McCloud being in Mario's universe isn't a problem?
>>736333597More like predicting the future, unc
>>736333795>no black people>G&W
>>736333781Predict muh ballz>>736333795
>>736333795Peach felt more like the protagonist here, since her relationship with Rosalina formed a core tenet of the story.
>>736333795>Using culture war talking points to defend this movieThis is a new low, and it's damning.
>>736333638The absolute legend
>>736333861Not really, everyone had their own adventure.
>>736320460You will be raped
>>736311865ARE THEY COPYING THE SANIC MOVIE? REALLY?
Why did they use THAT as the way to give Lumalee a bit part? I wanted to see him go through therapy instead.
>>736333763there was a portal
>>736333365Rosalina has perfect feet too
>>736333158NTA, but is it? Only part that got a chuckle out of me was the Hypnotize instrumental coming out of nowhere.
>>736333904Found the wokie.
>>736333954idk it was pretty hamfisted
>>736333939Yeah, I guess. They converged at the end.
>>736333795>romance where?
>>736333954wasnt lumalee's va an actual kid?surprised that they still had the voice 3 years later
>>736333985Nope, just someone who looks at things critically instead of crying about someone with a different skin color. The second movie was a bust, and the lack of black people or any other boogeyman only showcases that things would have been the same if they were present and none of the flaws would have been addressed, or intensified.
>>736333795Mario isnt the protagonist its Peach and there is no real romance at all, as expected from a sub 70 iq twitternigger post
>>736333795Yoshi is black though
>>736333795>not being woke trash means it's a masterpiecegrim
>>736334158>Nope, just someone who looks at things criticallyDamn nigga, you want a cookie?
>>736334158>crying about someone with a different skin colorShalom rabbi
>>736334215>there is no real romance at allYou sure about that?
>>736311587>So, how will the games handle their relationship from now on?The same? Since when do animated stories impact how characters in-game act?
>>736311632>Movies are a different continuityOh, it's a film? There was a Mario film? Sorry, I live under a rock.
>>736311587they will frot tits and kiss clits
>>736334353We all know what going to happen
>>736334451Oh yes we do!!!
>>736333795its still wokeslop we reached a point of ''the princess saves herself'' trope where now its a ''princess saves another princess'' if it was based they would've just had Peach assign Mario and Luigi to save Rosalina and she fucks off for the whole movie until they reunite
>>736334514That certainly did not happen
I love how mad woketroons get at this movie
>>736334256not a masterpiece, but the fact that a modern film isn't "woke" is so strange that it automatically becomes decent/good.also, We all know what would have happened if they made a character gay or changed their race, let's not play dumb
>>736334581And the journalists.A flowing river of salt.
Sonic has a literal autistic fanbase and the movies still treat the audience as if they are sentient beings unlike Mario, Just
>>736334739Anon?!!Guys I think Candlejack got him, we need to
It's weird everyone being able to breath anywhere in space pissed me off even if it's like that in mario galaxy games...
>>736334806A funny joke would be in the Starfox movie is that Fox forgets to put a helmet or air mask on when he gets back to his universe and almost suffocates before his teammates pull him back into the airlock.
Just watched this, it was fucking garbage. I mean, it was everything I expected it to be, but what I expected was a minions movie with Mario characters. This is just a huge collection of barely related clips with random references all the time, they don't even have to make any sense like Mario with the red star, just throw it in who fucking cares. It's colorful lights blinking for the children and nonstop whatever references for the older people who made the mistake of watching this.Also Mario is just a side character on this movie, all the action and badass moments are reserved for Peach, save the very ending where Mario gets to do something, but it's still Peach who saves Rosalina, just the fact that Peach jumped on the launch star to go rescue Rosalina while Mario was kidnapped with the castle was fucking ridiculous, it's like they're doing it on purpose at this point.
>>736334803Candlejack? Sounds like some u
>>736334739the characters are handled way better too like Shadow had 17 min of screentime while Rosalina only had 10 min. Despite having only 7 more min Shadow felt like an actual character
>>736333503Reminds me of that one picture of Cosmo/Narcissa.
Has the market for Luma plushies/cushions finally been established? Can we get some? It's been almost 20 years, dammit.
>>736335007>on this movie*in this movie, filthy ESL
>>736335007
>>736311632This is nintendo, they love rewriting things for brand synergy. Same company the destroyed Majora for being too different. Rosalina's backstory is 100% going to be retconned
>Miyamoto san Mario didn't do anything>Add kiss...> B-but Peach saved Rosalina by herself, makes no sense for her to...>Peach always kiss Mario at the end filthy gaijin, add kiss now!I honestly don't know if Miyamoto is based or a completely insane old man sometimes.
>>736334534Even with that approach they'd have shot themselves in the foot in the first movie by establishing Peach as a girlboss. Now that we know she is one, if she delegates big tasks to Mario and Luigi, she comes off as a lazy and shitty ruler. Most princesses would send their best knights on that kind of task since they can't do it themselves, but Peach is her own best knight.
>>736333365she's certainly the most accurate looking design.they didn't go out of their way to fuck up her face and proportions like they did with Mario, peach, DK, ect ect.
>>736334515The miracle end.
I'm being forced to see this movie against my will. What should I expect?
>>736335415Schizo plot, turn off your brain.
Reposting my review. What a filler slopfest, and 90% of the movie was a drag to get through. Movie was made for kids to watch on an ipad in the back seat of the car.Not surprised at the 42% on rotten tomatoes, you NEED to know Nintendo references and have played Mario Odyssey to have any sense of enjoyment as they jingle memberberry references in front of you. Who the hell knows who Wart is anymore and Birdo did fucking nothing. Do a barrel roll is cringe and is basically "how do you do my fellow kids?"They should have cut out the scenes with Queen Bee (who the fuck asked for her), and the Yoshi fight with the T-Rex (why shrink the T-Rex and then not bring him back to full size to fight the dragon?) They awkwardly shoved in random backstories for Yoshi and Fox, but didn’t bother to explain Jr’s magic paintbrush or the super scope baby gun?Mario and Luigi were just an afterthought in the movie compared to Peach's "growth", and their banter was cringe. Toad did absolutely nothing and should not have been in the movie. Yoshi was just Scooby Doo. Bower Jr's whole motivation was fucking stupid and made no sense. They should have at least shown them firing the boomcannon once. Fox was just new Nick Wilde. However, have to admit Fox stole the show, and I’d jam my dick into him. The surprise Game and Watch cameo was neat. So was the Mario Maker and SMB1 bridge fight. The Luma were cute. Daisy looks ugly as fuck. Rosalina was the most interesting part but she only appeared for like 10 minutes. Princess Peach and Rosalina being sisters was based as fuck and makes their art super hot now, but apparently Peach is jesus now and can just make life? What happened to the Rosalina storybook lore from Galaxy, Nintendo?Ending was extremely abrupt and Illumination cheapened out on showing them rebuilding the castle. Bowser learned nothing and should have told off Jr at the end.What a slop of a movie, and yet it will still earn over 1 billion dollars.
>>736333795>the protagonist is malePeach is female actually.
>>736335415It's a fun roller coaster ride.Grab some popcorn and just enjoy yourself.
>>736328558This was also another cool plot concept for Movie 3 I saw
>>736333795Did we not have a thread yesterday that the movie was actually jewish goyslop
>>736335415The movie is paced and written like an AI made it
Holy fuck this was the worst movies I've ever seen. Walked out after 30 minutes.
>>736335582You have AI Derangement Syndrome
>>736335505you know what futa is, right?
>>736333763But...he wasn't. He was sent to that world from his own. He goes back to it at the end so he was always displaced.
>>736325092Muslims
>>736335634Post your movie ticket or it didn't happen.
>>736335649you know you're a mentally ill homosexual right?
>>736335582I thought critics were over exaggerating but its true
>>736325092They never explain it. The entire movie is terrible writing. They literally set up a plot with Wart, like he shows up in a threatening manner, a character gets worried, then they just never show him again. Nothing in this movie is coherent or makes sense, at least the first movie as bland as it was was logical.
>>736325092Andross
>>736311587By leaving it exactly like it is. Did you freaking faggot farters ask retarded questions like this about the Sonic movies?
>>736335415Pog face at all the references
>>736328434Right back at ya was always just a dumb meme cartoon that people only know about through memes of Dededee. Most haven't even seen the actual show
I can't understand how someone would be 100% miserable watching this movie.
>>736335671hopefully he didn't pay for this shit.if you go to see this, do what I used to do as a teen. hang out by the arcade machines, wait for the ticket guy to leave and then walk in.
Fox is so cool
>>736335504>What a slop of a movie>a slopFilthy ESL
>>736331980Look, if I don't believe Mario is a cuck who never did anything in the movies my life has no meaning and I can't make myself angry every day.
>>736335978Doesn’t invalidate the point at all, tendie
>>736331778He literally does nothing the whole movie, he serves no purpose. They don't explore his origin, he has no goal or motivation or stakes in the plot, he has no character arc, he doesn't save the day. He just shows up and third wheels the whole movie. Complete waste of potential.
>>736335908I honestly would be miserable if i hated the changes senile miyamoto did to the character. But honestly it's just a boring movie. The worst that can happen is you falling asleep
>>736335197I'd assume Koizumi still has say over what happens with his donut steel, and he probably hates the movie for shafting her
>>736336004It's just a funny dumb dinosaur. This is one of the few times that i don't need a character.
>>736318918We saw Rosalina being raped and trapped by Jr in the trailers, tranny. Go shit your dick off in manufactured retard rage elsewhere.
>>736335954Yes I think he even explicitly says it in his intro just in case the sedated retard audience didn't realize they're supposed to think he's "cool".then he says "I also have cool boots" do kids actually find shit , joss whedon jokes like that funny?
>>736335954Miyamoto insisting on shoving Fox into the movie must've made some furry animators extremely happy
>>736336002Eric, you lost. Mario will outgross every Sony movie.
>>736322095WRONG NIGGA
