Make sure to go to the gym and exercise to play video games for longer amounts of time without dying when you get older
Make sure to go back to /vg/.
Ask yourself this: What would Bejita do?
8229 180812 slots, bring 1, Ashland Stakes G1 Reenactment!1800m MILE, turf (executive decision), left/counter, sunny firm, etc.Come join on the road to the Triple Crown! Will be patient on people joining.
>>736328560Be overconfident and then lose the plat?
Where did everybody go? Bingo?>>736328583Joined
>>736329573:D
I unironically started exercising so that I can game longer because I saw some of my friends start deteriorating in real time
>>736327947*kills them both effortlessly* *saves those poor horse girls from those nasty monkeys*
>>7363285835/12 so far! Get that TT Mile uma in, she just might be triple crown material! (please feel free to join whether whale or noobie)>>736329505ty
Reminder to tune in for the stackest Osaka Hai this Sunday, 15:40PM JSTOr at least watch for our guy Boldog HosThe Takamatsunomiya Kinen had 200K viewers on the JRA YouTube channel, let’s see how high Osaka Hai can go
>>736329712Thanks for saving the horsies Superman but wouldn't those planets die from lack of a sun in the time it took you to move them?
>be a lazy fuck>want to draw and postdrawbros, how the HECK do you lock in and draw?
>>736327947Finally, a thread for me.
>>7363285838/12, 4 spots left! Use those mile mutants!>>736330265Same way you paint your minis in tabletop: you don't.
>>736330265I don't draw, but I paint, just fucking do it.Turn off your PC, silence your phone, and just get to it.Internet is poison.
Since there's a reenactment room up, I figure it's a good time to post this before I forgetPretty sure I missed a couple leading up to the Dubai cup, but couldn't find anything about the results of those races when I tried checking the archives
>>736327947gym time cuts into game time though unless you're playing the greatest game known to mammals
>>736330443People lusting after the lastest hotness like Pizza or Ai but there is something “homely” in Dober simple personality and design that keeps you around
>>736330604That accounts for the American and European races unless Europe was hiding some for early 2026. Can't speak the same for non-JP asia and the middle east.
>>736327947i go to and from work on a bicycle when i dont work the night shift. thats 40-50km every 9 days. not great, but keeps me in shape somewhat at least.
Doing grandparent runs in Mant makes me want to kill myself
>>736327947>go to the gymLiterally just get some dumbbells
>>73632858311/12, one spot left for the Ashland Stakes in Lexington, Kentucky! More G1s from there tomorrow, and a JP race late saturday/early sunday too! >>736330845The Mojiros share many design traits I think but I haven't sat down to compare.
>>736331292>>736328583Full, starting in 4 minutes from this post. May the mightiest miler win!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSQk_U8o8Ho
I missed the liquor thread but it seemed comfy as fuck, shame that it's gone
>>736331924umacholics anonymous thread, it was neat, though a lot of arguing about alcohol took place.still, i need to try out the "irish car bomb" now.
>>736328583Grass Wonder overtakes Scarlet, but she herself is overtaken by Vodka right at the end. Congratulations Vodka for winning the Ashland Stakes G!Will just post a corner shot and placement pic in a bit.>>736329912Prepare for the Osaka Hai race here tomorrow! I notice Nord is here.
>>736332203Corner shot.
>>736332285Suzuka not looking so good here
It's McQueen's birthday today! Say something nice about her!It's also the IRL horse's deathday.
>>736332203>>736332285It's not enough that my Umas NEVER win these races, but they also never even appear in the pictures, fuck this shit man why do I even bother
>>736332312>mfw no view from the lead
>>736332437Sex
>>736332353lmao dunno. i know i dont, never even started, too many 1st rate torenas here, i know if i joined in i'd just be fodder. rather not waste a slot when someone actually competent mightve joined in.
>>736332353To me, these races are the least serious things ever. I just put in random time trial umas that I think will be fun.
>>736332353It's not your fault that Digitan is burying her face in another uma's ass mid-race every single time the corner shot happens.
>>736330604Takamatsunomiya reenactment results, i still have the save so if the thread is still up ill post a webm in a while
>>736332203>the medium Scarlet I threw in just to participate was TOO SMART so the way stronger-looking one couldn't pass her>wasted Red Ace early and jobbed in the most embarrassing way possible (to Vodka)ShitMan, I'm never gonna improve her PR at this rate
>>736332285And top placements.>>736332353I just like to think this is closer to real horse races than some others are, especially CMs. Even my or other's anons super top tier bred (Yes you breed your umas) horses might job when the time comes, and some might shine for some reason. Also part of the reason why I random the moods. Also because I run lates, they've historically jobbed HARD when it came down to it, but its funny watching others umas fight for the finish line, like when that one Princess won one time. It might change up dramatically from MANT-tier umas now, but will love if someone's A+ or S will knock down someone's SS+ a peg.
>>736332623How does one even train sprinters in this retarded mode? My Sprint TT team still has a 1 star B+ default outfit King Halo, I haven't run a King Halo career since July
>thinly veiled dragon ball thread
>>736332773
>>736332773I can't speak for the secrets of MANT, but Halo has much more options in it since she doesn't HAVE to do humiliation rituals and its easy to mutate her (adding mile, medium, long, etc.)I highly suggest you do a MANT career with now, and I hate MANT.
>>736327947I did. Went to the gym yesterday for one hour. Now upper body sore. Will be doing leg day middle of next week.
Are there any umas that could beat him?
>>736327947Why is Bejita cheating on his wife?And why isn’t Gigi next to him watching?
>>736333115
>>736332338How unfortunate...
>>736332623Oh, neat. ThanksHere's the updated spreadsheet (minus the Ashland Stakes results). See you guys in about 3 months when I post the Q2 race results unless I miss one of the classics or something and need to ask for a scoreboard pic
>>736333202The Mightiest Miler Miling a Minute.
>>736329912i always have a soft spot for seiun hades cause the name fucking rocks. shame he's a midcarder
>>736333309Those are all closer to 2 minutes though
>>736333446>midcarderWhat? Front Runner you meant?
>>736333809so you dont know?
>>736329912>Croix du Nord>N1 favorite >15th posthow do i short this?
Helios bros, I thought we were chads?
Is this worth it if it means burning all my crystal and selectors? I can save a crystal if I don't get Bijin, but that would take away NSM for any uma (MTK/10RB is the borrow slot).
>>736334285Kita, Finemo and Creek are your priorities, do you have them at MLB?
>>736334378I can MLB them all right now and keep a rainbow crystal, but I can select Bijin as well if I use up that final crystal for the MLBs instead.
>>736334552I dont think 0LB bijin is worth it, if youre running ends wait for CB, if you're running lates use Neicha for OYL
which is better, NTR LB3, Finemo LB2 or neither and hold my rainbow crystal?
>>736334285You need to let NSM go, anon. Using a 0LB Bijin is a huge cope.
>>736334798>You need to let NSM goGaslight fancer....
>>736334552Creek can stay at LB3 since she’s only really good for long races, and we won’t be getting those for a while. Kita and Finemo pretty much go in every deck, so try to MLB them first. The Yeppers card is pretty ass honestly. NSM is good, but you do need other strong Wit cards to make up for her crap.I’d save the Rainbow Crystal for the next scenario in June/July. The Pal card and Tachyon card are in the same banner and they’re both must pulls, and you need them MLB, it’s gonna be rough.
>>736334704Hodl
>>736334704Neither. Only use your crystals to MLB stuff.
>>736334816The true gaslight is using a limited resource on a skill monkey card. If you want NSM that badly, then at least borrow a MLB Bijin
How much stamina does Aries need?
/v/ictory stakes TOMORROW PREDICT THE WINNER TODAY
>>736334870700
>>736332338chubby uma that I'm going to have loving sex with
>>736334886Potential uma
>>736333883You don’t, you long instead. It’s Desk-kun (aka Chrono husband), and now he can go as wide as he wantOn a side know, Hades victory is a fairytale sendoff for the Seiunman, who portably not long for this world, just like Tabaru and the Meishoman
>>736334217What is she doing here
>>736334886Bourbon. Then we'll be two umas away from having a Nigekiri Sisters reign (if Falco stops jobbing)
>>736334886TAMAMO CHUD
>>736334886Clanker reignSkynet WON.
>>736334886My boywife
https://x.com/operagxofficial/status/2040026936353661383?s=20
>>736334886
>>736334962Getting auramogged.
Bros.....
>>736334956*probably not long
>>736334886Front blob will favor ends, pretty much every single end aside from goldship is SOUL so im rooting for them
>>736334962Pretending to be Doto
>>736334886Hope: AyabeMore realistic expectation: Bourbon
I lowrolled this dober and im pretty sure I can roll 1200/800/1200/600/1200 with good summers. Am I on the right track skillwise?
>>736335180Are you using wit parents? Any tip on getting 1k+ wit with two cards, or does it just kinda happen thanks to the RNG?
>>736335064Fake! Nobody is that dumb... right?
Tomorrow is my last chance to ever get a 2nd plat as I refuse to use my selector on XOGuri and if I lose tomorrow I'm quitting the game
>>736335219Dober has 20% wit growth im using fine motion (dont have natie) and yeppers and it's super easy to cap wit.
>>736335180Steadfast only triggers if you get passed on the Final corner, if you are not winning by that point then you're losing. not a good skill.Up-tempo requires you to be near the front mid race, but you're a Late, so never going to proc.Also, you are going against XOguri and Bourbon, Medium S is a must.
>>736335331see you tomorrow doto
>>736335331Would doto say this?
>>736335340I see. Dober looks super strong for this CM.
>>736335331Early evolved skills will save the game, trust the process
>>736335219finemo is just that good
>>736335359Arigato anon>you are going against XOguri and Bourbon, Medium S is a must.Don't worry I got a full medium lineage, this was kind of a shitty run so I'm sure I'll do better. Thanks for the tips.
>>736335393...
>>736334886what would the reaction be if she got a second reign?
>>736335419Dobers BEEN busted, she's the scariest late surger in the game right now
>>736335340Wit is a matter of life and death for Front (and Pace somewhat), but is it really that important for Late/End?
>>736334886There is absolutely 0% chance a front loses. You can screencap this. If a front loses I will drink MANT juice.
>>736335498Falcon is the KWABOTY 2026, and Taishin was the KWABOTY 2025, so V.Bourbon would be humilliated just slightly
>>736335331>Tomorrow is my last chance to ever get a 2nd platnigga tomorrow's my last chance to get my only plat, i have 1 good ace and two middling ones, i am unironically terrified
>>736335498I would not be mad at all unironically, it would be a genuine upset and a redemption arc.
>>736335426>two of my favorites don't even benefit from evolved skillsT-thanks.
>>736335561There is a big downhill midrace, you want to go into downhill mode to get into a good position and to catch up with the Fronts/Xoguri, so getting high Wit is ideal for everyone, but 1200 power is more important for Lates/Ends.
>>736335331>>736335602XOguri is very strong. But not the end all be all, don't worry trainers. If she can bleed she can die.
ban gachafaggots
>>736335669can ends even run this race? seems like spurt won't proc
Dragging my nuts across McQueen 's face
If XOguri doesn't win a single /v/ictory stakes, can we all agree to make her the kwaboty 2026 instead of falco?
I will simply get my well-earned 3rd place rewards tomorrow and move on.But if I win plat I'll toss a cheeky 10 at Seiun.
>>736335561High wit is just sleeper OP in general, remember how strong high wit ends ended up being not only this longsloppa but during the arima kinen?
>>736335716Dragging McQueen's nuts across your face
>>736335706Only Ayabe is good since her ult gets stronger if she's at the very back.
>>736335718That would be kwab of the fucking century, I legitimately cannot see it happening
>>736335727Do it anyway, for Seiunman >>736334956
>>736335718Falcon lost on her home turf where she has literally all the advantages, falkeks boasted about her being unbeatable and taunted other umas into challenging her. She won a grand total of 0 races, she even lost the ones Suzuka wasn't in. That's a pretty big kwab to beat
Anyone just got out of the mines? Glad there is a thread up.I remade my entire team from scratch and im still not feeling confident at all
Nyo
>>736335956Shes one of the SAVIORS of latekino right?
>>736335919I've decided to phone it in and hope I get jobbers and paid actors
>>736335919You get an unique commentary if you bring a brand new ace to the finals so make sure to screencap it
>>736334886I will join with a runaway so ends don't win.
>>736336005Wait really? That's kinda cool
>>736332785>ThinlyDragon Ball is Video Games
>>736335974She's a good late uma but I wouldn't call her savior. Her power card is very good though.
