What's the most mischievous thing you've ever done in a game?
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>do not turn off the console while the autosave icon is displayed>I ran downstairs and threw the circuit breaker the instant I saw the icon>never told my parents and kept it a secret until this very day
>>736340676smoked in front of a child till he died from second hand smoke and dumped his corpse in the Atlantic ocean in deus ex
>>736340676>SS13>Traitor>Killing people>Lots of people>Arrested by Security as a suspect>Trick them into thinking Ive been covertly stung by a changeling>Released free of charge>Kill more people>The remaining people onboard have united against the "changeling">I have a fire axe>There are roughly 13 people left of the original crew of 40 something>I have achieved a Ted Bundy tier K:D by this point>Up to now I have lured people into the lawyers office to stab them and flushed them down the disposals chute, removed peoples hearts and brains during surgery and hid their bodies in lockers, poisoned people with cyanide and thrown them into space, set people on fire with chlorine trifluoride and husked them, and beat them to death with a toolbox>Finish off a couple more people in maintenance>Theyve figured out its me at this point>6 people left>I rush medical with a portal gun (the survivors had set up fortifications there) and teleport myself inside through a window, popping out behind people and decapitating them>A ligger with a spear stabs me in the back after I kill the remaining 3 people>The emergency shuttle the last remaining head had called arrives and the crew goes home>/tg/ faggots left permanently traumatized, they ban the nigger word next month
when i was a teenager my favourite thing to do in gaming was play tf2 and spawn camp as spy on the maps where you can stand above their spawn. drop down and instastab, sometimes i would get them a couple times in a row and laugh so hard
>>736340676Killing and pillaging on Minecraft servers
>>736342175insanely fucking based
>>736341989May I ask... why?
>>736340676>WoW server is tagged for new players on Cata launch>be Troll Hunter>fly to Teldrassil, the Night Elf starting area>tame a Nightsaber, name it Nightsaber>hide in a tree and use the new pet movement command to walk it back and forth like an npc>die of laughter as multiple noob night elves attack it, flagging themselves and getting obliterated by itMy favorite was one who did that then upon spawning left clicked it and slowly backpedaled away
>>736340676I wish demo would stop playing dogshit mghu has been a treat though
>>736340676>say I will try to play this violent game in the most pacific way>headshot the first person I see
More from SS13>/vg/ station>Always play assistant>Arch rival always plays HoP>We always play the same characters>Am consistently metagrudged and made to be executed for minor acts of 'tiding>Develop a plan>Act mildly annoying over the course of the round and bait him into attacking me>Robust him with my l33t sk!llz and space his corpse, as he has to me many times>He ahelps and bitches to the admin>"I dindu nuffin man dese pepo tryna keel me!!!">Admin buys it>He quits the server in protest, says he will only return once Im permabanned>See him 3 days later and do it again>REDDIT SPACE>Skyrat>Always play engineer>Crowbar up floor tile Ive memorized and disconnect the wire that supplies essential power to either the Singularity/Supermatter>Furfags too busy ERPing to notice, shuttle called within 20 minutes of round start>Do this 14 times until permabanned once they realize Im not even whitelisted>REDDIT SPACE>Eris/Discordia>Start as Captain "Saloth Sar">Hand out red scarves to select Ironhammer (Security) willing to pledge their allegiance to me, give them lethal weapons in exchange>Begin dictating new laws >Anyone that refuses to follow them is made an enemy of the state and I order either their immediate arrests>Ban firearms onboard (server is very gun heavy)>Crew revolts>By the end of round I have half the server either dead or enslaved>All survivors undyingly loyal to the Khmer Rouge, as I distribute the most powerful weapons to my civillian spys and lieutenants Needless to say I was a menace
>rent game>delete every single save
>>736340676I enjoy dismembering corpses of people who try to mug me in FNVJust silly things
>>736342175>SS13tell me you are either a groomer or hyperautistic without telling me either
>>736342536Hehe
>>736343605The second one
>>736340676Took a stealth character into stormwind and killed a guard every so often to keep all the players on high alert. I would do this for several hours at a time.
At 3:30pm everyday for a month I invaded the sewer area right before gaping dragon. My kit was poison gas pyromancy, +10 lightning halberd, dragon head for fire breath, and I would goto that corridor that is so narrow it cant fit two players, blow poison smoke everywhere and sneak in halberd stabs through the mist.Most people panicked and tried to run past me, about 30% kept backing up and cornered themselves in the previous room and maybe 2% fought back in a smart way.
>>736340676took my friend into the wildy and killed him for his steel armor
In Smite you could leash jungle camps indefinitely at one point, so when my mid stole my speed, i leashed his red all the way to the enemy mid laner
I used to borrow games from friends and never give them back. They never said anything, so I guess they didn't miss them that much.
>>736340676>invaded someone trying to duel in DS1 in midnight anor londo>I'm not in a dueling mood>I'm in my villain arc>he messages me to come>I come>out of sight I see him>I message him "im lost">immediately charge when they stand still to read the message>instagib him in the back>no response>indicted
>>736340676I have too many stories to tell, most come from left 4 dead 2
>>736340676I found a way to dupe event currency in certain MMO.
>>736340676I was waiting for something in an event in an online game and the most annoying faggot ever just wouldn't shut up. I recommended that he join a guild that wouldn't stop shitting up threads here. He actually fucking joined and the guild died slowly & painfully.
>>736340676I used to get banned from public servers on Battlefield 3 for dropping an ammo box in spawn and switching to recon to squish people with UAVs.
>>736340676a literal warcrime in Starcraft II: feigning surrender
>>736340676Sniped scav legs in Tarkov and let them live to limp to their extract slowly only to then shoot them anywayIt is my favourite thing to do
>>736347940thank you, i needed that laugh so bad today
>>736345114>Playing shit souls
>>736347940A lot of my cod 4 levelling was nade switching and martyrdom
>>736348348That was something I didn't like about skyrimI'd get a bandit down to a sliver of health and he'd run and say I yield I yield!And he would run away and come back 2 seconds later to smack you so you were forced to kill him
>>736345297>I-I saw some cool things! Uhh b-but I won't tell y-yeah....Boooooriiiiiing
>>736340676>BC WoW>camp out the Noggenfogger NPC>kill him whenever I see someone try to talk to him>kill any alliance guy who tries to stop me>start giant fights between the guards and the people trying to stop me>no one can actually kill meI almost got banned for this
>>736348792I also trained the Gryphon Master from Gadgetzan to OrgrimmarTook like 2 hours to walk her thereHeld her there for like 4 hours before some randos killed her
>>736340676>Mario 64 multiplayer with muh bro>Need to ride the carpet and we both jump on>Chen and Neco having a staring contest.gif>"Man, I had the craziest urge to punch you off right there haha.">Say nothing>Kick him off
>>736340676My brother kept boasting about his fucking rayquaza that he had transfered over to HG because he had recently learned about natures and was happy to see that his fug was a speed demon. When he was taking a piss I grabbed his DS and gave the rayquaza a lagging tail, then when he came back I challenged him to a battle. He was pretty mad about me outspeeding him with a feraligatr
Drove in front of planes taking off in BF2 and gave them FF penalties
>>736340676I poked a toad once.
>>736340676i used to look under the skirts in yandare simulator as a kid as a joke but now i think i accidentally devoloped a kink doing that
>>736340676In PoE, a common scam is cancelling a trade, saying oopsies, then redoing the trade with the wrong item to make a profit.I used to scam scammers by selling my The Doctor, Headhunter div cards. I'd put it up, they'd put up the right amount of currency, they'd cancel the trade, and then I'd put up a shit div card instead, and they'd put in 1ex/div instead of the normal value. So I make a fat profit.
>>736348752videos are worth a thousand words
>>736340676I was in a DarkRP server and some kid kept asking people how to spawn cars. I told him to type "unbindall" in console, to open the menu for them.A moment later he turned to me and started frantically spinning in place, as he could no longer move, type, or talk. After a couple minutes of this he left the server, presumably by turning his computer off.
>>736340676I dunno, run up DP at round start in a fighting game?
>>736340676In trouble in terrorist town when I was the traitor I hit a guy with a crowbar once, he would instinctively start firing his gun making noise, I would then kill him and ask what the hell dude?
>>736340676>playing verdun>enemy player in trench causing foothold>he's in an annoying place where I can't get to him>switch sides to his squad>force a squad change>squad changes and they lose the footholdfelt really funny to do that
>America's Army 2.x>Bridge map>always some snipers hanging back in the tower, rarely making kills before someone with a 203 blows them up>get tired of them doing nothing of value>find one on the crates, sit below him>wait until he starts shooting and start jumping>he ends up shooting me in the back of the head, game automatically disconnects him from the server and puts his account into Leavenworth Prison, forcing him to sign out and back in to get out of Prison>dump smoke grenades on snipers on the midpoint, watch them get shot down by the enemy when they panic and start running around>Battlefield 1942>get on map with boat spawns>grab the wheel and steer the boats directly into the enemy, get them blown up>suddenly tickets stop vanishing one at a time and instead rapidly drain down to 0 because no spawn points remain>shoot friendly planes with anti-aircraft flak until smoking so even machine guns can shoot them down quickly, so enemy gets quick final hits on them and gets the credit for the kills and I don't get a FF warning
Quarantined off unhappy guests in a "Happy Island" where there were no attractions, just overpriced food and drinks.If they were still unhappy after a trip to Happy Island, then they promptly found themselves in a watery grave
>>736340676I was s scammer on Habbo Hotel
Probably something in SS13 but the latest I remember was in Arc Raiders just walking around looking for Rocketeers to shoot from across the map. when they get hit they aggro onto the nearest player they can find which was very bad news for all those little dots in the distance thinking they were steering clear of it.
carefully planned surprise sex in hellmoo
