How do I keep cats out from my PC table ?
>>736342613Get him his own gaming setup
>>736342613Keep it covered in soda cans, empty chip bags, weed bits/stems, tapped out bowl ashes and used qtips. There's no were to sit if there's no room.
He wants your attention, do your duty as his owner and play with him.
>>736342613Don't keep pests inside the house
Proper training.lazy owners get the rope.
>>736342613he just wants to be by youlet him be
>>736342613By keeping them out of the room the table is in
>>736342735My uncle gave me pooper training and I hated it
Rape correction.
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>>736342613he is judging you for being a lord moonknight
>>736342696if you have a cat, you know cats will always find a way.
>>736342613Your cat just wants to hang out with you. Cherish every moment you have with your cat.
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>>736342827>>736342750>>736342725It's just a cat, if you had to decide between saving a cat or your family from a burning building you would literally stomp on your cats burning corpse to get to your children.
>>736342725Yea but cats want attention when it's most inconvenient for you. Can't understand why anyone would want one of those things.
>He wants your attention, do your duty as his owner and play with him.
>>736342897so does women and that didn't stop you :^)
>>736342891You know half of these faggots would save their cat instead because americans cherish their animals more than their own family.
>>736342935SHE ALWAYS WANTS MY ATTENTION FUCK OFF I'M TRYING TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES
>>736342945I know they would probably feel like 99% as close to their cat as they do their actual family.I care a great deal for the stray cat that lives around here.
>tfw sleepy cat on my lap as I type thisShe's just happy to be here.
>>736342613it's the cats way of telling you to stop playing shitty games
>>736342613throw them outside
>>736342613>>736342806i hate being allergic to cats because i relate to them so much
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>>736342941I appreciate that you think that I actually get women.
I've owned three cats and every time they want nothing to do with me except when it's time to eat.They don't want to play or be pet. They won't bite or hiss either but just kind of look at me like "fuck off".Reminds me of interacting with women and it fucking annoys me.
>>736342728don't worry you're not allowed in my house
hey op i saved your pic and gonna keep it forever
>>736342696>weed bits/stems>tapped out bowl ashes and used qtipsactually kill yourself
>>736342613>catfag>funko pop>marvel slopIf you killed yourself you cat would be too busy eating your corpse
>>736343171have you tried giving them catnip
>>736343240Why?
>>736343103no i dont, april fools nigga
>>736343297He clearly wants the gaming pc.
>>736343171Skill issueMy cat chills in my lap while I game and sleeps with me every night
>>736342613CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR
>>736343361>scratches and pulls on the door endlessly until you let me in
>>736342613Get him a bed on the table where it won't inconvenience you, he will lay there instead. You can use a folded blanket/towel instead, anything soft enough to entice the cat to go there. It's also easy access for pets
>>736343361meowmeowmeowmeooooooooow
Unless there's a real issue with the kitty laying there, just let them be. They want to be near you and the PC / monitor area is often warm. Clear out a little space if you don't want him trying to do the >If I fits, I sits in places that may push things out of the way accidentally when s/he flops down. Mine would lay on my deskmat above the keyboard/mouse, among other spots in the room. If you get them a little cat shelf/hammock thing and put it near the window so they can hang out there annd look out, while also being close to your desk, its a nice option if its safe and has the space. Enjoy that the cat wants to be close to you, anon. You may miss it one day.
Is this the thread?
>>736342613You don't. Let the cat roam free.
>>736343627What is it like to eat kibble
>>736343772Probably more pleasant for them than you.
>>736343341>no i dont, april fools nigga
>>736343171There's a reason women are likened to cats, anon.
>>736343240He's already doing it
>>736342613play better games
>>736342613Eat them.
>>736343171My cat meows at my bedroom's door literally just because she wants to sleep with me
>>736343895It looks so dry
>>736343171Chud-anon...
>>736343772cronchy
>>736343171Anon is a pussy repellant in every sense of the word
>>736342728I don't keep dogs in my house though
>>736342613Your PC table is exactly where you want your cats. You don't like seeing your cat while you play /v/idya?
>>736342613Play with a controller instead of having to reach your hands over your desk like a kbm dork.
I wish I had a cute kitty that loved me
>>736345238Me too....
>>736342613why did you steal my pic?
Actual answer:Douse your table with citric acids or other smells they actively avoid going near.
>>736345238What's stopping you from having one?
>>7363426131) Get a cat bed at table height, like a table mounted bed or scratching barrel.2) Don't pet/reward cat while he is in an unwanted area (important)
I love my silly cat, regardless of how intrusive he is
i recently (just over a month ago) adopted a cat and she doesn't like being pettedshe'll loaf and watch me but if i try playing with her with a wand toy or give her scratches she walks offblogpost over, enjoy your cats that want affection
>>736342696Yep that's how I do it
>>736342613Get a second keyboard, use the one he doesn't lay on.
>>736342613You teach him very kindly that everything in your arms' length is the grab zone, and if he comes close, he'll be grabbed, petted and played with whether he likes it or not.
>>736346710Everytime I see desks like this I realize that I barely have any issues at all
