And every single KO is the exact same cheap ledge guarding shit.
lol shitter noob moment
>>736345440Nope, I'm actually better for being able to use my all my moves and still win without having to spam. It just means never getting "punished" which is all these fags know how to do.Most likely having to spam and copy the same exact cheap chaingrab shit or whatever cause they force you into it by running like bitches, making it a conformist playstyle for retard commie faggots
Go to bed ROID.
>>736345380brawl minus tripping plus a balance patch would be the perfect smash game
>>736345595No I'm barely getting drunk enough of my vyvanse high to own cheap retards after having claude code the entirety of my game today. I'm catching distinct nuances in the physics that will be calculated with numbers to destroy cheap retards with non stupid faggot cheap play. Cool meteor smash KOs, every time. Not bitch cuck ledge shit every time. Cope
>>736345630it would still be a shit>>736345380>>736345492its actually comical how much of a frustrated new fag you sound like
>>736345630>plus a balance patchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GDr-eyhsSM
>>736345654That's great ROID where's your game? Or you're still gonna bitch out Melee again for 20+ hours again.
>>736345380>you spamThe game has the least buffering and most hit stun of all smash games what are you talking about?
>>736345654>babbling druggie retard nonsense you are very bad at this game and should kill yourself
>>736345654Can't fucking land or even get the fuck up without some spam shit? I fixed it. Marth's chaingrab and FAIR spam are done. There is no fucking shine spam. That artificially ruined the entire game and forced everyone into the same exact commiefornian play style.
>>736345380This game was great fun when you're 12 years old at a sleepover party and no one really knows what they're doingThe people who play this competitively are something else
>>736345708Tilt, dipshit. Juggling. Chaingrab. Wave dash. Dash dance. Nair. Fair. >>736345714Cope. Being good means KOing with something that isn't a gay ledge gimp. It says so in the tutorial. Mario does a meteor smash on Bowser, he doesn't spam bair like every commie tournyclone faggot
>>736345769playing this game with modern compfag knowledge is fun.
>>736345670all the other smashes are too fast and slippery or are outright broken (64)>>736345692go on
>>736345702Lol you're just like the normie retard faggot acquaintance from highschool who asked me this a decade ago before I realized I was a superior evolved introvert. The game will come when it's ready, I'm not fucking rushing it like a retard because I needed time to invent shit. That finally came to a halt today and I had Claude code literally everything based off the melee tutorial, now it's time to drink and discuss the philosophy of players who will most likely getting filtered by my game due to the fuckijg CORRECT playstyle.>>736345630Tripping is to cuck dash dancing. That shit is retarded.
>>736345898tripping is the worst possible solution to the dash dancing problem
>>736345794>attacking and movement are spammaybe videogames aren't for you.
>>736345898Don't care about your drug filled retard babble, where's your game?
>>736345940Yup I got a way better one. Also one to chain grabbing.These fucking stupid idiots won't know what him em. Try ruin the fucking game and waste the potential of a full moveset. Go on, see what happens when you desecrate the trve natvre of Melee. Marth isn't a "spacie"Samus isn't a "spacie"You're just a coward running away with disrupts flow and turns it into a chaotic mess by cluttering the 間 with spam. Fucking Samurailet.https://youtu.be/6nxr1cYQIew
>>736346079i am literally asking for a slower and more methodical game instead of one that chases the adhdslop demands of the pro scene
>>736346007Hey retard. You know there's a stale move mechanic?Fuck this game right?Fuck Sakurai!You're the problem with this world is a nutshell. >>736346059I'm not giving you any previews. My game is my word transformed in C++, a programmerlet needs to know his place and steer clear of such complex subjects buried in mathematical obscurations to complex for his tiny spamming mind.
>>736346143No. The game's fast, but you actually fucking do combos, meaning you attack with a range of different fucking attacks, trip, tilt, down smash for example. Not tilttiltilttilt or grabgrabgrabgrabThat shit is boring. You come to expect you opponent in a little bitch and are cucked from throwing out moves. That ruins the 間
>>736346208No fucking hiding. No monkeying around on the fucking ledge. That shit is cuckedThat ruins the 間WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
>>736346208buy an ad faggot gaijin
i beat op in melee and he left
>>736346254Buy an actual warrior conscience and stop resorting to pathetic "fall to death KOs" because you're gimping rather than fighting. I'm just genuinely surprised at how everyone plays Falco and Fox style. I never even fight those furry faggots. Why ruin the 間https://youtu.be/x5hipSGtGh0
>>736345380>The game isn't funAgreed.
>>736346335When you run away. You disturb the 間This a Samurai game. Westoid trannies are disturbing it with their lack of loyalty, dignity and respect. https://youtu.be/VKMw2it8dQY
>>736346385Because of spam. I don't want to shield forever against a wall of Marth Fair or constantly be dodging Sheik & Marth grabs. That forces me to spam movements and attacks rather than begin a flow of organic movement resonating with the rich midair to ground physics. That forces me to shield endlessly waiting for the wall of spam because I approached a spacie and instead approach with a wall of fucking spam. I can't come in with any other moves because spam which disrupts my natural affinity to try new moves and explore the physics.
>>736346520And waiting while they fucking monkey around on the ledge repeatedly spamming for invulnerability? You might as well turn off the fucking game. It's up to your opponent whether or not the game will even continue at that point which is complete and utter bullshit.
>>736346607Ah, but you see, there's loosely enforced professional rules against doing that which doesn't matter at all to online warriors.
>>736346607You never see a forward smash until it's off the ledge, none of them are full charged. Fox and Falco aren't supposed to have KO power under 100% with an uncharged smash if they aren't ridiculous OP and not worth playing against. Smashes aren't just KO moves, they're to be used in situations that don't require spamming all over the place with airs.
>>736346691There's even a tourny retard faggot rule against that huh? Truly extrapolates on how they proceed to fucking rape the game and feast on its corpse. Why are Westoids like this?Can I have an opponent in an online game who doesn't have severely self induced psychosis wherein the believe they speak to the devil directly every waking moment?
>>736346798Yes, if a game goes to time and somebody grabbed a ledge over 60 times, they automatically lose, unless both players grabbed a ledge over 60 times.
>>736346912So they're counting huh? That's all this game amounts to with these NPC slop "frame-perfect" brainsWhere's the SOVL in that?
Every day I'm SHFFLin'
>>736346975The game counts for you in the results screen.
Why do you guys even play online games if the competitive players bother you?
>>736347029>it's a GRIND goy!That's not what battle is about. It's the opposite. Must these brainwashed communist shabbos be so inherently SOULLESS?This means that even in an esoteric online game there is no escape from conformity when the very difference of expression throughout the characters begs to differ within their own existence?Fox-style.and Falco-style is the elephant in the room, man. They are legit basing playstyles around the two most cheapest, soulless and unfun spreadsheet characters in the game https://youtu.be/2ZANNt_uyvM
>>736347119I'm philosophizing for my own game, running the numbers on jump squat, making it so I know exactly why and how I'll never face a spammy dash attack Peach ever again. That's how deep this game is without westoids realizing it. Sakurai is a genius and created Dragon King: The Fighting Game, not "Melee" or whatever bastardization these tourney freaks have stolen.
>>736347050How's it automatic then artard?Cope. Heavy artillery bazooka fire cope.'toids be TOIDing
>>736347339Mentally ill race. Japanese superior.
>>736345492Its so obvious from wasting my time reading all of your teenage angst level ESL ranting from your parents/government subsidized hovel that you will either die of suicide or spend the rest of your life poor, caked In shit, and spamming a basketweaving board about a game that youll never make. Youre definitely the sort od delusional smug waste of life that averts his eyes in public and mumbles and then rushes to the internet where nobody can see or verify you in an attempt to feel superior to....incels playing a 20 year old fighting game?The amount of time it took me to write this and solve the captcha is more valuable than the entirety of your brief, dirty, debased little life. You wont even leave a mark by making a game. The extent of your existence would be the 4chan footprint you leave if you killed yourself in a dramatic enough fashion to warrant a forensic investigator (doubt)
>>736347581Holy not an argument against a simple play style preference. Can your extrocuck kiwi farms addled mind come up with a legitimate reason why my apt discovery of Melee physics being cucked by spam is actually wrong, fundamentally?Is your NPC hypersocialized fluoride brain capable of that?Insecure. Mentally ill. Hivemind cretin. https://youtu.be/pp5xGLj1RME
Holy fuck I've shat all over these faggots extensively. Every single fucking thing I say is right. Fuck.lol
>>736347657I dont play your gay game you mindbroken faggot I browse v for the once a month MAYBE decent discussion thread and even more rarely reply to dillisional mentally ill wastes of life in the hopes of getting them to look in the mirror and change something in their "life" (heavily in quotes given your existence is eating, drinking, and sitting in front of a computer all day every day) or if not change it then just end it. You cant even speak. You're a bot filled with internet lingo because you haven't peeled your eyes away from a screen since your shitty distant parents gave your spoiled screaming self a smart phone in lieu of conversation. Youre screaming into the void to nobody about nothing of consequence. When this thread is dead a large part of who you are dies with it. How pathetic.
>>736347861>now don't you wish you'd join us?>would you then feel so alone?https://youtu.be/Eiy9vAFcl3UI wouldn't feel so oppressed.
>>736347990That's a lot of shit spewed to explain how do you don't know shit from fuck.
>>736345380Git gud.
>>736345380install delay mod
>>736348135There are no opponents who have the same reaction time as me. I am the best because I was forced to train for zero opportunities for punish and instead dodge and attack with non-stale moves instantly giving me the raw damage component advantage. the issue I'm having is with the constant spam forcing my hand for many unsatisfying weak kos or damage threshold gains. I'm not satisfied with repeated nair damage gains, because there is a fundamental stale move mechanic, it means that the game limits you from repeating yourself, while players force your to "fight fire with fire" so to say. https://youtu.be/KL_aiErC3TE
>>736348165https://youtu.be/DowIeOGd12Q
Competitive is built around the how poorly coded and exploitable the physics engine is. They fixed in the next game and they proceeded to throw a tamper tantrum everyday for nearly two decades. I enjoy the game but holy shit melee players are the most insufferable losers on the fucking planet.
>>736348318They didn't fix it, they threw a bandaid on it and the axewound leaked through. You can't fix stupidhttps://youtu.be/Tkh5dNCSSyE
>>736348381KO's are achieved through building damage through a variety of methods...the stale move mechanic was too weak for spambrains to appreciate. I've revamped itand no I don't drink human blood like 1/3rd of the population who destroys this world with their deliberate inhuman reddit responses.I just gated faggotry and made it put on a clown wig.https://youtu.be/vAKV8iAsnUU
ready or nothttps://youtu.be/gHkTLE44X1c?si=re7jqmJrQSCAP7K0
