Simply the best playable race in any RPG.
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>>736345742>human>male>sword and sh-oh the representation of human is a nigger?>dwarf>male>sword and shield
I wish there were more RPGs in which people don't like you based on your race.
You sure thats not a goblin
>>736345836Oblivion has disposition modifiers based on your and the NPC's race, as well as race-specific rude/polite greetings and battle taunts
>>736345742>humans are le versatileWhy does every RPG do this and what does it mean?
>>736345964We are willing to bang any alien
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>>736345907Morrowind had the disposition modifiers too.But being able to join organisations like the Stormcloaks in Skyrim as a fucking Argonian is just silly.
So where's the human?
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>>736345742That's a nigger though
>>736345964Sexual compatibility with all any lmaos
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>>736345964Because basic bitches always play human, but also want to play all the different classes. So humans get designed as a jack-of-all-trades race to allow that. Or at least that's why D&D does it, and everyone copies D&D.
>>736345807mbus2000! Wow! That's the fastest broom on the market!
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>>736345964>elves poop their pants if you cut down a tree and make them live in a stone house>dwarves piss themselves if you shave their beards and tell them to leave their caves>orcs are retarded and just think about war 24/7>furry/scalie races aren't welcome (unless female and attracted to humans)>Chad McHuman is welcome in all areas of the world and can thrive there, adjusting to whatever environment or culture they find themselves in
>>736346094The concept of brooms getting faster with every passing generation is kind of funny in hindsight cause you look at the slytherin brooms and they're just painted black like it's magic bro did u make it more aerodynamic or something
>>736345964>Invents a different race>It's just human + thingGee, I wonder why.
>>736345964It unironically means that humans are the superior species. Being versatile is a huge thing in rpg lands.All the other races get too stuck in their ways and it's up to the wise, powerful and versatile human to fix all their shit since the couldn't screw in a light bulb if the directions didn't have 100 years of elven/dwarfish/etc. history behind them.
>>736345768>>736345807>>736345810>>736345902>>736345980You will never know the touch of a woman.
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Judging from the guy's pose I think somebody told him he was the best race, too.
>>736346348you arent a woman, and never will be
>>736345836Vampire the Masquerade had characters be even more terrified of you than usual if you were playing a Nosferatu.
>>736345964human sissy cope
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>>736345810>dwarf>swordDISGUSTINGAxes, warhammers, maces and polearms are the only acceptable melee weapons
>>736346354Is he okay?
>>736345964>weaker than Krogans>Asari are better biotics>Turians are sexiergotta have something
>>736346591he's just massgravemaxxing, im sure he'll be fine
>>736346591Yeah he'll walk it off
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>>736346570>dwarf >polearmgtfo
>>736346707RACISM IS ONLY SKIN DEEP
>>736346764>he doesn|t knowShame
>>736346880looks fucking retarded
>>736345810>elf>female>bowthe only other acceptable choice for straight white men.
>>736347089Cute egg about to crack.
Racism is a mental illness
>>736347140it's actually perfectly natural, which makes anti racists seem like petulent children screaming against the storm, very amusing.
>>736345742>variedYes there's some that are good at science and reasoning and others that are good at running and crime
The only cure to racism is execution. We must kill all racists.
>>736345964Because Tolkien did it and high fantasy is literally just Tolkien.
>>736347185Living in a cave and shitting in bushes is perfectly natural too, and I'm sure you wouldn't agree that it's desirable. You can acknowledge that you have a knee-jerk reaction of disgust towards out-groups while still recognizing that it's irrational and largely unfounded, rather than desperately searching for reasons to justify it. That's what I do.
>>736347519are you lost?
>>736347519@grok bring up crime statistics, sorted by race
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>>736346591He's just making a mold for his golem.
Racism is just pattern recognition.
>>736347519noticing patterns and learning from the wisdom of previous generations is very rational.
There is something mentally broken in men that are attracted to heart failure.
>>736347761Oops, wrong thread. Still true though.
>>736347576See this is what I'm talking about. You can acknowledge that niggers commit more crimes than whites, but still recognise that it has little to do with the color of their skin, and that it's inconsistent and irrational to extrapolate this pattern to all black people. Niggers aren't born with a disposition to crime, just like how asians aren't good at math from birth. It's correlation, not causation. You can hate thuggish niggers, and you can even find niggers as a whole contemptible, but you can't claim that niggers are demonstrably inferior solely on account of their race.
>>736345964Because humans are the template race. Every playable fantasy race is just humans but different.>humans but short>humans but pointy ears>humans but furryHumans are the common basis and so inevitably become the jack-of-all-trades race.
>>736347989It's not due to the color of their skin. Is due to the content of their character and their brain.
>>736345742if the the only option when playing as a human was playing as a black person then people would actually start playing as the non-human options.
>>736348327>implying someone still playsYou are a funny guy
>>736347761im still craking bbws fr
>>736345742>Human>pic unrelated
GUYS GUYS GUYSBLACKS ARE NOT HUMANI SAID THE EDGY 4CHAN THING
>>736346570>>736346764the thane / king /chief /clan leader / general / captain / officer / foreman uses a sword. it is the weapon of kings.everyone else uses axes, picks, hammers, spears, halberds
oh uh looks like the nigger lovers are having a melty that not everyone lose their pet niggers
>>736348273amen. thus it has ever been.
>>736349936>assuming silly human sentiments instead of being practical and trusting your pickaxSilly child-beards
>>736349973they're like shitbull owners. and every faggot with a 'little' dog. you know the type, those little screaming yapping psychotic little fucks that never shut up and constantly bite, with owners who just stand there going 'oh isn't that precious' as it tries to eat a baby.those are the people who also love naggers of peaceful raping, murdering, looting and maimings.
